Originally by: Jack Gilligan

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Edited by: Jack Gilligan on 04/08/2008 02:21:47

Originally by: RaV1N

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Edited by: RaV1N on 03/08/2008 23:11:37
Oh my, you just had to make it a challenge didn't you ADAMA?!

I don't think you get the interweds and your serious pixel business is in danger of failure cascade, eject while you still can friend!

Edit: Also this thread is only Defcon 3, I mean it is only The Internets!

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One of the things I most find ironic is that I'm in Catch/Curse, and I still have to fight Roadkill.

The more things change, the more they stay the same :)

Glad to see you all stuck together, although it's a tragedy that you let Peoke's mouth lose you your space.

But respect for sticking with an ally to the bitter end. Much honor in that, no matter how misguided.

Looking forward to facing some of my familliar old enemies down here in the Southlands :)

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• The internet is not real. It is a series of tubes.


• The tubes are also not real.


• I know you are but what am I.


• That's what she said.


• By she I mean 'your mom' and by said I mean 'was... a demon in the sack."

• Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.


• If I wanted lip from you I'd wipe it from my zipper.

Originally by: Nagatok

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ok i fail to see the point in this thread....if you've got an issue with someone take it up with them as opposed to making yourselves look like idiots by blaming the corp he was formerly part of.

3rd rate thread...occupied by 3rd rate trolls....created by a 4th rate corp

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Originally by: Apollo Quinn

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Edited by: Apollo Quinn on 05/08/2008 02:00:26
ADAMA Corps Official Statement


THE INTERNET and Lackeys,

I have a strict NO REFUND to non-alliance member policy. Though I am aware you left IRC, you had undoubtedly been aware of this decision months prior and proceeded at your own will. Had you inquired prior to your departure I would have read to you the "NON-ALLIANCE, NON-PARTICIPATION" clause agreed by you upon accepting the terms and conditions that apply to Raffle participants. To remain consistent and fair, I must operate within the boundaries set at the raffle's inception, else risk a breach of contract litigation. You understand I will not have any of that during my term of office. Therefore I am forced to regretfully inform you of your negative equity investment and will gladly offer a gratuity gift of 1 (one) Tritanium. To obtain said Tritanium, please meet me, without prior scheduling, outside of your pod at any location in EVE space. Thank you for your donation to ADAMA Corps and its subsidiaries. We appreciate your investment.

I am acutely aware of THE INTERNET and the complicated sophistication that the inter-alliance, multicultural intellect of the aforementioned corporation brings to CAOD. Due to this I've prepared the proper translation fit for a more civilized respondent.

For translation please refer to the following statements:

• The internet is not real. It is a series of tubes.


• The tubes are also not real.


• I know you are but what am I.


• That's what she said.


• By she I mean 'your mom' and by said I mean 'was... a demon in the sack."

Prior rebuttals to any further dispute on the topic will be promptly ignored. If you wish to believe in a response please consult the following list which may contain but is not limited to:

• Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.


• If I wanted lip from you I'd wipe it from my zipper.

Nothing that you have said has prompted these responses. We at ADAMA Corps firmly believe it is not what you say that counts, but the thought behind it. And we all know there is never thought behind anything THE INTERNET says. So we blame your parents. And Incest. ADAMA Corps encourages its members to learn from their mistakes, so please learn from your parents and use birth control once you've found a man drunk enough to seem interested.

As CEO I assure you that if anyone from ADAMA Corps has offended you it was purely intentional. We hope that you can read our responses through your helmets... even though none of you can play football.

Because we've all agreed that THE INTERNET could not pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel, out of pity ADAMA Corps would like to help you out. Now, which way did you come in?

Sincerely,
Apollo Quinn
CEO
ADAMA Corps

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Originally by: MinmatarCitizen 90242

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Mr. Quinn.

Your failure to surrender the ISK as requested in the OPÖ is disappointing.

Failure to make reparations will result in the full - password and location updated - IRC jump bridge network to be posted here for the public's viewing pleasure. As a valued member of IRC, we understand that you would not wish the be held personally responsible for such a breach in security. It would be in your own best interests to return the money.

Yours,
-minmatarcitizen90242

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Originally by: Eacham Graeme

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Originally by: MinmatarCitizen 90242

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Mr. Quinn.

Your failure to surrender the ISK as requested in the OPÖ is disappointing.

Failure to make reparations will result in the full - password and location updated - IRC jump bridge network to be posted here for the public's viewing pleasure. As a valued member of IRC, we understand that you would not wish the be held personally responsible for such a breach in security. It would be in your own best interests to return the money.

Yours,
-minmatarcitizen90242

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OK IRC, let's refrain from playing this game any longer. No need to post any additional replies to this thread.

My Best,

Graeme

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Originally by: Belce

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I like this picture

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/3355/dont20worry20sir20im20from20the20internetui7.jpg

is right...

