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whisk The Movement	Posted - 2008.08.16 23:01:00 - [1] iv been away for a while gues iv missed something... Adapt or Die
Nitakko Interstellar Corporation of Exploration	Posted - 2008.08.16 23:09:00 - [2] His holiness, Garmon, is EVE's Honorable Warrior who warriors for his wife. He leads his Church of Garmon in his quest of smiting the unworthy. All praise Garmon!
Frankinator Malevolent Emo Herders	Posted - 2008.08.16 23:12:00 - [3] He's pretty much the best thing since sliced bread and condoms tbh...
whisk The Movement	Posted - 2008.08.16 23:13:00 - [4] url? Adapt or Die
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.16 23:19:00 - [5] Lord Garmon needs no url! For He created the interwbs for serious internet spaceships! We fear Garmon so much we had to nerf your sig! ~Applebabe (paraphrased by Surfin)
nartela	Posted - 2008.08.16 23:50:00 - [6] sounds like a heap of shit to be, garmon isn't anything special just one of those people that gets loads of attention, kind of like youtube fads just an eve specific one.
Tai Paktu Beyond Divinity Inc	Posted - 2008.08.16 23:51:00 - [7] Edited by: Tai Paktu on 16/08/2008 23:52:48 Basically, the tl;dr of this whole thing started a bunch of months back when Garmon trolled C&P in epic fashion. Can't be assed to link the thread(s) at the moment, but it involved alts named Planks and Lona Lywd (or something). It also came with a video which was equally funny. The one thread of Planks stealing ore in his frig, dieing to Lona's barge, then killing Lona's barge with his own after ransoming was a hit. It spawned another thread from Lona in which her Christian "father" offered to 1v1 any pilot who dishonoured his daughter (or some such). Eventually Garmon told us it was all so he could snag some 1v1s with his battlewagon Rupture o' doom agains HACs and recons. Couple more threads here and there, also equally amusing either involving Garmon or his alt El'Tar. Also involving videos of some pretty fantastic fights. Garmon and others have gotten a number of forum bans for cluttering up C&P with spam that is mostly harmless and more amusing than Hammerfall or whine/alt troll threads, hence the (in-game) hating on Mitnal. I realize it's long for a tl;dr, but I wanted to give you the backstory. The Garmon worship also explains the appearance of lines such as "no u", "i'll kil u (in-game)" and "I AM HONORABLE WARRIOR FOR WOMAN THAT BELONG TO ME." \ Plus, Surfin just loves to poast. edit for hi 5s o/
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.16 23:58:00 - [8] o/\o We fear Garmon so much we had to nerf your sig! ~Applebabe (paraphrased by Surfin)
Lorz0r You're Doing It Wrong	Posted - 2008.08.17 00:35:00 - [9] garmon is 90% Surfin's PlunderBunny, 10% er...Surfin's PlunderBunny
Eternal Error Exitus Acta Probant	Posted - 2008.08.17 00:38:00 - [10] Originally by: Tai Paktu Edited by: Tai Paktu on 16/08/2008 23:52:48 Basically, the tl;dr of this whole thing started a bunch of months back when Garmon trolled C&P in epic fashion. Can't be assed to link the thread(s) at the moment, but it involved alts named Planks and Lona Lywd (or something). It also came with a video which was equally funny. The one thread of Planks stealing ore in his frig, dieing to Lona's barge, then killing Lona's barge with his own after ransoming was a hit. It spawned another thread from Lona in which her Christian "father" offered to 1v1 any pilot who dishonoured his daughter (or some such). Eventually Garmon told us it was all so he could snag some 1v1s with his battlewagon Rupture o' doom agains HACs and recons. Couple more threads here and there, also equally amusing either involving Garmon or his alt El'Tar. Also involving videos of some pretty fantastic fights. Garmon and others have gotten a number of forum bans for cluttering up C&P with spam that is mostly harmless and more amusing than Hammerfall or whine/alt troll threads, hence the (in-game) hating on Mitnal. I realize it's long for a tl;dr, but I wanted to give you the backstory. The Garmon worship also explains the appearance of lines such as "no u", "i'll kil u (in-game)" and "I AM HONORABLE WARRIOR FOR WOMAN THAT BELONG TO ME." \ Plus, Surfin just loves to poast. edit for hi 5s o/ If this is the tl;dr version, I am afraid to see the full version
Khraunus	Posted - 2008.08.17 02:35:00 - [11] Originally by: Lorz0r garmon is 90% Surfin's PlunderBunny, 10% er...Surfin's PlunderBunny No. Just... no...
