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Terra Mikael
NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.14 12:17:00 -
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Edited by: Terra Mikael on 14/08/2008 12:22:12
So I'm fly around in my salvage atron¬, picking up loot people don't want to get rid of all the lag \o/ because I'm nice like that. I found a couple other people eventually, and they said hello thar by targeting me!
It made me feel that eve was such a friendly place.
Then someone warped in and popped the mojo by trying to kill me with their harbringer! My salvage atron¬ barely escaped his drones. ****ing dik! I just wanna help people and this is how he treats me!
"This will not stand!" I thought, "I must defend My honor!!11"
So I repaired my salvage atron¬ and jumped into my domi, whom I call nutsac, and went to avenge my honor.
When I arrived, he didn't run away - instead he convo'd me.
It was a good pal that I knew from a while back that attacked me! at first I only demanded 10mil for his ship, but since I knew him, I said five would be ok. He was kinda disappointed, but understood my position.
He said "ok", and transfered the isk. Then he said
"oh, well...alls fair in love and war..."
I think so too!! So with my wallet all flashy and stuff, I sic'd my drones all over him.
"I paid you"
"I know, it's what I do \o/"
I think i said something about us still being friends and all, but he was sad because I blew up his harbinger salvager, rigs and all.
He had sexy tech II gear \o/
I may have lost a friend, but I got back my e-honor!
Am I doing this rite?
Originally by: VicturusTeSaluto All piracy is built upon honoring one's word.
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Uhr Zylex
Amarr Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.14 12:24:00 -
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i'll be sure to jot that down in my carepad
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Terra Mikael
NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.14 12:25:00 -
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Originally by: Uhr Zylex i'll be sure to jot that down in my carepad
thanks \o/ pls underline it cause it's imporant
Originally by: VicturusTeSaluto All piracy is built upon honoring one's word.
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Zephyr Rengate
dearg doom
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Posted - 2008.08.14 12:31:00 -
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You beat a BC in a BS? 
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Terra Mikael
NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.14 12:41:00 -
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Edited by: Terra Mikael on 14/08/2008 12:42:33
Originally by: Zephyr Rengate You beat a BC in a BS? 
A salvaging BC
reading comprehension is important
Originally by: VicturusTeSaluto All piracy is built upon honoring one's word.
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Gonada
Gallente R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.08.14 13:02:00 -
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if you call that e-honor , um, you need help man.
Please, jump into traffic
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Sol'Kanar
Minmatar NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.14 13:06:00 -
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Originally by: Terra Mikael
Originally by: Zephyr Rengate You beat a BC in a BS? 
A salvaging BC
reading comprehension is important
Those salvaging BC's can be quite nasty. Just the other day I had to grapple with a salvaging dessie AND ALL I HAD was my command ship. I barely made it out of that one alive!
These so-called pirates have no idea how hard it is. No idea!
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Bfoster
White Wolves Syndicate Ocularis Inferno
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Posted - 2008.08.14 13:29:00 -
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Note to self, if Nightcrew ransom's me.. Dont pay...  _______________________________________________
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Jesslyn Daggererux
Gallente NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.14 13:34:00 -
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Please contact Raven Owa for any and all concerns regarding ransoms.
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Terra Mikael
NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.14 13:35:00 -
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Originally by: Gonada if you call that e-honor , um, you need help man.
NO U!
Originally by: VicturusTeSaluto All piracy is built upon honoring one's word.
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Terra Mikael
NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.14 13:36:00 -
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Originally by: Sol'Kanar These so-called pirates have no idea how hard it is. No idea!
Hi5
Originally by: VicturusTeSaluto All piracy is built upon honoring one's word.
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Buyus Stuffius
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Posted - 2008.08.14 13:43:00 -
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nightcrew honors my ransom every time in tama
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Terra Mikael
NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.14 14:35:00 -
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Originally by: Buyus Stuffius nightcrew honors my ransom every time in tama
Ah, yes! You there you repeat customer you! how are you?! Satisfied? I believe so!
Originally by: VicturusTeSaluto All piracy is built upon honoring one's word.
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z0de
Gallente The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.08.14 14:36:00 -
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You are not garmon.
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Terra Mikael
NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.14 14:58:00 -
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Edited by: Terra Mikael on 14/08/2008 15:01:13
Originally by: z0de You are not garmon.
One sec...
checking name...
you're right!
/me gives you cookie
Originally by: VicturusTeSaluto All piracy is built upon honoring one's word.
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Grarr Dexx
Amarr Avenging United
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Posted - 2008.08.14 15:45:00 -
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You make krall look like a nice fellow.
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.08.14 15:59:00 -
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meanie <3
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Antodias
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.08.14 15:59:00 -
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unentertaining troll is unentertaining
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Sol'Kanar
Minmatar NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.14 16:02:00 -
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Originally by: z0de You are not garmon.
You are not Burt Bacharach.
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Sol'Kanar
Minmatar NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.14 16:03:00 -
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Originally by: Antodias unentertaining troll is unentertaining
Overused 4chan meme is overused.
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Dez Affinity
Ore Mongers Black Hand.
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Posted - 2008.08.14 16:46:00 -
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u r awesum
this thread is awesum
cant wait till next 1 _______________
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Eternal Error
Exitus Acta Probant
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Posted - 2008.08.14 17:06:00 -
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Bragging on the forums about killinga friend in a salvage BC in a pvp fit domi and dishonoring a ransom. Wow.
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FoulBeast
Gallente 101st Space Marine Force
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Posted - 2008.08.14 17:14:00 -
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And thus EvE pirates get lower
I wish I was one of you T_T
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Lubimchik
Power Seed Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.08.14 17:19:00 -
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Man, oh man.. I wish I could be half as kewl as the OP... I mean really.. e-honor.. WTF?
So like does that power trip you get from killing a bc with a bs make you all hawt and bothered? Do you like yell for your mother to bring you some hotpockets in the middle of it?
Please please pleaseeeee tell me so I can be kewl too!
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.08.14 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: Eternal Error Bragging on the forums about killinga friend in a salvage BC in a pvp fit domi and dishonoring a ransom. Wow.
You're just jealous TBH, I know I am  |

