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Taradis Amarr The Imperial Assassins Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2008.09.05 09:41:00 - [1] I never laughed so hard on a forum thread. Epic bump fer the funniest thread this side of the eve gate.... Keep it up SJ. Also made my night/morning more entertaining good stuff
Taradis Amarr The Imperial Assassins Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2008.09.05 09:43:00 - [2] bu bumpa bump bump
Taradis Amarr The Imperial Assassins Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2008.09.05 19:20:00 - [3] thread is bumptastic
Taradis Amarr The Imperial Assassins Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2008.09.18 08:10:00 - [4] Edited by: Taradis on 18/09/2008 08:11:08 Originally by: Sheriff Jones Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 11/09/2008 14:13:08 ((Couple of requests that fit the same segment. Hope you wishers enjoy! ) Originally by: Jaketh Ivanes Sheriff, we need one with G.I.R.L's ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: Hi there handsome! giggles Wrangler: Err... Customer: Wanna touch my breasts? bounces up and down Wrangler: Umm... Customer: Come on! Give a girl some iskies! Wrangler: I... Customer: Love you long time! Hihihihi. Wrangler: Dude! Customer: Hmm? giggle Wrangler: You do know that making a girl avatar doesn't change you to a girl in real life? Customer: ... Wrangler: Seriously... Customer: I gotta go. ding ding Originally by: Rastelle my humble suggestion for the next "boobies and boosters" ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: I'd like some boosters. Wrangler: Certainly sir, what kind, intelligence? Customer: No. Wrangler: Memory? Customer: Nah... Wrangler: Combat efficiency? Customer: Not quite. Wrangler: Then what? Customer: Boobies. Wrangler: Excuse me...? Customer: Boo. Bies. Wrangler: You want...boobie boosters? Customer nods; "M-hm." Wrangler: We don't have any. Customer: But i want some! Wrangler: We don't have boobie boosters! Now tick off. Customer: Ok ok, can i have something else? Wrangler: What? Customer: Booby traps. Wrangler: ... Customer: Smart Boobs? Wrangler: NO! No boobies of any kind! Customer: An industrial? Wrangler: What? Customer: Could i have an industrial. Wrangler: Sure, which one? Customer: The boob-tower. Wrangler: ... Customer: Boobger? Wrangler: Get. Out. Customer: Mammary Mammoth? Wrangler: OOOUT!!! ding ding! Wrangler sighs. ding... Customer peeks through door; Titeron MK-V? Wrangler throws a shoe at door. ...ding! ding ding Wrangler: Yes hell-o there welcome to the oh hell its you again! Customer: Yes never fear tis me here Wrangler: What is it now? I have better things to do than deal with the likes of you.. Customer: I was wondering if you have a boobadiction back there..?... Wrangler: A boobawhatiction Customer: A boobadiction.. you know a malediction with boobs Wrangler: As I told you before no boobs back here now leave before I nerf you Customer: but but but.... I need Boobs,big bouncy boobs... Wrangler: What you need is plastic surgery and then you can have all the boob/s u want among other things.. Customer: I don't want boobs on me just on my items honestly, oh what about a boobaddon or a boobageddon Wrangler:looks at the customer annoyed and gazes into the camera while letting out a long sigh OUT! OUT! OUT! NO BOOBS FOR YOU FOR I AM THE BOOB ***! Customer: Not even a lil boob Wrangler:whips out the nerf bat from under the counter and chases the customer from the store* and stay out! Ding Ding I tried
Taradis Amarr The Imperial Assassins Ethereal Dawn	Posted - 2008.09.24 08:14:00 - [5] bah bumpabump bump
Taradis Amarr The Imperial Assassins	Posted - 2008.10.27 07:08:00 - [6] Originally by: Cay Qel'Droma Originally by: Feriluce I should kindnap SJ, lock him up in my basement and only feed him when he comes out with more CCP shop. Cant have this shortage of GD humor! Do it! I'll provide the occasional food and booze occasional he he SJ get ta work chop chop your public awaits Wonder where the glue and ducttape is? oooo that's right the minni's gotta keep their ships together bummer man. CCP plz spam glue and ducttape on the next patch. Thank You
Taradis Amarr The Imperial Assassins	Posted - 2008.11.07 09:52:00 - [7] Originally by: Khraunus Originally by: Sheriff Jones ding ding Wrangler: Hello there and welcome to the CCP! How can i help you? Customer: You in charge of this thing you call an "expansion"?! Wrangler: I could be sir. Customer: What on earth do you call this thing as it sure as hell ain't an expansion! Wrangler: We call it quantum rising, dun du dun. Customer: I mean...it's not an expansion! It's a carebear park add-on! Wrangler: No no, it's quantum rising...dun du dun. Customer: Not the point damnit!! And isn't it quantum rise anyway? Wrangler: No no, there's a quan-tum riiising thrusts Customer: Err... Wrangler: Mr quantum riiisiiiing thrust thrust Customer: Ah! Stop that! Wrangler: It is. Customer: Look, this add-on only adds to some carebear activities and i won't take it! Wrangler: Oooh you'll take it... Customer: What?! Wrangler: You'll take it and love it! thrust Customer: You've gone insane! Wrangler: And you love it! Customer: I most certainly don't! Wrangler: Oh... Customer: Now then-- Wrangler thrusts. Customer: ... Wrangler: Sorry. Customer: Now-- Wrangler thrusts. Customer: That's it! ding ding Wrangler: Mr Quantum rising....whistles I lol'd. HARD. Thrust giggity o!
Taradis Amarr The Imperial Assassins	Posted - 2008.11.21 05:44:00 - [8] Edited by: Taradis on 21/11/2008 05:45:26 a whole whopping 8.8 miles per hour gotta love the pintos...... /me starts pacing back and forth and drinking yarrrrrrr juice waiting for the next installment of back to EvE. Edit: Oh there was a page 15 guess i need another cup of coffee derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Taradis Amarr The Imperial Assassins	Posted - 2008.11.21 05:52:00 - [9] love the rap its da bomb
Taradis Amarr Paxton Industries Paxton Federation	Posted - 2009.07.02 07:31:00 - [10] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Well the last one was simply an homage to one certain knight in on certain movie Oh Brave Sir Robin

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