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Azeraphel
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Posted - 2004.07.13 13:48:00 -
[1]
You pop through a gate, and realize that the gate you just popped out of is well-camped. There's a support scorp enhancing sensors on one or more attack ships, there's jammers, there's scramblers. You're sitting there, cloaked.
You will be instantly targetted as soon as you come out of cloak.
You won't have time to make it back to the gate.
You won't have time to make it into warp.
What the heck do you do? :)
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Azeraphel
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Posted - 2004.07.13 13:48:00 -
[2]
You pop through a gate, and realize that the gate you just popped out of is well-camped. There's a support scorp enhancing sensors on one or more attack ships, there's jammers, there's scramblers. You're sitting there, cloaked.
You will be instantly targetted as soon as you come out of cloak.
You won't have time to make it back to the gate.
You won't have time to make it into warp.
What the heck do you do? :)
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Hooopy
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Posted - 2004.07.13 13:53:00 -
[3]
Seems that you have 2 options
1.) Die
2.) Log off 
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Hooopy
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Posted - 2004.07.13 13:53:00 -
[4]
Seems that you have 2 options
1.) Die
2.) Log off
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dalman
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Posted - 2004.07.13 13:54:00 -
[5]
Kill them all.
M.I.A. since 2004-07-30 |
dalman
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Posted - 2004.07.13 13:54:00 -
[6]
Kill them all.
M.I.A. since 2004-07-30 |
killerco
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Posted - 2004.07.13 13:56:00 -
[7]
Just fly away for 30 min in any direction then warp to an planet and log off
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killerco
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Posted - 2004.07.13 13:56:00 -
[8]
Just fly away for 30 min in any direction then warp to an planet and log off
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Annu
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Posted - 2004.07.13 13:58:00 -
[9]
Convo a camper, pay the toll, continue on your merry way?
I'ts the only option
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Annu
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Posted - 2004.07.13 13:58:00 -
[10]
Convo a camper, pay the toll, continue on your merry way?
I'ts the only option
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Attrael
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Posted - 2004.07.13 14:27:00 -
[11]
Easy. Call on your corp. Get 70 ships, block off all exits, and clean the campers out.
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Attrael
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Posted - 2004.07.13 14:27:00 -
[12]
Easy. Call on your corp. Get 70 ships, block off all exits, and clean the campers out.
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Avon
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Posted - 2004.07.13 14:28:00 -
[13]
Say 'Hi' to everyone.
Apologise for being late.
Join the gang.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.07.13 14:28:00 -
[14]
Say 'Hi' to everyone.
Apologise for being late.
Join the gang.
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Attrael
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Posted - 2004.07.13 14:29:00 -
[15]
 Originally by: Avon
Say 'Hi' to everyone.
Apologise for being late.
Join the gang.
I like that answer. 
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Attrael
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Posted - 2004.07.13 14:29:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Avon
Say 'Hi' to everyone.
Apologise for being late.
Join the gang.
I like that answer.
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Fetty Chico
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Posted - 2004.07.13 14:38:00 -
[17]
lock the nearest ship to your opt firing range and take one of them to hell wif ya
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Tell my tale to those who ask.
Tell it truly - the ill deeds, along with the good - and let me be judged accordingly.
If this world was supposed to be friendly
CCP wouldnt have wasted time paying the devs to code so many weapons |
Fetty Chico
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Posted - 2004.07.13 14:38:00 -
[18]
lock the nearest ship to your opt firing range and take one of them to hell wif ya
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Tell my tale to those who ask.
Tell it truly - the ill deeds, along with the good - and let me be judged accordingly.
If this world was supposed to be friendly
CCP wouldnt have wasted time paying the devs to code so many weapons |
Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2004.07.13 14:48:00 -
[19]
Edited by: Rod Blaine on 13/07/2004 14:50:51
Type blue text in local and pretend to be Tomb.
_______________________________________________
Yes yes, blogging is passÚ I know.
Rod's Ramblingz on Eve-Online
Solutions to your issues. |
Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2004.07.13 14:48:00 -
[20]
Edited by: Rod Blaine on 13/07/2004 14:50:51
Type blue text in local and pretend to be Tomb.
_______________________________________________
Yes yes, blogging is passÚ I know.
Rod's Ramblingz on Eve-Online
Solutions to your issues. |
Zell
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:04:00 -
[21]
Edited by: Zell on 13/07/2004 15:08:11
Tell moonewbs that you appreicate the complement, but it doesn't take that many BS's to kill a shuttle, even if it is them....
"A coward dies a thousand times, the brave die just once.." |
Zell
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:04:00 -
[22]
Edited by: Zell on 13/07/2004 15:08:11
Tell moonewbs that you appreicate the complement, but it doesn't take that many BS's to kill a shuttle, even if it is them....
"A coward dies a thousand times, the brave die just once.." |
eddie valvetino
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:06:00 -
[23]
Edited by: eddie valvetino on 13/07/2004 15:08:00
slap your forehead and curse yourself for being daft enought not to run a safe travel set up (lots of WCS and MWD)
Take a deep breath put you head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye,
then target the ship you think you can do the most damage to...
Put the call into your corp and hope they're to far off or carebears
Engage
Die with honour and pray you haven't forgot to renew your insurance
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <) |
eddie valvetino
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:06:00 -
[24]
Edited by: eddie valvetino on 13/07/2004 15:08:00
slap your forehead and curse yourself for being daft enought not to run a safe travel set up (lots of WCS and MWD)
Take a deep breath put you head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye,
then target the ship you think you can do the most damage to...