Sol'Kanar
Minmatar NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.14 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: Eternal Error Bragging on the forums about killinga friend in a salvage BC in a pvp fit domi and dishonoring a ransom. Wow.
Some of you guys are way too easy. |

Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings Echelon.
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Posted - 2008.08.14 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: Lubimchik Do you like yell for your mother to bring you some hotpockets in the middle of it?
Doub't he lets his mother into the basement tbh, that'll be his uber cool pad where his mate can come around and duel on wow. |

Sol'Kanar
Minmatar NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.14 17:43:00 -
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Originally by: Lubimchik Do you like yell for your mother to bring you some hotpockets in the middle of it?
Originally by: Kirra Liu Doub't he lets his mother into the basement tbh, that'll be his uber cool pad where his mate can come around and duel on wow.
It's not his mother. It's his 'roommate'. And he has a f*cking AWESOME car bed. |

TylerJames
Caldari XERCORE
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Posted - 2008.08.14 17:51:00 -
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Wait....so you get hot pockets delivered? Suuweet
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Justin Morgan
Task Force Zener Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.14 17:52:00 -
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I'm all for being the bigger fish! gg 
2008.08.06 19:47
Victim: xxxxxxxxxx Corp: xxxxxxxx Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Destroyed: Helios System: Sagain Security: 0.4 Damage Taken: 1732
Involved parties:
Name: Justin Morgan (laid the final blow) Security: 5.0 Corp: Task Force Zener Alliance: Atlas Alliance Faction: NONE Ship: Chimera Weapon: Bouncer I Damage Done: 1732
Destroyed items:
Covert Ops Cloaking Device II Recon Probe Launcher I Sensor Booster I X5 Prototype I Engine Enervator Overdrive Injector System II Fathom Scanner Probe I, Qty: 18 (Cargo) Gravity Capacitor Upgrade I, Qty: 2
Dropped items:
Fathom Scanner Probe I, Qty: 19 1MN MicroWarpdrive I Barton Reactor Capacitor Recharger I Prototype I Freight Sensors Overdrive Injector System II, Qty: 2 Snoop Scanner Probe I, Qty: 31 (Cargo) Warrior II (Drone Bay)
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Xonkra
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.08.14 18:21:00 -
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Garmon sucks.
Wannabe-Garmon fails even at sucking. --------- Founder of the Hug-a-troll initiative Hug a forum troll because they can probably use it ! |

