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Roc Wieler
Freeform Industries
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Posted - 2008.08.15 14:46:00 -
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Edited by: Roc Wieler on 15/08/2008 14:46:23 The folks at CCP make me bust a gut laughing sometimes with their replies.
I thought it would be great to have a thread listing some of these excellent one-liners.
Most recent that made me laugh is from CCP Navigator.
"Do yourself a favour and do not post it again."
"Never start a fight you can win." - Roc Wieler |

Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.08.15 14:55:00 -
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I recall Prism X locking a thread with something along the lines of "Yeah, we've had enough of your spam. Enjoy your vacation from the forums."  ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |

flashfreaking
LFC Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.08.15 15:12:00 -
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I liked the one where one of the CCP dudes did this:
Tarminic: You can not force me CCP: O really?? Tarminic: Ya really EDIT: oh god, what have you done to me, I'm PINK
good times  Disallowed sig graphic. Send an e-mail to [email protected] when it meets the forum signature guidelines. ~Saint |

Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.08.15 15:15:00 -
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Originally by: flashfreaking I liked the one where one of the CCP dudes did this:
Tarminic: You can not force me CCP: O really?? Tarminic: Ya really EDIT: oh god, what have you done to me, I'm PINK
good times 
Linkage    ---------------- Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.83 (Updated 7/3) |

Mavrix Able
Warped Mining
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Posted - 2008.08.15 16:22:00 -
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This is not a sig quote, but one I picked up a while ago surfing the forums.
CCP Greyscale is modded by Mitnal for pyramid quoting and mother abuse.
-NWS/Mav
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Federation Fleet
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Posted - 2008.08.15 18:27:00 -
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CRC used to leave sig quotes too. They could bypass the length limit so some people collected them.
Was a dude with an odd name (something to do with food?) who had a *ton* of them.
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Akkarin Pagan
Minmatar Raddick Explorations BlackWater.
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Posted - 2008.08.15 18:33:00 -
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I've got one from Immaran. It relates to an old link I had in my sig to do with being a zombie and eating peoples brains. Unfortunateley it stopped clocking up once I reached 1000 brains, so I gave up on it :(
Akkarin
I don't mean to sound bitter and twisted, but I am, so that's how it comes out. <3 - Immy |

Sheriff Jones
Amarr Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2008.08.15 18:34:00 -
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Me and Wrangler had words, many times, shame i can't find any of them and that caped crusader seems to have disappeared from my radar 
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
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CCP Saint
C C P

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Posted - 2008.08.15 18:34:00 -
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Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread....
Saint Community Representative CCP Games, EVE Online Email / Netfang Do Not Click Here
"Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see."
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Federation Fleet
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Posted - 2008.08.15 18:35:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Saint Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread....
Give in to your feelings and your journey to the dark side will be complete.
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.08.15 18:39:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Saint Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread....
Do mine! Do mine! But keep my image 
Secure 3rd party service ■ Do you Veldspar? |
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Federation Fleet
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Posted - 2008.08.15 18:42:00 -
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Originally by: flashfreaking I liked the one where one of the CCP dudes did this:
Tarminic: You can not force me CCP: O really?? Tarminic: Ya really EDIT: oh god, what have you done to me, I'm PINK
good times 
Just re-read that thread. I don't think I've laughed harder at an EVE-O thread.
It's still funny today.
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Roc Wieler
Freeform Industries
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Posted - 2008.08.15 18:45:00 -
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Originally by: Jimer Lins
Originally by: flashfreaking I liked the one where one of the CCP dudes did this:
Tarminic: You can not force me CCP: O really?? Tarminic: Ya really EDIT: oh god, what have you done to me, I'm PINK
good times 
Just re-read that thread. I don't think I've laughed harder at an EVE-O thread.
It's still funny today.
Yeah, just had tears in my eyes reading that. Ah Tarminic, you really do have the greatest adventures my friend. "Never start a fight you can win." - Roc Wieler |

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.08.15 18:53:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba
Originally by: CCP Saint Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread....
Do mine! Do mine! But keep my image 
change it to scordite!!!!
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Karentaki
Gallente Fighting While Intoxicated
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Posted - 2008.08.15 18:54:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Saint Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread....
Give in the the temptations and come to the dark side... we have cookies  ============= RE: The suicide nerf
Originally by: agent apple I believe I can safely speak for many of us when I say,
Dear Devs, Go Back to WOW
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Federation Fleet
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Posted - 2008.08.15 18:57:00 -
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Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
Originally by: Chribba
Originally by: CCP Saint Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread....
Do mine! Do mine! But keep my image 
change it to scordite!!!!
And lock it!
(that'd be so bloody evil)
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CCP Saint
C C P

