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MR AUSLANDER
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Posted - 2008.08.03 19:05:00 -
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....so there i was , in hi-sec , waiting for noob miner to shoot at me after stealing his ore . an interceptor arrived shortly and had me tackled . a hurricane followed . of course , i was disguised in my scythe with full t-2 set up and was prepared to tank them . i forgot to turn on my hardener and flames came quickly . 2 young players took me out easily . i'm embarassed . good kill for them .
sorry , i wish i were more eloquent
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Orogaldeo
Amarr
Star Horizons
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2008.08.03 19:18:00 -
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....so there i was , in hi-sec , waiting to shoot to a can flipper after he stole my ore . an interceptor arrived shortly and had him tackled . a hurricane followed . of course , he was disguised in his scythe with full t-2 set up and was prepared to tank them . he forgot to turn on his hardener and flames came quickly . 2 young players took him out easily . he was embarassed . good kill for them .
sorry , i wish i were more eloquent
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Golden Helmet
Caldari
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.08.03 19:21:00 -
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....so there they were , in hi-sec , waiting to shoot to a can flipper after he stole their ore . an interceptor arrived shortly and had him tackled . a hurricane followed . of course , he was disguised in his scythe with full t-2 set up and was prepared to tank them . he forgot to turn on his hardener and flames came quickly . 2 young players took him out easily . he was embarassed . good kill for them .
sorry , i wish i were more eloquent
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Orogaldeo
Amarr
Star Horizons
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2008.08.03 19:23:00 -
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Edited by: Orogaldeo on 03/08/2008 19:24:09
....so there i was , in hi-sec , waiting to tackle a can flipper after he stole my corp mate ore . I arrived shortly and had him tackled . a hurricane followed . of course , he was disguised in his scythe with full t-2 set up and was prepared to tank us . he forgot to turn on his hardener and flames came quickly . 2 young players took him out easily . he was embarassed . good kill for us .
sorry , i wish i were more eloquent
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Golden Helmet
Caldari
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.08.03 19:25:00 -
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....so there i was , in hi-sec , waiting to gank a can flipper after he stole my alliance mate ore . I arrived shortly after he was tackled . a hurricane followed . of course , he was disguised in his scythe with full t-2 set up and was prepared to tank us . he forgot to turn on his hardener and flames came quickly . 2 young players took him out easily . he was embarassed . good kill for us .
sorry , i wish i were more eloquent
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Spaztick
Canadian Imperial Armaments
EVESpace
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Posted - 2008.08.03 19:28:00 -
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....so there i was , in hi-sec , waiting for noob miner to shoot at me after stealing his ore . an interceptor arrived shortly and had me tackled . a hurricane followed . of course , i was disguised in my scythe with full t-2 set up and was prepared to tank them . i forgot to turn on my hardener and flames came quickly . 2 young players took me out easily . i'm embarassed . good kill for them .
sorry , i wish i were more eloquent
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Sha'lara Rhan
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Posted - 2008.08.03 19:31:00 -
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....so there i was , in hi-sec , waiting for noob miner to shoot at me after stealing his ore . an interceptor arrived shortly and had me tackled . a hurricane followed . of course , i was disguised in my scythe with full t-2 set up and was prepared to tank them . i forgot to turn on my hardener and flames came quickly . 2 young players took me out easily . i'm embarassed . good kill for them .
sorry , i wish i were more eloquent
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Concorduck
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Posted - 2008.08.03 19:31:00 -
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....so there i was , in C&P , reading another stupid thread . a troll arrived shortly and had the thread derailed . more followed . of course , i was disguised in my troll suit with full t-2 set up and was prepared to fight them . i forgot to turn on my thermal hardener and flames came quickly . 2 young trolls took me out easily . i'm raging . good for them .
