We don't hate you... <3

Your might need to fix the thread title.

I love you too dude. would you like to join my space corp. no strings attached. I am the CEO after all

I honestly don't get why you guys like to laugh at us.

We know Mittani ****** up, His presentation was ******* terrible. If it was anyone else saying it this wouldn't be as big a deal. I think most of you are just buttfrustrated

Really? Really?

For years you guys have laughed at others and called them pubbies and other things and gone on about tears.

Now it's your tears everyone is collecting. No one is frustrated at all we are all having a great time rolling around on the floor laughing at people who would still want to be in Goonswarm.

I honestly don't get why you guys like to laugh at us.

We know Mittani ****** up, His presentation was ******* terrible. If it was anyone else saying it this wouldn't be as big a deal. I think most of you are just buttfrustrated

You hate us because you're Mad at your mother. We represent this maternel oppression.

Surely you can remember it now

YouGÇÖd be alone in the kitchen, twilight would be dwindling and you would hear the far-off cries of the children playing nearby, and knew youGÇÖd be alone in the kitchen GÇÿcause it was your special treat time, where the jelly would come out just for you

. And your mother would appear at your side, just this vision of GÇö Laura Ashley print dress, smelling of magnolias and biscuits GÇö and put the jelly in front of you, and you would pull your chair in and then the old-fashioned bar of ice cream would come down, the one that had to be cut with a bread knife before the two sides were flanked with wafers.. and you would lift your little spoon up excitedly, to press it in and winkle out that first divot of black jelly, and, and


GÇö AND THEN THE CAGE WOULD COME DOWNGǪ the cage with the japanese fighting spiders inside. And then she would strike a match off her forearm and tell you to go dance in the front room for money.

On this note

There is something about yourself that you don't know.

Something that you will deny even exists until it's too late to do anything about it.

It's the only reason you get up in the morning, the only reason you suffer the ****** boss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are.

"Fear or revere me, but please think I'm special."

We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The "hip, hip, hoo-*******-rah." Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Cos we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.

No. We're mad at you because your Dear Leader was overjoyed that he could cause someone real pain outside of EVE, and the evidence is in the link in my sig. He wasn't sorry about his actions, he's just sorry that he got swarmed with bad press.

And we're mad at you because goons like you are running smear campaigns and are generally upset only because Mittani is catching massive criticism for his actions.

Man. I'm just chillposting here dude. How long did it take for you to write that ****?

OP just wants the attention he gets from writing *anything* with the Goonswarm Federation alliance tag.

I hate you because you are whining scamming crybabies. You try to take some fake moral high ground over "care bears". But you are bigger babies than my 3 year old.

If she whined like you do she would be sent to the naughty corner. Just like mittens has been and the rest of your alliance should be

1 - Calling non-hoons pubbies is what everone from SA calls people who don't post on our forums. **** you and **** your donkey with a spatula and a dildo on that account

2 - We all come froma specific forum and don't publically recruit. We don't play with randoms we play with pre-established bindings.

in short. I aint even mad. You're hilariously underinformed

Look at it like this. I type faster than you think.

Goonsheep .

The goon tears, delicious they are...

seriously those bitches were good at typing man

seriously those bitches were good at typing man

You're a bit special. You've posted that twice in this thread.

we have a Mantra of never stop posting. They never stopped posting

Then your ability to count posts made by me in this thread is nonexistent, just like your ability to be diplomatic. Ad hominems are a fantastic way for the mentally and emotionally feeble to admit they have no argument or clear talking points.

We scam because you're dumb. Also I like having no representation even though I voted

You're implying I'm an alliance diplomat.

Not in the slightest. Those who troll usually aren't the sharpest tool in the shed. However there is no reason to not act civilized, though you do seem very fond of repairing Mittani's rep, and by his display of conduct I wouldn't put it past any goon to mimic such mannerisms and display a similar mentality.