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Taiwanistan
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
227
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:00:00 -
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There was an issue with parsing this post's BBCode wis shall not be a cesspool of all-you-can-eat social /dance o7m8 dressup, unrestrained do ask do tell out and proud at the space bar dollhouse, bunch of dudes emoting each other, devoid of gameplay and consequnces. |

Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
3546
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:12:00 -
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when you are top dog the eyes of the world are upon you.
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Kyle Yanowski
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
30
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:18:00 -
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Go read your CEOs apology letter. Take that burden on, and realize that there is a line to creating drama. |

Kimmiy Kimasre
University of Caille Gallente Federation
18
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:24:00 -
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Taiwanistan wrote:...How I remember the day when I paid my 500m and was sworn into the Swarm, my recruiting officer asked, can you bear the burden? It is only today I do dare to answer with conviction, Yes.
While you weeptards google up internet laws, whine, claim morality this and that, ask yourselves, what have you done for the game? What is your worth to the game, in your 3 alt vanity 0% tax corps, your shitposting npc corp forum alt, your gaming activities nothing but a mindless grind towards your next monthly plex.
Take up the Goon's burden
In patience to abide
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple
An hundred times made plain
To seek anotherGÇÖs profit
And work anotherGÇÖs gain
Take up the GoonGÇÖs burdenGÇö
And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better
The hate of those ye guardGÇö
The cry of hosts ye humour
What is this? Mein Kampf? Seriously, get a grip on reality. |

Kievan Arakyd
MarSec Industries STR8NGE BREW
3
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:30:00 -
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IRL Suicides, now EVE-O game content.
**** publicity for EVE-O and CCP right before they launch their next project, courtesy of Mittens. |

Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
285
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:31:00 -
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Does this mean that Goons see themselves as the only ones in EVE that actually do anything?
WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |

Tarsas Phage
Pain Delivery.
59
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:32:00 -
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Apparently doing nothing but parroting a sociopath and being told to press F1 in 300 man Maelsrom fleets counts as "doing something for the game" |

Taiwanistan
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
229
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:36:00 -
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Kyle Yanowski wrote:Go read your CEOs apology letter. Take that burden on, and realize that there is a line to creating drama.
let's pretend hypothetically (not meant to be offensive in anyway) that the player Kyle Yanowski is owned by a Mr. Roger Smith, an accountant 35 years old, married with 2 children living in London.
now would it be just as offensive if I, player name Taiwanistan, spouted offensive slander against the player name Kyle Yanowski, as if I slandered against Mr. Roger Smith the real person?
if so half the players of eve might as well be all perma banned. wis shall not be a cesspool of all-you-can-eat social /dance o7m8 dressup, unrestrained do ask do tell out and proud at the space bar dollhouse, bunch of dudes emoting each other, devoid of gameplay and consequnces. |

Sky Liddell
Space Mermaids Somethin Awfull Forums
0
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:36:00 -
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I'm sure you guys mean well and I know about alot of your stealth politics and how you make decisions.
I don't think you work well as an Ambassador for EVE but in truth I don't think CCP make a good one either. You only need to be on Test server for a week to see that. They test for a very exclusive group of EVE players and blue fit is consiodered normal.
"I'm only T2 fit" comes up 10 times an hr. 99% of EVE fits T2. There is a severe disconnect with the bulk of EVE and yours like CCP's mission is on another dimension all together.
Taiwanistan wrote:let's pretend hypothetically (not meant to be offensive in anyway) that the player Kyle Yanowski is owned by a Mr. Roger Smith, an accountant 35 years old, married with 2 children living in London.
now would it be just as offensive if I, player name Taiwanistan, spouted offensive slander against the player name Kyle Yanowski, as if I slandered against Mr. Roger Smith the real person?
if so half the players of eve might as well be all perma banned.
On the side topic, this a thousand times over. Mittani never asked to be a poster boy for EVE. |

Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
141
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:36:00 -
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You couldn't metagame your way out of a wet brown bag that held a jager. |
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Aiwha
101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
266
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:36:00 -
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Tarsas Phage wrote:Apparently doing nothing but parroting a sociopath and being told to press F1 in 300 man Maelsrom fleets counts as "doing something for the game"
If you're only pressing F1 in an alpha fleet you're a terrible player who belongs in highsec. Regards,
LCpl. Aiwha-á Senior Recruiter |

Taiwanistan
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
229
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:39:00 -
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Serge Bastana wrote:Does this mean that Goons see themselves as the only ones in EVE that actually do anything?
yeah we have no allies no enemies blowing us up wis shall not be a cesspool of all-you-can-eat social /dance o7m8 dressup, unrestrained do ask do tell out and proud at the space bar dollhouse, bunch of dudes emoting each other, devoid of gameplay and consequnces. |