sorry , i wish i were more eloquent
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Alari'Surrenza
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Posted - 2008.08.03 19:32:00 -
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....so there i was , in hi-sec , waiting for noob miner to shoot at me after stealing his ore . an interceptor arrived shortly and had me tackled . a hurricane followed . of course , i was disguised in my scythe with full t-2 set up and was prepared to tank them . i forgot to turn on my hardener and flames came quickly . 2 young players took me out easily . i'm embarassed . good kill for them .
sorry , i wish i were more eloquent
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Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings
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Posted - 2008.08.03 19:50:00 -
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....so there i was , in hi-sec , waiting to pwn a can flipper after he stole god's ore . A Velator arrived shortly and had me tackled . a osprey followed . of course , he was disguised in his scythe with full t-2 set up and was prepared to tank them . the noob forgot to turn on his hardener and flames came quickly . 2 young players took him out easily . he should be embarassed . good kill for them .
sorry , i wish i were more eloquent
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HONORABLEWARRIORSWIFE
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Posted - 2008.08.03 19:53:00 -
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....so there i was , in hi-sec , waiting to pwn a can flipper after he stole god's ore . A Velator arrived shortly and had me tackled . a osprey followed . of course , he was disguised in his scythe with full t-2 set up and was prepared to tank them . the noob forgot to turn on his hardener and flames came quickly . 2 young players took him out easily . he should be embarassed . good kill for them .
sorry , i wish i were more eloquent
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Lubimchik
Power Seed Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.08.03 20:01:00 -
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....so there i was , in hi-sec , waiting for these people to pwn a can flipper after he stole their ore . A **** vid was going in the background and had me all hawt. A very touchy moment followed . of course , it was 2 girls 1 cup disguised as a sexy **** flick with full t-2 boobies and I was prepared to do stuff to them . then 2 girls one cup came on and I couldnt turn on my hardener so flames didnt come as quickly . 2 young players took me down easily . I was so embarassed . good kill for them .
sorry , i wish i were more eloquent
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Sirius Problem
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2008.08.03 20:10:00 -
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....so there i was , in hi-sec , waiting for these people to pwn a can flipper after he stole their ore . A **** vid was going in the background and had me all hawt. A very touchy moment followed . of course , it was 2 girls 1 cup disguised as a sexy **** flick with full t-2 boobies and I was prepared to do stuff to them . then 2 girls one cup came on and I couldnt turn on my hardener so flames didnt come as quickly . 2 young players took me down easily . I was so embarassed . good kill for them .
sorry , i wish i were more eloquent
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Xonkra
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.08.03 20:14:00 -
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ITS A C-C-C-TEMPLAR
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SlayerDrake
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Posted - 2008.08.03 20:16:00 -
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[hurricane story]
....so there i was , in hi-sec , waiting for my corp mate to call me in . an interceptor arrived shortly and had him tackled . my hurricane followed . of course , he was disguised in his scythe with full t-2 set up and was prepared to tank us . he forgot to turn on his hardener and flames came quickly . 2 young players took him out easily . he was embarassed . good kill for us.
sorry , i wish i were more eloquent
(they should make a movie out of this)
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Avan Sercedos
The Magnificents
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Posted - 2008.08.03 20:52:00 -
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...so there i was, in hi-sec, waiting for a noob to shoot at me after stealing his ore. a bantam arrived shortly and had me tackled. a badger followed. of course, i was disguised in my erebus with full nano set up and was prepared to speed tank them. i forgot to turn on my mwd and flames came quickly. 2 miners took me out easily. i'm embarassed. good kill for them.
sorry, i wish i weren't so eloquent
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Joe Starbreaker
AnTi.
Atrocitas
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Posted - 2008.08.03 21:53:00 -
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So thar we be, waitin' for a Spanish merchantman to round the Cape in line for a Broadside, when a Gunship of the Armada came from nowhere and hit us with a Volley of Chain-shot, knocking down our Main-mast. Just then the building Hurricane unleashed its fury and the Sea erupted. Of course, we were Disguised as a fishing boat with a complement of fine quality Cannons below decks. In the excitment the Skipper forgot to order the Gun-ports opened, and our Powder stores quickly were quickly a-flame. In minutes the two small Vessels sank our beloved Pirate Ship and the Wreckage was lost beneath the Waves. Arrr.
