Its me, pick me!

Ho not that thread again

There is a requirement for gunpoint diplomacy. Its a little esoteric but it involes a banana several kangaroos and 100 hamsters named dave lined up in a row tallest to shortest ( really dont worry about using more then 11 no gunpoint guy can count higher then that).

The exact physics of a shaved hamster plus momentum plus a slippery banana and a kangaroos egress point are a mystery. Some trial and error might be required...

You scrub. You forgot the singing requirement, a fine example is from our newest member Venom. I like Venom though, so I'll leave it to Sardy-poo or someone else in the corp to link the audio file (read: I can't be arsed to open another tab to do it myself).

Furthermore, today's poast is brought to you by the #12. So, FU.

Don't forget the need for hairy buttz~

Also Gunpoint Diplomacy are OK.

http://evewho.com/corp/Gunpoint+Diplomacy

As far as I know both the Tuskers and Gunpoint have entry requirements.

For a more casual approach to small ship piracy, you could try Black Rebel Rifter Club, they're seem to be a pretty fun group.

http://evewho.com/corp/Black+Rebel+Rifter+Club

If your looking for groups who can field larger or more capable fleets then Snuff Box run some very nasty armour fleets, Abso's T3s and the like with a lot of logi.

http://evewho.com/corp/Snuff+Box

(and girl)

I would recommend RIFT4 to anyone wanting to learn pvp and die hundreds of times in the process

We are actually so not ok, most of us need medication and i am forced to supply the majority.

I don't understand the pirate label. All I see people in MH do all day is bear

Thats a terrible thing to say about CraftyCroc.

This is now very loosely enforced. /me looks at Venom.

All I see people in MH do all day is bear

It's true, this big beautiful black brutor woman shaves her hairy butts daily. :P

You scrub. You forgot the singing requirement, a fine example is from our newest member Venom. I like Venom though, so I'll leave it to Sardy-poo or someone else in the corp to link the audio file (read: I can't be arsed to open another tab to do it myself).

Furthermore, today's poast is brought to you by the #12. So, FU.

Officiallly requesting picture "how-to" guide.

Officiallly requesting picture "how-to" guide.

With pictures!

Also

Was so damn tempted to link venoms hit single, but I don't like it when women yell at me

Two days ago you thought I was a dude, you sure you want to chance that? ;)

(I don't think it was me that asked if you were a dude though)

I'm le terrible. Where is my le cigarettes? oui oui oui.

RIFT4... What can I say, balls (they too have a girl in corp so I imagine ovaries too) to the wall small ship piracy and don't afraid of anything.

We have more than one girl.

Fixed for greater truth.

I'd have to give my vote to rooks n kings for best overall lowsec corp and Gunpoint diplomacy just because i know laktos and xxxalloxxx who are both pretty cool guys and i guess they're ok at eve aswell...

SCUM. are awsome!!111

hm seriously...
I guess Snuff and hydra at what they are doing.

Why thank you, and not a trace of sarcasm from you either :p

I'll go with Tuskers for best lo sec PIRATE corp, and Shadow Cartel need to be up there for best lo sec PVP alliance.

No offence m8

the untied and snuff box stand head and shoulders above everybody else. then they stand on a massive pile of win, ontop of a powerful greek god of war, who is also standing on thousands of corpses from all the bads

nobody here compares

I'm not sure that permacamping the Crielere/Rancer gate, ganking noobs, with neutral scouts out in every direction so you can run away from any sign of an organised fleet counts as PVP. It certainly doesn't win you much in the way of respect.

Also, I now feel dirty for defending The United.

Confirm, Tundragon are the best at camping highsec gates with orca and scorpion support.

I presume you mean the United.

Negative Ten are pretty terrifail in my experience.

I'm not sure that permacamping the Crielere/Rancer gate, ganking noobs, with neutral scouts out in every direction so you can run away from any sign of an organised fleet counts as PVP. It certainly doesn't win you much in the way of respect.

Ran into a Neg 10 fleet on Friday night, they'd actually left Rancer [gasp] granted they'd only gone one jump, but you can't expect miracles from them. There were about twenty of them, mostly BCs, instalocking legion, hictor, huginn, a couple of basis and four rooks They seemed light on ECM to me

Snuff will offer a fight, Negative Ten usually run for the nearest POS/station if you bring one.

That thread about anti piracy is a massive troll.

This one probably is too, but for the lulz I'll give you a straight answer.

It all depends what sort of piracy your looking for, if your looking for solo/small gang stuff then in my experience the Tuskers are pretty good.

http://evewho.com/corp/The+Tuskers

Also Gunpoint Diplomacy are OK.

http://evewho.com/corp/Gunpoint+Diplomacy

The only way to get into gunpoint is to basicly kill everyone of them and teabag them in tha face ..

