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Ricdic
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Posted - 2008.09.08 15:28:00 -
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 Originally by: Treelox
......but will you make a video of you dancing in a thong in a kiddie pool of blue jello, while singing "My Way", wearing a white wife beater that has printed on it, "singing for isk"?
I might have actually agreed to that 
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Posted - 2008.09.08 16:43:00 -
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I advised him that contacting another bank or the MD forums might be a better option as we couldn't fulfill his loan. This is proof that EBANK aren't stifling the market by taking out all the prospective bonds and IPO's. |
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Posted - 2008.09.08 22:30:00 -
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Originally by: Shar Tegral
Please, trust me. Trying to help Ric understand that he's not half as clever in his posts as he thinks he is will only give you an ulcer.
You should probably learn how to read a joke before making an ******* post Shar. |
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Posted - 2008.09.08 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Kwint Sommer
Oh right, I don't feel that EBANK is stifling the market but "giving" us a loan you wouldn't touch in the first place is not how you go about showing it.
Actually the OP was offering plenty of different ways to make his loan work which is why I sent him here. Things like offering characters as security, and someone even offered to go guarantor for him. It's simply not our kettle of fish but it would not have surprised me one bit if someone like Ambo (basically someone who takes slightly riskier options) had picked this up.
However whilst I told the OP to post here I didn't tell him how to post. He chose to spend 20 seconds throwing this thread up without thinking about what he was offering. I can't be held responsible for that.
The stifling thing was a joke that a lot of people obviously missed. This is either related to Aussie humor differences or everyone else who replied negatively having something hard stuck up their rear ends.  (and that was a joke to anyone who didn't get it) |
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Posted - 2008.09.08 22:36:00 -
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Edited by: Ricdic on 08/09/2008 22:38:16
Originally by: Chomin H'ak
Uh... this isn't a prospective bond/IPO or even loan for that matter. It's nothing but 'pwease wet me have some moneys so I can pwn every1 with my 1337 capship and try to pay you back even tho I donnoe how '...
It's a loan which could have easily become a bond. The OP chose to castrate himself with his post structure. Asking for funds was always a valid option and as above he had a few bargaining chips he could use to get it (guarantor etc). He chose to jack it up.
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Whatever respect I had for you is gone. You've changed.
Cry me a river and take note of the comment I made above about jokes and the people that don't get them.
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Ricdic
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Posted - 2008.09.08 22:50:00 -
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Here's my original comment
Originally by: Ricdic
I advised him that contacting another bank or the MD forums might be a better option as we couldn't fulfill his loan. This is proof that EBANK aren't stifling the market by taking out all the prospective bonds and IPO's.
Watch how hard it is to make it shown that this was a joke
Originally by: Ricdic
I advised him that contacting another bank or the MD forums might be a better option as we couldn't fulfill his loan. This is proof that EBANK aren't stifling the market by taking out all the prospective bonds and IPO's.
It's really not rocket science. I said a joke and some people didn't have the mental capacity to recieve the joke. Maybe it was a bad joke but the fun thing about the internets is that without smilies it can be quite hard to determine the emotion being portrayed in a message.
I will finalise this for you Shar. Assume that it wasn't a joke and my comment was still valid. Someone came to us and it didn't fit the bill (for us) so I (in my ultimate kindness) advised the person they might be able to try on the internet forums. I even offered BMBE or Dynasty bank as alternate avenues they could go towards.
Anyway I thought this thread would be funny based on the OP and responses to him however it's actually much funnier watching people's panties getting in a knot because they don't like the way I do things. Sorry Shar but you need to suck it up and move on.
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Ricdic
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Posted - 2008.09.08 23:10:00 -
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Sounds bitter but it's more meant to be a statement saying I won't be justifying my posts anymore. If someone doesn't like a post I make their (I lost respect for you) comments won't make me cry in a corner. I've kinda had enough of the public face that has to do everything right so when I post on Ricdic I will always say whatever I want.
Now back to the OP.
Doom you should write another post in here, use a spell checker and think about it for a while. Make it clear and concise. Have someone with Grade 3 English skills resolve the grammar and spelling mistakes, remove the leet speak and explain why you want the funds and what you are willing to do to recieve them. Frankly I expected you to do this from the start but instead you wrote this garbage.
I have seen Jita local produce better requests for funds than your first post. Consider if you had 5 billion isk. Would you give someone a loan if they sent you a message stating the same as your first post? |
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Posted - 2008.09.09 11:44:00 -
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Originally by: Ji Sama
OMG EBANK SAYS I HAVE A LARGE STICK UP MY ASS; HOW DO I REMOVE IT?
Actually it was me. I think you could use this |
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