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Martin VanBuren
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:34:00 -
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Yo caod, what's up, how are you? I'm fine, thanks for asking.
BUT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME, YOU CARE ABOUT WAR UPDATES, DON'T YOU!?
Well, here you are: Of the two red overlord constellations in feythabolis, we now control one station in each! Victory eternal to the soldiers of the swarm, and death un-ending to the isk selling traitors who would betray their friends for the chance of greater profits!
Also: BIG OLD FIGHT IN VNG! To try and draw out our AAA friends, so famously reticent to engage under anything even appearing to be vaguely even odds, we cunningly timed one of our large sov holding towers for Russian Prime, eagerly anticipating a fight! Our dread fleet, platinum insured and logged off in preparation, waited for the dread AAA armada to engage...and they did! AND THEN WE DID!
AND WE TOTALLY OWNED THE HELL OUT OF EM!
Although the numbers are still being totted up, early figures suggest like 18 goonswarm dreads down in exchange for 30 dreads and 10 some carriers on the part of AAA and their lackey scum. Also we totally beat the crap out of their support fleet, like they started with like 30 battleships and by the end had 4.
A GREAT DAY FOR THE SWARM, my friends! I, myself, was there in a broadsword, which I am sure in the 30 seconds it was able to stay on grid before warping out because 4 carriers had sicked their fighters on me, was extremely effective! Shoutouts go, of course, to our stalwart allies (you know, the ones who DON'T ally with bob because they think they'll make more isk per month that way) TCF, Rebellion, UNL, ZAF, and the mighty Eight Year Old Girls Incorporated, most imperial and mighty amongst the myriad Goonswarm corporations.
In conclusion, dearest thread to my heart, I wish you all a good day, good posts, and most important of all, good fights. o/ o/ o/
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Privavarian
Gallente Black Fury United For 0rder
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:35:00 -
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YES! THIS! ---- Pic of my in my basement. http://img528.imageshack.us/my.php?image=brian1sp3.jpg |
Vital Efters
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:36:00 -
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im calling this a defeat for the swarm i lost my falcon you jerks
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Martin VanBuren
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:36:00 -
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Edited by: Martin VanBuren on 24/11/2008 11:36:18
Originally by: Vital Efters im calling this a defeat for the swarm i lost my falcon you jerks
However my broadsword remains safe, and also I got on a killmail, so forget you buddy
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Jaroslav
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:37:00 -
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I was there, i shot stuff then i shot some more stuff and then i died :3
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Daveydweeb
Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:37:00 -
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My cunning plan worked perfectly.
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Ziester
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:37:00 -
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GBC just can't catch a break lately when it comes to dread fights.
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BCE 3AHRTO
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:38:00 -
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that fight was extremely fofofo!!
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Dangerously Cheesey
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:38:00 -
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Originally by: Jaroslav I was there, i shot stuff then i shot some more stuff and then i died :3
I was there, i shot stuff but I lived and still shot morestuff
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Privavarian
Gallente Black Fury United For 0rder
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:38:00 -
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Originally by: Daveydweeb My cunning plan worked perfectly.
Hey! You're not in the 'Eight Year Old Girls Corporation' or GoonFleet. You're not as cool as all the other goons :\ ---- Pic of my in my basement. http://img528.imageshack.us/my.php?image=brian1sp3.jpg |
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Psilocin
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:39:00 -
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Originally by: Gorfob The best part of the fight was watching Alderbrand get podded.
FOFOFOOOO! |
Petar Quaresma
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:40:00 -
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I killed so many people I came.
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Daveydweeb
Ars ex Discordia GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:40:00 -
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Originally by: Privavarian
Originally by: Daveydweeb My cunning plan worked perfectly.
Hey! You're not in the 'Eight Year Old Girls Corporation' or GoonFleet. You're not as cool as all the other goons :\
On the contrary, I'm far cooler.
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Kreunt
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:40:00 -
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Originally by: Psilocin
Originally by: Gorfob The best part of the fight was watching Alderbrand get podded.
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Dangerously Cheesey
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:40:00 -
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Originally by: Kreunt
Originally by: Psilocin
Originally by: Gorfob The best part of the fight was watching Alderbrand get podded.
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Veldya
Guristari Freedom Fighters
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:41:00 -
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Has BoB made a guest appearance yet? I think they lost all their assets in Tribute now so might be skulking over soon.
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Psilocin
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:42:00 -
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Edited by: Psilocin on 24/11/2008 11:42:18 http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/265393
FOFOFOOOO! |
Gumpy Nighthawk
Amarr Octavian Vanguard RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:43:00 -
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Quote: Although the numbers are still being totted up, early figures suggest like 18 goonswarm dreads down in exchange for 30 dreads and 10 some carriers on the part of AAA and their lackey scum. Also we totally beat the crap out of their support fleet, like they started with like 30 battleships and by the end had 4.