No seriously you only get invited to Gunpoint so you have to be FABULOUS~~~.

The only way to get into gunpoint is to basicly kill everyone of them and teabag them in tha face ..

No seriously you only get invited to Gunpoint so you have to be spectacular.

So you should - my point remains they are crap.

Most people join low sec pirate corps for the pew. Negative Ten are a lowsec pirate alliance that gate camp one particular gate and prefer to run and hide rather than pew, you know they are lame and so do I. By no possible measure can ganking noobs and the idiots that decide to travel that particular shortcut through lowsec then running away from anyone who brings a fight qualify them as the "best" lowsec pirate corp or alliance

On the other comments you made earlier, sure most COA fleets or gangs run with some ECM, usually a solo falcon or blackbird for a 20 man fleet, but even we, the terrible blobbers that we are would be ashamed to run a 20 man fleet with four rooks.

So you should - my point remains they are crap.

Most people join low sec pirate corps for the pew. Negative Ten are a lowsec pirate alliance that gate camp one particular gate and prefer to run and hide rather than pew, you know they are lame and so do I. By no possible measure can ganking noobs and the idiots that decide to travel that particular shortcut through lowsec then running away from anyone who brings a fight qualify them as the "best" lowsec pirate corp or alliance

On the other comments you made earlier, sure most COA fleets or gangs run with some ECM, usually a solo falcon or blackbird for a 20 man fleet, but even we, the terrible blobbers that we are would be ashamed to run a 20 man fleet with four rooks.

Who are you to judge what makes a good Pirate? If you want to just PvP go fight R&K, PODLA, Club Bear, Genos etc.
But you don't want a fight, do you? None of the so called COA do, they want easy ganks which The United don't give you and which tbh, makes you that which you seem to so despise.
Then when you get a fight, having EM FC's, you make up killmails to make your side look good but forget to post all your lossmails.

Piracy is different for a lot of people in EVE, there is no one true way to be a Pirate, after all, we are free to do as we want, but saying that Piracy must result in a lossmail, well, get real mate, I make more ISK from ransoming than from a killmail of a noob who got lost on the way to Jita/Rens/wherever the **** else, or just wanted to see what this lowsec lark was all about.

Who are you to judge what makes a good Pirate? If you want to just PvP go fight R&K, PODLA, Club Bear, Genos etc.

I think the best way to ascertain what makes a good pirate is to fight them. I'll refer you back to my original post - which details some of the best pirate corps and alliances around. I'm not seeing masses of people disagree with my comments, or suggest loads of other pirate groups - Perhaps this is because having fought lots of pirates I know who are good and who aren't - Negative Ten are not a good pirate alliance, it seems you and they are the only people who don't realise this.

COA is based in minnie lowsec, R&K, PODLA and Shadow Cartel aren't. Despite that I have fought R&K & Shadow Cartel in COA or COA allied fleets, most of the time we got our arse handed to us as they dropped overwhelming amounts of capitals or turned out in massively superior fleet comps, T3s supported by lots of logi or multiple carriers, pirate faction battleship fleets etc. I've probably fought PODLA as well, I just can't recall any specific instances.

I don't despise Negative Ten, I just think they are lame, I'll take their offer for some fights though and have some COA fleets drop by soon. Just to save us all some time perhaps Negative Ten would like to confirm in advance whether they'll run and hide in station or whether they'll be hiding in their POS.

hawkeye al > lady spank- i must say you are the most honorable hydra person i have ever met

Therefore I am the best ever solo anti-pirate of honour and valour who stands up and fights against the tyranny of low sec heresy and you will know your retribution is fulfilled when I cleanse your soul with my antimatter charges.

the untied and snuff box stand head and shoulders above everybody else. then they stand on a massive pile of win, ontop of a powerful greek god of war, who is also standing on thousands of corpses from all the bads

nobody here compares

i approve of this post

also why are eve fourms so full of emo idiots with no rl and a hardon for correct spelling grammer where is the love the friendship the brotherhood of pilots toghter, the comming toghter of nations and races to unite

btw why do i have 2 lieks i gave myself one who gave me the other

i approve of this post

also why are eve fourms so full of emo idiots with no rl and a hardon for correct spelling grammer where is the love the friendship the brotherhood of pilots toghter, the comming toghter of nations and races to unite

btw why do i have 2 lieks i gave myself one who gave me the other

If you wanted more love, friendship and brotherhood of pilots together, maybe you shouldn't call them faggots in your signature.

lawl, just noticed. The Untied.

The COA and The Fendahlian Collective aren't exactly a PvP powerhouse so you judging PvP prowess is a joke of the highest order, maybe you should just shut up and go back to making up killmails and get your joke coalition to post all your lossmails.
I'm not pretending The United are any good, I just believe you are so bad that your opinion means nothing.

