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Hambonie
Caldari
The Good Fellas
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Posted - 2008.11.24 07:33:00 -
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Our corp decides to war dec a alliance so we can hopefully have some war targets around to have fun with. Not 3 hrs into the war the alliance decides to bring a group of guys to our system to fight. On of the CEO's brings his Navy Apoc in the mix of things as bait for us.
Seeing that it is bait I only shoot him with 2 of my guns on the mega. When he sees that im not doing much damage he opens up on me and warps the other 4 to 5 guys into the fight. Needless to say when he got hit with all the guns and my other mate jumped in with the Domi the fight didn't last to long.
After we blew him up and the others warped off I opened the wreak to find utterly useless crap. Only after looking at the mail did I start to laugh. So I present to you the dual tank Navy Apoc of Doom
2008.11.21 00:13:00
Victim: xxxxx
Corp: Stellar Policying
Alliance: Stellar Union
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Apocalypse Navy Issue
System: Irjunen
Security: 0.5
Damage Taken: 45702
Involved parties:
Name: Hambonie (laid the final blow)
Security: -0.7
Corp: The Good Fellas
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Megathron
Weapon: Neutron Blaster Cannon II
Damage Done: 30451
Name: Scarface 420
Security: -0.1
Corp: The Good Fellas
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Dominix
Weapon: Ogre II
Damage Done: 15251
Destroyed items:
Amarr Navy Standard L, Qty: 3
Projectile Collision Accelerator I
Amarr Navy Standard S, Qty: 2
Large F-S9 Regolith Shield Induction
TachyoModulated Energy Beam I, Qty: 3
1600mm Reinforced Crystalline Carbonide Plates I (Cargo)
Cataclysm Cruise Missile, Qty: 1934 (Cargo)
Cataclysm Cruise Missile, Qty: 19
Medium Beam Laser II
'Copasetic' I Particle Field Acceleration
Large Clarity Ward Booster I
'Arbalest' Cruise Launcher I
1600mm Reinforced Crystalline Carbonide Plates I
Photonic CPU Enhancer I, Qty: 2
Ancillary Current Router I
Dropped items:
Amarr Navy Standard L
Type-D Attenuation Signal Augmentation (Cargo)
Tachyon Modulated Energy Beam I
Internal Force Field Array I
Cataclysm Cruise Missile, Qty: 19
Medium Beam Laser II
Magnetic Scattering Amplifier I
Shielded Radar Backup Cluster I (Cargo)
'Arbalest' Cruise Launcher I
Large I-a Polarized Armor Regenerator
Warp Core Stabilizer II, Qty: 2
Nothing like a Navy Apoc that has a Projectile rig on it and a shield and armor tank with WC stabs
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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.11.24 07:39:00 -
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******s in ******ed ship fitting shocker
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Solomon XI
Hoist The Colors.
Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.24 08:39:00 -
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I remember hearing about this in LOCAL, Hambonie. Owned.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.11.24 08:41:00 -
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lol wut? 
That's worse than my last lossmail 
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 Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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Tanaka Atsuko
Gallente
Heretic Army
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.11.24 10:02:00 -
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you know what i donno thats a well i donno what to call it
but this one time i went afk ( too take a poo) while on a station in my thanatos whilst smart bombing macro haulers
i came back and i was covered in pirates ( butt pirates)
so i self destructed >_>
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Arkady Renko
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Posted - 2008.11.24 10:20:00 -
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"Policying"....mmmm...where have I heard that word before??
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Murk Loar
Polytope
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Posted - 2008.11.24 10:43:00 -
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Originally by: Hambonie
Medium Beam Laser II
All battleships should roll with medium guns.
c/d |
Temitten
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Posted - 2008.11.24 10:55:00 -
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Originally by: Murk Loar
Originally by: Hambonie
Medium Beam Laser II
All battleships should roll with medium guns.
c/d
medium beam lasers are small guns though
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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:17:00 -
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Originally by: Murk Loar
Originally by: Hambonie
Medium Beam Laser II
All battleships should roll with medium guns.
c/d
look at this noob
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Gneeznow
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:56:00 -
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for amarr
medium = small
heavy = medium
MEGA PULSE AWESOME LASER DEATH RAY = big
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Murk Loar
Polytope
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Posted - 2008.11.25 00:59:00 -
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That'll teach me for typing before thinking.Touche.
I was going to post a 'rolling eyes' emoticon here but then remembered emoticons are ghey so I didn't. |
Gankbear
Amarr
Gankbears
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Posted - 2008.11.25 01:30:00 -
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Originally by: Murk Loar
That'll teach me for typing before thinking.Touche.
I was going to post a 'rolling eyes' emoticon here but then remembered emoticons are ghey so I didn't.
oh noes. i'm gay.
I wondered why my bum hurt.
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Gankbears Sarcasm hits fail thread for 249 lolcatz causing it to be locked. CCP Mitnal laid the final blow.
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Aeon Starcatcher
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Posted - 2008.11.25 02:04:00 -
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1/10 thread fails to deliver
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Gralg Merglen
Minmatar
Phoibe Enterprises
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2008.11.25 02:18:00 -
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Bugger. I was going to wardec them for some fun in my 2 man alt corp before i joined this one, then they joined an alliance. Wish I'd done it now :( Nice kill, shame he didn't drop anything worthwhile.
Originally by: Graalum
I can also confirm that the guristas pirates have a titan. We tried to kill it but unfortunately it mwded away at 5k/second and smacked us in local.
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Hammerfail CEO
Caldari
Hammerfail Industries
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Posted - 2008.11.25 02:21:00 -
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Thread fails
Hammerfail Industries
Professional Mercenary Solutions
Accept no substitutes or imposters! |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.11.25 02:47:00 -
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Originally by: Hammerfail CEO
Thread fails
When the authority on fail says this, you know its a pretty big fail.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.11.25 04:06:00 -
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and you didn't even highlight the arby cruise launchers
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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.11.25 08:53:00 -
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Originally by: Murk Loar
That'll teach me for typing before thinking.Touche.
I was going to post a 'rolling eyes' emoticon here but then remembered emoticons are ghey so I didn't.
I hope this learned you good
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