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DubanFP Caldari Kylia Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.03 03:06:00 - [1] Edited by: DubanFP on 03/10/2008 03:10:15 Eve is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to kill next Flying a Falcon is like holding a pair of midgets at arm's length. Hunting Ceptors in a Huginn is like swatting a fly with a small house. Killing carebears is like a can of Pringles. Once they pop you just can't stop. Your turn. _______________ "Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely and utterly outclassed.
Shinzann Sten Industries	Posted - 2008.10.03 03:08:00 - [2] From the WoW-Europe Forum: EVE is like the "Fisherman's Friend" of MMOs. If it's too hard, you are too weak. === Q u o t e: If the servers aren't up, its not a hotfix.
Havok Dryke The Scope	Posted - 2008.10.03 03:09:00 - [3] Eve is like getting punched in the face by random passerbys for no reason.... ...and loving it. --- Originally by: El'tar I WOULD WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME
CrayC Gallente CrayC Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.03 03:09:00 - [4] Originally by: Shinzann From the WoW-Europe Forum: EVE is like the "Fisherman's Friend" of MMOs. If it's too hard, you are too weak. Linkage, please?
Shinzann Sten Industries	Posted - 2008.10.03 03:13:00 - [5] Originally by: CrayC Originally by: Shinzann From the WoW-Europe Forum: EVE is like the "Fisherman's Friend" of MMOs. If it's too hard, you are too weak. Linkage, please? Linkage Some orc named Thokk. post # 28 Yay for Google! === Q u o t e: If the servers aren't up, its not a hotfix.
Verx Interis Amarr Aurora Security Cosmic Anomalies	Posted - 2008.10.03 03:21:00 - [6] I would say something about Amarr sucking but that doesn't really apply anymore (thank you for that one CCP) --------- Friggin signature size limit. The Eve professions list
Gaius Proeliator Caldari Omega Propulsion	Posted - 2008.10.03 03:29:00 - [7] EVE is like taking a cold plunge: at first you're shocked, only able to make guttural sounds as you react to the pain, but eventually you go numb and forget why you were so reluctant to jump in in the first place.
Soporo Caldari	Posted - 2008.10.03 03:39:00 - [8] EVE is like a hot looking chick that the more you get to know her the uglier she gets. When you finally get your ashes hauled you realize she just gave you the clap, stole your wallet and her big-ass boyfriend is striding into the room with a hard-on and a butcher knife. Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
But Sects	Posted - 2008.10.03 03:39:00 - [9] Eve is like anal sex. First it hurts a lot, but then you loosen up and start to enjoy it. But every once in a while it pulls out and hits you in the face.
Aloriana Jacques Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2008.10.03 03:52:00 - [10] ...my alarm clock. It's really quiet and then it makes me practically deaf...damn warp gates. ...my class professors. Boring until you find something meaningful to do. ...my textbooks. Lots of information and you need other people to help you understand it all. ...that cheap seat at the stadium. You're never comfortable, especially around "those" people. - - - Aloriana Jacques - Skill Sheet
Highwind Cid	Posted - 2008.10.03 04:19:00 - [11] Originally by: Gaius Proeliator EVE is like taking a cold plunge: at first you're shocked, only able to make guttural sounds as you react to the pain, but eventually you go numb and forget why you were so reluctant to jump in in the first place. And then some time after, when hypothermia starts to kick in, you die
Pilot Abilene Caldari Serpentine Dream Theory	Posted - 2008.10.03 05:09:00 - [12] EVE is like teaching ballet class in a mosh pit. You can say you only have the one dance floor but it doesn't work...sooner or later someone is going to get headbutted and drop out.
Jacob Mei	Posted - 2008.10.03 05:17:00 - [13] Eve is like the zombie virus. After your bitten you go through a whole host of painful things but in the end you find yourself trying to bite others to get them to join Eve. -------------------------------- To borrow a phrase: Players who post are like stars, there are bright ones and those who are dim.
Nerrollus Nyx Amarr	Posted - 2008.10.03 05:28:00 - [14] Originally by: Jacob Mei Eve is like the zombie virus. After your bitten you go through a whole host of painful things but in the end you find yourself trying to bite others to get them to join Eve. nice zombie reference
Paramite Pies Minmatar Native Freshfood	Posted - 2008.10.03 05:28:00 - [15] EvE is like having a prostate exam... at first it's really weird and you feel violated, but in the end you start liking it. __________________ RIP Toonami. 1997-2008.