By the way, as Anti Pirates, how do you justify flying with Pirates?

The anger and frustration is strong within this noob.

That's the thing though Kane I'm saying they are bad, your saying that their actions in running away from fights are "commendable"

Firstly learn to smack.

Secondly. Your so right. All the tears and rage from the times that you've never killed me have tipped me over the edge, I've lost all sense of perspective given that on every occasion that I can recollect where COA has fought Negative Ten you've either a) run away or b) lost

Is it three or four carriers Negative Ten have been forced to self destruct in the last 12 months to COA? I think its three but I'm not entirely sure.

PS. We still get lots of lulz from the time your 20 man BS fleet with a carrier in support ran away from our 25 man mostly cruiser fleet in Hagilur, docked up, sent out a non pirate toon from your alliance to scan our fits, then stabbed your armour battleships and then ran back to Miro to hide in your POS - It's what all the best low sec pirate alliances do.

PS. We still get lots of lulz from the time your 20 man BS fleet with a carrier in support ran away from our 25 man mostly cruiser fleet in Hagilur, docked up, sent out a non pirate toon from your alliance to scan our fits, then stabbed your armour battleships and then ran back to Miro to hide in your POS - It's what all the best low sec pirate alliances do.

Here's to you, numbers boy.

If you count your reships in that fight then I guess a 25 man gang would suffice. If you count Eve Uni and your other butt-buddies hopping in then you might have to go back to the little number crunching machine that's dribbling its extra filling down your chin.

From you guys?

Your number cruncher says:

Numbers 3:1;
if yes fight, else pos up:

Or do you count undocking 3 carriers with a few abbadons for a 10 man BC gang "number crunching".

This is all **** I've seen from you guys.

Why is this thread not about Gunpoint Diplomacy any more? Please fix this ASAP.

Never said they were commendable, just that their definition of 'Pirate' is spot on, again, read the title of the ******* thread, it didn't ask for 'best lowsec pvp corp or alliance' You don't fit into that category either. Dial up your reading comprehension.

You're attacking an alliance for doing exactly what you do when a force that outguns you turns up, turn tail and run, get off your high horse, your hypocrisy makes the joke that is the COA even more ridiculous.

You really do have a bug up your ass about The United, which clearly shows they're doing something right

Edit: Let's look at some numbers shall we

The United have a 48:1 success ratio with over 8 trillion ISK damage
Applied Creations has a 2:1 success ratio with 206 billion ISK damage

I know of one man corps with better ratios and damage done than Applied Creations, which again, makes your opinion on PvP null and void

the fact that Pirates won't fight organised fleets, instead taking their loot and secreting it away is actually quite commendable.

Given that I've been playing for less time than you have, on eve kill my ISK amount killed is higher than yours, I've lost fewer ships, lost less ships in ISK and have a lower chance of enemy survival and higher ISK efficiency than you I say that your points are all crap and you have no right to an opinion on lowsec piracy.

makes your opinion on PvP null and void

Given that I've been playing for less time than you have, on eve kill my ISK amount killed is higher than yours, I've lost fewer ships, lost less ships in ISK and have a lower chance of enemy survival and higher ISK efficiency than you I say that your points are all crap and you have no right to an opinion on lowsec piracy.

There's more to life than blasters, man.

There's more to life than blasters, man.

Here's to you, numbers boy.

If you count your reships in that fight then I guess a 25 man gang would suffice. If you count Eve Uni and your other butt-buddies hopping in then you might have to go back to the little number crunching machine that's dribbling its extra filling down your chin.

Loving the fact that you don't even deny fitting warp corp stabs to your armour battleship fleet and running away

Would the Tuskers, Gunpoint, Shadow Cartel, et al go anywhere near a warp core stab for their lowsec PVP fleets?

Comments on this sort of behaviour Kane?

Anyone want to keep arguing that Negative 10 are one of the "best" lowsec pirate corps or alliances?

Why take chances if you don't have to?
For those who don't get it, let me give you the definition of piracy in Eve again.

Space pirate: Blows up your BC/Cynabal/Vagabond with a 10 man gang and support (ecm and reps), takes your stuff and profits. Then you get your 200 man fleet to come help you (I am looking at you, TEST). You assume you somehow weren't scouted, get blueballed and massively butthurt about it. Then you post on the forums about how terrible we are.

S\/per 3l!t3-Pvp4h: Engages web-heavy gang in Cynabal/Vaga for "e-honor", dies horribly, posts about it on the forums and goes back to grinding missions or incursions to replace his loss.

[quote=Kane Rizzel]
PS. We still get lots of lulz from the time your 20 man BS fleet with a carrier in support ran away from our 25 man mostly cruiser fleet in Hagilur, docked up, sent out a non pirate toon from your alliance to scan our fits, then stabbed your armour battleships and then ran back to Miro to hide in your POS - It's what all the best low sec pirate alliances do.