Skorpynekomimi
Omega Vector
157
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:42:00 -
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What content have goons created lately, apart from suicide ganking? |

LOL56
Galactic Express Intrepid Crossing
11
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:43:00 -
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+1 thanks for all the drama and tears goons, your just too much fun to kill, and you are top teir shitposters. EVE would be a duller place without you lot |

Terminal Insanity
The Filthy Ones
432
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:44:00 -
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He compared Arab Spring to the Jita Riots. I lol'd "War declarations are never officially considered griefing and are not a bannable offense, and it has been repeatedly stated by the developers that the possibility for non-consensual PvP is an intended feature." - CCP |

Taiwanistan
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
229
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:47:00 -
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scandal AND intrigue at the fanfest wis shall not be a cesspool of all-you-can-eat social /dance o7m8 dressup, unrestrained do ask do tell out and proud at the space bar dollhouse, bunch of dudes emoting each other, devoid of gameplay and consequnces. |

Cipher Jones
The Thomas Edwards Taco Tuesday All Stars
397
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Posted - 2012.03.27 03:52:00 -
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The difference between our 3 man corps and your thuperallianth is that we didn't publicly disgrace ourselves and the game.
And then our alts didn't get on the forums and condone it.
The Goons that have posted in support of what went down have proven themselves to be utter ******* tools.
You can call me anything you want but you can never bring me down to your level of shame. rembourcer ou vous ne pourez plus miner en paix !!-ánous n'aimons pas les pirate !!-áno rembource mi declare war for you |

Taiwanistan
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
229
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Posted - 2012.03.27 04:04:00 -
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Cipher Jones wrote:The difference between our 3 man corps and your thuperallianth is that we didn't publicly disgrace ourselves and the game.
And then our alts didn't get on the forums and condone it.
The Goons that have posted in support of what went down have proven themselves to be utter ******* tools.
You can call me anything you want but you can never bring me down to your level of shame. sorry if the little display of drunken swagger offended you ~that much~ mr. epeen quick! go grind your next plex, and memorize them npc damage types. wis shall not be a cesspool of all-you-can-eat social /dance o7m8 dressup, unrestrained do ask do tell out and proud at the space bar dollhouse, bunch of dudes emoting each other, devoid of gameplay and consequnces. |

Ban Bindy
Bindy Brothers Pottery Association
54
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Posted - 2012.03.27 04:24:00 -
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A little drunken swagger indeed. Hold onto that as tight as you can, and close your eyes really, really tight, and maybe this will all go away.
It's a game, not a religion. Your boss had the guts to say he was wrong and to apologize in public. You can't accept that and move on? Too bad for you. |

Taiwanistan
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
230
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Posted - 2012.03.27 04:28:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTXeg-Swq9w vOv wis shall not be a cesspool of all-you-can-eat social /dance o7m8 dressup, unrestrained do ask do tell out and proud at the space bar dollhouse, bunch of dudes emoting each other, devoid of gameplay and consequnces. |
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Taiwanistan
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
251
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Posted - 2012.03.27 04:30:00 -
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as in goonswarm shrugged, what else is new? wis shall not be a cesspool of all-you-can-eat social /dance o7m8 dressup, unrestrained do ask do tell out and proud at the space bar dollhouse, bunch of dudes emoting each other, devoid of gameplay and consequnces. |

stoicfaux
881
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Posted - 2012.03.30 01:34:00 -
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Taiwanistan wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh5kOgYJ9s0&feature=plcp&context=C48c0761VDvjVQa1PpcFPblfBtJE58xHLP98FLJJ68y11PdEOcF94%3D *edit goddamn bb code whatever copy and paste link go to time 1 hour 05 minutes
This is a good illustration of the concept that I call, The Goon's Burden, the God given task of creating player content, in form of strife, drama and conflict, tales that resound throughout the gaming industry. People ask, what is this EVE Online game? How I remember the day when I paid my 500m and was sworn into the Swarm, my recruiting officer asked, can you bear the burden? It is only today I do dare to answer with conviction, Yes.
He's got a bit of a point. Listen to Mr Reid's presentation (less then 3 minutes long.) And look at his credentials: http://venturebeat.com/2012/01/17/ccp-games-hires-david-reid-as-chief-marketing-officer-as-dust-514-nears-launch/
Quote: Gearing up for a big marketing campaign, Eve Online game publisher CCP Games has hired David Reid as its new chief marketing officer. ... Reid previous served as marketing chief for Trion Worlds, GameTap and MicrosoftGÇÖs Xbox 360 business.
CCP is serious about Dust. And Mr Reid is serious about how "player generated content" is a tremendous selling point of Eve. I'm thinking that Eve might have a chance to remain resistant to undue SOE influences.
Google "David Reid gaming industry" for more random bits.
Dammit, if CCP hadn't nerfed the Comet's blinking light, I could now be flying around in Jita in my "Whaaaaaambulance!"
Goon Tears: -á25% Alcohol by Volume |

