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Hungo
Minmatar
The Unholy Allance
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Posted - 2008.08.22 10:56:00 -
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Okay so i was thinking that EVE Forums lack humour.
So im going to do a competition - You must choose 1 Nursery Rhyme and replace all of the words with terms from eve, Example
Shrike N Molle went to pf to fetch a concord titan
Shrike fell over, bumped his nano, and spilled his cargo
etc
So, i will watch this thread and i will select a winner within a few days
Good Luck, all replies must be on here
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Hungo
Minmatar
The Unholy Allance
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Posted - 2008.08.22 10:56:00 -
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Okay so i was thinking that EVE Forums lack humour.
So im going to do a competition - You must choose 1 Nursery Rhyme and replace all of the words with terms from eve, Example
Shrike N Molle went to pf to fetch a concord titan
Shrike fell over, bumped his nano, and spilled his cargo
etc
So, i will watch this thread and i will select a winner within a few days
Good Luck, all replies must be on here
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CCP Navigator
C C P
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Posted - 2008.08.22 10:59:00 -
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Please keep all replies tasteful and avoid racism, profanity, sexism etc. Those type of replies will receive a warning and/or ban.
Navigator
Community Representative
CCP Hf, EVE Online
Email / Netfang
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CCP Navigator
C C P
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Posted - 2008.08.22 10:59:00 -
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Please keep all replies tasteful and avoid racism, profanity, sexism etc. Those type of replies will receive a warning and/or ban.
Navigator
Community Representative
CCP Hf, EVE Online
Email / Netfang
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:00:00 -
[5]
Oveur had a little game
Where sci-fi nerds could fly
But everywhere that those nerds went
He made sure they would die
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DesuSigs |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:00:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 22/08/2008 11:15:06
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 22/08/2008 11:07:00
*rubs hands together*
Oh this was SO made for me! 
Will be back shortly.
Hopefully i can enter more then one? 'cause here's the first!
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"Baa, baa, black ops,
Have you any loot?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three cans to boot.
One for my F.C.,
And one for my self,
And one for the noobie
Who cries for the nerf."
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And if that doesn't tickle your bum:
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Mary had a little drone,
T1 and pure as snow,
And everywhere that Mary warped,
The drone was sure to go.
It followed her to ops one day,
so happy that it would hop.
It made the pilots laugh and play
To see a T1 at OP.
And so the FC shunned it out,
But still it drifted near.
And waited eagerly about,
Till Mary did appear.
Why does the drone love Mary so?
The nasty pilots cry.
Why, Mary is gallente, you know,
The FC did reply.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:00:00 -
[7]
Oveur had a little game
Where sci-fi nerds could fly
But everywhere that those nerds went
He made sure they would die
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DesuSigs |
Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:00:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 22/08/2008 11:19:19
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 22/08/2008 11:15:06
Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 22/08/2008 11:07:00
*rubs hands together*
Oh this was SO made for me!
Will be back shortly.
Hopefully i can enter more then one? 'cause here's the first!
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"Baa, baa, black ops,
Have you any loot?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three cans to boot.
One for my F.C.,
And one for my self,
And one for the noobie
Who cries for the nerf."
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And if that doesn't tickle your bum:
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Mary had a little drone,
T1 and pure as snow,
And everywhere that Mary warped,
The drone was sure to go.
It followed her to ops one day,
so happy that it would hop.
It made the pilots laugh and play
To see a T1 at OP.
And so the FC shunned it out,
But still it drifted near.
And waited eagerly about,
Till Mary did appear.
Why does the drone love Mary so?
The nasty pilots cry.
Why, Mary is gallente, you know,
The FC did reply.
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No giggles? No bwahaha? Well...keep firing!
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Zippity Doo Dah!
Zippity Ay!
My oh my!
What a nanofilled day!
Plenty of targets!
Comin' my way!
Zippity Doo Dah!
Zippity Ay!
Mr. FC shouting orders,
They're the truth;
This is actual;
Everything is nano-factual!
Zippity Doo Dah..?
Zippity... EY!
Angered feeling,
Nerfing day... 
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My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Chillshock
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:09:00 -
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Edited by: Chillshock on 22/08/2008 11:08:54
 Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Oh this was SO made for me!
Go Sheriff! ;) Unfortunately this "Every time I start singing people want to kill me" thing kept me from developing any kind of skills. :P
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Chillshock
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:09:00 -
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Edited by: Chillshock on 22/08/2008 11:08:54
Originally by: Sheriff Jones
Oh this was SO made for me!
Go Sheriff! ;) Unfortunately this "Every time I start singing people want to kill me" thing kept me from developing any kind of skills. :P
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:11:00 -
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Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the worlds so high,
Like a diamond in the sky!
Eve-related, amirite?
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DesuSigs |
Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:11:00 -
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Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the worlds so high,
Like a diamond in the sky!
Eve-related, amirite?
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DesuSigs |
Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:16:00 -
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One expensive best named mod,
A chance-improve decrypter,
Now will you get something nice?
Nope! It's random failure!
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DesuSigs |
Something Random
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:20:00 -
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The lasers on the Geddon go CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE,
CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE, CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE,
The lasers on the Geddon go CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE,
Another one for the clone bay.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:28:00 -
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The itsy bitsy squid fleet went up the fliet pipe
Down came the frogs and chased the squidies out
Back into nourv to buy and fit more drakes
And the itsy bitsy squid fleet flew up the pipe again
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DesuSigs |
The Wounded
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:32:00 -
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Three hundred serpentis frigs in the belt,
If one serpentis frig would die,
Two hundred and ninetynine serpentis frigs in the belt.
rest will come shortly
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F'nog
Amarr
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Celestial Industrial Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:32:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Navigator
Please keep all replies tasteful and avoid racism, profanity, sexism etc. Those type of replies will receive a warning and/or ban.