Nothing wrong with warp core stabs m8. Not sure what you are trying to say here.

I was gonna post a long wall of text to show how much of a HUGE NOOB SCRUBLORD you really are but instead I will condense it down.


First off let me start by saying, "I'm a pirate you IDIOT."

As far as the so called carriers your talking about, killmails or it never happened. Show me your proof. or I guess you can just make up a couple of killmails, LOLZ. Word on the street is your FAIL C[LOL]A group has been doctoring fake kill mails.

I don't have to explain why we THE UNITED do what we do or how we THE UNITED do it. Realizing that you don't see the WHY, HOW, WHAT, WHERE, and WHEN of eve pvp its obvious for me why you suck so bad. Your own statement points to obvious reasons WHY you lack pvp prowess.


"PS. We still get lots of lulz from the time your 20 man BS fleet with a carrier in support ran away from our 25 man mostly cruiser fleet in Hagilur, docked up, sent out a non pirate toon from your alliance to scan our fits, then stabbed your armour battleships and then ran back to Miro to hide in your POS - It's what all the best low sec pirate alliances do."


Brilliant observation by you i might add. NOT! Your so clueless about the game of eve you really should watch some eve pvp videos. I noticed how you didn't point out that 5 minutes before we left Hagilur we had engaged 53 of you on the Bei gate with only 20 souls. We killed 9 of you and lost nothing, we aligned, warped away, and even though you had super-tastically fit cruisers you couldn't hold down our Battleships. Am I suppose to feel sorry for you or laugh out loud? You do realize you can't drop a bubble in low-sec and that you actually need to tackle stuff to keep it from warping away? i guess you wouldn't learn that while doing a level 4 mission or incursion. Did I mention that your ****** corp Applied Creations couldn't fight us on your own you need several other corps to even begin to bring a fight while we in THE UNITED fight all by ourselves. All i hear is you complaining that your vastly superior numbers in pilots and corps couldn't do anything to only 20 of us. I dare to wonder what you would do if we had 53 in our gang that day. We killed 9 of you while extremely out numbered think what we would of done to your group if we had even more of us. Wow, it boggles the mind. Not to mention we actually came out of Rancer to find you since you and yours never jump into Rancer. You know better.


Here are some numbers to further my statements that you are in fact a SCRUBLORD, terri-bad, mission running part-time pvper, that has no clue what your talking about.


August 2009 to March 2012 - ScrubLord Kmelx - 763 kills / 87 loses
August 2009 to March 2012 - Liiza Valora - 3,224 kills / 35 loses


Liiza Valora - 8,808 kills / 77 loses
Applied Creations - 2,136 kills / 1,214 loses


Applied Creations - Kills: 2,136 Loses: 1,214
THE UNITED - kills: 199,709 Loses: 4,493


What do these numbers tell me? They tell me I was right about your corp and you. I'm sure you know a whole lot about incursions and level 4 missions. You know less than nothing about eve pvp it's plainly obvious.


I took this excert from your recruitment speel.

"Our business is life itself
PvPers, Incusion Runners and Mission Runners willing to shoot stuff welcome. Training from the skills to train, how to tank and fly in PvP will be taught.
No trial accounts. No Pirates. For fun and games, join us."

Its exactly as I have suspected your a mission runner, incursion runner, a part-time pvper, your a SCRUBLORD of the highest order trying to tell me and everyone else in C&P that you know how to do something I have just shown you have no skill at. You'll never, ever, ever, ever be as good as me at pvp. Not even if I took a year off, would you even touch the number of kills I have. Go run an incursion and shut your pie hole scrublord. Remember, You'll always be looking up at me and I will always be looking down at you, except it, move on and go do another level 4 mission. It's what your good at, otherwise you wouldn't be in some run of the mill corp like you are.

Loving the fact that you don't even deny fitting warp corp stabs to your armour battleship fleet and running away

Would the Tuskers, Gunpoint, Shadow Cartel, et al go anywhere near a warp core stab for their lowsec PVP fleets?

Comments on this sort of behaviour Kane?

Anyone want to keep arguing that Negative 10 are one of the "best" lowsec pirate corps or alliances?

Who are the united?

Is rancer that system where pods/noob ships get killed all day?

Are the united **** at pvp?

Can someone confirm/deny this killmail for me: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12655174?

For all their talk, they still lose carriers to obvious bait...

I for one would like to thank the United for this...the healing laughter from this night probably added a decade or more to my lifespan. Stab dem BS, stab 'em real good.

Yo dude what happened tonight? Where was your monster gang, asleep in the dumpster behind Denny's?

Who are the united? The united are a gatecamping pirate corp that lives in rancer.

