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DubanFP
Caldari Kylia Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.03 03:06:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 03/10/2008 03:10:15 Eve is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to kill next
Flying a Falcon is like holding a pair of midgets at arm's length.
Hunting Ceptors in a Huginn is like swatting a fly with a small house.
Killing carebears is like a can of Pringles. Once they pop you just can't stop.
Your turn.
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Shinzann
Sten Industries
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Posted - 2008.10.03 03:08:00 -
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From the WoW-Europe Forum: EVE is like the "Fisherman's Friend" of MMOs. If it's too hard, you are too weak. === Q u o t e: If the servers aren't up, its not a hotfix. |

Havok Dryke
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.10.03 03:09:00 -
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Eve is like getting punched in the face by random passerbys for no reason....
...and loving it. ---
Originally by: El'tar I WOULD WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME
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CrayC
Gallente CrayC Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.03 03:09:00 -
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Originally by: Shinzann From the WoW-Europe Forum: EVE is like the "Fisherman's Friend" of MMOs. If it's too hard, you are too weak.
Linkage, please? 
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Shinzann
Sten Industries
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Posted - 2008.10.03 03:13:00 -
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Originally by: CrayC
Originally by: Shinzann From the WoW-Europe Forum: EVE is like the "Fisherman's Friend" of MMOs. If it's too hard, you are too weak.
Linkage, please? 
Linkage Some orc named Thokk. post # 28
Yay for Google! === Q u o t e: If the servers aren't up, its not a hotfix. |

Verx Interis
Amarr Aurora Security Cosmic Anomalies
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Posted - 2008.10.03 03:21:00 -
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I would say something about Amarr sucking but that doesn't really apply anymore (thank you for that one CCP)
--------- Friggin signature size limit. The Eve professions list |

Gaius Proeliator
Caldari Omega Propulsion
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Posted - 2008.10.03 03:29:00 -
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EVE is like taking a cold plunge: at first you're shocked, only able to make guttural sounds as you react to the pain, but eventually you go numb and forget why you were so reluctant to jump in in the first place. |

Soporo
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.03 03:39:00 -
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EVE is like a hot looking chick that the more you get to know her the uglier she gets. When you finally get your ashes hauled you realize she just gave you the clap, stole your wallet and her big-ass boyfriend is striding into the room with a hard-on and a butcher knife. Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
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But Sects
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Posted - 2008.10.03 03:39:00 -
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Eve is like anal sex.
First it hurts a lot, but then you loosen up and start to enjoy it.
But every once in a while it pulls out and hits you in the face.
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Aloriana Jacques
Amarr Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2008.10.03 03:52:00 -
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...my alarm clock. It's really quiet and then it makes me practically deaf...damn warp gates. ...my class professors. Boring until you find something meaningful to do. ...my textbooks. Lots of information and you need other people to help you understand it all. ...that cheap seat at the stadium. You're never comfortable, especially around "those" people.
- - - Aloriana Jacques - Skill Sheet
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Highwind Cid
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Posted - 2008.10.03 04:19:00 -
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Originally by: Gaius Proeliator EVE is like taking a cold plunge: at first you're shocked, only able to make guttural sounds as you react to the pain, but eventually you go numb and forget why you were so reluctant to jump in in the first place.
And then some time after, when hypothermia starts to kick in, you die
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Pilot Abilene
Caldari Serpentine Dream Theory
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Posted - 2008.10.03 05:09:00 -
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EVE is like teaching ballet class in a mosh pit. You can say you only have the one dance floor but it doesn't work...sooner or later someone is going to get headbutted and drop out.
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Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.10.03 05:17:00 -
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Eve is like the zombie virus. After your bitten you go through a whole host of painful things but in the end you find yourself trying to bite others to get them to join Eve. -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase:
Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
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Nerrollus Nyx
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.10.03 05:28:00 -
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Originally by: Jacob Mei Eve is like the zombie virus. After your bitten you go through a whole host of painful things but in the end you find yourself trying to bite others to get them to join Eve.
nice zombie reference
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Paramite Pies
Minmatar Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2008.10.03 05:28:00 -
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EvE is like having a prostate exam...
at first it's really weird and you feel violated, but in the end you start liking it. __________________ RIP Toonami. 1997-2008. |

Abrazzar
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Posted - 2008.10.03 05:29:00 -
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EVE is like a Rubik's Cube....
...if it's too complicated you are too simple.
-------- Ideas for: Mining
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Dirk Massive
Armada.
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Posted - 2008.10.03 06:35:00 -
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Originally by: Paramite Pies EvE is like having a prostate exam...
at first it's really weird and you feel violated, but in the end you start liking it.
Oh man you made me laugh! 
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.03 06:52:00 -
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the bestest Fantasy-RPG, blade swininging, ogre-slaying, cake lying, internet pixel game, ever.
Pure.
Secure 3rd party service ■ Veldspar |
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Paramite Pies
Minmatar Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2008.10.03 06:53:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba the bestest Fantasy-RPG, blade swininging, ogre-slaying, cake lying, internet pixel game, ever.
Pure.
I beg to differ!
I was going to do something like that, but the prostate idea was too priceless to pass up.
__________________ RIP Toonami. 1997-2008. |

