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Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg
1-800-FUBAR
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Posted - 2012.04.07 19:14:00 -
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Anyone got a date or is it a quiet night in with EVE, the forums and a box of tissues. Run your hand through your lower beard before you answer this one.
Questions.
Can anyone advise me on a list of A grade PVP corps/alliances of the quality of Rooks and Kings
who dont require you to spend 3 months in a bottom licking channel telling them how great they are (R&Ks take note)
(This does not mean death by blobbing i mean people who have perfect knowledge of in game mechanics so no Goons)
Standing in for Karn Dulake who was banned for saying bad words |
Brock Nelson
549
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Posted - 2012.04.07 19:16:00 -
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No Signature removed, CCP Phantom |
Virgil Travis
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2012.04.07 19:24:00 -
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Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg wrote: Can anyone advise me on a list of A grade PVP corps/alliances of the quality of Rooks and Kings
Never thought I'd see the word quality and Rooks and Kings in the same sentence. You've been drinking haven't you? Roses are red. Bacon is also red. Poems are hard. Bacon. |
MeBiatch
Republic University Minmatar Republic
252
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Posted - 2012.04.07 19:25:00 -
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shush! +É+Ö+ƒ +£+Ü +ô+ó+ö, +¢+Ö +¿+É+ò+Ö +£+ö+û+¢+Ö+¿ you don't have an opinion that is worth mentioning |
Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg
1-800-FUBAR
146
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Posted - 2012.04.07 19:26:00 -
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Virgil Travis wrote:Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg wrote: Can anyone advise me on a list of A grade PVP corps/alliances of the quality of Rooks and Kings
Never thought I'd see the word quality and Rooks and Kings in the same sentence. You've been drinking haven't you?
Yes and im out of tissues Standing in for Karn Dulake who was banned for saying bad words |
ElQuirko
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
513
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Posted - 2012.04.07 19:30:00 -
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Virgil Travis wrote: Never thought I'd see the word quality and Rooks and Kings in the same sentence. You've been drinking haven't you?
You clueless or something?
If we distribute pictures of people, does that mean God can file copyright claims under SOPA? |
Virgil Travis
GWA Corp
119
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Posted - 2012.04.07 19:32:00 -
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ElQuirko wrote:Virgil Travis wrote: Never thought I'd see the word quality and Rooks and Kings in the same sentence. You've been drinking haven't you? You clueless or something?
No, sorry, next question. Roses are red. Bacon is also red. Poems are hard. Bacon. |
Ur235
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
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Posted - 2012.04.07 19:32:00 -
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Test or Goonies best eve pvpers ever tbh hmm |
Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg
1-800-FUBAR
147
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Posted - 2012.04.07 19:50:00 -
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Ur235 wrote:Test or Goonies best eve pvpers ever tbh
Test and the plebbies are Blobbers Standing in for Karn Dulake who was banned for saying bad words |
Serene Repose
Perkone Caldari State
546
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Posted - 2012.04.07 22:07:00 -
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Just go out and join a great PvP corp! It's easy! (Sorry your post was reduced to sissy-slapping, btw.)
I stopped dating twenty years ago. Now, I sit at the kitchen table and write checks to forestall a flood of debt my wonderful little children tend to amass just by occupying space and breathing.
Smokestack lightnin' shinin' just like gold |
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baltec1
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Posted - 2012.04.07 22:10:00 -
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Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg wrote:Ur235 wrote:Test or Goonies best eve pvpers ever tbh Test and the plebbies are Blobbers
Given the fight Raiden gave in Tenal a single Mealstrom would be seen as blobbing. |
Pop Bear
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Posted - 2012.04.07 22:21:00 -
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umm just find someone you wanna join, and jump through a few hoops for a while until you get a group hug reallyt! it's as easy as that tbh. |
Kristoffon Ellecon
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
33
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Posted - 2012.04.07 22:32:00 -
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I had very good interactions with members of The Tuskers which I think would meet your criteria. |
Large Collidable Object
morons.
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Posted - 2012.04.07 22:48:00 -
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According to your signature, you're Karn Dulake's alt.
Karn Dulake claimed to be posting on his main.
