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Azriel Geist
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
19
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Posted - 2012.03.21 21:05:00 -
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Are capsuleers really that heavy? I would like to think I'm pretty svelte.  |
Cybele Lanier
Laurentson INC
StructureDamage
12
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Posted - 2012.03.21 21:06:00 -
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In one complex, I had to bring back the head of a Blood Raider captain. Not only did he drop two heads, each was 10m3. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
2869
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Posted - 2012.03.21 21:09:00 -
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We don't get out too often to exercise?
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Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
143
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Posted - 2012.03.21 21:15:00 -
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Stop killing Americans. |
Sweet Trader
Destinations Unknown
The Marmite Collective
20
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Posted - 2012.03.21 21:20:00 -
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The high slot Doughnut Dispenser - originally designed as a means of distracting CONCORD - was never certified for fitting, but you still get one free with every rookie ship. Capsuleers can resist anything but temptation... |
Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
270
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Posted - 2012.03.21 21:23:00 -
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You fat bastage
WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
DarthNefarius
Ssssansha'S Deathhead Einsatzgruppen
88
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Posted - 2012.03.21 21:24:00 -
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Rigour motis & the soaking up by the body of all the POD goo nanites creates a superdense corpse  |
Entity
X-Factor Industries
Synthetic Existence
203
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Posted - 2012.03.21 21:27:00 -
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Frozen podgoo.
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Got Item? |
Hired Assasin
Black Aces
Against ALL Authorities
35
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Posted - 2012.03.21 21:52:00 -
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Azriel Geist wrote:Are capsuleers really that heavy? I would like to think I'm pretty svelte.
because you're fat
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Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
1438
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Posted - 2012.03.21 22:01:00 -
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basement dwellers.
think about it.
Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire |
Azriel Geist
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
19
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Posted - 2012.03.21 22:04:00 -
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Solstice Project wrote:basement dwellers.
think about it.
But there are no basements where I live  |
gfldex
389
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Posted - 2012.03.21 22:51:00 -
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We have bones of steel! (fancy way of the heavy-bone-excuse)
The game has a tutorial that gives you a mining laser and a railgun and tells you to go shoot rocks and red crosses. It teaches you nothing else. It's been that way for 8 years, so are you really surprised that there are people who aren't aware that this is a pvp game? --Jafit McJafitson |
Dyvim Slorm
MNU Operations
New Eden's Industrial Alliance
10
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Posted - 2012.03.21 22:58:00 -
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Stop shooting fatties  |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released
0ccupational Hazzard
503
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Posted - 2012.03.21 23:01:00 -
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You need fat to make soap, and that is why everyone in EVE looks so spikity span clean.
I learned that in Fight Club.
I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies
I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more |
Selinate
672
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Posted - 2012.03.21 23:03:00 -
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It's done in order to portray the realities of the average Eve player.
*zing* |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released
0ccupational Hazzard
506
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Posted - 2012.03.21 23:41:00 -
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Selinate wrote:It's done in order to portray the realities of the average Eve player.
*zing*
Go on a diet and eat less you fat bastard!
I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies
I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more |
DarthNefarius
Ssssansha'S Deathhead Einsatzgruppen
88
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Posted - 2012.03.21 23:41:00 -
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Azriel Geist wrote:Solstice Project wrote:basement dwellers.
think about it. But there are no basements where I live
Then I sure hope there are tornados   |
Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
3264
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Posted - 2012.03.21 23:44:00 -
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you podded DBRB didn't you
"WeGÇÖre a professional Merc Alliance, like PL" ~ snot shot, 2012 |
Meryl SinGarda
Belligerent Underpayed Tactical Team
364
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Posted - 2012.03.21 23:45:00 -
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Well, it's pretty cold in Space. And you're covered in POD goo. Not even sure what it's made of.
Fly Safe, Die Hard
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Jita Alt666
955
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Posted - 2012.03.21 23:46:00 -
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Andski wrote:you podded Lady Scarlet didn't you
Fixed? |
Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
3265
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Posted - 2012.03.21 23:59:00 -
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Jita Alt666 wrote:Andski wrote:you podded Jita Alt666 didn't you Fixed?
Fixed?
edit: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12322513
"WeGÇÖre a professional Merc Alliance, like PL" ~ snot shot, 2012 |
Ai Shun
405
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Posted - 2012.03.22 00:05:00 -
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FredFredBug4 posted this image of a capsuleer. It is from the Xenocracy chronicle and if that is correct, I suspect we're a bit more than simple naked bits of flesh floating in the goo.
Quote:When an image finally appeared, it caught the administrator off guard. The capsuleer was clearly of Amarr descent, with high cheekbones and a clean-shaven scalp, but beyond the most obvious features, little of his face could be discerned. Most of his head was obscured by cybernetic implants: curved, metallic attachments that spread around his skull at every angle, completely concealing his eyes, nose, and mouth. Power and information cables stretched from each implant to somewhere off camera on either side, making it seem like he was suspended in a spider web instead of seated comfortably in a starship in orbit high above the planet.
Read the Chronicle here. |
Jita Alt666
955
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Posted - 2012.03.22 01:15:00 -
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Can you confirm the corpse was 200 kilograms?
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Selinate
673
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Posted - 2012.03.22 01:23:00 -
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Alpheias wrote:Selinate wrote:It's done in order to portray the realities of the average Eve player.
*zing* Go on a diet and eat less you fat bastard!
*cue eric cartman I'm not fat I'm just big boned*
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Soporo
26
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Posted - 2012.03.22 02:41:00 -
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Meryl SinGarda wrote:Well, it's pretty cold in Space. And you're covered in POD goo. Not even sure what it's made of.
Nullsec pod pilots favor the product BlobGooGäó ("More is Better!") or BotGooGäó ("It's completely automated!").
Empire pod pilots favor using either NoobGooGäó (Huh??"), GriefGooGäó (Heavily injected with the latest erectile dysfunction medications! You will also recieve a Free Fisting gift card from a licensed Gallentean establishment! ) Gäó, or the ever popular GooLvL4Gäó.
It's of note that, lately, the newcomer BlingGooGäó has made a massive incursion into the HighSec pod goo market.
Edit: Attempted reseach into the kind of goo used by the majority of LowSec inhabitants was nonproductive. Apparently, the Goo is a lie.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
- H.L. Mencken |
Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
889
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Posted - 2012.03.22 03:42:00 -
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Azriel Geist wrote:Are capsuleers really that heavy? I would like to think I'm pretty svelte.
Because of all the crap inside, haven't you ever heard or read someone say "I'm gona get the crap out of ya"?
Wasn't for sexual proposals !!
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Grumpy Owly
358
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Posted - 2012.03.22 04:22:00 -
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Azriel Geist wrote:Are capsuleers really that heavy? I would like to think I'm pretty svelte.
I blame the Gallente and their decidant ways: Starcakes and Quafe being the main cause for capsuleer belly wheel sales.
Bounty Hunting for CSM7 |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
483
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Posted - 2012.03.22 05:42:00 -
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WTB BBW corpse.
"Just because I seem like an idiot, doesn't mean I am one."
~Unknown |
Qvar Dar'Zanar
EVE University
Ivy League
13
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Posted - 2012.03.22 11:53:00 -
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Meryl SinGarda wrote:Well, it's pretty cold in Space. And you're covered in POD goo. Not even sure what it's made of.
Ectoplasm. |
Skorpynekomimi
Omega Vector
147
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Posted - 2012.03.22 12:10:00 -
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Frozen pod goo, cybernetics, chunks of pod. |
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