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Psychotic Monk
The Skunkworks
174
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Posted - 2012.03.24 00:56:00 -
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I'm proud to announce that the Crime Spree has begun as of about an hour ago! Did this need it's own topic? Probably not!
Get your work started, remember to pastebin those tears! If anyone wants to join the free-suicide-dessie's party we're 3j from Jita and just setting up now!
No kb set up for this yet, because I got distracted with other drama.
You can also find me in the channel 'Crime Spree'. |

Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
239
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Posted - 2012.03.24 01:06:00 -
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Creme de la crime spree. "For example, if you are thinking about selling a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail, be sure that the market volume is high on regular Firetails and that there are plenty of buy/sell contracts for Republic Fleet Firetails. [...] The players most interested in Republic Fleet Firetails are going to be players flying regular ones."-á -- PB |

Miss Congenialty
Aliastra Gallente Federation
21
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Posted - 2012.03.24 02:36:00 -
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Oh yeah - New Thread - Good chance to get rid of the overwhelming number of posts laughing at your premise of declaring war on hisec to chase all newbs out of the game and bankrupt CCP because you think CCP made it too hard for you to prey on newbs - and as you guys kept saying, you can't go to low or nulla because you get blobbed or picked off by superior skills.
Posted: 2012.03.24 01:06 Creme de la crime spree. "For example, if you are thinking about selling a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail, be sure that the market volume is high on regular Firetails and that there are plenty of buy/sell contracts for Republic Fleet Firetails. [...] The players most interested in Republic Fleet Firetails are going to be players flying regular ones." -- PB
Your dork giving advice on how to scam firetails needs to change his advice from trying to pass off "a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail" - great advice.
Now go and edit that and then deny it ever happened - pitiful jerks... totally, The Gang That Couldn't Think Straight |

Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
239
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Posted - 2012.03.24 02:40:00 -
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Miss Congenialty wrote:Your dork giving advice on how to scam firetails needs to chage his advice from trying to pass off "a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail" - great advice. But... but... but "For example, if you are thinking about selling a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail, be sure that the market volume is high on regular Firetails and that there are plenty of buy/sell contracts for Republic Fleet Firetails. [...] The players most interested in Republic Fleet Firetails are going to be players flying regular ones."-á -- PB |

Astroniomix
EliteTroll
16
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Posted - 2012.03.24 03:14:00 -
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Safari tiem? |

Psychotic Monk
The Skunkworks
174
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Posted - 2012.03.24 03:20:00 -
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Very much safari time. |

Replacement 234
Studies and Observation Group - Eve
4
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Posted - 2012.03.24 06:04:00 -
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Your code is so sophisticated - No one would ever know you are referring to the Reverse Safari corp where you fleeted up and invited someone to join and then told them you needed them to mount a shield Xnfer or cap Xnfr and then fed them aggro so your buds 100 clicks off would warp in and gank the poor fool who was dumbe enough to fleet with you and cap chain at a planet.
you are so boringly predictable....
but hey, it woorked on a lot fools before, probably will now. You are such skilled pilots!!! |

Psychotic Monk
The Skunkworks
176
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Posted - 2012.03.24 06:54:00 -
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Replacement 234 wrote:Your code is so sophisticated - No one would ever know you are referring to the Reverse Safari corp where you fleeted up and invited someone to join and then told them you needed them to mount a shield Xnfer or cap Xnfr and then fed them aggro so your buds 100 clicks off would warp in and gank the poor fool who was dumbe enough to fleet with you and cap chain at a planet.
you are so boringly predictable....
but hey, it woorked on a lot fools before, probably will now. You are such skilled pilots!!!
You're mixing up several different flavours of gank. A safari is the name of a type of gank. A reverse safari equally so. The corporation is named after the act. Neither of these require cap or shield xfers.
Also, you can't warp from 100km.
Additionally also, it makes me warm and fuzzy that someone got mad enough to bother to learn the name of the corp we usually use for that. Although it tells me that it's probably time to make a new one.
And, finally, as a corollary, your face. |

