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Charity Regard
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Posted - 2004.06.12 22:01:00 -
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If so, you opened the right thread because Sharks with Frickin' Laser Beams is looking for a few more naughty boys & girls to add to its ranks!
Sharks is a PVP corp, more naughty than nice. We are fun and entertaining and like to think that we have lots of zest and are an overall fruity, tasty and fun bunch - like bananas or grapes or even coconuts perhaps. Lots of changes have happened in [FRICK] over the past few weeks and we are excited about our future and making a name for ourselves in the world of EVE. We want fun and ACTIVE members to help us make that vision a reality, so if you think you are juicy & yummy we want to talk to you!
At the moment, we are primarily looking for:
- European Players - though if you are excited, interested and experienced, we want to talk to you no matter where you call home.
- Active MAIN Characters - Sharks is not an alt corp where you can come to play when you are bored with your main. We are looking for people whose primary interest is in being a member of Sharks and investing themselves.
- Experienced Pilots - We are made up of mixed fleets and experience levels of all kinds are appreciated & welcomed. However, we are looking for new members to have the skills & drive to begin fighting straight away even if you have no prior pvp experience.
- Creative, Fun & Colorful Personalities - Our primary goal in Sharks is to have fun and spend our time having a laugh with people we enjoy. The more fun and colorful you are, the more we will laugh, so it works out great for all of us!
- Adult Members - Sharks is an adult environment and is best enjoyed by adults, as such, we are asking that prospective members be 18 or over.
Anyhow, I think that about does it for now. So if you enjoy oranges and white cotton panties and want to blow stuff up in a creative and out of the ordinary way...then Sharks wants to talk to you and answer any questions you might have! Look me up in game or visit our FORUMS to say hello!
Much Love,
Charity Regard
CEO - Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
xOxo
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2004.06.12 22:09:00 -
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Yay im 1st!
Vels
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Susie Dutra
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Posted - 2004.06.12 23:42:00 -
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Since joining Sharks, my sex apeal has tripled, and my teeth have never been whiter!
Honestly, [FRICK] is a really fun group and I can't say enough great things about Charity, she is the cats pajamas.
"You want another target? a MILITARY TARGET?
THEN NAME THE SYSTEM!!" |
Lek'karion
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Posted - 2004.06.13 00:09:00 -
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They've been good to me ever since I was bleched up into this world of Eve. And and the best part is Charity's wonderful Sigs. You too can have one when you sign up. :)
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FREEDING FRENZY
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Squagel
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Posted - 2004.06.13 00:28:00 -
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Yarrr!
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Ryani
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Posted - 2004.06.13 00:31:00 -
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Great group and I also can't say enough for our entire leadership team. Opportunities abound!
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Charity Regard
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Posted - 2004.06.13 00:34:00 -
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LMAO - well it wasnt my intention to have all the Sharks post here...but hey, I guess they like each other and my panties so much they wanted to shout it from the rooftops...
xOxo
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Tsual
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Posted - 2004.06.13 00:35:00 -
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Charity that recruite posting of you looked as sweet as sugar tastes, hope I don't become fat by just having read it.
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Tsual - Miner from faith, frigat junky for life.
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Charity Regard
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Posted - 2004.06.13 00:40:00 -
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My sweet Tsual,
If you are to get fat from reading my words then surely I will become quite warm after reading yours! That is quite a delicious description of mining you have there, I cant say that anyone has ever made it seem so appealing.
Much Love and Lots of xOxo's!
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.06.13 03:38:00 -
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How could you go wrong when the ceo is a Playboy centerfold....
I lub you Charity 
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"Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!"
Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Julien Derida
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Posted - 2004.06.13 03:42:00 -
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OZ is so right. We are the best corp evar....
Euro players, please apply!
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Nafri
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Posted - 2004.06.13 03:43:00 -
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you get free ships and panties?
Wanna fly with me?
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Datilius
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Posted - 2004.06.13 03:51:00 -
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Tsual, you are a sick, sick bastard.... for the love of god go get laid or at least get a girl friend.... EVE is not a real woman so getting off on roids is delusional |
Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.06.13 07:04:00 -
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[frick] is cool join them people
oh and charity is a dab hand at making cool sigs too.
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Coldurn
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Posted - 2004.06.13 08:47:00 -
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Edited by: Coldurn on 13/06/2004 08:48:36
If you want some fun, join these guys.
It was really nice to fly around with them.
Good luck with your recruitment Charity. 
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See me in the headlines
Manipulate your simple minds
So put your hands up and praise
I'm your god and you're my slave
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Candy
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Posted - 2004.06.13 08:51:00 -
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Somewhere in the grey area between Uhhhh and Yikes....
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Michele Luisette
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Posted - 2004.06.13 09:34:00 -
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Is this the corp that got arrested last week for organizing and taking part in a nude marathon?? Or am I thinking about someone else?? 
Anyway..nevermind, looks like a cool corp, for sure if they do have events like above 
Maybe one day I will have an excuse when i get too excited in my personal activity and start biting.  But then again..not sure how good of a shark I would be, for I dont know how to swim.  But lets keep that only on this topic shall we.
And yeah...Hi everybody!! Love you all...take care. 
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Tsual
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Posted - 2004.06.13 11:36:00 -
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 Originally by: Datilius
Tsual, you are a sick, sick bastard.... for the love of god go get laid or at least get a girl friend.... EVE is not a real woman so getting off on roids is delusional
You realy think I do this with roids, then beware of my probe that's a real bad-ass roid shagger, you know. Though not only roids.