Originally by: VicturusTeSaluto
All piracy is built upon honoring one's word.
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Mistress Frome
Life. Universe. Everything.
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Posted - 2008.08.03 21:57:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Starbreaker
So thar we be, waitin' for a Spanish merchantman to round the Cape in line for a Broadside, when a Gunship of the Armada came from nowhere and hit us with a Volley of Chain-shot, knocking down our Main-mast. Just then the building Hurricane unleashed its fury and the Sea erupted. Of course, we were Disguised as a fishing boat with a complement of fine quality Cannons below decks. In the excitment the Skipper forgot to order the Gun-ports opened, and our Powder stores quickly were quickly a-flame. In minutes the two small Vessels sank our beloved Pirate Ship and the Wreckage was lost beneath the Waves. Arrr.
even better story
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Qanael Radlari
Caldari
Kinetic Vector
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Posted - 2008.08.03 23:31:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Starbreaker
So thar we be, waitin' for a Spanish merchantman to round the Cape in line for a Broadside, when a Gunship of the Armada came from nowhere and hit us with a Volley of Chain-shot, knocking down our Main-mast. Just then the building Hurricane unleashed its fury and the Sea erupted. Of course, we were Disguised as a fishing boat with a complement of fine quality Cannons below decks. In the excitment the Skipper forgot to order the Gun-ports opened, and our Powder stores quickly were quickly a-flame. In minutes the two small Vessels sank our beloved Pirate Ship and the Wreckage was lost beneath the Waves. Arrr.
Epic fix is epic. 
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UberNero
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.08.04 01:35:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Starbreaker
So thar we be, waitin' for a Spanish merchantman to round the Cape in line for a Broadside, when a Gunship of the Armada came from nowhere and hit us with a Volley of Chain-shot, knocking down our Main-mast. Just then the building Hurricane unleashed its fury and the Sea erupted. Of course, we were Disguised as a fishing boat with a complement of fine quality Cannons below decks. In the excitment the Skipper forgot to order the Gun-ports opened, and our Powder stores quickly were quickly a-flame. In minutes the two small Vessels sank our beloved Pirate Ship and the Wreckage was lost beneath the Waves. Arrr.
Yarr me hartys, yarr.
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Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings
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Posted - 2008.08.04 01:55:00 -
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Edited by: Kirra Liu on 04/08/2008 01:56:58
Originally by: Joe Starbreaker
So thar we be, waitin' for a Spanish merchantman to round the Cape in line for a Broadside, when a Gunship of the Armada came from nowhere and hit us with a Volley of Chain-shot, knocking down our Main-mast. Just then the building Hurricane unleashed its fury and the Sea erupted. Of course, we were Disguised as a fishing boat with a complement of fine quality Cannons below decks. In the excitment the Skipper forgot to order the Gun-ports opened, and our Powder stores quickly were quickly a-flame. In minutes the two small Vessels sank our beloved Pirate Ship and the Wreckage was lost beneath the Waves. Arrr.
No point anyone even trying to beat this. Definate win 
edit. WTF happened to the other thread, like this.
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Helix Fluxx
Caldari
Contempo Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.08.04 03:21:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Starbreaker
So thar we be, waitin' for a Spanish merchantman to round the Cape in line for a Broadside, when a Gunship of the Armada came from nowhere and hit us with a Volley of Chain-shot, knocking down our Main-mast. Just then the building Hurricane unleashed its fury and the Sea erupted. Of course, we were Disguised as a fishing boat with a complement of fine quality Cannons below decks. In the excitment the Skipper forgot to order the Gun-ports opened, and our Powder stores quickly were quickly a-flame. In minutes the two small Vessels sank our beloved Pirate Ship and the Wreckage was lost beneath the Waves. Arrr.
