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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.11 18:31:00 -
[1]
Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 11/08/2008 18:33:07 And Garmon looked into New Eden, and saw unholiness all around. And ælo He gathered 8 of His most loyal followers and ordered them to march toward the wayward Gallente militia.
They were manyà. Numbering upwards of 50 heathens, but Garmon with His omnipresence placed within the heathen ranks a spy, a spy who never flinched, was always watching...
The 8 Holy Crusaders followed behind the unweary hereticsà. Garmon Himself was leading them. Garmon spoke to his spy and a trap was set.
And ælo! The spy reported 8 unsupported BS frolicking at a planet and the Gallente heathens blindly attacked GarmonÆs chosen people at 21:40 Eve timeà Holy fire opened as the heathens came out of warp. 72 EMP smartbombs lit up the grid and the 20 or so more beefy of the heretics boldly turned tail and fled from the unstoppable might of Garmonà 20 of the most ungodly were smited by Holy Fire, and the last 14 of the evil godless Gallente were unable to approach the Crusaders in all their might.
I give you this as proof of GarmonÆs might and power! 54 vs. 8 + 1 and ælo! It was frapsed... but that comes after editing :)
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

Krasnij Okjabre
Caldari Chaos Reborn Cosa Nostra.
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Posted - 2008.08.11 18:45:00 -
[2]
Just stop it.
You'd be amazed how fast a cats lives run out when you have a hammer. |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.11 18:45:00 -
[3]
Garmon can't be stopped, Garmon will always be
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

William DeMeo
Gallente Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.11 18:52:00 -
[4]
This thread will be less crap with video of gallente militia getting smartbombed to death attached. Yarr |

Rhak Amharr
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.11 18:53:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Krasnij Okjabre Just stop it.
Thou shalst not taketh His presence in vainth. The Garmon will prevail, and you will be added to his HK list (way cooler than PK list imo).
All hail Him!
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Acetal
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.08.11 18:54:00 -
[6]
Originally by: Rhak Amharr
Originally by: Krasnij Okjabre Just stop it.
Thou shalst not taketh His presence in vainth. The Garmon will prevail, and you will be added to his HK list (way cooler than PK list imo).
All hail Him!
K.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.11 18:55:00 -
[7]
Originally by: William DeMeo This thread will be less crap with video of gallente militia getting smartbombed to death attached.
Which would be up already if someone put it in the right format 
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

Krasnij Okjabre
Caldari Chaos Reborn Cosa Nostra.
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Posted - 2008.08.11 18:55:00 -
[8]
His what list?
 You'd be amazed how fast a cats lives run out when you have a hammer. |

Zhenga
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Posted - 2008.08.11 19:35:00 -
[9]
Garmon uses a pvp macro
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KapnKaboom
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.08.11 19:47:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny *lots of pointless rambling*
*Psst* I'll tell you a secret, so listen closely.
Nobody cares.
That is all.
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Kavu
Destry's Lounge
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Posted - 2008.08.11 19:47:00 -
[11]
Surfin you tell the all mighty Garmon he still owes me for that one time he podded me on accident when we were in a fleet..
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Amarr'd
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.08.11 19:52:00 -
[12]
Originally by: KapnKaboom
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny *lots of pointless rambling*
*Psst* I'll tell you a secret, so listen closely.
Nobody cares.
That is all.
O rly?
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Typhus Ravenor
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.08.11 20:14:00 -
[13]
0/10
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EMO Hawtsauce
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Posted - 2008.08.11 20:17:00 -
[14]
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Orogaldeo
Amarr Star Horizons Rule of Three
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Posted - 2008.08.11 20:20:00 -
[15]
/internet
Praise be The Holy Garmon ________________________________
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Nadjar
Lords Of Kaos
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Posted - 2008.08.11 20:38:00 -
[16]
Mmmmm Linkage
_____________ No sig here, move along. |

