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Le Skunk Low Sec Liberators	Posted - 2008.09.16 11:30:00 - [1] Edited by: Le Skunk on 16/09/2008 11:33:15 3 Days ago I popped a billion isk crow. And podded him with a full HG snake set with the shaquell speed enhancer. In 30 seconds he lost 5 billion isk. He told me it was 1 week old and he mined for 6 months to get it. I discod his ass on a warp to zero. 500 million isk dropped into my lap - Ker Ching. ***** Victim: xxx Destroyed: Crow Damage Taken: 1177 Destroyed items: Polycarbon Engine Housing II, Qty: 2 Caldari Navy Standard Missile Launcher, Qty: 2 Dropped items: Gistii A-Type 1MN MicroWarpdrive Domination Overdrive Injector Caldari Navy Ballistic Control System, Qty: 2 Domination Warp Disruptor *** Cause to celebrate you might think. But no. Looking over that killmail I was troubled. I had a premination that this kill had tipped the balance, and karma was finally on the lookout for me. So im cautious for a few days, but nothing comes of it. I get lazy again. I get back into the le skunks patented BILLION ISK PHOBOS, cunningly named "my second ratting ship". In my opinion the best low sec tackler ever flown in the game. Today, a random scorpion comes into local and we begin to kill it. I head towards it to bump it if it jams me. SILLY PIRATE Hmmm, its armor tanked I thought, and began to increase distance... but to late. Webbed and pointed. Up pops a cyno, and two BDCI MOMs appear right next to me. A Thanatos and a Nyx. Pilots by the name of Flashspawn and Ale Trico. Shit a brick My screen fills with fighters. My cap is dryer then a nuns dry bits. Double webbed, and the fighters closing in I did what all good outlaws do in dire times like theses. I called on my ace in the hole... the trump card only those righteous few who puruse the path of the -10 can use... Pray to the pirate gods 30 seconds later - my ship in bits, but Pod safely rotating in my hanger, my thought turned to some sort of vengance. I began shaking my fist at the monitor. This didnt seem to bother the MOM pilots, so my thoughts turned to more potent ways of revenge. Slapping my forehead I rememberd I had an alt for times just like these. Id i cant have my ship.., nobody can! In swooped my alt and uncloaked in a stealth bomber - my wreck had not been looted yet, but the Aeon was rapidly approaching it and looked to be in scoop range.I uncloaked. I locked my phobos wreck, and let loose some spitefull cruises but too late. The icon emptied. The aeon had looted it! I resumed shaking my fist at the monitor. A quick cargo scan confirmed he had snatched my loot in time. Arse Incidentally a module scan showed some pimp officer fitted on the moms. This enabled me to salvage some credibility in that only 60 bill of ships can take down Le Skunk. SKUNK ** Victim: Le Skunk Corp: Low Sec Liberators Destroyed: Phobos Damage Taken: 25430 Involved parties: Name: FlashSpawn (laid the final blow) Ship: Nyx Name: Ale Tricio Ship: Aeon Name: Shraek Weapon: X5 Prototype I Engine Enervator Destroyed items: True Sansha Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane Trimark Armor Pump II, Qty: 2 1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I Focused Warp Disruption Scan Resolution, Qty: 2 Dual Light Pulse Laser II Conflagration S, Qty: 2 (Cargo) Shadow Serpentis Sensor Booster, Qty: 2 Corelum C-Type 10MN MicroWarpdrive Dropped Items:** Nanite Repair Paste, Qty: 122 (Cargo) Gatling Pulse Laser II True Sansha Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane, Qty: 2 Corpum A-Type Medium Nosferatu, Qty: 2 Corelum C-Type Medium Armor Repairer Focused Warp Disruption Damage Control II Conflagration S Warp Disruption Field Generator I Domination Stasis Webifier Conflagration S Warp Disruption Field Gen
Concorduck Gallente	Posted - 2008.09.16 11:36:00 - [2] Reserved ----------------------------------------- Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
Le Skunk Low Sec Liberators	Posted - 2008.09.16 11:37:00 - [3] Edited by: Le Skunk on 16/09/2008 11:37:11 Originally by: Concorduck Reserved Thats the end of the tale im afraid, you may as well insult me now rather then reserving a post SKUNK
Arouu	Posted - 2008.09.16 11:43:00 - [4] Edited by: Arouu on 16/09/2008 11:43:03 lol X5 web on an aeon? Also, am I missing something, or was your phobos not actually worth a billion isk? EDIT: seen the Trimark IIs.