Is rancer that system where pods/noob ships get killed all day? Yes but, NOT including shuttles, noobships and frigates the united was top killer in low sex last year (There was a blog with stats released coupla months ago)

Are the united **** at pvp? The united made the last 16 of the alliance PVP tournament last year, go figure.


Please can someone confirm im a raging homosexual? Confirmed

(keep it brief. Reading forum posts essentially makes me a bear)

BEST PIRATE CORP? PROBLY CRAFTYCROC. VARGUR FLEETS AND FALCON DUELS, ELITE PVP


ALTHOUGH

US REBELS HAVE A GOOD TIME, IF YOU ENJOY BEING SEEKED OUT FOR CONSTANT FRIGATE COMBATE, DISCUSSING EFFICIENT SOLO PIRACY & FITTINGS, ORGANIZED FRIGATE FLEETS, AN ACTIVE KILLBOARD THAT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT LOSSES JUST NICE KILLS, AND ALL THIS AS WELL AS ALWAYS HAVING A GUY OR TWO AROUND WILLING TO BACK YOU UP IN A FIGHT THAT MOST WOULDN'T BOTHER TAKING - THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL FIND OVER HERE

FROM THE OUTSIDE (WHAT I'VE SEEN):

TUSKERS SEEM TO HAVE A BIT OF AN ELITIST POLICY, BUT EVERY PILOT SEEMS TO FLY WITH THE SAME "GET KM OR DIE TRYING" ATTITUDE WHICH IS V COOL... THAT IS, IF YOU HAVE 50 KILLS WITH A CYNO SHIP OR WHATEVER THE JOINING REQ'S ARE NOW

GUNPOINT DIPLOMACY FIELDS A MEAN ARMOR FLEET. PLENTY OF BATTLE REPORTS OF THEM WHOOPING SAME SIZE BATTLESHIP GANGS WITH JUST RUPPIES, AN **** GETS REAL WHEN THEY WHIP THEIR BHAALS OUT TO GET IN YOU JUST GOTTA BE A COOL NUKKA WITH HAIR GROWING IN THE RIGHT PLACES > NEARLY ALL THEIR GUYS ARE GREAT PILOTS, SOLO AS WELL AS IN FLEET

THE HUMBLESS CREW, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL THESE GUYS SEEM TO JUST SMOKE WEED AND WIN FIGHTS. COOL DUDES

BUT AS FAR AS THE BEST LOW SEC PIRATES, I THINK YOU COULD PUT A NUMBER OF SHOOTERS FROM ANY CORP AGAINST THE SAME NUMBER OF GUYS FROM THE HATCHERY, AND YOU CAN WATCH HATCHERY WIN IT EVERY TIME. AS FAR AS I'VE SEEN, THESE GUYS REALLY ARE THE BEST, MOST ORGANIZED, PVP'ERS THIS GAME HAS TO OFFER. ITS A SHAME THEY CANT PLAY STARCRAFT FOR **** THO

thx for bleeding eyes

We jumped a small fleet into Miro last night of 15 guys, noted your usual scout in system, then sent a scout through Rancer and Crielere and lo and behold when we get there your all docked up. If only I'd predicted that ...wait...what...

Hey, he has a broken keyboard, lay off my aussie brutha m8.

Btw dark, I heard from some friends of mine (not corpmates) that your corp is a bunch of pussies and wont engage unless you outnumber the enemy.

c/d?

BEST PIRATE CORP? PROBLY CRAFTYCROC. VARGUR FLEETS AND FALCON DUELS, ELITE PVP


ALTHOUGH

US REBELS HAVE A GOOD TIME, IF YOU ENJOY BEING SEEKED OUT FOR CONSTANT FRIGATE COMBATE, DISCUSSING EFFICIENT SOLO PIRACY & FITTINGS, ORGANIZED FRIGATE FLEETS, AN ACTIVE KILLBOARD THAT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT LOSSES JUST NICE KILLS, AND ALL THIS AS WELL AS ALWAYS HAVING A GUY OR TWO AROUND WILLING TO BACK YOU UP IN A FIGHT THAT MOST WOULDN'T BOTHER TAKING - THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL FIND OVER HERE

FROM THE OUTSIDE (WHAT I'VE SEEN):

TUSKERS SEEM TO HAVE A BIT OF AN ELITIST POLICY, BUT EVERY PILOT SEEMS TO FLY WITH THE SAME "GET KM OR DIE TRYING" ATTITUDE WHICH IS V COOL... THAT IS, IF YOU HAVE 50 KILLS WITH A CYNO SHIP OR WHATEVER THE JOINING REQ'S ARE NOW

