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Volarius
Digital assassins G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:11:00 -
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I've asked and begged and even given ISK to their recruiters.
Every day they promised they'd let me in and they still don't :'(
I really like their corp and their members especially XxAngelxX cus shes a girl so i really wanna join and do some PvP.
Does anyone have any ideas how I can improve my chances of getting into their corp?
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Blondieonsum
Endless Opportunities
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:11:00 -
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Edited by: Blondieonsum on 18/11/2008 21:13:45
lol?  |

Rejected Enlightenment
Habitual Euthanasia
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:12:00 -
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There's no room left, Angel grew again.
If you really want to get in, convo Slinktress, I hear she's a girl on the internet too. |

Li Fengxian
Gallente Brothers In Scarlet
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:13:00 -
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Very funny joke.  |

Oregon sinful
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:13:00 -
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spy |

The Monkeysphere
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:14:00 -
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I think we can safely say that posts like these multiply your chances of getting recruited greatly, in fact if you post enough we'll contact you ourselves. |

Slade Trillgon
Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:14:00 -
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You can not buy your way in silly man.
You must first see the light.
Slade
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Troye
Gallente Strix Armaments and Defence
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:17:00 -
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Theres a girl in my corp! I heard her on ts shes REAL
Want to join? |

que stor
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:17:00 -
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Try applying while holding a tray of doughnuts, hear that may get her fancy. |

Sidus Isaacs
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:18:00 -
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I dunno, I would never pay to get into a crop. Thats just wrong :P. I pay taxes, ok, but never pay ot get in. |

Vladic Ka
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:18:00 -
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So thats where goodfellas got there posting lessons from. Explains a lot. |

Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:18:00 -
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Now be specific, do you want to join the Illuminati or the Illuminati posting squad? |

caldicott
Minmatar Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:18:00 -
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I LIKE EGGS!!!!
No, really i do! I COULD EAT EGGS FOREVER!! THERES NO LIMIT!
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Lindsay Fox
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:20:00 -
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Originally by: The Monkeysphere I think we can safely say that posts like these multiply your chances of getting recruited greatly, in fact if you post enough we'll contact you ourselves.
Clearly he would have more luck if he posted horrific goatse ****.... amirite? |

Ra Vhim
Black Bag Ops
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:37:00 -
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Originally by: Volarius I've asked and begged and even given ISK to their recruiters.
Every day they promised they'd let me in and they still don't :'(
I really like their corp and their members especially XxAngelxX cus shes a girl so i really wanna join and do some PvP.
Does anyone have any ideas how I can improve my chances of getting into their corp?
Don't be a sad panda. Your chances will improve if you know (and can sing) their theme song: Linky |

Black Scorpio
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:45:00 -
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Originally by: Volarius I've asked and begged and even given ISK to their recruiters.
Every day they promised they'd let me in and they still don't :'(
I really like their corp and their members especially XxAngelxX cus shes a girl so i really wanna join and do some PvP.
Does anyone have any ideas how I can improve my chances of getting into their corp?
Well maybe you should stop stalking the poor "girl" (who knows if she's a one).. and get on with your life. Wardec them and prove them your wort your salt :) Maybe they'll hire you then. |

Kateryne
Minmatar purple pot hogs
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:50:00 -
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I can confirm that Slink is infact female and that buying her donuts and donating isk to her corp WILL get you in. Now go find the ingame item 'donuts'. I hear the Joves drop them...
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Tomas Ysidro
Caldari Buttered On The Wrong Side
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:53:00 -
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Illuminati is terrible why would you want to join them
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Dianeces
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.11.18 21:54:00 -
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Originally by: Black Scorpio
How do you know their members if you haven't joined yet, hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm?? 
Some corporations have these things called public channels. You may have heard of them. Given your general lack of understanding of everything else about this game, I would guess that's about as likely as me being chosen as the next Pope.
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Complete Tart
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.11.18 22:02:00 -
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Originally by: Black Scorpio Well maybe you should stop stalking the poor "girl" (who knows if she's a one)
You're a total trainwreck |

Black Scorpio
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Posted - 2008.11.18 22:08:00 -
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Originally by: Dianeces
Originally by: Black Scorpio
How do you know their members if you haven't joined yet, hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm?? 
Some corporations have these things called public channels. You may have heard of them. Given your general lack of understanding of everything else about this game, I would guess that's about as likely as me being chosen as the next Pope.
You mean you have applied for the position of "The next Pope"? Impressive  |

Black Scorpio
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Posted - 2008.11.18 22:09:00 -
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Originally by: Complete Tart
Originally by: Black Scorpio Well maybe you should stop stalking the poor "girl" (who knows if she's a one)
You're a total trainwreck
Hm.. trainwreck? I haven't seen many of these.. can you describe what that is like? |

Black Scorpio
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Posted - 2008.11.18 22:09:00 -
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Originally by: Tomas Ysidro Illuminati is terrible why would you want to join them
I'm with you there brother  |

Dianeces
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.11.18 22:13:00 -
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Originally by: Black Scorpio
Originally by: Complete Tart
Originally by: Black Scorpio Well maybe you should stop stalking the poor "girl" (who knows if she's a one)
You're a total trainwreck
Hm.. trainwreck? I haven't seen many of these.. can you describe what that is like?
Right click your portrait in-game, show info. Alternatively, look up the alliance Capital Storm. |

Black Scorpio
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Posted - 2008.11.18 22:14:00 -
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Originally by: Dianeces
Originally by: Black Scorpio
Originally by: Complete Tart
Originally by: Black Scorpio Well maybe you should stop stalking the poor "girl" (who knows if she's a one)
You're a total trainwreck
Hm.. trainwreck? I haven't seen many of these.. can you describe what that is like?
Right click your portrait in-game, show info. Alternatively, look up the alliance Capital Storm.
Awww, you're so smart and funnyyy :) I should print out your reply and put it in a frame so i feel privileged every time i see it on my wall...  |

Williamat Centaurus
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.11.18 22:16:00 -
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Originally by: que stor Try applying while holding a tray of doughnuts, hear that may get her fancy.
No, it has to be bon bons.... it worked for Peggy Bundy...  |

Rexthor Hammerfists
Rage of Inferno
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Posted - 2008.11.18 22:18:00 -
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Originally by: Volarius I've asked and begged and even given ISK to their recruiters.
Every day they promised they'd let me in and they still don't :'(
I really like their corp and their members especially XxAngelxX cus shes a girl so i really wanna join and do some PvP.
Does anyone have any ideas how I can improve my chances of getting into their corp?
Paste your application on 4chan, should find most of pl in there. Add some disgusting pic and youre in in no time. |

Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
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Posted - 2008.11.18 22:18:00 -
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The illuminati are my forum posting heroes, can I join too? |

Dianeces
The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.11.18 22:18:00 -
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Originally by: Chaos Incarnate The illuminati are my forum posting heroes, can I join too?
We only accept applicants who are photogenic. |

IR Scoutar
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.11.18 22:26:00 -
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Originally by: Dianeces
Originally by: Chaos Incarnate The illuminati are my forum posting heroes, can I join too?
We only accept applicants who are photogenic.
his body is thou ...
Originally by: Volarius stuff
your sig might be why your not getting in 
also declaring your love for one of the few girls in a man dominated place never worked out quite well if you havent even talked to her c/d ? |
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