ellie mayer	Posted - 2008.09.16 11:45:00 - [5] I say a damn good tale well told, an all round good job sir ! Seriously better than 99% of the crap spouted in here, mine incl.
Le Skunk Low Sec Liberators	Posted - 2008.09.16 11:45:00 - [6] Originally by: Arouu Edited by: Arouu on 16/09/2008 11:43:03 lol X5 web on an aeon? Also, am I missing something, or was your phobos not actually worth a billion isk? EDIT: seen the Trimark IIs. Yeah it tanked like a mo-fo - but not with 30 fighters on you :) Sorry i edited out the ship by accident, it was the scrop who had 2 x5's not the aeon. SKUNK
vr0p Gallente Hatori Mining Services DAMAGE INC...	Posted - 2008.09.16 11:48:00 - [7] Hey well, more power to you for having the balls to fit it like that ;-) -Killmail Vulture
tripodbilly	Posted - 2008.09.16 11:51:00 - [8] Edited by: tripodbilly on 16/09/2008 11:54:57 Nife storee when the MOM dropped u but Neva va less do u sweep i bwinked and 2 more poasts com up
ApaKaka Lone Starr Corporation	Posted - 2008.09.16 11:52:00 - [9] Edited by: ApaKaka on 16/09/2008 11:53:01 Did the mom pilot switch ships? You first said it was a Thanatos, then an Aeon? Edit: phaw, you snuck a change in before I replied. Sneaky!
Le Skunk Low Sec Liberators	Posted - 2008.09.16 11:53:00 - [10] Originally by: ApaKaka Did the mom pilot switch ships? You first said it was a Thanatos, then an Aeon? Apologies was a typo. Aeon and Nyx, no thanatos. SKUNK
MaDeX Retribution Corp.	Posted - 2008.09.16 12:11:00 - [11] Originally by: Le Skunk Edited by: Le Skunk on 16/09/2008 11:48:21 3 Days ago I popped a billion isk crow. And podded him with a full HG snake set with the shaquell speed enhancer. In 30 seconds he lost 5 billion isk. He told me it was 1 week old and he mined for 6 months to get it. I discod his ass on a warp to zero. 500 million isk dropped into my lap - Ker Ching. ***** Victim: xxx Destroyed: Crow Damage Taken: 1177 Destroyed items: Polycarbon Engine Housing II, Qty: 2 Caldari Navy Standard Missile Launcher, Qty: 2 Dropped items: Gistii A-Type 1MN MicroWarpdrive Domination Overdrive Injector Caldari Navy Ballistic Control System, Qty: 2 Domination Warp Disruptor *** Cause to celebrate you might think. But no. Looking over that killmail I was troubled. I had a premination that this kill had tipped the balance, and karma was finally on the lookout for me. So im cautious for a few days, but nothing comes of it. I get lazy again. I get back into the le skunks patented BILLION ISK PHOBOS, cunningly named "my second ratting ship". In my opinion the best low sec tackler ever flown in the game. Today, a random scorpion comes into local and we begin to kill it. I head towards it to bump it if it jams me. SILLY PIRATE Hmmm, its armor tanked I thought, and began to increase distance... but to late. Webbed and pointed. Up pops a cyno, and two BDCI MOMs appear right next to me. An Aeon and a Nyx. Pilots by the name of Flashspawn and Ale Trico. Shit a brick My screen fills with fighters. My cap is dryer then a nuns dry bits. Double webbed, and the fighters closing in I did what all good outlaws do in dire times like theses. I called on my ace in the hole... the trump card only those righteous few who puruse the path of the -10 can use... Pray to the pirate gods 30 seconds later - my ship in bits, but Pod safely rotating in my hanger, my thought turned to some sort of vengance. I began shaking my fist at the monitor. This didnt seem to bother the MOM pilots, so my thoughts turned to more potent ways of revenge. Slapping my forehead I rememberd