Arvald
Caldari Ninjas N Pirates Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.08.11 20:42:00 -
[17]
ALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY GARMON AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR ONE AND ONLY LORD
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Kavu
Destry's Lounge
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Posted - 2008.08.11 20:59:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Arvald ALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY GARMON AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR ONE AND ONLY LORD
that sounds like alot of work
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Amberly Coteaz
Amarr The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.08.11 21:02:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 11/08/2008 18:33:07 And Garmon looked into New Eden, and saw unholiness all around. And ælo He gathered 8 of His most loyal followers and ordered them to march toward the wayward Gallente militia.
They were manyà. Numbering upwards of 50 heathens, but Garmon with His omnipresence placed within the heathen ranks a spy, a spy who never flinched, was always watching...
The 8 Holy Crusaders followed behind the unweary hereticsà. Garmon Himself was leading them. Garmon spoke to his spy and a trap was set.
And ælo! The spy reported 8 unsupported BS frolicking at a planet and the Gallente heathens blindly attacked GarmonÆs chosen people at 21:40 Eve timeà Holy fire opened as the heathens came out of warp. 72 EMP smartbombs lit up the grid and the 20 or so more beefy of the heretics boldly turned tail and fled from the unstoppable might of Garmonà 20 of the most ungodly were smited by Holy Fire, and the last 14 of the evil godless Gallente were unable to approach the Crusaders in all their might.
I give you this as proof of GarmonÆs might and power! 54 vs. 8 + 1 and ælo! It was frapsed... but that comes after editing :)
Rofl can't wait for the fraps. Even if I don't buy into the garmon worship 
If you find yourself in a fair fight, something has gone wrong
Originally by: Patch86 OK people, Amberly Coteaz has won life for the time being. Everyone go home and wait for the round reset.[/quote
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.08.11 21:09:00 -
[20]
i honestly cant believe they made a corp for this guy, lol but i did get to see him, apparently he's in Faction war, it was funny, "lord garmon" was in a rifter flying around, telling on local that they need more energy neuts, while the caldari militia was taking down a Thanatos, doing all the work, apparently Garmon isnt a Cap Killer
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William DeMeo
Gallente Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.11 21:23:00 -
[21]
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258 i honestly cant believe they made a corp for this guy, lol but i did get to see him, apparently he's in Faction war, it was funny, "lord garmon" was in a rifter flying around, telling on local that they need more energy neuts, while the caldari militia was taking down a Thanatos, doing all the work, apparently Garmon isnt a Cap Killer
wat Yarr |

Ren Surkova
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
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Posted - 2008.08.11 22:00:00 -
[22]
*takes unfunny joke too far, profits*
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Xzar Fyrarr
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.08.11 22:06:00 -
[23]
And thy sayeth HAIL GARMON
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Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.08.11 22:25:00 -
[24]
I was there. The Gallente were most mightily smited and with their fleet in disarry we warped away to fight another day. Assumption of Risk |

Orar Ironfist
Digital assassins
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Posted - 2008.08.11 22:26:00 -
[25]
Yo i totally wanna be on teh kos list for garmon and co......sooo..
HAIL MITNAL!!!!11 THE ONE TRUE LORD, MITNAL, WILL SMITE THEE FOLLOWERS OF BLASPHEMY!!!11
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.08.11 22:31:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Arvald ALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY GARMON AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR ONE AND ONLY LORD
(in game)
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Ikaa LoveYums
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Posted - 2008.08.11 22:34:00 -
[27]
The OP would have been funnier if you threw the holy hand grenade in there somewhere 
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mlove
Gallente Ixion Defence Systems
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Posted - 2008.08.11 22:47:00 -
[28]
Yeah i was there, good thing i warped in at 20km :) dont you guys believe in warp disrupters? [url=http://cyrene.net/main/killboard/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=39034] [/url] |

Cally Pitt
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Posted - 2008.08.11 23:03:00 -
[29]
Garmon isnt that something you get under limescale?
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.11 23:43:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Ikaa LoveYums The OP would have been funnier if you threw the holy hand grenade in there somewhere 
Hey, don't give away my next punchline 
I promise I will post the fraps as soon as we figure out how to un-screw up it's format 
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

Zephyr Rengate
dearg doom
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Posted - 2008.08.12 00:12:00 -
[31]
A high priest confused this is a first. Its a sign that he is not following the true faith!1111
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.12 00:26:00 -
[32]
Hey! I didn't record it, I don't have fraps... if I had I would've done it better AND added Lucasfilm style special effects 
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

Cpt Branko
Surge. NIght's Dawn
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Posted - 2008.08.12 01:10:00 -
[33]
Purging the unbelievers in name of venerable Garmon is always good news!  Sig removed, inappropriate link. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |

Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.08.12 01:47:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: Ikaa LoveYums The OP would have been funnier if you threw the holy hand grenade in there somewhere 
Hey, don't give away my next punchline 
I promise I will post the fraps as soon as we figure out how to un-screw up it's format 
PFFT stop being a fgt, everyone loves mkv Assumption of Risk |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.12 04:51:00 -
[35]
Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 12/08/2008 04:51:00
Originally by: Larkonis Trassler
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: Ikaa LoveYums The OP would have been funnier if you threw the holy hand grenade in there somewhere 
Hey, don't give away my next punchline 
I promise I will post the fraps as soon as we figure out how to un-screw up it's format 
PFFT stop being a fgt, everyone loves mkv
Our lord Garmon (peace be with him) does not! Therefore it is weird and stupid!
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

Kavu
Destry's Lounge
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Posted - 2008.08.12 05:33:00 -
[36]
Garmon smells funny.
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Travivi
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Posted - 2008.08.12 08:56:00 -
[37]
You say this "Garmon" is all powerful? This heretic and all of his follower's blood will color the space lanes, when I take over this galaxy and am made Emperor!!! You all can still be saved. Give in to your hate, and your journey to the dark side will be complete!!!!!
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.12 09:44:00 -
[38]
Hahaha, I just noticed you're Gallente... were you among the smited?
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

Travivi
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Posted - 2008.08.12 09:50:00 -
[39]
No I wasn't, But the dark side of the force is stronger than your pittiful Garmon will ever be! Join the dark side or be expunged!
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Xindi Kraid
Kraid Salvaging
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Posted - 2008.08.12 11:15:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Garmon can't be stopped, Garmon will always be
Sadly this is true. Garmon cannot be stopped for no Garmon exists to be stopped. The depraved masses will continue following the lie --Bird of Prey: Forum God
Caveat Emptor Caveat Venditor CAVEAT |

Amarr'd
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.08.12 14:08:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Xindi Kraid
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Garmon can't be stopped, Garmon will always be
Sadly this is true. Garmon cannot be stopped for no Garmon exists to be stopped. The depraved masses will continue following the lie
The cake is a lie. Garmon is not.
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Euriti
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.08.12 14:35:00 -
[42]
Garmon.
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Cooter Smelz
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Posted - 2008.08.12 16:01:00 -
[43]
Euriti's Link 10/10 |

tripodbilly
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Posted - 2008.08.12 16:02:00 -
[44]
In before lock\ban LOL |

Cpt Branko
Surge. NIght's Dawn
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Posted - 2008.08.12 22:10:00 -
[45]
Seriously, this forum needs a "Garmonism" sticky.
Sig removed, inappropriate link. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |

Xindi Kraid
Kraid Salvaging
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Posted - 2008.08.12 22:39:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Amarr'd
The cake is a lie. Garmon is not.
Can I eat Garmon? --Bird of Prey: Forum God
Caveat Emptor Caveat Venditor CAVEAT |

Arvald
Caldari Ninjas N Pirates Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.08.12 22:47:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Travivi You say this "Garmon" is all powerful? This heretic and all of his follower's blood will color the space lanes, when I take over this galaxy and am made Emperor!!! You all can still be saved. Give in to your hate, and your journey to the dark side will be complete!!!!!
garmon commandment #4 "thou shalt not post with thine alt if thou wishes to speak heresy against the church as it will be disregarded as trolling"
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood
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Posted - 2008.08.13 04:38:00 -
[48]
Originally by: KapnKaboom
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny *lots of pointless rambling*
*Psst* I'll tell you a secret, so listen closely.
Nobody cares.
That is all.
Look who cared just enough to poast.
Originally by: CCP Explorer You can still steal their stuff.
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Xonkra
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.08.13 04:48:00 -
[49]
Just...stop it... --------- Founder of the Hug-a-troll initiative Hug a forum troll because they can probably use it ! |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.13 04:50:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Xonkra Just...stop it...
3rd time huh? Ok buddy, you on the HK list... may Garmon have mercy on you
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

Travivi
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Posted - 2008.08.13 04:56:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Travivi You say this "Garmon" is all powerful? This heretic and all of his follower's blood will color the space lanes, when I take over this galaxy and am made Emperor!!! You all can still be saved. Give in to your hate, and your journey to the dark side will be complete!!!!!
garmon commandment #4 "thou shalt not post with thine alt if thou wishes to speak heresy against the church as it will be disregarded as trolling"
This is my main character doorknob
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.13 04:59:00 -
[52]
So your main character is a doorknob?
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