Sheriff Jones
Amarr Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2008.10.03 07:03:00 -
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EVE is like a box of chocolates...and you're lactose intolerant.
EVE, 'cause there's REALLY no substitutes...
EVE is dirty, nasty, unfair, unkind, unyielding, cheating, bashing, punishing and annoying as hell...but it's the only game in town.
My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit. |

Volarius
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.10.03 07:41:00 -
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I prefer this quote:
Originally by: WoW Forums
EVE is the worst MMO every made in my opinion. Common example of EVE gameplay:
Spend 10 hours figuring out the controls Start up your crappy ship Get a few missions you don't understand Get told by the tutorial to mine instead of do your missions Spend 10 hours mining to get money Get killed by space pirates Lose all your cargo and ship Do it over again Get a level up and think ''woohoo, I can kill those mean pirates now'' Find out that levelling up takes days to actually do. Get bored and see what the PvP is like Mercilessly attack some poor sod mining Get blown up by space police who come from nowhere Fly your pod which goes at 1 mph to the space station for a new ship Get killed by the space station because it now sees you as hostile Get cloned and put in a new ship Leave the space station Get shot by space police *rabbles on for 20 years*
And that's the entire EVE gameplay in a nutshell.
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Mishallia Venari
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Posted - 2008.10.03 07:56:00 -
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In many ways, playing EVE is like making love, to a beautiful woman. You've got to make sure your tackle is clean and working. Then you spend some time maneuvering your intended target in to just the right position. And when you've got them just how you want them, you whip out your cannon, Fire off your ammo, and leave them a quivering mass of jelly, wondering what happened.
Mish
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Another Forum'Alt
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Posted - 2008.10.03 07:56:00 -
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Edited by: Another Forum''Alt on 03/10/2008 07:56:23 LOL @ WoW players calling eve grinding... Pot calling kettle black much.
also, that 'typical example of EVE gameplay' guy has obviously never played, he mentions being podded by sentries, levelling (WTF?), and complicated controls (DOUBLE WTF?) This is not part of my sig.
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Julius Rigel
House Rigel
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Posted - 2008.10.03 08:30:00 -
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Originally by: Abrazzar EVE is like a Rubik's Cube...
... You fix one side of the game, and then turn it around to find you've completely broken the rest of it. 
Frigate racing is fast and fun! |

LaVista Vista
Conservative Shenanigans Party
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Posted - 2008.10.03 08:43:00 -
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Ganking carebears/newbies is like stealing candy from a kid, the loot is totally worthless.
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Astria Tiphareth
Caldari 24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.10.03 08:51:00 -
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EVE is like a work of art. Viewed at a distance, it's beautiful and elegant, and stands the test of time.
Look too close and you see the paintflecks and scratches and where the artist painted over something they didn't like.
Most of all though, it's the way those eyes just keep following you around the room... ___ My views may not represent those of my corporation, which is why I never get invited to those diplomatic parties... Environmental Effects
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Miriel Amarinth
Amarr Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2008.10.03 09:07:00 -
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Edited by: Miriel Amarinth on 03/10/2008 09:10:55 Eve is like a badly written B-movie with your favourite actors, you should have turned it off ages ago but you just can't stop watching because you're secretly hoping it'll get better..
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DubanFP
Caldari Kylia Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.03 11:54:00 -
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Edited by: DubanFP on 03/10/2008 12:03:06
Originally by: LaVista Vista Ganking carebears/newbies is like stealing candy from a kid, the loot is totally worthless.
...but you do it for the kicking and screaming as they go down.
Flying a full gank hurricane is like playing a game of Russian roulette. Someone is going to die in the next 30 seconds, but who?
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Trinity Council
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Posted - 2008.10.03 13:32:00 -
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Originally by: Volarius I prefer this quote:
Originally by: WoW Forums
EVE is the worst MMO every made in my opinion. Common example of EVE gameplay:
Spend 10 hours figuring out the controls Start up your crappy ship Get a few missions you don't understand Get told by the tutorial to mine instead of do your missions Spend 10 hours mining to get money Get killed by space pirates Lose all your cargo and ship Do it over again Get a level up and think ''woohoo, I can kill those mean pirates now'' Find out that levelling up takes days to actually do. Get bored and see what the PvP is like Mercilessly attack some poor sod mining Get blown up by space police who come from nowhere Fly your pod which goes at 1 mph to the space station for a new ship Get killed by the space station because it now sees you as hostile Get cloned and put in a new ship Leave the space station Get shot by space police *rabbles on for 20 years*
And that's the entire EVE gameplay in a nutshell.
linkage so i can laugh at all the dark elf nerds replies please
i went on the forums, and even WoW has people that ***** about getting camped on their PVP server becasue of a "310% flying mount" or something, lol
litereally trying to read the WoW forums was like trying to read a foreign language
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258
"Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer"
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Kazuma Saruwatari
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.03 13:35:00 -
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thread greatly delivers     -
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