Astroniomix
EliteTroll
16
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Posted - 2012.03.24 07:58:00 -
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Psychotic Monk wrote:Replacement 234 wrote:Your code is so sophisticated - No one would ever know you are referring to the Reverse Safari corp where you fleeted up and invited someone to join and then told them you needed them to mount a shield Xnfer or cap Xnfr and then fed them aggro so your buds 100 clicks off would warp in and gank the poor fool who was dumbe enough to fleet with you and cap chain at a planet.
you are so boringly predictable....
but hey, it woorked on a lot fools before, probably will now. You are such skilled pilots!!! You're mixing up several different flavours of gank. A safari is the name of a type of gank. A reverse safari equally so. The corporation is named after the act. Neither of these require cap or shield xfers. Also, you can't warp from 100km. Additionally also, it makes me warm and fuzzy that someone got mad enough to bother to learn the name of the corp we usually use for that. Although it tells me that it's probably time to make a new one. And, finally, as a corollary, your face. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10As9UsEClY |

Herr Wilkus
Aggressive Salvage Services LLC Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
231
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Posted - 2012.03.24 09:13:00 -
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Now that Crime Spree has started, I'll pose this to Skunkworks.
It would be pretty entertaining to apply the Boomerang to Freighter ganking.
Say, 15 Tornados staged in a busy trade system like Sivala, or Uedama.
Screen targets, as usual, pounce on a worthy target, instapop it.
THEN: all Tornados warp to a SECOND gate, and pop a random freighter there, getting a 2 for 1 deal on freighters. Then, warp to another gate, and pop a random freighter there....
In my experience, even Gank-fit Tornados can survive gate-gun fire long enough to pull this off, especially when the fire is split between so many targets. Also, 0.5 systems seem to be more forgiving with regards towards warping off.
In busy 0.5 junction systems like Uedama, finding random targets shouldn't be a problem either as long as there is someone at the gate to name the target so fire is coordinated.
Imagine getting multiple freighters for one (relatively) cheep fleet of Tornados?
If you think we can find enough Tornado/Arty capable pilots to try this, I'll haul the Tornados and mods into position.  |

Psychotic Monk
The Skunkworks
177
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Posted - 2012.03.24 10:19:00 -
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I'm sure between all the Crime Spree participants we can work out something for this. My body is ready.
Anyone who wants in email me. |

Miss Congenialty
Aliastra Gallente Federation
21
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Posted - 2012.03.24 21:55:00 -
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oh sorry, typo - "150 clicks off"
BTW, has the Crime Flea actually bitten anything yet? |

Callous Jade
Narcissistic Ventures
18
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Posted - 2012.03.24 22:03:00 -
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Miss Congenialty wrote:Oh yeah - New Thread - Good chance to get rid of the overwhelming number of posts laughing at your premise of declaring war on hisec to chase all newbs out of the game and bankrupt CCP because you think CCP made it too hard for you to prey on newbs - and as you guys kept saying, you can't go to low or nulla because you get blobbed or picked off by superior skills.
Posted: 2012.03.24 01:06 Creme de la crime spree. "For example, if you are thinking about selling a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail, be sure that the market volume is high on regular Firetails and that there are plenty of buy/sell contracts for Republic Fleet Firetails. [...] The players most interested in Republic Fleet Firetails are going to be players flying regular ones." -- PB
Your dork giving advice on how to scam firetails needs to change his advice from trying to pass off "a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail" - great advice.
Now go and edit that and then deny it ever happened - pitiful jerks... totally, The Gang That Couldn't Think Straight
That was fast...such good tears so soon? I might have to join. |

Miss Congenialty
Aliastra Gallente Federation
21
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Posted - 2012.03.24 22:25:00 -
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Tears?
You are so easily amused by your over-confidence. Show me more! |

Garven Dreis
Count With Teddy Mercenaries Stay Calm Don't Panic
17
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Posted - 2012.03.24 23:08:00 -
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Them forum alts. In Manticore we Trust |

Recoil Happens
Debatable Results
38
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Posted - 2012.03.25 08:05:00 -
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Miss Congenialty wrote:oh sorry, typo - "150 clicks off
BTW, has the Crime Flea actually bitten anything yet
You might not be so flattered by my interest in people like you after you learn that my area of study concerning the human condition is to study those who embrace failure as a lifestyle
As humans, we spend our entire lives learning something, even though many think they have learned everything or everything they need to know, their resistance to learning is futile. It is what those who embrace failure are learning which differs from the others around them who are being exposed to pretty much the same life conditions and stimuli that interests me
An unmistakable rule of nature is that behavior rewarded will be repeated. It is one's perception of a reward which keeps some stuck in choosing options which lead to repeated failures that I like to study. For instance, the child who continues to act out while being given what others would see as negative responses, continues to act out, because the negative responses are just the cost of doing business as they reap the rewards of peer acceptance among the peer group they most want to impress
You guys are the best lab rats I've ever had
Well, has the Crumb Flea struck? The silence is deafening... |