I had an alt for times just like these. Id i cant have my ship.., nobody can! In swooped my alt and uncloaked in a stealth bomber - my wreck had not been looted yet, but the Aeon was rapidly approaching it and looked to be in scoop range.I uncloaked. I locked my phobos wreck, and let loose some spitefull cruises but too late. The icon emptied. The aeon had looted it! I resumed shaking my fist at the monitor. A quick cargo scan confirmed he had snatched my loot in time. Arse Incidentally a module scan showed some pimp officer fitted on the moms. This enabled me to salvage some credibility in that only 60 bill of ships can take down Le Skunk. SKUNK ** Victim: Le Skunk Corp: Low Sec Liberators Destroyed: Phobos Damage Taken: 25430 Involved parties: Name: FlashSpawn (laid the final blow) Ship: Nyx Name: Ale Tricio Ship: Aeon Name: Shraek Ship: Scorpion Weapon: X5 Prototype I Engine Enervator Destroyed items: True Sansha Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane Trimark Armor Pump II, Qty: 2 1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I Focused Warp Disruption Scan Resolution, Qty: 2 Dual Light Pulse Laser II Conflagration S, Qty: 2 (Cargo) Shadow Serpentis Sensor Booster, Qty: 2 Corelum C-Type 10MN MicroWarpdrive Dropped Items:** Nanite Repair Paste, Qty: 122 (Cargo) Gatling Pulse Laser II True Sansha Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane, Qty: 2 Corpum A-Type Medium Nosferatu, Qty: 2 Corelum C-Type Medium Armor Repairer Focused Warp Disruption Damage Control II Conflagration S Warp Disruption Field Generator I Domination Stasis Webifier Conflagration S Warp Disruption Field Gen Skunk, your my hero, hey some point in the near future, wanna kill me again - for old time sake?
Lavraen Minmatar Repo Industries R.E.P.O.	Posted - 2008.09.16 12:12:00 - [12] Cold sweat and holy shit moment. Nicely told tale that I read whilst eating my lunch in work. Lavraen
Tchell Dahhn Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2008.09.16 12:25:00 - [13] That... ...was awesome. A tale well told. Nicely done. Originally by: Le Skunk I began shaking my fist at the monitor. This didnt seem to bother the MOM pilots, so my thoughts turned to more potent ways of revenge. This was, by far, the most amusing part of the entire tale, and I laughed so loud, people from my Office came over to see if I was going insane. 10/10 We're Recruiting!
mistersparky Estrale Frontiers BlackWater.	Posted - 2008.09.16 12:31:00 - [14] A fantastic tale of suspense and deception! Two questions though û what would you say is the current status of both your karma, and the mothership pilots karma?
Neil The Collective Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2008.09.16 12:42:00 - [15] Excellent write up. Why cant there be more write ups like this
Scrutt5 Snuff inc	Posted - 2008.09.16 13:04:00 - [16] Unlucky mate,
P'uck	Posted - 2008.09.16 13:46:00 - [17] According to "101 ways to claim victory" how would you claim victory in this scenario?
widgetman MT500	Posted - 2008.09.16 14:05:00 - [18] Get even Skunk........... I do this always after i pimp my ships i loose the feckers
Lyshah The Carebear Stare	Posted - 2008.09.16 14:22:00 - [19] am I missing something here man? my standard t2 phobos tanks better than that.
vr0p Gallente Hatori Mining Services DAMAGE INC...	Posted - 2008.09.16 14:32:00 - [20] Originally by: "Lyshah" am I missing something here man? my standard t2 phobos tanks better than that. Good luck tanking when someone's got an overheated faction/officer heavy neut running on you.