In case that is true, not even the worst PvP corps will accept you, as you lack the most basic PvP experience and common sense.
Try RvB, Eve Uni or Test. You know... morons. |
Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
118
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Posted - 2012.04.07 22:48:00 -
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Rooks and Kings don't accept noob alts with zero kills on battleclinic that whine on GD about pvp corps laughing at them? Good for them. |
Daneirkus Auralex
The Foreign Legion Test Alliance Please Ignore
51
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Posted - 2012.04.07 22:57:00 -
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I can confirm that TEST doesn't blob, and that we have perfect knowledge of game mechanics. And are generally win at EVE. |
Richter Enderas
Kaesong Kosmonauts Test Friends Please Ignore
101
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Posted - 2012.04.07 22:58:00 -
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Ur235 wrote:Test or Goonies best eve pvpers ever tbh
Confirming this. Fountain is clearly Syndicate 2.0 and VFK is the new Rancer |
Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg
1-800-FUBAR
148
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Posted - 2012.04.07 23:09:00 -
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Large Collidable Object wrote:According to your signature, you're Karn Dulake's alt. Karn Dulake claimed to be posting on his main. In case that is true, not even the worst PvP corps will accept you, as you lack the most basic PvP experience and common sense. Try RvB, Eve Uni or Test.
Ashley is standing in for Karn Dulake as he is on his second ban for trolling the Goons and Mittans.
I hardly ever post killmails for kills or losses as i hate killboards. All it does is inhibit fighting as people wont undock if they think that there killboard will suffer. It leads to blobbing and cyno drops.
Next up i spend most of my time on Sisi as
1. i can get instant pvp any way i like it
2. Im fighting another pvp ship and not ganking a pver which is not real pvp
3. If people are only interested in killboards they will not gain the true measure of someone. Ive seen people with perfect killboards but when you look closely all there kills are shared with 30 other people.
If you check my killboard and make a decision on that then i dont want to be part of your pvp corp as it says to much about you and the style of fighting that you like to do. Standing in for Karn Dulake who was banned for saying bad words |
Cipher Jones
The Thomas Edwards Taco Tuesday All Stars
452
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Posted - 2012.04.07 23:17:00 -
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Got a date with the ol' lady and a synth blue pill booster. I AM ******* PISSED OFF THAT EVE WILL NOT RUN ON MY COMMODORE 64. **** THAT **** I QUIT. take all my isk for 1 trit. |
Darth Gustav
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
298
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Posted - 2012.04.07 23:18:00 -
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Little-known-fact: Most other non-cowardly peoples' kills and losses get auto-posted via API. So the statistical likelihood of a veracious claim in this instance is 0.42%. As for your time on Sisi, big PVP alliances tend to play on a server shard called Tranquility. I think they prefer members to as well.
1) Meaningless shitfit pvp with no consequences is so utterly heroic and dreamy
2) Wow another PVP ship aren't you looking for a pvp corp?!?
3) Being bad at PVP and having friends who are also bad at PVP but risking it all anyway on TQ sure seems more honorific than hiding on Sisi (I read that as SISSY FYI).
Good luck finding an elite PVP corp with strong PVP numbers like R&K where your joke of a record of experience garnered on Sisi isn't at least nominally called into question. He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom |
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Darth Gustav
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
298
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Posted - 2012.04.07 23:19:00 -
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loldoublepostwtf He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom |
Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
532
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Posted - 2012.04.07 23:24:00 -
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Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg wrote:Large Collidable Object wrote:According to your signature, you're Karn Dulake's alt. Karn Dulake claimed to be posting on his main. In case that is true, not even the worst PvP corps will accept you, as you lack the most basic PvP experience and common sense. Try RvB, Eve Uni or Test. Ashley is standing in for Karn Dulake as he is on his second ban for trolling the Goons and Mittans. I hardly ever post killmails for kills or losses as i hate killboards. All it does is inhibit fighting as people wont undock if they think that there killboard will suffer. It leads to blobbing and cyno drops. Next up i spend most of my time on Sisi as 1. i can get instant pvp any way i like it 2. Im fighting another pvp ship and not ganking a pver which is not real pvp 3. If people are only interested in killboards they will not gain the true measure of someone. Ive seen people with perfect killboards but when you look closely all there kills are shared with 30 other people. If you check my killboard and make a decision on that then i dont want to be part of your pvp corp as it says to much about you and the style of fighting that you like to do.