I'm not sure this was quite the eloquence the OP was thinking of, but it does make for an amusing read!
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Meganight
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.08.04 07:09:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Starbreaker
So thar we be, waitin' for a Spanish merchantman to round the Cape in line for a Broadside, when a Gunship of the Armada came from nowhere and hit us with a Volley of Chain-shot, knocking down our Main-mast. Just then the building Hurricane unleashed its fury and the Sea erupted. Of course, we were Disguised as a fishing boat with a complement of fine quality Cannons below decks. In the excitment the Skipper forgot to order the Gun-ports opened, and our Powder stores quickly were quickly a-flame. In minutes the two small Vessels sank our beloved Pirate Ship and the Wreckage was lost beneath the Waves. Arrr.
That just made my day.. thank you good sir.
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Terra Mikael
NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.04 08:21:00 -
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Everybody gets their taste of failsauce. it's just a matter of time.
Originally by: VicturusTeSaluto
If they do not honor ransoms they are not pirates, period. All piracy is built upon honoring one's word.
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Travivi
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Posted - 2008.08.05 10:25:00 -
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Lesson Learned? Don't get caught with your pants around your ankles again. Strangly enough had had this happen on a mega in a mission once, my corpies were like "bad...Bad...BAD!!"
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ninjaholic
Gallente
Procrasgineering Inc
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Posted - 2008.08.11 13:06:00 -
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Epic win
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Xindi Kraid
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Posted - 2008.08.11 13:10:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Starbreaker
So thar we be, waitin' for a Spanish merchantman to round the Cape in line for a Broadside, when a Gunship of the Armada came from nowhere and hit us with a Volley of Chain-shot, knocking down our Main-mast. Just then the building Hurricane unleashed its fury and the Sea erupted. Of course, we were Disguised as a fishing boat with a complement of fine quality Cannons below decks. In the excitment the Skipper forgot to order the Gun-ports opened, and our Powder stores quickly were quickly a-flame. In minutes the two small Vessels sank our beloved Pirate Ship and the Wreckage was lost beneath the Waves. Arrr.
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Orogaldeo
Amarr
Star Horizons
Rule of Three
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Posted - 2008.08.11 13:38:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Starbreaker
So thar we be, waitin' for a Spanish merchantman to round the Cape in line for a Broadside, when a Gunship of the Armada came from nowhere and hit us with a Volley of Chain-shot, knocking down our Main-mast. Just then the building Hurricane unleashed its fury and the Sea erupted. Of course, we were Disguised as a fishing boat with a complement of fine quality Cannons below decks. In the excitment the Skipper forgot to order the Gun-ports opened, and our Powder stores quickly were quickly a-flame. In minutes the two small Vessels sank our beloved Pirate Ship and the Wreckage was lost beneath the Waves. Arrr.
Thank you. This made me cry 
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Wensley
Minmatar
Dromedary Goat Albatross and Fish
Big Bang Quantum
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Posted - 2008.08.11 16:37:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Starbreaker
So thar we be, waitin' for a Spanish merchantman to round the Cape in line for a Broadside, when a Gunship of the Armada came from nowhere and hit us with a Volley of Chain-shot, knocking down our Main-mast. Just then the building Hurricane unleashed its fury and the Sea erupted. Of course, we were Disguised as a fishing boat with a complement of fine quality Cannons below decks. In the excitment the Skipper forgot to order the Gun-ports opened, and our Powder stores quickly were quickly a-flame. In minutes the two small Vessels sank our beloved Pirate Ship and the Wreckage was lost beneath the Waves. Arrr.
Yes yes yes. More of this, please.
wensley.wordpress.com
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Ren Surkova
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
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Posted - 2008.08.11 16:42:00 -
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can't believe you people still find this whole talk like a pirate thing amusing, in before some aspiring king of comedy links that godawful pirate-themed nerdcore outfit
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