Buck Futz
Suddenly Violence Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
23
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Posted - 2012.03.25 08:46:00 -
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Recoil Happens wrote:
Well, has the Crumb Flea struck? The silence is deafening...
Lets just let the killboards do the talking.
24 Macks, 1 Hulk, 5 pods. One evening....so far, still lining up more kills as we speak. (you know, GCCs and all)
Made full use of the Tornado Boomerang, and even got a nice 4 for 1 kill in Tolle. (Two of them tanked) Best of all, I was able to save nearly ALL my mods, by dumping them into the Orca! (all 8x T2 Heavy Howitzers, 4x Gyrostab IIs, and 2 T2 Tracking Computers.)
Really, Its SOOOO nice that Orcas have a convenient fitting service. It even works while your ship is being torn to shreds! (I wish I got that kind of service from CCP on my bot reports/petitions - but I guess you can't have everything. I mean, its only been 4-5 months now, those bots are now old enough to have cheater babies of their own.)
So....I lost a 45 M Tornado hull. (built off BPO) CCP's policy of evasion is satisfied and me no get banhammered.
Those four wrecks dropped 5 T2 Armor plates + other stuff, and a sadly, only 2x T2 Harvesters. Worth about, 95M.
So....I ended up dealing about 600M in damage to stupid miners. I get 4 kill mails. I lose a single Tornado.....and earn about 50M ISK.
Oh, yeah, tears in local from the guy that lost his fleet.
[03:59:09] MasterWDL > ******* BS!
No, just music to my ears, and sweet, sweet profit for me.
PS. Total is now 25 Macks, 1 Hulk, 5 Pods.
CCP, what we really need is to reduce the GCC from 15 to 5 minutes, so I can get into the zone faster instead of having to waste time reading the forums between ganks...add that to your stupid Crimewatch list.  |

Buck Futz
Suddenly Violence Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
23
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Posted - 2012.03.25 09:14:00 -
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Oops. Now its 26 Macks, 1 Hulk and 6 Pods. (nice implants too, too bad the hardwires don't show anymore because of stupid renaming.)
Its nice that I had some warning, just enough time to get my logistics/industrial tail switched over to T2 Light Blasters, T2 Howies, Tornados and Cats. Oh, and of course, new Macks and Hulks for the miners........
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Herr Wilkus
Aggressive Salvage Services LLC Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
235
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Posted - 2012.03.25 17:07:00 -
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Ahahaha. 5.1 Billion in damage by one ganker in one day.
That shut up the 'Crumb Flea' moron prettty quick.
More more!
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Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
1451
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Posted - 2012.03.25 20:31:00 -
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Can i play too ?
I'm probably late, but so far i shot 11 autopiloting pods ... (well, two i got by warping from gate to station and they weren't APing, but hey i need diversion :)
I did around 1 to 1.5 billion isk damage due to implant losses so far ... Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire |

Lady Spank
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
1945
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Posted - 2012.03.26 01:33:00 -
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Psychotic Monk wrote:Did this need it's own topic? Probably not!
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |

Psychotic Monk
The Skunkworks
185
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Posted - 2012.03.26 02:26:00 -
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Love you too, Spank. |