Damn you goons, now we as the mighty NC aren't special anymore with slaughtering the GBC and it's has beens Signature Locked. Please refrain from amending a moderated warning. Navigator |
Privavarian
Gallente Black Fury United For 0rder
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:44:00 -
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Originally by: Veldya Has BoB made a guest appearance yet? I think they lost all their assets in Tribute now so might be skulking over soon.
ITS ME! IM DA BOB ALT IN THE OP. ---- Pic of my in my basement. http://img528.imageshack.us/my.php?image=brian1sp3.jpg |
Petar Quaresma
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:44:00 -
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Razor, I am so sorry we left you alone to **** the GBC. Now you must apologize for leaving us alone to do the same thing :/. OUR ALLIANCES ARE DOOOOOOOMED
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Zataaki
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:45:00 -
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Originally by: Psilocin Edited by: Psilocin on 24/11/2008 11:42:18 http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/265393
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Martin VanBuren
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:45:00 -
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Edited by: Martin VanBuren on 24/11/2008 11:45:46
Originally by: Veldya Has BoB made a guest appearance yet? I think they lost all their assets in Tribute now so might be skulking over soon.
we killed a bob sacrilege in impass a couple of days ago
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Gorfob
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:46:00 -
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Listened to Rachmaninoff that whole fight.
Tanked 2 doomsdays.
Killed useless idiots.
Got on a bunch of killmails.
Had some beers.
Wisdom.
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Zastrow
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:46:00 -
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we cynoed in ******edly outnumbered in caps. I was expecting a welp but we got a ****. :iiam: Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Sasha Lyre
Gallente Blood Music
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:47:00 -
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Serious battle reports are good, but this report managed to convey the information and also produce much lolage.
oh and it might just be my rather poor taste in humour but I would find it even funnier if you could ensure that your corp called '8 year old girls-or similiar' had as their ceo gary glitter, trained up for logistics and repping his corpies...
Your Blood Goes to my Head and the Music Flows through my Veins |
Zastrow
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:47:00 -
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Then we played the Picard Song over teamspeak. Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
SunglassesInSpace
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:48:00 -
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Man I shot so much stuff
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Pnuka
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:48:00 -
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Originally by: Psilocin Edited by: Psilocin on 24/11/2008 11:42:18 http://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/265393
My ship costs less that your ammo, I don't know if my guns are loaded, I'm about to ruin your life.
Welcome to the swarm.
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Zastrow
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:51:00 -
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Edited by: Zastrow on 24/11/2008 11:51:04
Originally by: Zastrow Then we played the Picard Song over teamspeak.
Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet! Engage!
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise. Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.) Make it so. Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.) Make it so.
The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth! Scientific truth, or historical truth, or personal truth! It is the guiding principal upon which Starfleet is based! Now if you can't find it within yourself to stand up for the truth, You don't deserve to wear that uniform!
Is this becoming a speech? You're the Captain Sir. You're entitled. Hmm. I'm entitled to ramble on about something everyone knows?
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise. Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.) Make it so. Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.) Make it so.
He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic, so that no one had the chance to interrupt him. But really quite hypnotic.
Incredibly unbroken sentence, Moving from topic to topic, Incredibly unbroken sentence, Moving from topic to topic.
Moving from topic to topic. Quite hypnotic.
Incredibly unbroken sentence, Moving from topic to topic, Incredibly unbroken sentence, Moving from topic to topic.
Moving from topic to topic. Quite hypnotic.
Incredibly unbroken sentence, Moving from topic to topic, Incredibly unbroken sentence, Moving from topic to topic.
Moving from topic to topic. Quite hypnotic.
notic-notic-notic-notic
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise. Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.) Make it so. Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.) Make it so.
You'll have to call again, I'm just leaving. I'm ah, not dressed properly.
My-My-My-My
My love is a fever, Longing still for that which longer nurseth the disease. Tell me more. You'll have to call again.
In faith, I do not love thee, with mine eyes. They thee, a thousand errors see. But 'tis my heart, that loves, what they despise. Whom you despise.
If you, are pleased to go, Shall I compare thee, to a summer's day? Tell me more. You'll have to call again.
Darmok. And Jalad. At Tenagra. Darmok. (Engage) And Jalad. At Tenagra. (This is the Captain speaking.) Darmok. And Jalad. At Tenagra. Darmok. (Engage) Angelad. At-tanagra. (This is the Captain speaking.)
I am Locutus of Borg. You will respond to my questions. I am Locutus of Borg. You are Borg.
I am Locutus of Borg. You will assist us. I am Locutus of Borg. You are Borg.
I am Locutus of Borg. Lock phasers on that vessel. I am Locutus of Borg. There are FOUR LIGHTS!
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise. Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.) Make it so. Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.) Make it so.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise. Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.) Make it so. Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.) Make it so.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise. Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise.
Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. (Jean-Luc Picard.) Make it so. Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Make it so. Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Jah'Ret Khan
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.24 11:51:00 -
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We won???
I declare utter Fail-Fail. ************************** We go ZOOM-ZOOM! You go BOOM-BOOM!
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