Travivi
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Posted - 2008.08.13 05:00:00 -
[53]
Those that believe in Garmon are doorknobs
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Umbra Synergy Final Retribution Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.13 05:02:00 -
[54]
unless Garmon sends me 100 million isk I will continue to believe there is no such thing 
Originally by: Cecil Montague They should change that warning on entering low sec to:
"Go read Crime and Punishment for a few days then come back."
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Khraunus
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Posted - 2008.08.13 05:02:00 -
[55]
The login screen has no real function in Eve. It's just garmon determining whether or not you are worthy of playing eve.
You were warned.
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Travivi
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Posted - 2008.08.13 05:03:00 -
[56]
Garmon has been expunged from eve. If he even exists he can't even log into the game!! The dark side has purged that non-believing scum!!!
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Umbra Synergy Final Retribution Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.13 05:04:00 -
[57]
you don't win friends with salad!
yeah im bored
Originally by: Cecil Montague They should change that warning on entering low sec to:
"Go read Crime and Punishment for a few days then come back."
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.13 05:05:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Travivi Garmon has been expunged from eve. If he even exists he can't even log into the game!! The dark side has purged that non-believing scum!!!
Huh, could'a fooled me...
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

Travivi
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Posted - 2008.08.13 05:08:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny He can't post.. he's still banned for being too powerful
Do you remember this comment? This comment you made confirms that as far as the world of eve is concerned, Garmon does not exist.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.13 05:09:00 -
[60]
Garmon speaks through his holy followers
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

malcotch
Gallente Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.08.13 08:26:00 -
[61]
I was there (op)
I was a survivor and a believer in the 50km optimal.
Sadly many us believed in the 0km optimal that day 
But we are regrouped and the Holy Church of Garmonism will repent making OMS their home.
Looking forward to many good fights. 
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Gamov
Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.13 10:41:00 -
[62]
the greatest trick garmon pulled, was convincing the universe he didn't exist
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Rhanna Khurin
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.08.13 11:00:00 -
[63]
This thread sucks even more than the "church" itself. 0/10
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.08.13 12:23:00 -
[64]
|______________________________________________________|
your e-peen must be this long to speak with garmon, if you want to survive the conversation. -----------------------------------------
Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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mlove
Gallente Ixion Defence Systems
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Posted - 2008.08.13 13:29:00 -
[65]
I killed the holy man himself, now where is his women? I must have her  [url=http://cyrene.net/main/killboard/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=39034] [/url] |

HONORABLEWARRIORSWIFE
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Posted - 2008.08.13 13:36:00 -
[66]
Originally by: mlove I killed the holy man himself, now where is his women? I must have her 
Truth :(
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Cess Poole
Black Claw Exploratory
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Posted - 2008.08.13 13:40:00 -
[67]
Garmon is the new Derek?
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Avan Sercedos
The Magnificents
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Posted - 2008.08.13 18:11:00 -
[68]
Originally by: HONORABLEWARRIORSWIFE
Originally by: mlove I killed the holy man himself, now where is his women? I must have her 
Truth :(
And from that dayeth onwardeth, it was declaredeth that eleven waseth the unholy number. _________________________
OMG, EXCLAMATION MARK! |

TheOtherDante
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Posted - 2008.08.13 18:25:00 -
[69]
this isnt really a crusade, its just a gate camping marathon just look at the killboard.
proper crusading involves you leaving and going somewhere else to spread your benevolant glory...
i suggest everyone just stay clear of Old man star system
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.13 21:03:00 -
[70]
Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 13/08/2008 21:04:20
Originally by: TheOtherDante this isnt really a crusade, its just a gate camping marathon just look at the killboard.
proper crusading involves you leaving and going somewhere else to spread your benevolant glory...
i suggest everyone just stay clear of Old man star system
uh... we fly frigs and cruisers (t1)... we don't gatecamp ty
Praise Garmon!
*Edit: oh yeah, and we used BS on our crusade 
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

William DeMeo
Gallente Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.14 01:18:00 -
[71]
Edited by: William DeMeo on 14/08/2008 01:18:32
Originally by: TheOtherDante this isnt really a crusade, its just a gate camping marathon just look at the killboard.
proper crusading involves you leaving and going somewhere else to spread your benevolant glory...
i suggest everyone just stay clear of Old man star system
Why leave when gallente militia will jump in blob after blob to fight us? We're defending man, this sum str8 Alamo shit.
EDIT: Also this thread is such a failure without a vid and KB link. Come on post it. Yarr |