Abrazzar	Posted - 2008.10.03 05:29:00 - [16] EVE is like a Rubik's Cube.... ...if it's too complicated you are too simple. -------- Ideas for: Mining
Dirk Massive Armada.	Posted - 2008.10.03 06:35:00 - [17] Originally by: Paramite Pies EvE is like having a prostate exam... at first it's really weird and you feel violated, but in the end you start liking it. Oh man you made me laugh!

Chribba Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire	Posted - 2008.10.03 06:52:00 - [18] the bestest Fantasy-RPG, blade swininging, ogre-slaying, cake lying, internet pixel game, ever. Pure. Secure 3rd party service ■ Veldspar

Paramite Pies Minmatar Native Freshfood	Posted - 2008.10.03 06:53:00 - [19] Originally by: Chribba the bestest Fantasy-RPG, blade swininging, ogre-slaying, cake lying, internet pixel game, ever. Pure. I beg to differ! I was going to do something like that, but the prostate idea was too priceless to pass up. __________________ RIP Toonami. 1997-2008.
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2008.10.03 07:03:00 - [20] EVE is like a box of chocolates...and you're lactose intolerant. EVE, 'cause there's REALLY no substitutes... EVE is dirty, nasty, unfair, unkind, unyielding, cheating, bashing, punishing and annoying as hell...but it's the only game in town. My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Volarius D00M. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.10.03 07:41:00 - [21] I prefer this quote: Originally by: WoW Forums EVE is the worst MMO every made in my opinion. Common example of EVE gameplay: Spend 10 hours figuring out the controls Start up your crappy ship Get a few missions you don't understand Get told by the tutorial to mine instead of do your missions Spend 10 hours mining to get money Get killed by space pirates Lose all your cargo and ship Do it over again Get a level up and think ''woohoo, I can kill those mean pirates now'' Find out that levelling up takes days to actually do. Get bored and see what the PvP is like Mercilessly attack some poor sod mining Get blown up by space police who come from nowhere Fly your pod which goes at 1 mph to the space station for a new ship Get killed by the space station because it now sees you as hostile Get cloned and put in a new ship Leave the space station Get shot by space police rabbles on for 20 years And that's the entire EVE gameplay in a nutshell.
Mishallia Venari	Posted - 2008.10.03 07:56:00 - [22] In many ways, playing EVE is like making love, to a beautiful woman. You've got to make sure your tackle is clean and working. Then you spend some time maneuvering your intended target in to just the right position. And when you've got them just how you want them, you whip out your cannon, Fire off your ammo, and leave them a quivering mass of jelly, wondering what happened. Mish
Another Forum'Alt	Posted - 2008.10.03 07:56:00 - [23] Edited by: Another Forum''Alt on 03/10/2008 07:56:23 LOL @ WoW players calling eve grinding... Pot calling kettle black much. also, that 'typical example of EVE gameplay' guy has obviously never played, he mentions being podded by sentries, levelling (WTF?), and complicated controls (DOUBLE WTF?) This is not part of my sig. ...Or is it?
Julius Rigel House Rigel	Posted - 2008.10.03 08:30:00 - [24] Originally by: Abrazzar EVE is like a Rubik's Cube... ... You fix one side of the game, and then turn it around to find you've completely broken the rest of it. Frigate racing is fast and fun!
LaVista Vista Conservative Shenanigans Party	Posted - 2008.10.03 08:43:00 - [25] Ganking carebears/newbies is like stealing candy from a kid, the loot is totally worthless.
Astria Tiphareth Caldari 24th Imperial Crusade	Posted - 2008.10.03 08:51:00 - [26] EVE is like a work of art. Viewed at a distance, it's beautiful and elegant, and stands the test of time. Look too close and you see the paintflecks and scratches and where the artist painted over something they didn't like. Most of all though, it's the way those eyes just keep following you around the room... ___ My views may not represent those of my corporation, which is why I never get invited to those diplomatic parties... Environmental Effects
Miriel Amarinth Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2008.10.03 09:07:00 - [27] Edited by: Miriel Amarinth on 03/10/2008 09:10:55 Eve is like a badly written B-movie with your favourite actors, you should have turned it off ages ago but you just can't stop watching because you're secretly hoping it'll get better..