Tai Paktu Beyond Divinity Inc	Posted - 2008.08.17 02:40:00 - [12] Originally by: Eternal Error If this is the tl;dr version, I am afraid to see the full version That would have included linking all the posts from Garmon, El'Tar, Lona and Planks as well as some others. And I'm lazy.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.17 02:59:00 - [13] Praise Garmon for that! We fear Garmon so much we had to nerf your sig! ~Applebabe (paraphrased by Surfin)
Kavu Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.08.17 03:36:00 - [14] HAY GARMON WILL SMITE TEH NON BELIEVERS ALL HAIL GARMON FOR HIM IS MIGHTY
Kirex Vale Heavy Industries Molotov Coalition	Posted - 2008.08.17 04:26:00 - [15] What made Garmon funny was HIS trolling and HIS epic stories and pvp vids. Now you guys are just killing it, tbh.
Eternal Error Exitus Acta Probant	Posted - 2008.08.17 04:29:00 - [16] Originally by: Kirex What made Garmon funny was HIS trolling and HIS epic stories and pvp vids. Now you guys are just killing it, tbh. This. Garmon is/was hilarious. The fanboyism and constant spam is just dumb.
Typhus Ravenor Amarr	Posted - 2008.08.17 04:38:00 - [17] Originally by: Kirex What made Garmon funny was HIS trolling and HIS epic stories and pvp vids. Now you guys are just killing it, tbh. This man speaks the truth
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.17 05:15:00 - [18] Garmon's greatness has been outsourced to contain it's greatness We fear Garmon so much we had to nerf your sig! ~Applebabe (paraphrased by Surfin)
Kirra Liu Echelon Holdings Echelon.	Posted - 2008.08.17 06:06:00 - [19] Originally by: whisk WTH is this Garmon crap? I think that would be a result of his digestive system
Khraunus	Posted - 2008.08.17 06:18:00 - [20] Originally by: Kirra Liu Originally by: whisk WTH is this Garmon crap? I think that would be a result of his digestive system This. 1,000 times this.
Arvald Caldari Ninjas N Pirates Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2008.08.17 07:32:00 - [21] All hail garmon and bow before his might
Gneeznow Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2008.08.17 08:47:00 - [22] Originally by: Eternal Error Originally by: Kirex What made Garmon funny was HIS trolling and HIS epic stories and pvp vids. Now you guys are just killing it, tbh. This. Garmon is/was hilarious. The fanboyism and constant spam is just dumb. This ^^^^^^ surfin and the rest of the fanboys are not funny they are just shitposters who appear to be burnt out from playing eve and now live on the forums. Garmon himself came up with some great stuff, good trolls and brought a lot of color into c&p
whisk The Movement	Posted - 2008.08.17 09:03:00 - [23] i see thx Adapt or Die
Lorzion Minmatar Minmatar Mafia	Posted - 2008.08.17 09:38:00 - [24] All the real men join the church of Techzer0. (based on the word's truest religion Scientology)
Lord Zoran House of Tempers	Posted - 2008.08.17 10:23:00 - [25] was a gd laf at first but seems to have gotten a little out of hand now
nartela	Posted - 2008.08.17 11:06:00 - [26] Originally by: Lorzion All the real men join the church of Techzer0. (based on the word's truest religion Scientology) lol i laughed for ages on that one, Scientology a religion thanks mate you've made my day.
