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Midnighter
The Causality
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.11.18 11:12:00 -
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Are the Caldari gullible?
In comparative anlysis, the Amarr uniformaly believe that there exists some giant of giant invisible space lizard, who is not only immortal and but sees and knows everything. This omnipresent and omnipotent reptile made the universe and everyhting in it and secretly talks to the Amarr and tells them what to do, and when they all die they will go join it in a happy playground in another dimension.
By comparative analysis I would have to state that it is not the Caldari who are the gullible ones.
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Davlos
Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.11.18 11:20:00 -
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Religion is more likely to be an opiate for the masses instead of an ideology for the gullible. It's not gullibility - you can't blame someone who has been force-fed hashish since birth and can't live without it.
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 Originally by: Revan Neferis
Scientific category of gravitation fields and velocity is force....
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Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.18 12:09:00 -
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I would say that the rise of Heth is less suspicious than the re-election of Foritain.
The truth of democracy is that it's not who votes that counts, but who counts the votes. |
Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.11.18 13:01:00 -
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Originally by: Midnighter
Are the Caldari gullible?
In comparative anlysis, the Amarr uniformaly believe that there exists some kind of giant invisible space lizard, who is not only immortal, but sees and knows everything. This omnipresent and omnipotent reptile made the universe and everyhting in it and secretly talks to the Amarr and tells them what to do, and when they all die they will go join it in a happy playground in another dimension.
By comparative analysis I would have to state that it is not the Caldari who are the gullible ones.
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Pilot, where the HELL did you get the "lizard" bit from?
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Captain Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |
Midnighter
The Causality
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.11.18 14:23:00 -
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Edited by: Midnighter on 18/11/2008 14:23:00
Originally by: Stitcher
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Pilot, where the HELL did you get the "lizard" bit from?
This overbeing they worship predates man and most life, but does not live exclusively in the sea.
Scientific analysis of common evolutionary lines mean it is most likely some form of reptile, possibly even amphibian.
Giant omnipotent inter-dimensional space lizard.
Don't look at me funny, I don't believe in it...
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Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.11.18 14:30:00 -
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small flaw in the logic there - any being capable of omnipresence must be either noncorporial, or indistinguishable from the universe itself.
In either case, taxological classificaiton is impossible |
Midnighter
The Causality
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.11.18 15:41:00 -
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Originally by: Stitcher
small flaw in the logic there - any being capable of omnipresence must be either noncorporial, or indistinguishable from the universe itself.
In either case, taxological classificaiton is impossible
My logic is perfect.
You have no rational scientific basis for your decision that omnipresence somehow mitigates the ability for corporeal body.
In fact, the definition of its omnipotence means that it is not restricted by any such limiting factor.
Having run the giant omnipotent inter-dimensional space lizard through several simulations, it fulfilled all the required criteria perfectly.
Giant omnipotent inter-dimensional space lizard for president! |
BloodBird
Gallente
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.11.18 16:34:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
I would say that the rise of Heth is less suspicious than the re-election of Foritain.
The truth of democracy is that it's not who votes that counts, but who counts the votes.
Yes of course, the elections were rigged. I mean, a man like Foritain could not possibly have won the elections two times in a row because he just so happend to be good at his job, could he? That's just impossible, he is after all the Federation's president. As such he is a corrupt, lying, cheating, useless fool who never did anything right in all of his life.
After all, he's not your Imperial Empress, who never did anything wrong in all of her life, and won her first attempt at power easily.
Oh wait...
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Stitcher
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.11.18 16:58:00 -
[39]
Okay, I'm done talking with Midnighter. He is a silly man. |
A Soporific
Caldari
Venom Pointe Industries
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Posted - 2008.11.18 18:12:00 -
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Originally by: Midnighter
Originally by: Stitcher
small flaw in the logic there - any being capable of omnipresence must be either noncorporial, or indistinguishable from the universe itself.
In either case, taxological classificaiton is impossible
My logic is perfect.
You have no rational scientific basis for your decision that omnipresence somehow mitigates the ability for corporeal body.
In fact, the definition of its omnipotence means that it is not restricted by any such limiting factor.
Having run the giant omnipotent inter-dimensional space lizard through several simulations, it fulfilled all the required criteria perfectly.
Giant omnipotent inter-dimensional space lizard for president!
I was having a discussion about Capusleer Dementia not that long ago. Do you mind if I observe you for further study? |
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Midnighter
The Causality
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.11.19 00:34:00 -
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No, you can't study me.
I have a crack team of professionals for studying my head, so you're sort of out of luck.
But I guess we've solidly proven that the Caldari just aren't Gullible enough :( |
A Soporific
Caldari
Venom Pointe Industries
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Posted - 2008.11.19 03:28:00 -
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That's really a shame. We really need to understand this tragic malady better. I just get the feeling that special insight could be gleaned by careful observation, I guess I need to ask others... maybe a Goon... After all, large portions of their membership do show extreme symptoms. |
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