GUNPOINT DIPLOMACY FIELDS A MEAN ARMOR FLEET. PLENTY OF BATTLE REPORTS OF THEM WHOOPING SAME SIZE BATTLESHIP GANGS WITH JUST RUPPIES, AN **** GETS REAL WHEN THEY WHIP THEIR BHAALS OUT TO GET IN YOU JUST GOTTA BE A COOL NUKKA WITH HAIR GROWING IN THE RIGHT PLACES > NEARLY ALL THEIR GUYS ARE GREAT PILOTS, SOLO AS WELL AS IN FLEET

THE HUMBLESS CREW, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL THESE GUYS SEEM TO JUST SMOKE WEED AND WIN FIGHTS. COOL DUDES

BUT AS FAR AS THE BEST LOW SEC PIRATES, I THINK YOU COULD PUT A NUMBER OF SHOOTERS FROM ANY CORP AGAINST THE SAME NUMBER OF GUYS FROM THE HATCHERY, AND YOU CAN WATCH HATCHERY WIN IT EVERY TIME. AS FAR AS I'VE SEEN, THESE GUYS REALLY ARE THE BEST, MOST ORGANIZED, PVP'ERS THIS GAME HAS TO OFFER. ITS A SHAME THEY CANT PLAY STARCRAFT FOR **** THO

We've been flying armor gangs recently?

we undock to camp a gate.... u guys undock and come to rancer to get into a fight, we dock and start reshipping, because any EXPERIENCED player knows that a gate camping fleet consisting of recons and fast lock ships and smartbombers is not a fleet for engaging other fleets, but i bet u pro pvpers knew that already..... so u send a scout thro, and see us warping away and think.... omg their running im so pro lets go talk **** on the forums. im starting to wish i had more time in the day to watch the tears roll thro these pages. im not saying we are best pvpers or gate campers in the game. i cant prove that. but when fleets only stick around long enough to see us dock and not wait for a fight and think u won.... well now i know why u guys have all the time in a day to spend docked at a station watching forums. either way i undock everyday and work on getting kills weather it be camping a gate for hours or going the distance winning OR losing against other fleets. not reading 100 pages of whining. but if it helps u carebears sleep at night thinking because we are not on a gate that we are hiding then i dont care either way. let the tears begin.

Rancer is a great place to go if you are too lazy to make the trip home.

One of the best transportation services in Eve IMO.

Perhaps you could borrow some more capital letters, they belong at the start of sentences usually and at the beginning of words that are names of people and places. Darkstar ^^^^ seems to have far too many of them, if you ask him nicely he'll probably lend them to you.

I'm loving the whole were reshipping, not hiding thing, have CCP changed your reshipping timer so its different to everyone elses in the game? Let me guess CCP had to nerf Negative Ten's timer so it takes so long for you to swap ships, that any combat ships or organised fleets in the area get bored and leave cos your so pro. Amirite?

THAT IS, IF YOU HAVE 50 KILLS WITH A CYNO SHIP OR WHATEVER THE JOINING REQ'S ARE NOW

But yeah Gunpoint with armor fleets? Mate I don't even have a single armor ship in station

(I really should get one)

we undock to camp a gate.... u guys undock and come to rancer to get into a fight, we dock and start reshipping, because any EXPERIENCED player knows that a gate camping fleet consisting of recons and fast lock ships and smartbombers is not a fleet for engaging other fleets, but i bet u pro pvpers knew that already..... so u send a scout thro, and see us warping away and think.... omg their running im so pro lets go talk **** on the forums. im starting to wish i had more time in the day to watch the tears roll thro these pages. im not saying we are best pvpers or gate campers in the game. i cant prove that. but when fleets only stick around long enough to see us dock and not wait for a fight and think u won.... well now i know why u guys have all the time in a day to spend docked at a station watching forums. either way i undock everyday and work on getting kills weather it be camping a gate for hours or going the distance winning OR losing against other fleets. not reading 100 pages of whining. but if it helps u carebears sleep at night thinking because we are not on a gate that we are hiding then i dont care either way. let the tears begin.

Can someone confirm/deny this killmail for me: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12655174?

For all their talk, they still lose carriers to obvious bait...

You haven't even been logging in recently.

BEST PIRATE CORP? PROBLY CRAFTYCROC. VARGUR FLEETS AND FALCON DUELS, ELITE PVP

The united doesnt claim to be elite pvpers but what i am claiming is that there isnt many corps out there that do what we do as well as we do it. The fact the corp is still in rancer after nearly 5 years and 199k kills is testiment to that and to the members. I might even make a post when we hit 200k for you all to flame and whine about us in.

You all know where we can be found so roll by and say hello because all i see is blah blah blah hot air blah blah blah.

See you in space

ANGRY23

CEO The United/Negative Ten.

Can i haz lieks too pleez

I am really starting to enjoy this. Nothing like provoking a good flame war.
Anyways, if you guys were trying so desperately to get into a fight with us, why hasn't anyone of you ever tried camping our gate?

