Vikarion
Caldari
BLACK 0RIGIN
Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.09 01:47:00 -
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 Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Jeremy Erik
Just try to keep it above juvenile level or you just look like an ass.
You know, sometimes, I have to think a moment on my insults. Sometimes, people come along who are so damn untouchable in their invective that I have to think for hours just to come up with a one-liner comeback.
Originally by: Jeremy Erik
Actually, it's not been that bad. Just giving you a reminder. Oh...wait, did that hurt your feelings. No pouting, there is no pouting on galnet. Suck it up solider, drive on.
... and then sometimes people just come along and do all my work for me.
My fellow Caldari disappoint me. They are so used to corporate politeness and decorum that their method of insult seems to run along the lines of "you're the dumb one" and "your mother!"
Let me illustrate for you an effective chain of insults. Andreus, if you would step onto center stage...thank you. I shall begin.
Friends, adversaries, but all fellow pilots, I give you Andreus Ixiris. A model of a man. A model, inasmuch as we would choose as a model a man of most odious moral taste, incredible naivete, and astoundingly atrocious judgment. A man, who if existence were kind, would be incarnated as a slug, and thus give fellow slugs something to look down upon.
I do not think I can describe, without inducing nausea upon my readers, the amount of intellectual pain this sorry excuse for a pilot has inflicted upon the readers of Galnet. Whether railing continually and ineffectually against the Amarr, or flailing about in vain attempts to hurt the Sanshas, he demonstrates the least attractive facets (and are there any attractive ones?) of the Gallente mindset. My friends, hate me, love me, pod me, or remote-repair me, but please spare me the rantings of Andreus Ixiris.
See? Not so hard. Andreus, I do apologize, but I needed a subject. Fly well, and unsafely. (Safety is boring, anyhow.) 
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