I'm considering reporting this post. Sure, doing all of them is offensive, but just one or two goes against the lore. At least ingame.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
Originally by: Chribba
Go F'nog! You're a hero! Not a Zero!  /me bows
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Hungo
Minmatar
The Unholy Allance
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:39:00 -
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So far so good and thank you Navigator for watching this, the winner will recive 100mil as per word to navigator :P
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Yao
Gallente
Parental Control
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:39:00 -
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There's been a murder,
a miner was killed,
found in a belt,
with asteroids filled.
A couple of concordmen
came into the scene
and badly bit up
the pirate the mean.
The younger concordman
looked on with dismay.
He'd never forget
that terrible day.
He saw the poor miner
crying and scream
and his precious wreck
being pulled by a tractor beam.
scattered debris,
slices of steel,
and wrecks and corpses
the pirate likes to steal.
''What kind of a man
can do this terrible thing?''
His voice had a horrified,
pitiful ring.
''Just hold your self together!''
replied the concord Sargeant
''for god's shake!
stop acting like a virgin!''
lol best i could come up with  i hope you like it
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Sheriff Jones
Amarr
Please Enter Password
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:40:00 -
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Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 22/08/2008 11:40:06
Ok couldn't resist! Final! Honest!
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(slinky song!)
Who warps the stars without a care?
And shouts so high, "The roids will fry!"
Hands love-cans down, without a frown,
everyone knows its Chribby!
The best miner yet, from here to heck,
the pilots will all say "HI!!"
The word of the day, when veldspars in play,
everyone knows it's Chribby!
It's Chribby, ItĘs Chribby!
he mines with the best of the toys!
It's Chribby, ItĘs Chribby!
the favorite of girls and boys!
*fell off chair*
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |
Djana Libra
Caldari
Federation of Freedom Fighters
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.08.22 11:41:00 -
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Edited by: Djana Libra on 22/08/2008 11:41:08
Sparkle Sparkle silent clone,
Hear my pod sigh and moan.
Hurry up you need to activate soon,
So I can shoot another goon.
<SIG>
I bought the wife a toy Deimos to have fun with while i play eve!
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Roc Wieler
Freeform Industries
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Posted - 2008.08.22 12:23:00 -
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Rickety rickety Rokh,
Shot as soon as undock.
Was struck by one,
It was no fun.
Rickety rickety Rokh.
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Three FW Amarr, three FW Amarr,
See how they run. See how they run.
They thought that plexing was really neat,
Then Roc showed up with a small plexing fleet,
The Amarr ran so fast it nearly hurt their feet,
Three FW Amarr. Three FW Amarr.
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All around the low sec sys,
The Minmatar chased the weasel.
The Amarr thought 'twas all in fun.
Pop! goes the weasel.
My isk for a warpcore stab!
To help me thread this needle.
That's the way the iskies go,
Pop! goes the weasel.
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Amarr Militia sat on a call.
One by one, their pilots did fall.
All of Sarum's pilots, all of her men,
Couldn't bring victory to the Amarr again.
Long live the Republic!!!
"Never start a fight you can win." - Roc Wieler |
Lasus
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.08.22 12:29:00 -
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My mother always said
Be very careful in bed
But something went very wrong
Woke up next to a Goon in a thong
Pain n An unpleasant feeling or sensation usually caused by the good fortune of another |
Omber Zombie
Gallente
Frontier Technologies
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Posted - 2008.08.22 12:30:00 -
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to the tune of row your boat:
warp, warp, warp your ship
bubbled at the gate
scrambled, jammed, structure breached
watch your wallet deflate
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CSM 08 Blog |
Ryan Scouse'UK
omen.
Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.08.22 13:01:00 -
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Edited by: Ryan Scouse''UK on 22/08/2008 13:01:12
Originally by: CCP Navigator
Please keep all replies tasteful and avoid racism, profanity, sexism etc. Those type of replies will receive a warning and/or ban.
We are very limited then =P
no EVE related content in signature. ~Weatherman |
Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.22 13:03:00 -
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Originally by: Omber Zombie
to the tune of row your boat:
warp, warp, warp your ship
bubbled at the gate
scrambled, jammed, structure breached
watch your wallet deflate
Actually insurance would make your wallet increase.
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UberNero
Gallente
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.08.22 13:51:00 -
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Bubble Around the 0.0 Gate
Guns at the Ready
Pew Pew, Pew Pew
Your implants are all gone.
Sung to the tune of ring around the rosies.
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An Anarchyyt
Gallente
Battlestars
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.08.22 14:02:00 -
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Eve Eve, Eve Eve
Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve.
Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve,
Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve!
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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Frogzuk
The Elear
FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.08.22 14:05:00 -
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What are little boys made of
Ships and Pods, and emo wails
Thats what little boys are made of !
What are little girls made of
Orks and elves and all things wow
Thats what little girls are made of !
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Havok Dryke
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.08.22 14:21:00 -
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Originally by: Something Random
The lasers on the Geddon go CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE,
CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE, CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE,
The lasers on the Geddon go CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE,
Another one for the clone bay.
This one is the best.
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Originally by: El'tar
I WOULD WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME
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