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Posted - 2008.08.15 18:59:00 -
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*nom nom nom's on the cookies*
Check out Chribba's sig...
*snickers and logs off for the night*
Saint Community Representative CCP Games, EVE Online Email / Netfang Do Not Click Here
"Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see."
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J'Mkarr Soban
Amarr Proxenetae Invicti
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Posted - 2008.08.15 19:00:00 -
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Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
Originally by: Chribba
Originally by: CCP Saint Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread....
Do mine! Do mine! But keep my image 
change it to scordite!!!!
You, sir, are the highest form of evil.
Scordite *tsk* I ask you.
*changes the DB so that -all- ore is Veld, and Chribba gets kill-rights on everyone who tries to mine Veld*
-- These are my personal views and in no way represent the views of Proxenetae Invicti, which maintains a neutral stance stemming from the strong ethics demanded of its work. |

eliminator2
Gallente You're Doing It Wrong
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Posted - 2008.08.15 19:01:00 -
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MAKE MY WRIGHTING A DIFF COLOUR CCP I WANNA BE DIFFRENT!!!!!!
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Orca04
Gallente Open Concepts
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Posted - 2008.08.15 19:02:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Saint *nom nom nom's on the cookies*
Check out Chribba's sig...
*snickers and logs off for the night*
thats evil.......*hands another box of cookies*
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JamnOne
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.08.15 19:02:00 -
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Edited by: JamnOne on 15/08/2008 19:03:52 I actually like these two quotes...
Wrangler finally admits it's his fault:
Originally by: CCP Wrangler So, it's all my fault. 
And then Prism X talking about Vengeance:
Originally by: CCP Prism X Hah! Vengeance is sweet! 
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Originally by: CCP Wrangler So, it's all my fault. 
Originally by: CCP Prism X Hah! Vengeance is sweet! 
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Gone'Postal
Minmatar Vengeance 8 Interceptors
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Posted - 2008.08.15 19:04:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Saint *nom nom nom's on the cookies*
Check out Chribba's sig...
*snickers and logs off for the night*
LMFAO...
Boost SISI VOTE NOW! |

eliminator2
Gallente You're Doing It Wrong
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Posted - 2008.08.15 19:05:00 -
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Originally by: Gone'Postal
Originally by: CCP Saint *nom nom nom's on the cookies*
Check out Chribba's sig...
*snickers and logs off for the night*
LMFAO...
lol this is win lol
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Federation Fleet
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Posted - 2008.08.15 19:05:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Saint *nom nom nom's on the cookies*
Check out Chribba's sig...
*snickers and logs off for the night*
Oh dear. 
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ArmyOfMe
Personal Vendetta Vendetta Alliance.
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Posted - 2008.08.15 19:06:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Saint *nom nom nom's on the cookies*
Check out Chribba's sig...
*snickers and logs off for the night*

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Neth'Rae
Gallente Decorum Inc Tygris Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.15 19:13:00 -
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Originally by: ArmyOfMe
Originally by: CCP Saint *nom nom nom's on the cookies*
Check out Chribba's sig...
*snickers and logs off for the night*


Dey see me trollin, dey hatin, moddin they tryin to catch me postin dirty.. |

Disco Flint
The Flaming Sideburn's Blackguard Coalition
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Posted - 2008.08.15 19:13:00 -
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Find Veldspar?
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sg3s
Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.08.15 19:19:00 -
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Found the link, it's really not that hard, I want harder puzzles!!!! 
Originally by: Tarminic Because even when EVE sucks, it sucks less than every other MMO out there.
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Ulasim
Central Research Nexus
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Posted - 2008.08.15 20:22:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Saint *nom nom nom's on the cookies*
Check out Chribba's sig...
*snickers and logs off for the night*
found it 
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Haradgrim
Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION
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Posted - 2008.08.15 20:26:00 -
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see my sig for best Oveur quote  --
Originally by: CCP Oveur ...every forum whine feels like a baby pony is getting killed
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Bronson Hughes
Knights of the Wild
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Posted - 2008.08.15 20:38:00 -
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Taken from the announcement in the Gaming and Development Forums that the upcoming speed hanged had been, for the moment, rolled back on Singularity:
Originally by: CCP Nozah The agility values are also slightly off.
 -------------------- "I am hard pressed on my right; my centre is giving way; situation excellent; I am attacking." - Ferdinand Foch at the Battle of the Marne |