Oh wait, I forgot, because people get afraid of engaging us when there are more than 5 of us online.

The fact the corp is still in rancer after nearly 5 years

Liiza Valora - 8,808 kills / 77 loses
Applied Creations - 2,136 kills / 1,214 loses

What do these numbers tell me?

I always wondered how come no Alliance/Corp take over the system and became the next Rancer Lord ?

I do agree on some parts -10 is not even close to call them good on pvp wise.
But they are the most effective lowsec gatecampers for sure.




Tells me you are sitting on that gate to much and ganking 20+ vs 1 traveler ... so you have to much time on your hand.
All those numbers are ganks not real pvp just mindless boring sitting on gate and gank with overwhelming forces, nothing to brag about .

You are comparing apple to egg.

You can sit and camp one gate with eyes around you and gank travelers, you are good with that and that makes you happy.
The other hand Appled is doing awesome to go all the places with solo/small gang/big fleet and have fun.
Certainly he have more experience pvp wise then you, he proved on those numbers ..
You proved too you are good with camping the gate, ganking easy preys and running when can't gank so you are more experienced on that one.

I always wondered how come no Alliance/Corp take over the system and became the next Gay Lord ?

You all suck.

Space Police Are the best pirate corp in eve because i say so.

Suck on that losers.

I always wondered how come no Alliance/Corp take over the system and became the next Rancer Lord ?

I do agree on some parts -10 is not even close to call them good on pvp wise.
But they are the most effective lowsec gatecampers for sure.




Tells me you are sitting on that gate to much and ganking 20+ vs 1 traveler ... so you have to much time on your hand.
All those numbers are ganks not real pvp just mindless boring sitting on gate and gank with overwhelming forces, nothing to brag about .

You are comparing apple to egg.

You can sit and camp one gate with eyes around you and gank travelers, you are good with that and that makes you happy.
The other hand Appled is doing awesome to go all the places with solo/small gang/big fleet and have fun.
Certainly he have more experience pvp wise then you, he proved on those numbers ..
You proved too you are good with camping the gate, ganking easy preys and running when can't gank so you are more experienced on that one.

I always wondered how come no Alliance/Corp take over the system and became the next Rancer Lord ?

I do agree on some parts -10 is not even close to call them good on pvp wise.
But they are the most effective lowsec gatecampers for sure.




Tells me you are sitting on that gate to much and ganking 20+ vs 1 traveler ... so you have to much time on your hand.
All those numbers are ganks not real pvp just mindless boring sitting on gate and gank with overwhelming forces, nothing to brag about .

You are comparing apple to egg.

You can sit and camp one gate with eyes around you and gank travelers, you are good with that and that makes you happy.
The other hand Appled is doing awesome to go all the places with solo/small gang/big fleet and have fun.
Certainly he have more experience pvp wise then you, he proved on those numbers ..
You proved too you are good with camping the gate, ganking easy preys and running when can't gank so you are more experienced on that one.

Confirming Space Police greatness, even Eve Uni agree:

http://killfeed.eveuniversity.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=23682

http://killfeed.eveuniversity.org/?a=kill_related&kll_id=23682

Regretfully I believe you have a point My apologies to Space Police

Anywhoo, I ran into Negative Ten in Miro last night.

It was their kind of odds (25-1), and they were keen to have me engage them on those terms, sadly I decided not to let them gank me.

Some pleasantries were exchanged in local, apparently they believe I am some sort of forum troll It also appears that some of their members have taken offence at my comments - that obviously was not my intent, so my apologies to Negative Ten as well if I've hurt the feelings of any of your members

M0o corp. There is no real discussion to be had about that one.

I concur with this. Never heard of them.

As for currently: piracy is as good as dead so the question is kinda irrelevant.

No, it is you who are irrelevant.

There are many good pirate corps'es and alliances out in EVE today, but THE SPACE P0LICE is NOT one of them.



From your stats on Battleclinic, you have 1443 kills (around 125% more kills than me) and ONLY 99.44 bill isk in 'Damage done' and 5,765,514.00 in damage.

From my Battleclinic stats it says i have 640 kills and i have done a whole 234 bill isk in 'Damage done' (136% more than you have done) and on top of that have 8,406,126.00 in damage.

That means i'm killing more ships that are actually worth something and it shows that i have done way more damage in total than you have done.

Maybe you should start killing other ships than just frigs and shuttles?

When you first are showing off your e-peen, then you can't only show how many kills you have, you need to take the other stats into the picture to.

Regretfully I believe you have a point My apologies to Space Police

Anywhoo, I ran into Negative Ten in Miro last night.

It was their kind of odds (25-1), and they were keen to have me engage them on those terms, sadly I decided not to let them gank me.