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Tsual - Miner from faith, frigat junky for life.
Ritual of the Qua'nadhar. |
Lianhaun
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Posted - 2004.06.13 12:12:00 -
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Charity, how much do you charge for siggies? I'm curious what kind of sig you would make for me
This is not a hijack
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Charity Regard
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Posted - 2004.06.13 17:18:00 -
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Yummy...looks like a busy night! I'll be spending a good chunk of today in game, so if you wanna chat with me about joining pop in and say Hi :) Also, I will keep checking our FORUMS for new love letters and stuff. Now to address some extremely important issues that have been raised so far by various posters...
OZ - I luv you too gorgeous! But you can stop mentioning the Playboy thing...plenty of copies of that issue have been sold...
Jules - Best Corp Ever?! I dunno, we are pretty fun, but the BEST ONE EVER!?! Okay well maybe...
Nafri - Free ships? Well we take care of our own. Free Panties? Of course...as long as you dont mind that they are mine...and still warm.
Datilius - Really you should be careful about underestimating the amount of fun that can be had around roids and other rocks. Mr. Zombie doesnt take kindly to people not being good to the our friends the asteroids.
Jadrut & Coldurn - thank you sweeties for the kind words, Sharks and I appreciate it!
Candy - was it the photos of naked girls on our forums or my voice on TS that puts us between Uhhhh and Yikes.... and for that matter...what EXACTLY is between Uhhhh and Yikes....???
Michele - That was not our corp that you are thinking about..perhaps it was BDCI, they like doing things with thier bodies and they have been arrested often. As for the swimming thing...we'll keep your little secret AND teach you how to swim!
Tsual - warmer, warmer, HOT!
Lianhaun - in recognition of your recent confrontational forum activities, I think I HAVE to make a siggy for you free of charge (Maybe I am just a Lian/Disco fangrrrl). Get in touch with me and we will work it out. Normally though I am a bit flexible on pricing and they are around 10mil ISK.
Okay, so thats that! Thanks for all of those vital responses to our recruitment post. Also, no more talk of my siggys...if you wanna talk about those visit our FORUMS or convo me in-game!!
Oh and a couple more requests from the Sharks on potential members. Can you bring along some Bagels and Monkeys? Or was it Monkeys who enjoy Bagels? Hummmm maybe it was Monkey Shaped Bagels with the hole where their tummies should be? Err...I dunno...just mention monkeys and bagels and we'll be happy!
xOxo
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Purvy
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Posted - 2004.06.13 17:41:00 -
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Well i just joined the Sharks about a week or so ago and these guys are freaking fun to be around, Charity is just a sweetheart and the rest of the guys are a blast. and yeah Lianhaun, Charity is always being sought after for her sigs and her panties...errr i mean personality, yeah thats it personality. and i think it was Monkeybagels.
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Isiana
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Posted - 2004.06.13 18:11:00 -
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Everyone that joins up seem to go mad 
Carebear|Me
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Michele Luisette
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Posted - 2004.06.13 18:28:00 -
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Edited by: Michele Luisette on 14/06/2004 21:28:20
This BDCI corp sounds like a fun group indeed...But you would really teach me how to swim?? That's one of the nicest thing anyone would do for me without asking me for sexual favor in return. Im so touched by this that im getting all emotional in special places.
I think i better go somewhere private now, I'll leave a trail if someone wants to follow and take advantage of my sensitive state. 
Kisses and Hugs |
Seleene
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Posted - 2004.06.13 18:56:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 13/06/2004 18:58:46
Originally by: Charity Regard
Michele - That was not our corp that you are thinking about..perhaps it was BDCI, they like doing things with thier bodies and they have been arrested often.
Oh Charity, stop it! We were just there to provide security. Then someone released Mindflood into the ventilation system and the rest is kind of blurry. It was not our intention to do anything wrong. Honest. 
Having cleared that mess up, don't join Sharks. That's right. It's a terrible corp. This is in no way motivated by my desire to steal Charity to be BDCI's new... umm... well, we have a position for her... it just needs a name. Anyway, all they do over there is talk about sex and drugs, have wild parties and not a single one of them takes EVE seriously! They act like it's all some sort of game!!
Can you believe that?! It's just a bunch of people doing nothing but telling sex jokes, switching underwear and having a good time. If you join them, you're likely to get caught up in that nonsense as well.
So don't join Sharks.
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2004.06.13 19:38:00 -
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At the moment Im wearing Charitys frilly pink panties, they have this nice little hole you can...o never mind ;)
Vels
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Isiana
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Posted - 2004.06.13 19:52:00 -
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Originally by: Velsharoon
At the moment Im wearing Charitys frilly pink panties, they have this nice little hole you can...o never mind ;)
Vels
Originally by: Isiana
Everyone that joins up seem to go mad
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Carebear|Me
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Vex Seraphim
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Posted - 2004.06.13 22:28:00 -
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damn, sounds like a fun corp,
wish you all luck ;)
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Purvy
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Posted - 2004.06.13 22:32:00 -
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yeah we try to have fun, cause if you can't have fun playing a game then whats the point right?
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Frankinator
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Posted - 2004.06.13 22:52:00 -
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The endboss of these people, the forums, the main topic of conversation, resulting in a bunch of Sharks With a Frickin' weird corporate identity.
In a good way of course.
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Ichabod Dirange
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Posted - 2004.06.14 03:20:00 -
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Disband and die a little!
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