Not trolling buy Sisi is not teh same as there is no risk/loss you can buy and fit your ships with min/maxing as everythign is almost free.
Also, if you did have much pvp on tranquility it wouldnt matter if you post kills/losses or not, tey would end up on most killboards since they almost all feed from each other via eve-kill etc and are api generated and automatically fed through teh system. There is no escaping our KB overlords im afraid. Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |
Large Collidable Object
morons.
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Posted - 2012.04.07 23:33:00 -
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Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg wrote:
Ashley is standing in for Karn Dulake as he is on his second ban for trolling the Goons and Mittans.
I hardly ever post killmails for kills or losses as i hate killboards. All it does is inhibit fighting as people wont undock if they think that there killboard will suffer. It leads to blobbing and cyno drops.
Next up i spend most of my time on Sisi as
1. i can get instant pvp any way i like it
2. Im fighting another pvp ship and not ganking a pver which is not real pvp
3. If people are only interested in killboards they will not gain the true measure of someone. Ive seen people with perfect killboards but when you look closely all there kills are shared with 30 other people.
If you check my killboard and make a decision on that then i dont want to be part of your pvp corp as it says to much about you and the style of fighting that you like to do.
Well - from my experience most kills show up on BC either way because most corps even remotely interested in pvp are api-subscribed there.
I don't like people with extreme isk efficiency as that's a sign of blobbing 99% of the time.
1. Next up you're looking for instant pvp and try to join R&K.
Right.
If you watched their video on their war on AHARM, there were months of probing and collapsing wormholes involved.
(right now I am 99% certain that I'm responding to a troll)
2. six of your impressive 13 kills in 2-3 years of 'playing' this game were ganks against hulks and the associated pods.
3. I am interested in killboards because I can read them and tell a 99% efficient blobber apart from a soloer with balls - just as I can recognize someone who thinks he should be accepted into R&K because he popped 3 hulks and pods solo and whored on 7 other killmails whilst losing enourmously stupid carebear ships.
Anyway +1 because you are actually one of the few persons where I'm not sure if trolling or really that dumb. You know... morons. |
Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg
1-800-FUBAR
149
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Posted - 2012.04.08 02:11:00 -
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For Large Collidable Object.
1. I killed a few miners as my favourite kills in this game are ninja kills. For me nothing comes close. Those kills dont tell you about the 6 systems full of WTs who were formed up and ready to go that i flew through, made my kill and then got out before anyone had even noticed.
2. The really hard part about trolling on the forums is that when you insult the player base as its a saturday night and most of them are home alone is that you have to ask a question so that you will not have the thread locked by a random CCP employee.
The hardest part is having the question ignored by the furious while responding to the insult.
BTW can you post a screen shot of your avatars full body as you are the biggest butterface in EVE and im sure that if Ashley was not a homosexual he would have the wierdest boner at seeing it.
Standing in for Karn Dulake who was banned for saying bad words |
Maxy Morbashay
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Posted - 2012.04.08 16:01:00 -
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Ashley SchmidtVonGoldberg wrote:
Next up i spend most of my time on Sisi as
1. i can get instant pvp any way i like it
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You are going to struggle getting into any pvp alliance if your kills/fits are mainly on SISI, never mind the invite only groups you reference.
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Killer Gandry
V I R I I Ineluctable.
243
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Posted - 2012.04.08 16:29:00 -
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Join RvB.
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Sverige Pahis
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
979
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Posted - 2012.04.08 16:43:00 -
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Ur235 wrote:Test or Goonies best eve pvpers ever tbh
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14938836
tell me more about dying to an ares in a hurricane l.a.f.f.o. |
Rath Kelbore
The Six-Pack Syndicate EVE Animal Control
47
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Posted - 2012.04.08 17:42:00 -
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I am also interested in this. I plan on living forever.......so far, so good. |
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