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Originally by: Apollo Quinn

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Edited by: Apollo Quinn on 05/08/2008 02:00:26
ADAMA Corps Official Statement


THE INTERNET and Lackeys,

I have a strict NO REFUND to non-alliance member policy. Though I am aware you left IRC, you had undoubtedly been aware of this decision months prior and proceeded at your own will. Had you inquired prior to your departure I would have read to you the "NON-ALLIANCE, NON-PARTICIPATION" clause agreed by you upon accepting the terms and conditions that apply to Raffle participants. To remain consistent and fair, I must operate within the boundaries set at the raffle's inception, else risk a breach of contract litigation. You understand I will not have any of that during my term of office. Therefore I am forced to regretfully inform you of your negative equity investment and will gladly offer a gratuity gift of 1 (one) Tritanium. To obtain said Tritanium, please meet me, without prior scheduling, outside of your pod at any location in EVE space. Thank you for your donation to ADAMA Corps and its subsidiaries. We appreciate your investment.

I am acutely aware of THE INTERNET and the complicated sophistication that the inter-alliance, multicultural intellect of the aforementioned corporation brings to CAOD. Due to this I've prepared the proper translation fit for a more civilized respondent.

For translation please refer to the following statements:

• The internet is not real. It is a series of tubes.


• The tubes are also not real.


• I know you are but what am I.


• That's what she said.


• By she I mean 'your mom' and by said I mean 'was... a demon in the sack."

Prior rebuttals to any further dispute on the topic will be promptly ignored. If you wish to believe in a response please consult the following list which may contain but is not limited to:

• Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.


• If I wanted lip from you I'd wipe it from my zipper.

Nothing that you have said has prompted these responses. We at ADAMA Corps firmly believe it is not what you say that counts, but the thought behind it. And we all know there is never thought behind anything THE INTERNET says. So we blame your parents. And Incest. ADAMA Corps encourages its members to learn from their mistakes, so please learn from your parents and use birth control once you've found a man drunk enough to seem interested.

As CEO I assure you that if anyone from ADAMA Corps has offended you it was purely intentional. We hope that you can read our responses through your helmets... even though none of you can play football.

Because we've all agreed that THE INTERNET could not pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel, out of pity ADAMA Corps would like to help you out. Now, which way did you come in?

Sincerely,
Apollo Quinn
CEO
ADAMA Corps

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Quote:

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down near the station bio mass plant you can buy burgers that are 5% pork and 95% CRAP

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Originally by: GallenteCitizen20080615

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Originally by: Apollo Quinn

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Edited by: Apollo Quinn on 05/08/2008 02:00:26
ADAMA Corps Official Statement


THE INTERNET and Lackeys,

I have a strict NO REFUND to non-alliance member policy. Though I am aware you left IRC, you had undoubtedly been aware of this decision months prior and proceeded at your own will. Had you inquired prior to your departure I would have read to you the "NON-ALLIANCE, NON-PARTICIPATION" clause agreed by you upon accepting the terms and conditions that apply to Raffle participants. To remain consistent and fair, I must operate within the boundaries set at the raffle's inception, else risk a breach of contract litigation. You understand I will not have any of that during my term of office. Therefore I am forced to regretfully inform you of your negative equity investment and will gladly offer a gratuity gift of 1 (one) Tritanium. To obtain said Tritanium, please meet me, without prior scheduling, outside of your pod at any location in EVE space. Thank you for your donation to ADAMA Corps and its subsidiaries. We appreciate your investment.

I am acutely aware of THE INTERNET and the complicated sophistication that the inter-alliance, multicultural intellect of the aforementioned corporation brings to CAOD. Due to this I've prepared the proper translation fit for a more civilized respondent.

For translation please refer to the following statements:

• The internet is not real. It is a series of tubes.


• The tubes are also not real.


• I know you are but what am I.


• That's what she said.


• By she I mean 'your mom' and by said I mean 'was... a demon in the sack."

Prior rebuttals to any further dispute on the topic will be promptly ignored. If you wish to believe in a response please consult the following list which may contain but is not limited to:

• Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.


• If I wanted lip from you I'd wipe it from my zipper.

Nothing that you have said has prompted these responses. We at ADAMA Corps firmly believe it is not what you say that counts, but the thought behind it. And we all know there is never thought behind anything THE INTERNET says. So we blame your parents. And Incest. ADAMA Corps encourages its members to learn from their mistakes, so please learn from your parents and use birth control once you've found a man drunk enough to seem interested.

As CEO I assure you that if anyone from ADAMA Corps has offended you it was purely intentional. We hope that you can read our responses through your helmets... even though none of you can play football.

Because we've all agreed that THE INTERNET could not pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel, out of pity ADAMA Corps would like to help you out. Now, which way did you come in?

Sincerely,
Apollo Quinn
CEO
ADAMA Corps

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OMG PURE POSTAGE

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Originally by: RedClaws

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Epic post

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Originally by: Phil Apeno

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THE INTERNET is disappointed that you will not cooperate with our requests. You leave us no choice but to commence operations against you and your allies. IRC and ED should make preparations for war. Our operations will be starting.........



Now

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Originally by: Ayeson

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FARHAM HAS A DIRTY MOUTH!!!

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