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Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.10.20 21:52:00 -
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Ok, So I'm dreaming last night about the wars which I currently have on TQ. Few things are diffrent though lol.
Station is VERY LONG, like 3 stations put side to side. 3x hostiles outside the station.
1x CNR 1x thorax 1x Ishtar
Now me in my Kronos with 15x heavy drones (lmao). I undock and start to mwd around the station manually to split them up. the drones go aggro on ishtar automaticlly then I start to chase the CNR. Start pounding his ass, he blows up. By the time he blew up my drones blew the poor little ishtar up and the thorax warped off.
When I look at the undocking area of the station (I'm far away at the other side of the station), theres a massive hostile fleet comming my way.
I dock, logoff and wake up.
lmao ________________________ I'M POOR
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Benco97
Gallente The Star League
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Posted - 2008.10.21 00:01:00 -
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I had a special dream last night too, it wasn't EVE related I'm afraid but I've never had a dream where I laughed so hard that I woke up and continued to laugh and so it was something of an experience for me.
The basic premise was that some good friends and I had gone on holiday abroad together and we were all having a great time, approaching lunch time and the hotel we were at had a ridiculous policy of no food unless you're in a dune buggy, that's right, you couldn't eat unless you were driving a dune buggy... So anyway, we all collected our complimentary lunchtime vehicles and stocked up on grub then decided that it'd be a jolly good idea to drive to the nearest town whilst we dined and so we set about it. Along the way I unfortunately hit a rather jarring pot-hole in the track and my tray of Beans, two sausage, egg, fried bread, chips and cup of Tea (With accompanying Scone for afters) were launched out of my lap into the face of my good friend Tom who was driving his buggy to my left. The look of sheer confusion on his face as my meal coasted towards his head was absolutely priceless and the impact was a joy to watch in high-def dream-o-vision (With built-in slomo for those important moments) as my beans exploded into his hair and his face was assaulted by my sausage and egg. I burst into such a fit of laughter at this that I literally woke myself up (Along with the dog who did not seem to be so amused at being woken at such an ungainly hour) and had to calm myself down before I could sleep again.
The confusing thing is that I generally do not find "Slapstick" humour to be very funny at all and when examined now, With my full accompliment of faculties, I feel more than a little embarrassed to have found this culinary assault upon my friend so amusing. Still, I will no doubt remember the feeling of waking up so happy and refreshed for some time to come.
Originally by: P'uck
You're a DUMBASS - bold italic underline at the VERY LEAST.
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Kathryn Dougans
Amarr B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2008.10.21 01:36:00 -
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Originally by: Benco97 my beans exploded into his hair and his face was assaulted by my sausage and egg.
If it's any consolation, this bit made me lol so hard I think i've hurt my ribs...
Eve dreams... hmm. Can't say i've had many, except weird ones I don't recall many details of. Although, i have woken from one involving my ship being multi-webbed, to find i'm tangled in the bedclothes.
Was one, involving a strange thing, to do with Ambulation, didn't make any sense at all. I was in space, and for some reason, if you activated a stargate while having 123 units of tobacco, 9 exotic dancers and 3 units of Spirits in your cargo hold, instead of you jumping into the next system, for some reason, you were jumped into the perspective of one of CCP's guys doing ambulation. It might have been CCP Prism X, or CCP Whisper, not sure. Anyways, you could control the CCP guy and ambulate for as long as the session timer was counting down, then you were returned to your ship. Best part was on forums, there were thousands of threads about how some dude from CCP was ambulating and being a jerk. Got fixed in a patch, of inexplicably large size, and the single patch note was "That sort of thing no longer happens - You know what I'm talking about"
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JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.10.21 02:05:00 -
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if you activated a stargate while having 123 units of tobacco, 9 exotic dancers and 3 units of Spirits in your cargo hold
Well, there's your solution right there. In your dream, you were smoking cigars with "special" tobacco in them, the exotic dancers were all over you and you must have just finished your third bottle of spirits.
Sounds like a *****in space-party tbh
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goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.21 02:11:00 -
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Eve dreams were always weird for me, but I just recently started playing hardcore style again and just got one.
I was commander of the amarrian 7th fleet in a abaddon(the one that owned the titan in empyrean age), and I decide to go renegade and kill all the other races.
So im taking over all the races including the jove when my eve dream(funny enough this is how most of them end)takes a turn for the worst as all the people aboard our ships turn into wow type paladins and just when it couldnt get any worse.... Picard opens a portal jumps in, convos me and tells me hes my father.
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Verx Interis
Amarr Aurora Security Sc0rched Earth
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Posted - 2008.10.21 04:22:00 -
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Edited by: Verx Interis on 21/10/2008 04:22:26 Linkage
My experience. --------- Your bad loan management perfectly strikes the stock market, wrecking for -777.68 points. Eve job list |
TimMc
Gallente The Motley Crew
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Posted - 2008.10.21 09:00:00 -
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Obviously I dont play eve enough to have dreams about it.
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Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar Pilots Of Honour Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.10.21 10:44:00 -
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Last week i had a strange dream..
I was in a shopping mall flying around in a tiny domi and a security guard was chasing me trying to swat me like a fly and stomp on my ship. I was attacking him with my drones (i remember rather a lot of them) at some point i flew inside his ear and was attacking his brain with blasters.. it was at this point i woke up.
Strange indeed.
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Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.10.21 11:07:00 -
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Originally by: Rhatar Khurin Last week i had a strange dream..
I was in a shopping mall flying around in a tiny domi and a security guard was chasing me trying to swat me like a fly and stomp on my ship. I was attacking him with my drones (i remember rather a lot of them) at some point i flew inside his ear and was attacking his brain with blasters.. it was at this point i woke up.
Strange indeed.
Did CONCORD gank you lately? Maybe it's a subconscious desire for revenge.
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Avaan Eclipse
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.10.21 12:11:00 -
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Originally by: TimMc Obviously I dont play eve enough to have dreams about it.
Or you don't remember enough of your dreams to remember the eve ones
I've had a couple of eve dreams myself, and they were pretty event-free, just me flying around, and never using any stargates, even though I changed system a couple of times.
The strangest things about these dreams are that the "graphics" are always a lot better than the real eve. I always fly around in this beutiful, kinda cloudy enviroment where you can barely see a whole station if you're close to it. And occasionally i come out of the cloudy stuff and then the sunlight gleams on the ship plating in a truly spectacular way.
Yeah that sounded kinda gay
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Voltain
BEER Inc.
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Posted - 2008.10.21 16:16:00 -
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Originally by: Benco97 my beans exploded into his hair and his face was assaulted by my sausage and egg.
Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with this line right here, even taken out of context it's still making me laugh quite hard!
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