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Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.11 18:31:00 - [1] Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 11/08/2008 18:33:07 And Garmon looked into New Eden, and saw unholiness all around. And ælo He gathered 8 of His most loyal followers and ordered them to march toward the wayward Gallente militia. They were manyà. Numbering upwards of 50 heathens, but Garmon with His omnipresence placed within the heathen ranks a spy, a spy who never flinched, was always watching... The 8 Holy Crusaders followed behind the unweary hereticsà. Garmon Himself was leading them. Garmon spoke to his spy and a trap was set. And ælo! The spy reported 8 unsupported BS frolicking at a planet and the Gallente heathens blindly attacked GarmonÆs chosen people at 21:40 Eve timeà Holy fire opened as the heathens came out of warp. 72 EMP smartbombs lit up the grid and the 20 or so more beefy of the heretics boldly turned tail and fled from the unstoppable might of Garmonà 20 of the most ungodly were smited by Holy Fire, and the last 14 of the evil godless Gallente were unable to approach the Crusaders in all their might. I give you this as proof of GarmonÆs might and power! 54 vs. 8 + 1 and ælo! It was frapsed... but that comes after editing :) You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Krasnij Okjabre Caldari Chaos Reborn Cosa Nostra.	Posted - 2008.08.11 18:45:00 - [2] Just stop it. You'd be amazed how fast a cats lives run out when you have a hammer.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.11 18:45:00 - [3] Garmon can't be stopped, Garmon will always be You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
William DeMeo Gallente Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.11 18:52:00 - [4] This thread will be less crap with video of gallente militia getting smartbombed to death attached. Yarr
Rhak Amharr Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.11 18:53:00 - [5] Originally by: Krasnij Okjabre Just stop it. Thou shalst not taketh His presence in vainth. The Garmon will prevail, and you will be added to his HK list (way cooler than PK list imo). All hail Him!
Acetal Amarr Imperial Academy	Posted - 2008.08.11 18:54:00 - [6] Originally by: Rhak Amharr Originally by: Krasnij Okjabre Just stop it. Thou shalst not taketh His presence in vainth. The Garmon will prevail, and you will be added to his HK list (way cooler than PK list imo). All hail Him! K.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.11 18:55:00 - [7] Originally by: William DeMeo This thread will be less crap with video of gallente militia getting smartbombed to death attached. Which would be up already if someone put it in the right format You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Krasnij Okjabre Caldari Chaos Reborn Cosa Nostra.	Posted - 2008.08.11 18:55:00 - [8] His what list? You'd be amazed how fast a cats lives run out when you have a hammer.
Zhenga	Posted - 2008.08.11 19:35:00 - [9] Garmon uses a pvp macro
KapnKaboom School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2008.08.11 19:47:00 - [10] Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny lots of pointless rambling Psst I'll tell you a secret, so listen closely. Nobody cares. That is all.