Plus 1
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
53
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Posted - 2012.03.30 01:45:00 -
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Taiwanistan wrote: what have you done for the game? What is your worth to the game, in your 3 alt vanity 0% tax corps, your shitposting npc corp forum alt
I've contributed shitpoasting with my npc corp alt, obviously. That's an extremely valuable service.
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Chokichi Ozuwara
Lucky Dragon Convenience
56
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Posted - 2012.03.30 01:47:00 -
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Moar Goonie whining. Just what we needed. Start a corp and do it yourself. You'll fail, but you'll enjoy failing. Tears will be shed and pants will need to be changed all round. |

Mistress Lilu
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
95
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Posted - 2012.03.30 02:00:00 -
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Taiwanistan wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh5kOgYJ9s0&feature=plcp&context=C48c0761VDvjVQa1PpcFPblfBtJE58xHLP98FLJJ68y11PdEOcF94%3D *edit goddamn bb code whatever copy and paste link go to time 1 hour 05 minutes
This is a good illustration of the concept that I call, The Goon's Burden, the God given task of creating player content, in form of strife, drama and conflict, tales that resound throughout the gaming industry. People ask, what is this EVE Online game? How I remember the day when I paid my 500m and was sworn into the Swarm, my recruiting officer asked, can you bear the burden? It is only today I do dare to answer with conviction, Yes.
While you weeptards google up internet laws, whine, claim morality this and that, ask yourselves, what have you done for the game? What is your worth to the game, in your 3 alt vanity 0% tax corps, your shitposting npc corp forum alt, your gaming activities nothing but a mindless grind towards your next monthly plex.
Take up the Goon's burden
In patience to abide
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple
An hundred times made plain
To seek anotherGÇÖs profit
And work anotherGÇÖs gain
Take up the GoonGÇÖs burdenGÇö
And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better
The hate of those ye guardGÇö
The cry of hosts ye humour dude shut up...
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Nicolo da'Vicenza
Divine Power. Cascade Imminent
616
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Posted - 2012.03.30 02:02:00 -
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lol we'll file that vid with ladie harlot's "Chairman for Life" thread |

Krixtal Icefluxor
Bison - Ammatar Thunder Thundering Herd
507
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Posted - 2012.03.30 02:03:00 -
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Taiwanistan wrote: The Goon's Burden, the God given task of creating player content, in form of strife, drama and conflict, tales that resound throughout the gaming industry.
I'll bet a billion ISK you are REALLY hating that part about now. Ohh poor silly goon chillrens. Nobody in high sec cares about your plans to occupy jita like a bunch of dirty hippies. "...as if 10,058 Goon voices-ácried out and were suddenly silenced" |

Krixtal Icefluxor
Bison - Ammatar Thunder Thundering Herd
507
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Posted - 2012.03.30 02:05:00 -
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Aiwha wrote:
If you're only pressing F1 in an alpha fleet you're a terrible player who belongs in highsec.
You need some MASS ATTACK qoutage:
"High sec so doesn't care, that they can't even be bothered to come and tell you directly how much they don't give a ****."
Ohh poor silly goon chillrens. Nobody in high sec cares about your plans to occupy jita like a bunch of dirty hippies. "...as if 10,058 Goon voices-ácried out and were suddenly silenced" |

Kyle Yanowski
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
42
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Posted - 2012.03.30 02:11:00 -
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Taiwanistan wrote:Kyle Yanowski wrote:Go read your CEOs apology letter. Take that burden on, and realize that there is a line to creating drama. let's pretend hypothetically (not meant to be offensive in anyway) that the player Kyle Yanowski is owned by a Mr. Roger Smith, an accountant 35 years old, married with 2 children living in London. now would it be just as offensive if I, player name Taiwanistan, spouted offensive slander against the player name Kyle Yanowski, as if I slandered against Mr. Roger Smith the real person? if so half the players of eve might as well be all perma banned.
You guys really take the eve art of war to heart, and in the process, lose you sense of reality. I wonder, as the goon pr team starts to spin articles and postings, do you believe your own bullshit? |

Taihbea
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
89
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Posted - 2012.03.30 02:14:00 -
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This is really something. This whole situation made all of you goons loose it rofl. You are posting stuff a lunatic wouldn't. You are crying like lil bitches, moaning like carebears and digging a hole so deep you will never get out of it.
Meta gaming my ass rofl. You are all confused the **** out hahahaha. So fun to watch you fall. |
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