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EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.24 22:20:00 -
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The tossed about number is that 8000+ goons voted mittens into his chairman seat again this year (http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Goonswarm_Federation).
However, this is incorrect as you can figure at least two (2) out of every three (3) characters is on the same account and the voting is, of course, tallied by accounts and not by characters to prevent abuse (heh).
Given this, that would make it about ~3000+ accounts being able to vote (excluding our newbees in this total, obviously) in Goonswarm Federation with another 1-2000 accounts being added from our allies in the ClusterFuck Coalition.
So, what I ask of you, dear reader, is to get as upset as possible that 8000 goons voted Mittani into his chairman position and post as unreasonably as possible while deriding this post. |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.24 22:29:00 -
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Mara Rinn wrote:How much ISK did the alliance throw at helping Goons buy an extra temporary account for two months?
This is the perfect amount of unreasonableness for this thread.
Also, mittens gave us each 4 plexes to start up 2 new accounts each! |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.24 22:30:00 -
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Chribba wrote:We could always hope there's some breakdown on "Alliance X voted like this" stats released. And more detailed "age" stats, seeing as there was a lot of "new" pilots voting.
/c
GSF is actually in the middle of a Newbee Drive right now (we pretty much perpetually are), so it's not unreasonable that we'd have a lot of new accounts voting.
Oh goddamnit, I broke my own thread rules
Everyone should've voted Xenuria in tbqh |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.24 22:55:00 -
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Vokanic wrote:EnderCapitalG wrote:Mara Rinn wrote:How much ISK did the alliance throw at helping Goons buy an extra temporary account for two months? This is the perfect amount of unreasonableness for this thread. Also, mittens gave us each 4 plexes to start up 2 new accounts each! I personally am looking forward to having 6 months of alts paid for by goons to bypass any security checks of new accounts. Totally worth it too. I mean ****, if mittani didnt get voted in, we coulda had riverini in the csm.. no wait sorry he got less votes then the joke canidates.
You're right, everyone should've voted for Riverini of Eve News 24 Dot Com instead! |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.24 23:03:00 -
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Poetic Stanziel wrote:Vokanic wrote:Sorry he got less votes then the joke canidates. I didn't vote for him, but he finished 10th, I believe. Well ahead of every :lol: candidate. Xenuria got 200 votes.
Pretty sure that Riverini only got votes from the 100% cream of the crop Goon Haters. I would count this as a joke candidate, and he came in 16th |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.24 23:11:00 -
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Kessiaan wrote:I voted for Mittani on both of my accounts. Clearly I must now be outraged at myself.
I voted with 3 accounts for Mittani and I'm 100% upset with myself.
I'm a terrible person |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.24 23:19:00 -
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MeBiatch wrote:well tbh goons made about 8k 30 day alts and put on two plexes so they could vote... kodos to them for caring that much about eve to coordinate such a result... i am glad that atleast one of my candidates made it into the top 7.
Yeah our dirty underhanded meta gaming tactics -- the likes not seen since the last alliance tournament! -- have won us this election today! |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.24 23:28:00 -
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MeBiatch wrote:EnderCapitalG wrote:
Yeah our dirty underhanded meta gaming tactics -- the likes not seen since the last alliance tournament! -- have won us this election today!
dont get me wrong i think its pretty awesome you guys pulled it off... thats like total dedication TBH... how much isk is that anyways? each plex is about 400 mill... so 800 mill per char multiplied by 8000...3,200,000,000,000... wow thats 3.2 trillion isk... thats pretty epic if true...
I don't think you understand this thread, friend. |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.24 23:43:00 -
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Dear Leader only has the best in mind for every denizen of Eve: Online! |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 00:15:00 -
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Skorpynekomimi wrote:Not entirely unexpected. Goons have a lot of sway in EVE politics.
Otherwise, mittens' reign came out with some good changed in EVE. If the goons hadn't put a bounty on my shiny new T2 ship just after I was able to buy the thing, I'd probably have voted for him as well. Goon interdiction lead to me making a lot of ISK during the breaks in it. And goons are good to their newbies, unlike most of the rest of EVE.
Just wait until you see Jita in a few days~ |
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EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 00:21:00 -
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We're good to our allies and newbees because we want them to stick around.
If you're neither of those, we more than likely don't care either way about you but we luv2grief, you see.