OutOfTheBox Cyborg
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Posted - 2008.08.14 02:17:00 -
[72]
Originally by: KapnKaboom
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny *lots of pointless rambling*
*Psst* I'll tell you a secret, so listen closely.
Nobody cares.
That is all.
This. Please stop.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.14 03:02:00 -
[73]
Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 14/08/2008 03:02:18
Originally by: William DeMeo Edited by: William DeMeo on 14/08/2008 01:18:32
Originally by: TheOtherDante this isnt really a crusade, its just a gate camping marathon just look at the killboard.
proper crusading involves you leaving and going somewhere else to spread your benevolant glory...
i suggest everyone just stay clear of Old man star system
Why leave when gallente militia will jump in blob after blob to fight us? We're defending man, this sum str8 Alamo shit.
EDIT: Also this thread is such a failure without a vid and KB link. Come on post it.
Yeah, except in this case they just can't seem to win 
*Edit: And teh vid can be posted as soon as someone figures out how to change it from that demon format
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

Kavu
Destry's Lounge
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Posted - 2008.08.14 03:48:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 14/08/2008 03:02:18
Originally by: William DeMeo Edited by: William DeMeo on 14/08/2008 01:18:32
Originally by: TheOtherDante this isnt really a crusade, its just a gate camping marathon just look at the killboard.
proper crusading involves you leaving and going somewhere else to spread your benevolant glory...
i suggest everyone just stay clear of Old man star system
Why leave when gallente militia will jump in blob after blob to fight us? We're defending man, this sum str8 Alamo shit.
EDIT: Also this thread is such a failure without a vid and KB link. Come on post it.
Yeah, except in this case they just can't seem to win 
*Edit: And teh vid can be posted as soon as someone figures out how to change it from that demon format
well its a very involved cerimony to un-nerf ur formats i cant get into it now but you need some virgin blood and lots of candles
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.14 05:09:00 -
[75]
Ok, I'll find a goon... they everywhere
But candles.... I'm gonna have to have Garmon use his omnipresence to find some
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

Dura'Lorth
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Posted - 2008.08.14 07:51:00 -
[76]
Hey Surfin's is that video of the mighty Garmon and his loyal subjects, smacking the galante milita finished yet? i would love to see it. ==================================================
You cant spell risk with out isk. |

decoherance
Gallente Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.08.14 17:58:00 -
[77]
Lol, I was one of the unlucky ones. To be fair, our fc had never fc'd before. Obvious trap was obvious but we jumped in anyway.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.14 18:01:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Dura'Lorth Hey Surfin's is that video of the mighty Garmon and his loyal subjects, smacking the galante milita finished yet? i would love to see it.
We still working on the demon format our camera guy encoded it into...I swear I'm gonna get fraps and do the next vid myself 
Originally by: decoherance Lol, I was one of the unlucky ones. To be fair, our fc had never fc'd before. Obvious trap was obvious but we jumped in anyway.
Oh, we were laughing so hard through the whole thing 
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

decoherance
Gallente Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.08.14 18:34:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Oh, we were laughing so hard through the whole thing 
So was I tbh. We had just shaken off mentally unstable who had been buzzing around us and generally being an annoyance when we got word of garmons battleships on the planet. Without thinking we warp in, someone shouts 'smartbombs!' and the next thing I know I'm back at the station. I just burst out laughing.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.14 18:51:00 -
[80]
It was a trap 
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

Cpt Angus
Sicarri Covenant
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Posted - 2008.08.14 21:49:00 -
[81]
I approve of this thread in all its glory. Bones heal and chicks dig scars
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William DeMeo
Gallente Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.14 22:21:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Rhanna Khurin This thread sucks even more than the "church" itself. 0/10
quoting bitterness. Yarr |

Zephyr Rengate
dearg doom
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Posted - 2008.08.14 22:56:00 -
[83]
Zephyr Rengate > 1v1 for honor! Surfin's PlunderBunny > Hail Gamron! Surfin's PlunderBunny > Garmon :P
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.14 23:12:00 -
[84]
Hey, I was drunk enough to kick your ass! (ingame)
:)
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