DubanFP Caldari Kylia Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.03 11:54:00 - [28] Edited by: DubanFP on 03/10/2008 12:03:06 Originally by: LaVista Vista Ganking carebears/newbies is like stealing candy from a kid, the loot is totally worthless. ...but you do it for the kicking and screaming as they go down. Flying a full gank hurricane is like playing a game of Russian roulette. Someone is going to die in the next 30 seconds, but who? _______________ "Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely and utterly outclassed.
soldieroffortune 258 Gallente Trinity Council	Posted - 2008.10.03 13:32:00 - [29] Originally by: Volarius I prefer this quote: Originally by: WoW Forums EVE is the worst MMO every made in my opinion. Common example of EVE gameplay: Spend 10 hours figuring out the controls Start up your crappy ship Get a few missions you don't understand Get told by the tutorial to mine instead of do your missions Spend 10 hours mining to get money Get killed by space pirates Lose all your cargo and ship Do it over again Get a level up and think ''woohoo, I can kill those mean pirates now'' Find out that levelling up takes days to actually do. Get bored and see what the PvP is like Mercilessly attack some poor sod mining Get blown up by space police who come from nowhere Fly your pod which goes at 1 mph to the space station for a new ship Get killed by the space station because it now sees you as hostile Get cloned and put in a new ship Leave the space station Get shot by space police rabbles on for 20 years And that's the entire EVE gameplay in a nutshell. linkage so i can laugh at all the dark elf nerds replies please i went on the forums, and even WoW has people that *** about getting camped on their PVP server becasue of a "310% flying mount" or something, lol litereally trying to read the WoW forums was like trying to read a foreign language Originally by:** soldieroffortune 258 "*Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer*"
Kazuma Saruwatari Caldari	Posted - 2008.10.03 13:35:00 - [30] thread greatly delivers -
soldieroffortune 258 Gallente Trinity Council	Posted - 2008.10.03 13:35:00 - [31] Originally by: LaVista Vista Ganking carebears/newbies is like stealing candy from a kid, the loot is totally worthless. no offense, but, lol who woulda thunk that killing a 2 day old player would yield some juicy officer mods? Originally by: soldieroffortune 258 "*Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer*"
LaVista Vista Conservative Shenanigans Party	Posted - 2008.10.03 13:38:00 - [32] Originally by: soldieroffortune 258 Originally by: LaVista Vista Ganking carebears/newbies is like stealing candy from a kid, the loot is totally worthless. no offense, but, lol who woulda thunk that killing a 2 day old player would yield some juicy officer mods? Nobody in their right mind. Yet pirates are always pimping how cool they are because they can gank 1 month old characters. Pirates by definition does PvP because of the financial gain.
TheOtherDante	Posted - 2008.10.03 13:39:00 - [33] Edited by: TheOtherDante on 03/10/2008 13:41:26 Edited by: TheOtherDante on 03/10/2008 13:41:01 Edited by: TheOtherDante on 03/10/2008 13:38:51 Eve is like making Smores, you get some gramcrackers, some choclate and Roast some marshmellows. So you think this is gonna be a tasty treat, and you go to eat it but burn your tounge on the marshmellow, and you keep eating anyway because its way too good to put down. Eve is like having your cake and not getting to eat it.
Lysianna Gallente Celestial Janissaries Curatores Veritatis Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.03 13:50:00 - [34] EVE is like a hot chick that's actually bright. Also,I hate magic epic ponies, blue elfs versus evil undead people. Lysianna Hazumason
SARPIDON Caldari Independent Navy Reserve	Posted - 2008.10.03 13:58:00 - [35] EvE is.... Whatever you want it to be.
Julius Rigel House Rigel	Posted - 2008.10.03 14:06:00 - [36] Edited by: Julius Rigel on 03/10/2008 14:06:50 Originally by: SARPIDON EvE is.... Whatever you want it to be. This. I ♥ my sandbox. Frigate racing is fast and fun!
Icutty Lotz Tides of Silence KIA Alliance	Posted - 2008.10.03 14:33:00 - [37] Originally by: Shinzann From the WoW-Europe Forum: EVE is like the "Fisherman's Friend" of MMOs. If it's too hard, you are too weak. best quote from that has to be I tried EVE once, everything i so #%@ed up after like 15 mins i accidently blew my own ship up for some #%@ing reason! logs out and unintstalls Originally by: CCP Wrangler do not start your own thread or I will omgwtfbbqpwn you
Dray Caldari The Priory	Posted - 2008.10.03 14:52:00 - [38] Eve is like masturbating while wearing gloves made from barbed wire. There's pleasure involved, but you're going to struggle to find it.
DubanFP Caldari Kylia Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.03 14:54:00 - [39] Originally by: LaVista Vista Nobody in their right mind. Yet pirates are always pimping how cool they are because they can gank 1 month old characters. Pirates by definition does PvP because of the financial gain. Personal Gain, not financial gain. what's the difference? lolz, and fun qualify as Personal Gain. CSM is just a PR stunt that doesn't have any power anyways so make sure to look pretty for the cameras, but please don't open your mouth. _______________ "Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely and utterly outclassed.
