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Midnighter
The Causality
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.11.18 11:12:00 -
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Are the Caldari gullible?
In comparative anlysis, the Amarr uniformaly believe that there exists some giant of giant invisible space lizard, who is not only immortal and but sees and knows everything. This omnipresent and omnipotent reptile made the universe and everyhting in it and secretly talks to the Amarr and tells them what to do, and when they all die they will go join it in a happy playground in another dimension.
By comparative analysis I would have to state that it is not the Caldari who are the gullible ones.
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Midnighter
The Causality
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.11.18 14:23:00 -
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Edited by: Midnighter on 18/11/2008 14:23:00
 Originally by: Stitcher
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Pilot, where the HELL did you get the "lizard" bit from?
This overbeing they worship predates man and most life, but does not live exclusively in the sea.
Scientific analysis of common evolutionary lines mean it is most likely some form of reptile, possibly even amphibian.
Giant omnipotent inter-dimensional space lizard.
Don't look at me funny, I don't believe in it...
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Midnighter
The Causality
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.11.18 15:41:00 -
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Originally by: Stitcher
small flaw in the logic there - any being capable of omnipresence must be either noncorporial, or indistinguishable from the universe itself.
In either case, taxological classificaiton is impossible
My logic is perfect.
You have no rational scientific basis for your decision that omnipresence somehow mitigates the ability for corporeal body.
In fact, the definition of its omnipotence means that it is not restricted by any such limiting factor.
Having run the giant omnipotent inter-dimensional space lizard through several simulations, it fulfilled all the required criteria perfectly.
Giant omnipotent inter-dimensional space lizard for president! |
Midnighter
The Causality
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.11.19 00:34:00 -
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No, you can't study me.
I have a crack team of professionals for studying my head, so you're sort of out of luck.
But I guess we've solidly proven that the Caldari just aren't Gullible enough :( |
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