Zephyr Rengate
dearg doom
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Posted - 2008.08.14 23:50:00 -
[85]
Edited by: Zephyr Rengate on 14/08/2008 23:50:23
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Hey, I was drunk enough to kick your ass! (ingame)
:)
http://img99.imageshack.us/my.php?image=honorsl3.jpg
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.14 23:53:00 -
[86]
yeah.... I need to get in closer next time.
You're not afraid of the dark, are you? |

sgt spike
Sicarri Covenant
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Posted - 2008.08.16 20:47:00 -
[87]
i endorse this product
pb high priest of garmonism are honorable warrior where the hell did my bloody sig go? |

ViRUS Pottage
Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.08.17 02:45:00 -
[88]
Originally by: KapnKaboom
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny *lots of pointless rambling*
*Psst* I'll tell you a secret, so listen closely.
Nobody cares.
That is all.
I do. Shut up. _________ Please resize your image to a maximum filesize of 400 x 120 pixels and 24000 bytes. Navigator
Originally by: CCP Taera
May I have your stuff?
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Kavu
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.08.17 03:37:00 -
[89]
HAY GARMON WIL SMARTBOMB UR FACE
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Khraunus
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Posted - 2008.08.17 03:45:00 -
[90]
Originally by: Kavu HAY GARMON WIL SMARTBOMB UR FACE
(in-game) |

Larkonis Trassler
Neo Spartans
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Posted - 2008.09.02 12:33:00 -
[91]
FOR THE NON BELIEVERS AND APOSTATES LO: I BRING YOU THIS! FOOTAGE OF THE LORD GARMON AND HIS DISCIPLES BRINGING DOWN RIGHTEOUS FURY UPON THE GALLENTE MILITIA! |

Zraken Hawkwing
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Posted - 2008.09.02 12:51:00 -
[92]
I spoke to Garmon in Rens the other night and he's Welsh just like me. Now I understand why you worship him.  |

Nexus Kinnon
A Few Good Men.
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Posted - 2008.09.02 13:20:00 -
[93]
can't believe i haven't posted badly in this thread already |

BornInTheUSA
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Posted - 2008.09.02 14:34:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Zraken Hawkwing I spoke to Garmon in Rens the other night and he's Welsh just like me. Now I understand why you worship him. 
Funny - I've heard that he's from Austria (yes, Austria, not Australia).
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Misty Steele
Minmatar Burning Steel Inc.
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Posted - 2008.09.02 15:20:00 -
[95]
Edited by: Misty Steele on 02/09/2008 15:20:38 nah hes not, we havent any guys like Garmon here in austria cuz of postnatal birth control that we established after ww2 
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente Trader's Academy Blue Sky Consortium
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Posted - 2008.09.02 17:04:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Zraken Hawkwing I spoke to Garmon in Rens the other night and he's Welsh just like me. Now I understand why you worship him. 
Garmon is Welsh? if so, Shit yeah! Gotta love us taffies.
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kor anon
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2008.09.02 17:24:00 -
[97]
Garmon is considered a god in eve but in rl.....
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.09.02 17:34:00 -
[98]
Yes, Garmon is a Welshman!
I'm only 1/2 a Welshman, that's why I not Garmon
Originally by: Lorz0r garmon is 90% Surfin's PlunderBunny, 10% er...Surfin's PlunderBunny
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Onlay' Away
Flashpoint.
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Posted - 2008.09.02 17:45:00 -
[99]
Originally by: kor anon Garmon is considered a god in eve but in rl.....
dude....nobody wants to see that.
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Dominatus Crispus
Gallente Genesis Rising
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Posted - 2008.09.02 17:51:00 -
[100]
Edited by: Dominatus Crispus on 02/09/2008 17:51:08

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Frankinator
Malevolent Emo Herders
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Posted - 2008.09.02 17:55:00 -
[101]
Vote Obama 08!
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.09.02 18:13:00 -
[102]
Obama answers to Garmon! He is destined to win in '08 
Originally by: Lorz0r garmon is 90% Surfin's PlunderBunny, 10% er...Surfin's PlunderBunny
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Ulic Vos
Invicta.
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Posted - 2008.09.02 18:26:00 -
[103]
Originally by: BornInTheUSA
Funny - I've heard that he's from Austria (yes, Austria, not Australia).
Way to less beer consume for an average austrian imo  |
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