LaVista Vista Conservative Shenanigans Party	Posted - 2008.10.03 16:09:00 - [40] Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 03/10/2008 15:16:37 Originally by: LaVista Vista Nobody in their right mind. Yet pirates are always pimping how cool they are because they can gank 1 month old characters. Pirates by definition does PvP because of the financial gain. Personal Gain does not mean financial gain. What is the difference? Lols and fun qualify as Personal Gain. Doing it for the isk defeats the purpose of doing it at all because few people, if anybody, get rich off piracy. People who think pirates do it for the isk are ignorant little carebears that can't realize that not everyone plays EVE for the sole purpose of saving up x Billion isk and Y Million SP. For most Pirates spending isk is a lot more fun then making it. It's why we do what we do. Even killing an 1 day old ibis you know isn't an alt is mildly more amusing then doing nothing at all. Hence, personal gain. Congrats Mr ignorant CSM. You just derailed an otherwise very amusing thread. Piracy is killing stuff for the sake of killing stuff and not expecting to get rich off of it. If you do get a good drop it's just the icing on the cake that lets you kill more without stopping for isk. Wikipedia - Read the very first line. Don't teach me what piracy is about. Piracy has been all I have done ever since I started EVE.
Highwind Cid	Posted - 2008.10.03 16:39:00 - [41] Edited by: Highwind Cid on 03/10/2008 16:39:20 PvP in eve is like peeing in the pool. It's risky, if you get caught off guard your screwed, but it feels so good when it gets executed as planned.
Thea Arsoniztik Red Tides	Posted - 2008.10.03 16:45:00 - [42] Originally by: Volarius I prefer this quote: Originally by: WoW Forums EVE is the worst MMO every made in my opinion. Common example of EVE gameplay: Spend 10 hours figuring out the controls Start up your crappy ship Get a few missions you don't understand Get told by the tutorial to mine instead of do your missions Spend 10 hours mining to get money Get killed by space pirates Lose all your cargo and ship Do it over again Get a level up and think ''woohoo, I can kill those mean pirates now'' Find out that levelling up takes days to actually do. Get bored and see what the PvP is like Mercilessly attack some poor sod mining Get blown up by space police who come from nowhere Fly your pod which goes at 1 mph to the space station for a new ship Get killed by the space station because it now sees you as hostile Get cloned and put in a new ship Leave the space station Get shot by space police rabbles on for 20 years And that's the entire EVE gameplay in a nutshell. I found this as well. WoW noobs : Originally by: WoW forums In theory EVE could be an incredibly sophisticated game with both exciting combat and deep strategy. In practice it's a nauseating mix of griefing, e-peenery and elitism.
gfldex Evolution Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.10.03 17:12:00 - [43] EVE is like Ludo. -- There are countless games in the world. There are at least as many ppl that dont like one or more rules of said games. That never stopped smart game designers from creating good games.
Windows Firewall	Posted - 2008.10.03 17:23:00 - [44] EVE is like a large MMORPG where you fly spaceships and pew pew... Literally speaking of course.
Ashley Sky The Scope	Posted - 2008.10.03 17:47:00 - [45] EVE is like 100,000 donkeys, chasing after a carrot on a stick. No matter how far you get, you're still an ass.
Sam Browne MYTHIC Developments Confederation of Independent Corporations	Posted - 2008.10.03 17:53:00 - [46] ...A not too secret mistress: Sometimes welcoming, exciting, rewarding, exhausting and incredibly intense... Sometimes cold, boring, unfeeling, unfriendly, unsympathetic, and unforgiving... Sometimes dirty, sometimes fresh... BUT, she's always there, always ready to receive, and you always want more than you can have, and need more than you can get. Swimming against the tide since 2003
Haradgrim Tyrell Corp INTERDICTION	Posted - 2008.10.03 20:01:00 - [47] EVE is a place for emo kids to come and find out that everyone actually does hate them and they really do suck. EVE logo emblazened //wrists blood receptical now available from the EVE store.
O'CRUNK	Posted - 2008.10.03 20:05:00 - [48] Eve, the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't. This is probably one of those cry-for-help things.
Roc Wieler Freeform Industries	Posted - 2008.10.03 20:29:00 - [49] Eve is like warm and satisfying sex with a cold corpse. You think you'll only try it once, but you just keep coming back for more. mmmhmmmm...