Lyshah The Carebear Stare	Posted - 2008.09.16 14:37:00 - [21] Originally by: vr0p Originally by: "Lyshah" am I missing something here man? my standard t2 phobos tanks better than that. Good luck tanking when someone's got an overheated faction/officer heavy neut running on you. exactly, and that applies to both setups. however mine has a cap injector :P
Smokie McLottapot Caldari Keepers Of The Gate	Posted - 2008.09.16 14:53:00 - [22] hum.. who's the dumbest person here? the 5 bil crow or you in a bil phobos? toss up tbh Oh and this was thread worthy
Le Skunk Low Sec Liberators	Posted - 2008.09.16 15:00:00 - [23] Originally by: Lyshah am I missing something here man? my standard t2 phobos tanks better than that. I cant see anywhere in my post where i mentioned the tank? The ship was designed to be the best tackler, not specifically the best tanker. It was designed to be cap independent whilst fighting neuting BS (you can run the fittings with the nos with good timing) and It was designed to catch nano***s in hacs (instalock, 19km web and decent mwd burst)which it was very successfull at doing. It got 1000 kills in its lifetime. The tank was a large soak, with a perma running repper. Not that I wish to criticise your setup, but compared to your phobos loss 1) You popped with only 9k damage (crap) 2) You only have 1 sensor booster (no good for tackling) 3) Someone neuts you and you pop. 4) You only run 1 warp disruption field (no good for tackling) SKUNK
Le Skunk Low Sec Liberators	Posted - 2008.09.16 15:03:00 - [24] Originally by: Smokie McLottapot hum.. who's the dumbest person here? the 5 bil crow or you in a bil phobos? toss up tbh Oh and this was thread worthy "Fly cheep, never weep, but fall asleep" SKUNK
Lego Maniac Minmatar	Posted - 2008.09.16 15:47:00 - [25] Originally by: Le Skunk I began shaking my fist at the monitor. This didnt seem to bother the MOM pilots, so my thoughts turned to more potent ways of revenge. Shake harder, boy!
maarud Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams	Posted - 2008.09.16 15:51:00 - [26] You'll be happy to hear that neither mom pilot looted the can, cause they both thought each other had. See what happens when South Africans and Australians fly together Maarud.
Myra2007 24th Imperial Crusade	Posted - 2008.09.16 15:56:00 - [27] Awesome story! Thanks for sharing. One of the few worthy topics around here in a long time...
Le Skunk Low Sec Liberators	Posted - 2008.09.16 15:57:00 - [28] Edited by: Le Skunk on 16/09/2008 15:57:15 Originally by: maarud You'll be happy to hear that neither mom pilot looted the can, cause they both thought each other had. See what happens when South Africans and Australians fly together LOL - damn colonials! Unfortunately I saw the aeon pilot with the loot in his cargo when i module/cargo scanned it with my alt after i had popped my wreck :( So they definatly got the loot. Still them pimp officer moms need high value kills to keep them pimped up so its not all bad SKUNK
Seeing EyeDog	Posted - 2008.09.16 16:00:00 - [29] Originally by: Arouu Edited by: Arouu on 16/09/2008 11:43:03 lol X5 web on an aeon? Also, am I missing something, or was your phobos not actually worth a billion isk? EDIT: seen the Trimark IIs. Name: Shraek Ship: Scorpion Weapon: X5 Prototype I Engine Enervator look at how fail you are at reading _____________________ Originally by: Locus Bey Intelligence isn't a prequisite for being a Goon, in fact its a deficit.
Le Skunk Low Sec Liberators	Posted - 2008.09.16 16:03:00 - [30] Originally by: Seeing EyeDog Originally by: Arouu Edited by: Arouu on 16/09/2008 11:43:03 lol X5 web on an aeon? Also, am I missing something, or was your phobos not actually worth a billion isk? EDIT: seen the Trimark IIs. Name: Shraek Ship: Scorpion Weapon: X5 Prototype I Engine Enervator look at how fail you are at reading I edited the ship name out by accident originally trying to keep it to one post story so as not to bore peeps to much SKUNK

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