Given that I've been playing for less time than you have, on eve kill my ISK amount killed is higher than yours, I've lost fewer ships, lost less ships in ISK and have a lower chance of enemy survival and higher ISK efficiency than you I say that your points are all crap and you have no right to an opinion on lowsec piracy.

There's more to life than blasters, man.

There's more to life than blasters, man.

Here's to you, numbers boy.

If you count your reships in that fight then I guess a 25 man gang would suffice. If you count Eve Uni and your other butt-buddies hopping in then you might have to go back to the little number crunching machine that's dribbling its extra filling down your chin.

Loving the fact that you don't even deny fitting warp corp stabs to your armour battleship fleet and running away

Would the Tuskers, Gunpoint, Shadow Cartel, et al go anywhere near a warp core stab for their lowsec PVP fleets?

Comments on this sort of behaviour Kane?

Anyone want to keep arguing that Negative 10 are one of the "best" lowsec pirate corps or alliances?

Why take chances if you don't have to?
For those who don't get it, let me give you the definition of piracy in Eve again.

Space pirate: Blows up your BC/Cynabal/Vagabond with a 10 man gang and support (ecm and reps), takes your stuff and profits. Then you get your 200 man fleet to come help you (I am looking at you, TEST). You assume you somehow weren't scouted, get blueballed and massively butthurt about it. Then you post on the forums about how terrible we are.

S\/per 3l!t3-Pvp4h: Engages web-heavy gang in Cynabal/Vaga for "e-honor", dies horribly, posts about it on the forums and goes back to grinding missions or incursions to replace his loss.

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PS. We still get lots of lulz from the time your 20 man BS fleet with a carrier in support ran away from our 25 man mostly cruiser fleet in Hagilur, docked up, sent out a non pirate toon from your alliance to scan our fits, then stabbed your armour battleships and then ran back to Miro to hide in your POS - It's what all the best low sec pirate alliances do.

Nothing wrong with warp core stabs m8. Not sure what you are trying to say here.

I was gonna post a long wall of text to show how much of a HUGE NOOB SCRUBLORD you really are but instead I will condense it down.


First off let me start by saying, "I'm a pirate you IDIOT."

As far as the so called carriers your talking about, killmails or it never happened. Show me your proof. or I guess you can just make up a couple of killmails, LOLZ. Word on the street is your FAIL C[LOL]A group has been doctoring fake kill mails.

I don't have to explain why we THE UNITED do what we do or how we THE UNITED do it. Realizing that you don't see the WHY, HOW, WHAT, WHERE, and WHEN of eve pvp its obvious for me why you suck so bad. Your own statement points to obvious reasons WHY you lack pvp prowess.


"PS. We still get lots of lulz from the time your 20 man BS fleet with a carrier in support ran away from our 25 man mostly cruiser fleet in Hagilur, docked up, sent out a non pirate toon from your alliance to scan our fits, then stabbed your armour battleships and then ran back to Miro to hide in your POS - It's what all the best low sec pirate alliances do."


Brilliant observation by you i might add. NOT! Your so clueless about the game of eve you really should watch some eve pvp videos. I noticed how you didn't point out that 5 minutes before we left Hagilur we had engaged 53 of you on the Bei gate with only 20 souls. We killed 9 of you and lost nothing, we aligned, warped away, and even though you had super-tastically fit cruisers you couldn't hold down our Battleships. Am I suppose to feel sorry for you or laugh out loud? You do realize you can't drop a bubble in low-sec and that you actually need to tackle stuff to keep it from warping away? i guess you wouldn't learn that while doing a level 4 mission or incursion. Did I mention that your ****** corp Applied Creations couldn't fight us on your own you need several other corps to even begin to bring a fight while we in THE UNITED fight all by ourselves. All i hear is you complaining that your vastly superior numbers in pilots and corps couldn't do anything to only 20 of us. I dare to wonder what you would do if we had 53 in our gang that day. We killed 9 of you while extremely out numbered think what we would of done to your group if we had even more of us. Wow, it boggles the mind. Not to mention we actually came out of Rancer to find you since you and yours never jump into Rancer. You know better.


Here are some numbers to further my statements that you are in fact a SCRUBLORD, terri-bad, mission running part-time pvper, that has no clue what your talking about.


August 2009 to March 2012 - ScrubLord Kmelx - 763 kills / 87 loses
August 2009 to March 2012 - Liiza Valora - 3,224 kills / 35 loses


Liiza Valora - 8,808 kills / 77 loses
Applied Creations - 2,136 kills / 1,214 loses


Applied Creations - Kills: 2,136 Loses: 1,214
THE UNITED - kills: 199,709 Loses: 4,493


What do these numbers tell me? They tell me I was right about your corp and you. I'm sure you know a whole lot about incursions and level 4 missions. You know less than nothing about eve pvp it's plainly obvious.


I took this excert from your recruitment speel.

"Our business is life itself
PvPers, Incusion Runners and Mission Runners willing to shoot stuff welcome. Training from the skills to train, how to tank and fly in PvP will be taught.
No trial accounts. No Pirates. For fun and games, join us."

Its exactly as I have suspected your a mission runner, incursion runner, a part-time pvper, your a SCRUBLORD of the highest order trying to tell me and everyone else in C&P that you know how to do something I have just shown you have no skill at. You'll never, ever, ever, ever be as good as me at pvp. Not even if I took a year off, would you even touch the number of kills I have. Go run an incursion and shut your pie hole scrublord. Remember, You'll always be looking up at me and I will always be looking down at you, except it, move on and go do another level 4 mission. It's what your good at, otherwise you wouldn't be in some run of the mill corp like you are.

Loving the fact that you don't even deny fitting warp corp stabs to your armour battleship fleet and running away

Would the Tuskers, Gunpoint, Shadow Cartel, et al go anywhere near a warp core stab for their lowsec PVP fleets?

Comments on this sort of behaviour Kane?

Anyone want to keep arguing that Negative 10 are one of the "best" lowsec pirate corps or alliances?

Who are the united?

Is rancer that system where pods/noob ships get killed all day?

Are the united **** at pvp?

Can someone confirm/deny this killmail for me: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12655174?

For all their talk, they still lose carriers to obvious bait...

I for one would like to thank the United for this...the healing laughter from this night probably added a decade or more to my lifespan. Stab dem BS, stab 'em real good.

Yo dude what happened tonight? Where was your monster gang, asleep in the dumpster behind Denny's?