Malcanis RuffRyders Axiom Empire	Posted - 2008.10.03 20:32:00 - [50] Originally by: Roc Wieler Eve is like warm and satisfying sex with a cold corpse. You think you'll only try it once, but you just keep coming back for more. mmmhmmmm... And the more you do it, the warmer it gets. Allegedly. So I'm told. By strangers.
DubanFP Caldari Kylia Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.03 20:35:00 - [51] Originally by: Malcanis Originally by: Roc Wieler Eve is like warm and satisfying sex with a cold corpse. You think you'll only try it once, but you just keep coming back for more. mmmhmmmm... And the more you do it, the warmer it gets. Allegedly. So I'm told. By strangers. EVE is thinking that conversations like that are Normal.
Raymond Sterns Utopian Research I.E.L. The ENTITY.	Posted - 2008.10.03 20:40:00 - [52] Edited by: Raymond Sterns on 03/10/2008 20:39:48 EvE is like a kick in the balls. Someone is always there to give it to you and it stops hurting with time.
Thea Arsoniztik Red Tides	Posted - 2008.10.03 20:52:00 - [53] Eve is like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!
Demitria Fernir Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2008.10.03 21:01:00 - [54] Eve is like having a huge sandbox with landmines slammed in your face. It's painful and you laugh when it happens to other people. 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101001 I will Conquer My Signature Somewhere in the future 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101001
Gasi Kobayashi Lone Starr Corporation	Posted - 2008.10.03 22:30:00 - [55] Reading forums is like masturbating. You think you're enjoying it, but at the end you just know its fake. ___________________________ Relax. Everything is just my opinion.
Chris Liath Gallente Red Dwarf Mining Corporation space weaponry and trade	Posted - 2008.10.03 22:36:00 - [56] Eve is like a really really sour bit of candy. It will make your mouth wrinkle up, your whole body writhe and cramp. But you still just HAVE to shove that bit of candy in your mouth, even though you know very well just how frakin' sour it is. "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
the Poet Minmatar Destructive Influence Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.10.03 22:50:00 - [57] EVE is like a black hole, it swallows up time, money, relatives, relationships, weekends etc etc...
Megan Maynard Minmatar 17th Minmatar Tactical Wing	Posted - 2008.10.03 22:54:00 - [58] Originally by: But Sects Inappropriate analogy. ~Saint hahahahahhahaha
ScaR97731	Posted - 2008.10.04 00:36:00 - [59] Edited by: ScaR97731 on 04/10/2008 00:37:07 EVE is like what goes on inside the head of a mentally, challenged kid with deep emotional issues.
Sansha'Seventia	Posted - 2008.10.04 00:41:00 - [60] pvp with newbies is like shooting next doors kitten - with an apache gunship.
Malori Veneer	Posted - 2008.10.04 01:25:00 - [61] Eve is like taking a hiking trip into the mountain wilderness... The first few steps has you gawking at how beautiful everything is. Then you step off the trail and immediately lost. You see what looks like an easy cliff to climb and discover it is an overhang instead. FInally though your on top of the overhang and you think the tough part is over but a there isn't any trail but several directions look like a place fair enough to wander. So you wander and get jumped by a bear. A grizzly bear and it eats your lunch and you lose your shoe. Now you are lost, wandering in the wilderness without lunch and then the guys from that movie with the fiddle and references to pigs come to mind and now your really wandering what to do. Then you finally find that peacful valley, where the grass is green, the snow-capped mountains in the distance entices, a small cabin with smoke lazily funneling out of the chimney and you think - what a great place. But then the avalance hits, spews you over the side of the mountain and as you step up bloody and disorientated wander off again where there is no trail. But at least by now you discovered you can eat some types of berries and recognize bear sign. You even carve yourself a nice walking stick and set off again into the wilderness.
DubanFP Caldari Kylia Inc.	Posted - 2008.10.05 15:16:00 - [62] Edited by: DubanFP on 05/10/2008 15:24:39 Random Newbie > if i had my main here he be dust Random Newbie > one fighter will kill him dont stand a chace shame i cant bring my mother ship here Super mains are like that rich and famous cousin. Every idiot claims to have one but nobody has ever actually seen him. Dreadnoughts are like condoms. If you have to ask what it does you probebly aren't old enough to use one. _______________ "Cheap" and "Lame" are words created by people who refuse to admit they have been completely and utterly outclassed.
Neyko Turama Minmatar Lunatic Asylum	Posted - 2008.10.06 06:16:00 - [63] eve is like a second reality where every one can be what he want to be. it's also a mirror which shows you your other side(s)

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