Some pleasantries were exchanged in local, apparently they believe I am some sort of forum troll It also appears that some of their members have taken offence at my comments - that obviously was not my intent, so my apologies to Negative Ten as well if I've hurt the feelings of any of your members

Rikki trolled you!!! TROLOLOLOLOLOL

LOL Are you really bragging about how much "DAMAGE" you have done? To funny, another stat you may want to take into consideration is that you have half my kills with double the isk amount in losses AND you've been playing for 7 years. I don't think BC agrees with you though because you are ranked 31k + . On top of that I never brought up how many kills I have, you did. I can careless I'm only a year old brah. You enjoy flying battle ships with larger groups, and attacking capitals, which is fine. That's boring to me I don't get all excited watching paint dry like yourself. I like fast paced small gang, solo pvp and fighting out numbered. Sure I have killed a few shuttles in my time but that's because I don't want to play favorites bro. I attack everyone equally!

Way to link MEAT km's that isn't space p0lice and your related kills link. LAWL Please teach me bra

http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Kmelx

TROLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ummmmm i think you may not understand how battleclinic ranks the kills and assigns points values to them. Battleclinic ranks kills by guaging the ammount of people on the kill , value of the killed ship , value of the attacking ship/ships and the ranking of the pilot in the lost ship. For example if you kill a battleship with ten of your friends and you are all flying battleships the points you recieve for killing said battleship will be somewhat low. On the otherhand if you kill a battleship with ten of your friends and you are all flying destroyers you will get much more points. If you kill a battleship with none of your friends and you are flying a destroyer your points recieved will be extremely high. Now keeping that in mind battleclinic ranks all pilots based on their kill points minus their loss points.
Hope this helps.

oh yeah You Suck Loser

By looking at your killboard, most of the kills are ganks of single players.

I would like to see you do stunts like we do from time to time like this (remember to read the description on what ships we used against those 40 RvB's) or like this.

Or you can do crazy suicide things like we tried to do here, but where it turned out to be a huge success for us instead. We had 4x Logistics while RvB had 6x Logistics.

The day you can do something like that, the day you can show us all that you actually have balls to do good PVP.

By looking at your killboard, most of the kills are ganks of single players.

I would like to see you do stunts like we do from time to time like this (remember to read the description on what ships we used against those 40 RvB's) or like this.

Or you can do crazy suicide things like we tried to do here, but where it turned out to be a huge success for us instead. We had 4x Logistics while RvB had 6x Logistics.

The day you can do something like that, the day you can show us all that you actually have balls to do good PVP.

u mad BR0?

i think pabst is a WORSER miner than you

None of those links were impressive. If i was you I'd keep those to myself(RvB really? LOLOLOLOLOL). I don't need logistics or a big fleet to get kills. I do just fine with small gang, and solo, something that you obviously can't do. You don't even know how a KB works,and you brag about ****** stats such as "DAMAGE". Also where do you get all these shuttle kills from? SBing shuttles in a BS would get me a crappy rank like yours. I WISH I HAD 200 SHUTTLE KILLS BRO! Someday when I grow up I can only wish to be as good as you man. Maybe we can get together and talkabout all that epic asteroid pvp, and missioning you've done. ME SO JELLY!

PS YOU ARE "WORSER"

Wow, you mad bro?

None of those links were impressive?

Ok, then we know that nothing of what you do according to your killboard is even remotely good by a long mile.

Or do you have any battlereports to show us that says you have balls to risk many faction /pirate BS'es in a fight for example, or fight 2-3 times outnumbered?

EDIT: This is the battlereport from the fight with RvB: http://rebirth.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=12492008

We killed 75 percent of the RvB's fleet with no losses there.

COOL STORY BRO! Nobody cares about your crappy links. You killed some RvB ZOMG so impressive! You really trying hard to prove yourself aren't you. I think you jelly brah

well he is in God Squad so what do you expect?

Proof that you are "WORSER"

Didnt care enough to read all posts.
But without a doubt, best lowsec alliance is: Raiden.

Oh look, someone is mad because i just proved that Rebirth. is way better than your ganky corp

I'm not jelly over some gankers who can't fight outnumbered.

We are often outnumbered but never outgunned.


Well, i'm sorry to break it to you, but Rebirth. is the best empire PVP corp by far. Yes, i'm not saying we are the best low sec PVP corp since we aren't that much in low sec. But we are still doing all fine in low sec.

I'm looking forward to your proof that we aren't.

WORDS doesn't says anything, but my links (that is actually proofs) tells alot.

push your **** in.

Didnt care enough to read all posts.
But without a doubt, best lowsec alliance is: Raiden.

Best highsec maybe, but then again who gives a **** about that. When it comes to lowsec though, R&K would push your **** in.

piracy is as good as dead so the question is kinda irrelevant.