Kush Monster
Big Tobacco
29
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Posted - 2012.03.26 22:06:00 -
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Miss Congenialty wrote:oh sorry, typo - "150 clicks off
BTW, has the Crime Flea actually bitten anything yet
You might not be so flattered by my interest in people like you after you learn that my area of study concerning the human condition is to study those who embrace failure as a lifestyle
As humans, we spend our entire lives learning something, even though many think they have learned everything or everything they need to know, their resistance to learning is futile. It is what those who embrace failure are learning which differs from the others around them who are being exposed to pretty much the same life conditions and stimuli that interests me
An unmistakable rule of nature is that behavior rewarded will be repeated. It is one's perception of a reward which keeps some stuck in choosing options which lead to repeated failures that I like to study. For instance, the child who continues to act out while being given what others would see as negative responses, continues to act out, because the negative responses are just the cost of doing business as they reap the rewards of peer acceptance among the peer group they most want to impress
You guys are the best lab rats I've ever had
let me know how that liberal arts degree goes when you are occupying wallstreet. How to make mining enjoyable: An Autocannon, Faction Ammo, Your Mouth
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StonerPhReaK
Nasgul Collective Cascade Imminent
41
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Posted - 2012.03.26 22:17:00 -
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Dayum! Gratz guys. Just dont let ccp grief you out of the game with there shoddy patches and new mechanics. |

FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
1180
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Posted - 2012.03.26 22:19:00 -
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StonerPhReaK wrote:Dayum! Gratz guys. Just dont let ccp grief you out of the game with there shoddy patches and new mechanics. We like shoddy patches and new mechanics. It's time to put an end to CCP's war on piracy. Fight your own battles and stop asking CCP to do it for you. |

Aradus Gunnell
Tactical Entertainment Network
0
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Posted - 2012.03.26 23:00:00 -
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Remember Monk, I want audio of tears!!!! :) Offering up a PLEX for the best one for me to play on the show! :P
For all of you complaining that the Crime Spree is hurting the game, grow up. This is nothing more than player-driven content.
Don't agree? Stop all nullsec wars, ganks, and yes...even hi-sec suicide attacks, and watch how ship sales and a demand for ore goes in the frigging toilet. I keep this toon in hi-sec most of the time mining and screwing around. If I lose a ship, it's my fault for not taking care of my own security measures (fleeting up with corpies, aligning, PROPER fitting, etc). I have nobody to blame but myself.
Hi Sec doesn't mean Full Sec; just like my house in RL, I cannot depend on the police to protect me 100%..that's why I have the guns and dogs :)
So, back to my point. MONK!!!!! Get me audio of tears!!!! I wanna hear some crying! :) TEN EVEning News! www.tacticalentertainment.tv
DUST514 & EVE Online news every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday! |

Psychotic Monk
The Skunkworks
190
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Posted - 2012.03.26 23:07:00 -
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Believe me. Audio tears *will* be handed over... if anyone submits any. :( Dudes, I want to hear the quivering in those lower lips! Come on, share the love! It only takes a little more effort to fire up fraps while you're AWOXing some unsuspecting carebear who's put their entire life and a plex into their Orca.
Talk to them about it. When they ask what you're doing, explain that you're killing them because they didn't do their homework on new recruits and you're here to equalize their isk:brains ratio. It gets easier after the first one. I promise. |

Aggressive Nutmeg
136
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Posted - 2012.03.26 23:13:00 -
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You can save the 'tear collection'. Not interested. That's for weak kids who get the **** kicked out of them at school or are generally intimidated by everyone around them - hence their need to anonymously bully someone else online.
But as long as this operation is profitable, then it's legitimate piracy. Play on. Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana. |

Aradus Gunnell
Tactical Entertainment Network
0
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Posted - 2012.03.26 23:36:00 -
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See, this is free market + profitable piracy in a lovely relationship! I want some more content for the show, and I'm willing to pay for it. Its a win/win situation :)
This has nothing to do with carebear hate on my part; plain and simple, it's all about the content. Gives us more to talk about :P
So, pirate away. Then do the poor fool you just wasted a solid, and explain to him (if he/she is new to the game) a bit about defense and how they can make themselves less of a likely target.
But, if they cry over pixels? Cash in. TEN EVEning News! www.tacticalentertainment.tv
DUST514 & EVE Online news every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday! |

Psychotic Monk
The Skunkworks
190
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Posted - 2012.03.26 23:37:00 -
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Aggressive Nutmeg wrote:You can save the 'tear collection'. Not interested. That's for weak kids who get the **** kicked out of them at school or are generally intimidated by everyone around them - hence their need to anonymously bully someone else online.
But as long as this operation is profitable, then it's legitimate piracy. Play on.
Who claimed we were trying to engage in piracy here? Does all crime have to be for profit? Really, beyond my next lossmail, I kinda don't give any fucks amount money... hence me giving away large chunks of it. |
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