PS Page 3 Snipe~~ |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 00:31:00 -
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Tarsus, friend, I think you didn't read the ending of my OP.
This is an outrage how could you do this to me DO YOU YOU KNOW WHO I AM??!?
I'm a Logistics Director in Eve: Online. |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 00:36:00 -
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Liang Nuren wrote:Is there going to be a prize for best ~raeg post~?
-Liang
Sure. I'll think of something or in lieu of that I'll hand the person 50mil or whatever to make them feel good for getting isk in Eve: Online from EnderCapitalG - EveFamous ~space guy~. |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 01:09:00 -
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Killer Gandry wrote:Didn't vote for him and no amount of ISK in EVE could swag me to do so.
I prefer playing EVE Online instead of EVE Offline.
<3 |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 01:13:00 -
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Henry Haphorn wrote:THE MITTANI WON BECAUSE ALIENS CAME FROM OUTER SPACE AND CLAIMED TO BE GOD AND THUS A LOT OF PEOPLE FOLLOWED THEIR INSTRUCTIONS TO VOTE FOR HIM!!!!!!
Sorry, you did ask for unreasonable posts.
Please, continue. |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 01:15:00 -
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But they were all for The Mittani!
Don't you see, the Illuminati with their mind control laser beams have a hold of you, Mara Rinn! Run! Run away! |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 01:22:00 -
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ATREX hasn't launched yet due to poor weather conditions along the Eastern Seaboard (at least, last I heard), so they've not been affected.
Yet. |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 01:36:00 -
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Vetorept Fera wrote:When is the "Alliance Day in Jita?"
You missed the snipe, friend.
Also, mittens says that the Victory Lap of Jita will be after he gets back from Reykjavik. |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 01:57:00 -
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The Recruitment channel MOTD was all just a misunderstanding because, you see, CCP is Icelandic and English doesn't always translate very well and furthermore, |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 02:25:00 -
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Alavaria Fera wrote:Tarsus Zateki wrote:Vetorept Fera wrote:When is the "Alliance Day in Jita?" When you login to the screams of rage and pain, you'll undock into utter pandemonium as innocents are brutally murdered by an uncaring machine. All around, helpless victims are snuffed for no reason at all and the entire system will stink of death and fear. You will know when we come to punish Eve for voting, by the endless wall of adult images* in local. * The word **** is censored? Seriously, friggin ****? I thought this was a teen rated game. How many teens do you know that don't know what **** is? I have an odd desire to get catalysts so that I can pod people that get blown up by tornados. No, wait an arty thrasher. Railgun catalysts maybe?
Arty thrasher. Costs like a whole million per thrasher to be able to pod anyone. |
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EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 03:53:00 -
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Andski wrote:RougeOperator wrote:Anyone else notice the 8.5 thousand accounts less then 30 days old.
Pretty clear that candidates stacked the deck in this vote with an influx of fresh alts. did you know that accounts less than 30 days old cannot vote? wow!
Another goon ignoring my OP.
Why. Why, andski. |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 04:19:00 -
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Andski wrote:EnderCapitalG wrote:Another goon ignoring my OP. goons ignoring your posts, what a shocker
Are we a professional merc alliance, like PL???? |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 14:14:00 -
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Xen Solarus wrote:Democracy is all about representation. Seems pretty fair that the largest alliance in all of eve is also the the greatest represented! Im sure the high-sec carebears could achieve a similar amount of votes if they were as organised as the goons, Ha, like thats ever gonna happen!
Just wait. Next year, the NPC forum posting alts (who have no opinions that anyone cares about) will rise against the evil The Mittani and thwart him!
Just wait and see! |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 14:27:00 -
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Goons create content for Eve Online for each other. That's what we exist here to do. We take this gigantic sandbox and make it fun, albeit often at the expense of the other players.
Right now, we don't want Eve to die, because you can get that experience anywhere else.
~Emergent Gameplay~ etc |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 16:33:00 -
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I, too, am Mittani. |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 17:22:00 -
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While we have fun, of course. |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.25 17:23:00 -
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I lined up a snipe for this page and everything and then you go and ruin it Tippia. |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.26 15:12:00 -
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We are using mind lasers to convince pubbies to vote for Mittani.
So far, it has worked. |
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