Kavu Destry's Lounge	Posted - 2008.08.11 19:47:00 - [11] Surfin you tell the all mighty Garmon he still owes me for that one time he podded me on accident when we were in a fleet..
Amarr'd Amarr	Posted - 2008.08.11 19:52:00 - [12] Originally by: KapnKaboom Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny lots of pointless rambling Psst I'll tell you a secret, so listen closely. Nobody cares. That is all. O rly?
Typhus Ravenor Amarr	Posted - 2008.08.11 20:14:00 - [13] 0/10
EMO Hawtsauce	Posted - 2008.08.11 20:17:00 - [14]
Orogaldeo Amarr Star Horizons Rule of Three	Posted - 2008.08.11 20:20:00 - [15] /internet Praise be The Holy Garmon ________________________________
Nadjar Lords Of Kaos	Posted - 2008.08.11 20:38:00 - [16] Mmmmm Linkage _____________ No sig here, move along.
Arvald Caldari Ninjas N Pirates Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2008.08.11 20:42:00 - [17] ALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY GARMON AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR ONE AND ONLY LORD
Kavu Destry's Lounge	Posted - 2008.08.11 20:59:00 - [18] Originally by: Arvald ALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY GARMON AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR ONE AND ONLY LORD that sounds like alot of work
Amberly Coteaz Amarr The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2008.08.11 21:02:00 - [19] Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 11/08/2008 18:33:07 And Garmon looked into New Eden, and saw unholiness all around. And ælo He gathered 8 of His most loyal followers and ordered them to march toward the wayward Gallente militia. They were manyà. Numbering upwards of 50 heathens, but Garmon with His omnipresence placed within the heathen ranks a spy, a spy who never flinched, was always watching... The 8 Holy Crusaders followed behind the unweary hereticsà. Garmon Himself was leading them. Garmon spoke to his spy and a trap was set. And ælo! The spy reported 8 unsupported BS frolicking at a planet and the Gallente heathens blindly attacked GarmonÆs chosen people at 21:40 Eve timeà Holy fire opened as the heathens came out of warp. 72 EMP smartbombs lit up the grid and the 20 or so more beefy of the heretics boldly turned tail and fled from the unstoppable might of Garmonà 20 of the most ungodly were smited by Holy Fire, and the last 14 of the evil godless Gallente were unable to approach the Crusaders in all their might. I give you this as proof of GarmonÆs might and power! 54 vs. 8 + 1 and ælo! It was frapsed... but that comes after editing :) Rofl can't wait for the fraps. Even if I don't buy into the garmon worship If you find yourself in a fair fight, something has gone wrong Originally by: Patch86 OK people, Amberly Coteaz has won life for the time being. Everyone go home and wait for the round reset.[/quote
soldieroffortune 258 Gallente Federal Defence Union	Posted - 2008.08.11 21:09:00 - [20] i honestly cant believe they made a corp for this guy, lol but i did get to see him, apparently he's in Faction war, it was funny, "lord garmon" was in a rifter flying around, telling on local that they need more energy neuts, while the caldari militia was taking down a Thanatos, doing all the work, apparently Garmon isnt a Cap Killer

William DeMeo Gallente Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.11 21:23:00 - [21] Originally by: soldieroffortune 258 i honestly cant believe they made a corp for this guy, lol but i did get to see him, apparently he's in Faction war, it was funny, "lord garmon" was in a rifter flying around, telling on local that they need more energy neuts, while the caldari militia was taking down a Thanatos, doing all the work, apparently Garmon isnt a Cap Killer wat Yarr
Ren Surkova Arcana Imperii Ltd.	Posted - 2008.08.11 22:00:00 - [22] takes unfunny joke too far, profits
Xzar Fyrarr Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force	Posted - 2008.08.11 22:06:00 - [23] And thy sayeth HAIL GARMON
Larkonis Trassler Neo Spartans	Posted - 2008.08.11 22:25:00 - [24] I was there. The Gallente were most mightily smited and with their fleet in disarry we warped away to fight another day. Assumption of Risk
Orar Ironfist Digital assassins	Posted - 2008.08.11 22:26:00 - [25] Yo i totally wanna be on teh kos list for garmon and co......sooo.. HAIL MITNAL!!!!11 THE ONE TRUE LORD, MITNAL, WILL SMITE THEE FOLLOWERS OF BLASPHEMY!!!11
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.08.11 22:31:00 - [26] Originally by: Arvald ALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY GARMON AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR ONE AND ONLY LORD (in game)
Ikaa LoveYums	Posted - 2008.08.11 22:34:00 - [27] The OP would have been funnier if you threw the holy hand grenade in there somewhere
mlove Gallente Ixion Defence Systems	Posted - 2008.08.11 22:47:00 - [28] Yeah i was there, good thing i warped in at 20km :) dont you guys believe in warp disrupters? [url=http://cyrene.net/main/killboard/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=39034] [/url]
Cally Pitt	Posted - 2008.08.11 23:03:00 - [29] Garmon isnt that something you get under limescale?
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.11 23:43:00 - [30] Originally by: Ikaa LoveYums The OP would have been funnier if you threw the holy hand grenade in there somewhere Hey, don't give away my next punchline I promise I will post the fraps as soon as we figure out how to un-screw up it's format You're not afraid of the dark, are you?



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