Karentaki
Gallente Fighting While Intoxicated
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Posted - 2008.08.15 21:57:00 -
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Bump for epic win! ============= RE: The suicide nerf
Originally by: agent apple I believe I can safely speak for many of us when I say,
Dear Devs, Go Back to WOW
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D'ceet
Shadows of the Dead Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.08.17 00:17:00 -
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Edited by: D''ceet on 17/08/2008 00:17:39 this deserves a bump
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Illwill Bill
Minmatar Nifelhem
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Posted - 2008.08.17 00:25:00 -
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This thread is hillarious! :) ____________________
Originally by: CCP Saint Hey look over there! Its...its...its the thread back on topic!
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Tarke
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Posted - 2008.08.17 00:37:00 -
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So can I get some red. Someone doing requests?
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Crowman7000
Minmatar Morning Star Operations
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Posted - 2008.08.17 01:00:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Prism X There's no such thing as playing too much EvE! You all obviously need more accounts!
Originally by: CCP Prism X ----------------------------------------------- There's no such thing as playing too much EvE! You all obviously need more accounts!
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Cornchips
e X i l e
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Posted - 2008.08.17 01:25:00 -
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My personal favorite...see sig
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Do we have to start selling tinfoil hats in the EVE Store??
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Mobius Timewalker
Caldari Cadian Special Operations Command Safe And Fun Environment
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Posted - 2008.08.17 05:40:00 -
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*Dares a dev to put a Spongbob squarepants refrence in his sig*
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Kyusoath Orillian
Viziam
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Posted - 2008.08.17 06:35:00 -
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thread is pointless = CCP response assured!!
good to see this is the kind of thread ccp are interested in.
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Haurian Commando
Gallente Outdated Host Productions
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Posted - 2008.08.17 08:32:00 -
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o hey, can some more CCP ppl sign my sig? --- My Mod/CCP autograph collection. CCP/Mods, please sign here! --- Please transfer the agreed amount to my Swiss bank account - Mitnal |

Viper ShizzIe
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.08.17 08:53:00 -
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lol sig hijacks.
Good old days =s
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MuffinsRevenger
EmpiresMod Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.17 09:43:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba Do mine! Do mine! But keep my image 
now THATS what she said :D |

Mag
Daksinakali
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Posted - 2008.08.17 10:17:00 -
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Originally by: Bronson Hughes Taken from the announcement in the Gaming and Development Forums that the upcoming speed hanged had been, for the moment, rolled back on Singularity:
Originally by: CCP Nozah The agility values are also slightly off.

 
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flashfreaking
LFC Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.08.17 10:26:00 -
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I want my sig unlocked :( It has been like this for ages now Saint pretty please  
This is an ingame quote:
Quote:
Remedial: GM Sunshine, you always brighten my day Remedial: A/S/L GM Sunshine: Immortal/God/...(don't know that one anymore)
Disallowed sig graphic. Send an e-mail to [email protected] when it meets the forum signature guidelines. ~Saint |

GallenteCitizen20080615
Gallente Federation War News
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Posted - 2008.08.17 10:57:00 -
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would like oresum sig plz
i been here long enough now
-_/-_/-_/-_/- Please return trays to their upright position. Thanks you for riding the forums |

Par'Gellen
Tres Hombres
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Posted - 2008.08.17 11:07:00 -
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Originally by: flashfreaking I want my sig unlocked :( It has been like this for ages now Saint pretty please  
Did you follow the instructions in your new sig? ---
To err is human. But it shouldn't be the company motto... |

flashfreaking
LFC Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.08.17 11:09:00 -
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Originally by: Par'Gellen
Originally by: flashfreaking I want my sig unlocked :( It has been like this for ages now Saint pretty please  
Did you follow the instructions in your new sig?
I spammed a 3 times, no reply  CCP don't wub me Disallowed sig graphic. Send an e-mail to [email protected] when it meets the forum signature guidelines. ~Saint |

Thenoran
Caldari Border Rim Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.08.17 11:34:00 -
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Originally by: Ulasim
Originally by: CCP Saint *nom nom nom's on the cookies*
Check out Chribba's sig...
*snickers and logs off for the night*
found it 
Found it as well, it's in there people  ------------------------ Ship Yield Calc Improve Mining |

Xindi Kraid
Kraid Salvaging
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Posted - 2008.08.17 12:58:00 -
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*waits for Mitnal to nerf this thread because it's that damn fun* -So says Xindi Kraid
Caveat Emptor Caveat Venditor CAVEAT |

Karanth
Gallente Eve's Brothers of Destiny FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.08.17 13:03:00 -
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Edited by: Karanth on 17/08/2008 13:04:49 I miss my old sig, I'm not even sure where half the mods who posted in it went...
I'd totally drop my current one for some dev/mod love again.
EDIT:
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: CCP Morpheus +1
reported for spam
Warp Speed skill needed! |

Xevan Templar
7th Batavian Squadron
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Posted - 2008.08.17 14:14:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Saint Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread.... Must resist temptation to hijack everyones sig in this thread....
That's not possible because :

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Xindi Kraid
Kraid Salvaging
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Posted - 2008.08.17 14:24:00 -
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Xindi needs no force field. Xindi is invincable; he cannot be vinced. -So says Xindi Kraid
Dear devs: Sign here initial here here and here |
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