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Death4free
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:51:00 -
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*BREAKING NEWS*
in a surprise attack hydra has just started what they call "were going to hit bob repeatedly until they die". This amazing new initiative has startled the current bob aggressers who have been pushed entirely out of hydra territory.
a bob spokesmen was quoted saying
"holy shit man they just came so fast we couldnt belive it. Alls we heard was wbaajaakaia and an entire hydra capital fleet warped into our assembling fleet at a deathstar pos. There were so many dreads that they instapopped the deathstar in one cycle and proceeded to instapop all of our 46 titans that we assembled there for ease of transport."
this stunning move by an alliance thought dead by some has lead to critics claiming that hydra has got back its elite pvp spirit which was slowly in decline since the surprise attack by bob awhile back
one of the critics who goes by the name of windypops was quoted saying
"lolrus thos *****es b goin down fo show!"
since the start of the new hydra campaign they have regained all of there previous territories and have expanded to include all of the north into their embrace
a top hydra official was quoted saying
"were guna rat some uber npcs lolerskates"
This is death4free reporting from the frontlines in the north
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Death4free
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Posted - 2008.09.09 19:57:00 -
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 Originally by: Altai Saker
hydra will you sign my tit?
a hydra official was quoted saying
"omg manboobs"
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Death4free
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:06:00 -
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Originally by: Altai Saker
manboobs rock, i might just get implants so i can have some. Either way hydra needs to stop taking low sec systems and move into 0.0 some.
did you not read my excellent battle report?
hydra is now slowly spreading south at a rate of 1 system per minute
another key hydra official also owned up to destroying red alliance and enciting the collapse of ascn. When asked why he had kept the information to himself he stated that "i didnt wana blow my own trumpet"
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Death4free
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:20:00 -
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Originally by: KurmoL
Rumour has is that Holland is going to invade the other 2 benelux members soon. and germany will be on the list aswell
c/d?
didnt you hear its all over the news
it turns out that hydra had been collaberating and have used there position on the eve map to build a portal into this world where they dropped off hollands troops at strategic points around germany and the other 2 benelux members
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Death4free
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:27:00 -
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Originally by: Graalum
only someone who was in rk could make a thread this terrible.
Excuse me good sir but are you suggesting that roadkill was a bad allinace. You must obviousely be the traitor who gave away the information required to defeat roadkill. However roadkill did not fall before you and the awesome might of goonswarmand is to this day still fighting with its founder corps like interstellar exodus and priory of the le......oh wai
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Death4free
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:35:00 -
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Originally by: Iatnuolas
Originally by: Death4free
Originally by: Altai Saker
manboobs rock, i might just get implants so i can have some. Either way hydra needs to stop taking low sec systems and move into 0.0 some.
did you not read my excellent battle report?
hydra is now slowly spreading south at a rate of 1 system per minute
another key hydra official also owned up to destroying red alliance and enciting the collapse of ascn. When asked why he had kept the information to himself he stated that "i didnt wana blow my own trumpet"
status of NOL my friend??
nol is already lost and hydras main officials and head council members are already dining there. A hydra official stated
"mmmm this beef burger tastes good"
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Death4free
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:44:00 -
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Originally by: Farham
We need to send this thread to the "Want to buy" section of the forums under the heading "Funny".
alas everyone i have bad news
after making this post farham was tragically beaten to death with a toothbrush for being such a horrible troll and for quoting badly
the assailent who was named ccp greyscale was quoted to say
"farhams just a silly noob and he got what he deserved"
does this attack signifiy the begging of hate crimes against shite posters like farham and cipalipus prime? find out more in afew hours on
BATTLE REPORTS
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Death4free
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:45:00 -
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Originally by: Farham
We need to send this thread to the "Want to buy" section of the forums under the heading "Funny".
farham was unfortunately beaten to death by a mob of toothbrush wielding ccp employees for being a "shite poster" and being "unfunny"
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Death4free
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Posted - 2008.09.09 20:46:00 -
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Originally by: Graalum
Originally by: Death4free
Originally by: Graalum
only someone who was in rk could make a thread this terrible.
Excuse me good sir but are you suggesting that roadkill was a bad allinace. You must obviousely be the traitor who gave away the information required to defeat roadkill. However roadkill did not fall before you and the awesome might of goonswarmand is to this day still fighting with its founder corps like interstellar exodus and priory of the le......oh wai
all i said is that ex-rk are terrible posters, except porgy.
do not try to cover yourself up with these foul lies
i shall expose you as the spy you are even if it takes....
FOREVER (although ofc ill keep you all updated on hydras progress)
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Death4free
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Posted - 2008.09.09 21:09:00 -
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Originally by: General Windypops
Oh look, yet another wannabe trying to steal the Worst Poster crown from off of my head.
i cannot steal what i already own bwhahahah
if you want the crown back youl have to beat me in a shite posting match. whoever makes the most shite posts by the end of tommorow wins.
Ready...Set...GO!!!!
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