Gamov Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.17 11:13:00 - [27] Originally by: Gneeznow This ^^^^^^ surfin and the rest of the fanboys are not funny they are just shitposters who appear to be burnt out from playing eve and now live on the forums. Garmon himself came up with some great stuff, good trolls and brought a lot of color into c&p i love you gneez!! i, as the high priest of the holy church of garmonism, make u a special member of our church without u having to pay any taxes! <3
Planks Domini Umbrus	Posted - 2008.08.17 11:14:00 - [28] I am not an alt of garmon or el'tar god dammit. I am a good honest christian boy who will go to heaven where I can laugh at el'tar/garmon whilst he burns in hell for pretending to be god. It's in the bible 'thou shalt have no other god but me'. Read it. In fact all you who believe in garmon as a god will perish too whilst I laugh if up with 100 virgins (that god will give to me for my pleasure I mean, not that I will be put with 100 virgins because I am one)
HONORABLEWARRIORSWIFE	Posted - 2008.08.17 11:21:00 - [29] Holy church of Garmonism is actually a pvp corp, Linkage With only around 5 very active members, but we're all leaving and joining Genos
Kachak Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.08.17 11:43:00 - [30] Garmon is the epicenter of all thing honorable in lowsec
Travivi	Posted - 2008.08.17 12:00:00 - [31] The Megalomainiac's of EVE have spoken. The dark side of the force has won!!! Garmon is no more, and niether is his "church"; Praise the worriors of the dark side for expunging this thorne in all of our sides. Now on to galactic conquest!!!
Kirra Liu Echelon Holdings Echelon.	Posted - 2008.08.17 14:15:00 - [32] Originally by: Planks It's in the bible 'thou shalt have no other god but me'. Read it. In fact all you who believe in garmon as a god will perish too whilst I laugh if up with 100 virgins (that god will give to me for my pleasure I mean, not that I will be put with 100 virgins because I am one) As punishment for not following Garmon your 100 vigins will all be spotty teenage boys who worked at McDonalds
Nexus Kinnon A Few Good Men.	Posted - 2008.08.17 14:21:00 - [33] Internet meme in overuse shocker signature graphics that may only contain your character name, corporation logo, corporation or personal slogan or other text that is directly related to your in-game persona, or content directly related to EVE Online. All content must be in good taste.Applebabe
Maijugs Arhueg	Posted - 2008.08.17 21:47:00 - [34] Originally by: Kachak Garmon is the epicenter of all thing honorable in lowsec **** or gtfo - You might regret clicking this.
Gneeznow Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2008.08.17 22:16:00 - [35] Originally by: Gamov Originally by: Gneeznow This ^^^^^^ surfin and the rest of the fanboys are not funny they are just shitposters who appear to be burnt out from playing eve and now live on the forums. Garmon himself came up with some great stuff, good trolls and brought a lot of color into c&p i love you gneez!! i, as the high priest of the holy church of garmonism, make u a special member of our church without u having to pay any taxes! <3 lame
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.17 22:19:00 - [36] Praise Garmon for His mercy on the smack talking non believers! Originally by: Lorz0r garmon is 90% Surfin's PlunderBunny, 10% er...Surfin's PlunderBunny
Ikvar A Blue Goat	Posted - 2008.08.17 22:57:00 - [37] GARMON IS NOT CRAP HE IS MY FRIEND
Ancy Denaries Caldari Amarr Sisterhood of Galactic Sirens Tread Alliance	Posted - 2008.08.17 23:15:00 - [38] Originally by: Eternal Error Originally by: Kirex What made Garmon funny was HIS trolling and HIS epic stories and pvp vids. Now you guys are just killing it, tbh. This. Garmon is/was hilarious. The fanboyism and constant spam is just dumb. This, for crying out loud. It stopped being funny the moment Garmon was banned. Just drop it already. Noones laughing anymore. Balance is important, but you will always adapt to changing circumstances and you don't whine about stuff you can't change.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.08.17 23:50:00 - [39] Originally by: Ikvar GARMON IS NOT CRAP HE IS MY FRIEND Garmon is everyone's friend Originally by: Lorz0r garmon is 90% Surfin's PlunderBunny, 10% er...Surfin's PlunderBunny
Terra Mikael NightCrew	Posted - 2008.08.18 02:34:00 - [40] This thread is blasphemous imo Originally by: VicturusTeSaluto All piracy is built upon honoring one's word.

CCP Mitnal C C P	Posted - 2008.08.18 04:46:00 - [41] Locked. Spam. (on forums). Mitnal Community Representative CCP Games, EVE Online Email / Netfang Special Agent Mitnal; Saving the forums one thread at a time!


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