Radcjk
Caldari Dark Star LTD
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Posted - 2008.08.14 19:08:00 -
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Originally by: Xonkra Garmon sucks.
Wannabe-Garmon fails even at sucking.
Agreed. You got a 5 mil ransom from some one that knew and / or trusted you, then popped them any way.
Not real impressed.
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Vodka Girl
Mutineers FAIL CORP
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Posted - 2008.08.14 19:13:00 -
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YOU SIR HAVE NO E-HONOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Spaztick
Canadian Imperial Armaments EVESpace
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Posted - 2008.08.14 19:27:00 -
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E-peen > E-honor But seriously, more people should have some type of spacer in their sigs to show it's not part of the post.
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Yelan Zhou
Amarr 24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.08.14 19:50:00 -
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Who needs enemys with friends like the OP.
War. War never changes.
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Dickens Cider
NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.14 20:09:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Justin Morgan Involved parties:
Name: Justin Morgan (laid the final blow) Security: 5.0 Corp: Task Force Zener Alliance: Atlas Alliance Faction: NONE Ship: Chimera Weapon: Bouncer I Damage Done: 1732

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Fuhshizzle
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Posted - 2008.08.14 20:14:00 -
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Originally by: Xonkra Garmon sucks.
Wannabe-Garmon fails even at sucking.
Agreed. Why is it people think they're post is funnier by using idiotic language, spelling, and grammar?
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Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings Echelon.
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Posted - 2008.08.14 20:21:00 -
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Originally by: Fuh****zle Why is it people think they're post is funnier by using idiotic language, spelling, and grammar?
Coz It Iz Funier Wen Ppl Dnt Type Proper.
Even Moar Funier Wen Ppl Sez "NO U". Oh And Uze Lotz Of Theze !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood
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Posted - 2008.08.14 20:27:00 -
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That's not what makes his threads funny.
Originally by: CCP Explorer You can still steal their stuff.
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Sol'Kanar
Minmatar NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.14 20:43:00 -
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Originally by: Kirra Liu
Originally by: Fuh****zle Why is it people think they're post is funnier by using idiotic language, spelling, and grammar?
Coz It Iz Funier Wen Ppl Dnt Type Proper.
Even Moar Funier Wen Ppl Sez "NO U". Oh And Uze Lotz Of Theze !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol, that was pretty funny! A++ Will read again!
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.08.14 21:10:00 -
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Originally by: Justin Morgan I'm all for being the bigger fish! gg 
2008.08.06 19:47
Victim: xxxxxxxxxx Corp: xxxxxxxx Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Destroyed: Helios System: Sagain Security: 0.4 Damage Taken: 1732
Involved parties:
Name: Justin Morgan (laid the final blow) Security: 5.0 Corp: Task Force Zener Alliance: Atlas Alliance Faction: NONE Ship: Chimera Weapon: Bouncer I Damage Done: 1732
Destroyed items:
Covert Ops Cloaking Device II Recon Probe Launcher I Sensor Booster I X5 Prototype I Engine Enervator Overdrive Injector System II Fathom Scanner Probe I, Qty: 18 (Cargo) Gravity Capacitor Upgrade I, Qty: 2
Dropped items:
Fathom Scanner Probe I, Qty: 19 1MN MicroWarpdrive I Barton Reactor Capacitor Recharger I Prototype I Freight Sensors Overdrive Injector System II, Qty: 2 Snoop Scanner Probe I, Qty: 31 (Cargo) Warrior II (Drone Bay)
I love pod/frig kills with cap ships on them, and when they are solo 
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Synapse Archae
Amarr Demonic Retribution Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2008.08.15 08:07:00 -
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Originally by: Sol'Kanar
Originally by: Antodias unentertaining troll is unentertaining
Overused 4chan meme is overused.
Sadly, the overused memes are the best reading to be had in this thread. Op sucks.
Originally by: CCP Garthagk While these forums may not give you everything that you want, they will usually let you post.
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Antarr Slagh
Trans Eve Organization
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Posted - 2008.08.15 23:11:00 -
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All hail the wanna-be Garmon!
Wait....
NO.
--------------------------------------------- Runner of the Fleet Lottos! |

Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings Echelon.
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Posted - 2008.08.15 23:33:00 -
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Originally by: Xonkra Garmon sucks.
Garmon doesn't suck, but I heard that his members do, the things theyll do to keep their hero happy 
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Terra Mikael
NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.16 00:40:00 -
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lol
bad grammar¬, worse spelling¬, NO U¬, are all trademarks of church of garmon inc.
Sorry guys. I didnt no
Originally by: VicturusTeSaluto All piracy is built upon honoring one's word.
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Candice Dice
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Posted - 2008.08.16 00:59:00 -
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TL'DR Version:
NightCrew Don't honour ransoms 
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Lochmar Fiendhiem
Caldari Wyverns of Dionysus Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.08.16 01:00:00 -
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this is what happens when WoW goes down the crapper.
please blizzard! make wow good again so all the kiddies will go back there!
Originally by: Halkin bob is dead, goons are great, cheese is cheesy, there we go no need for any more threads
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Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings Echelon.
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Posted - 2008.08.16 01:43:00 -
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Originally by: Lochmar Fiendhiem this is what happens when WoW goes down the crapper.
please blizzard! make wow good again so all the kiddies will go back there!
Saying that they should make WOW good AGAIN implies that it was at some time in history, good. All I ask for is Proof or STFU!
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techzer0
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.08.16 01:47:00 -
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Originally by: Terra Mikael I guess I can't take credit for the overkill. When I looked in my hangar all I had was seven salvaging Atrons and a neut Domi. what's a guy to do?
Why in gods name would you need 7 atrons 
if you had killed him with the atron...  ------------ CCP > Let's play the nerf a race game! Next up minmatar! |

Candice Dice
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Posted - 2008.08.16 02:46:00 -
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Originally by: Kirra Liu
Originally by: Lochmar Fiendhiem this is what happens when WoW goes down the crapper.
please blizzard! make wow good again so all the kiddies will go back there!
Saying that they should make WOW good AGAIN implies that it was at some time in history, good. All I ask for is Proof or STFU!
Are you actually implying that a game with 11mil~ odd subscribers is bad? 
In that case, let's all make "bad" MMO's and market them so we can rake in an estimated ú99'000'000 per month   
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Zantei
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Posted - 2008.08.16 22:20:00 -
[51]
This thread is so freaking lame. :[ ------------------------------------------
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Rhiaden
Caldari B.T.L
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Posted - 2008.08.16 22:40:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Candice Dice
Are you actually implying that a game with 11mil~ odd subscribers is bad? 
In that case, let's all make "bad" MMO's and market them so we can rake in an estimated ú99'000'000 per month   
Well, the bible is the biggest selling book, and I am fairly sure the top selling music is some wierd type of manufactured pop "played" by just out of puberty boys/girls who sound like they have something vital trapped in a door hinge......sooooooo, maybe, it could be bad 
(just beer fuelled ramblings..off to find something to point a missile launcher at (in game ofc) )
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ViRUS Pottage
Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.08.17 02:40:00 -
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*NOTE TO SELF - Never read a topic made by Terra Mikael, waste of time is assured*
BTW, you fail at comedy. At no point did i even smirk. _________ Please resize your image to a maximum filesize of 400 x 120 pixels and 24000 bytes. Navigator
Originally by: CCP Taera
May I have your stuff?
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Terra Mikael
NightCrew
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Posted - 2008.08.18 02:41:00 -
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Edited by: Terra Mikael on 18/08/2008 02:43:52
Originally by: ViRUS Pottage *NOTE TO SELF - Never read a topic made by Terra Mikael, waste of time is assured*
BTW, you fail at comedy. At no point did i even smirk.
*note to half baked poster above me*
looking in sarcastic e-honor threads for comedy = fail
Originally by: VicturusTeSaluto All piracy is built upon honoring one's word.
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Nexus Kinnon
A Few Good Men.
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Posted - 2008.08.18 13:15:00 -
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Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 18/08/2008 13:15:38 Terra I found your post slightly lol-worthy however I suspect there needs to be more smilies and possibly some people founding a corp in your name and tonguing your balls before the majority of C+P sheep find it funny.
I look forward to hearing more of your amazing adventures in your super sexy salvagatronÖ !!!!!!!!               signature graphics that may only contain your character name, corporation logo, corporation or personal slogan or other text that is directly related to your in-game persona, or content directly related to EVE Online. All content must be in good taste.Applebabe
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