Put the call into your corp and hope they're to far off or carebears
Engage
Die with honour and pray you haven't forgot to renew your insurance
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <) |
Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:06:00 -
[25]
Open a forum thread and whine about it.
-
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:06:00 -
[26]
Open a forum thread and whine about it.
-
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eddie valvetino
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:08:00 -
[27]
Originally by: Viceroy
Open a forum thread and whine about it.
lol
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <) |
eddie valvetino
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:08:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Viceroy
Open a forum thread and whine about it.
lol
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <) |
Myal Terego
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:15:00 -
[29]
Well if you are that poorly setup and jumped into the trap, id say congratulate them or curse your ignorance, and pay the toll.
Or you can pray someone else did the same misstake, wait for him to uncloak and take your chances as they go for him 
Other then that, enjoy the fireworks.
cheers!
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http://213.142.66.138/~nervar/myalb.jpg |
Myal Terego
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:15:00 -
[30]
Well if you are that poorly setup and jumped into the trap, id say congratulate them or curse your ignorance, and pay the toll.
Or you can pray someone else did the same misstake, wait for him to uncloak and take your chances as they go for him
Other then that, enjoy the fireworks.
cheers!
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http://213.142.66.138/~nervar/myalb.jpg |
Fetty Chico
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:20:00 -
[31]
pay a toll?!?
kiss yo ass goodbye?!?!?
you people make me sick
how ya lived dis long Ive never undastand
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Tell my tale to those who ask.
Tell it truly - the ill deeds, along with the good - and let me be judged accordingly.
If this world was supposed to be friendly
CCP wouldnt have wasted time paying the devs to code so many weapons |
Fetty Chico
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:20:00 -
[32]
pay a toll?!?
kiss yo ass goodbye?!?!?
you people make me sick
how ya lived dis long Ive never undastand
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Tell my tale to those who ask.
Tell it truly - the ill deeds, along with the good - and let me be judged accordingly.
If this world was supposed to be friendly
CCP wouldnt have wasted time paying the devs to code so many weapons |
Ukiah
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:25:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Avon
Say 'Hi' to everyone.
Apologise for being late.
Join the gang.
best
reply
evah!
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Ukiah
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:25:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Avon
Say 'Hi' to everyone.
Apologise for being late.
Join the gang.
best
reply
evah!
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eddie valvetino
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:26:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Fetty Chico
pay a toll?!?
kiss yo ass goodbye?!?!?
you people make me sick
how ya lived dis long Ive never undastand
Hey man, i don't get caught out at gates, so i don't kiss my ass goodbye.
I'm either ready to run and sure I can or i'm ready to fight and do
Not my thread...
lol
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <) |
eddie valvetino
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:26:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Fetty Chico
pay a toll?!?
kiss yo ass goodbye?!?!?
you people make me sick
how ya lived dis long Ive never undastand
Hey man, i don't get caught out at gates, so i don't kiss my ass goodbye.
I'm either ready to run and sure I can or i'm ready to fight and do
Not my thread...
lol
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <) |
Myal Terego
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:30:00 -
[37]
as i understood he was asking about hes options in this situation. And they are rather limited, a single battleship who engage in this situation is cute at best. :p i myself wouldnt have jumped in without the proper setup/force to have a chance
a. to kill em all
b. to continue my travels
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http://213.142.66.138/~nervar/myalb.jpg |
Myal Terego
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:30:00 -
[38]
as i understood he was asking about hes options in this situation. And they are rather limited, a single battleship who engage in this situation is cute at best. :p i myself wouldnt have jumped in without the proper setup/force to have a chance
a. to kill em all
b. to continue my travels
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http://213.142.66.138/~nervar/myalb.jpg |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:34:00 -
[39]
I'm sorry to do this, but I am going to have to make a formal complaint against Ukiah.
Either he will have to change his name, race, or corp.
Why?
Just look under his picture...
Ukiah
Gallente
Imperium
Technologies
...
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Avon
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:34:00 -
[40]
I'm sorry to do this, but I am going to have to make a formal complaint against Ukiah.
Either he will have to change his name, race, or corp.
Why?
Just look under his picture...
Ukiah
Gallente
Imperium
Technologies
...
______________________________________________
Never argue with idiots.
They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience. |
Killash Larz
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:40:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Avon
Say 'Hi' to everyone.
Apologise for being late.
Join the gang.
LMAO I gotta try that some time 
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Killash Larz
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:40:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Avon
Say 'Hi' to everyone.
Apologise for being late.
Join the gang.
LMAO I gotta try that some time
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Ukiah
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:40:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Avon
I'm sorry to do this, but I am going to have to make a formal complaint against Ukiah.
Either he will have to change his name, race, or corp.
Why?
Just look under his picture...
Ukiah
Gallente
Imperium
Technologies
...
VILE SLANDEROUS LIES!
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Ukiah
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:40:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Avon
I'm sorry to do this, but I am going to have to make a formal complaint against Ukiah.
Either he will have to change his name, race, or corp.
Why?
Just look under his picture...
Ukiah
Gallente
Imperium
Technologies
...
VILE SLANDEROUS LIES!
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eddie valvetino
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:46:00 -
[45]
Edited by: eddie valvetino on 13/07/2004 15:48:15
Edited by: eddie valvetino on 13/07/2004 15:47:23
Originally by: Avon
I'm sorry to do this, but I am going to have to make a formal complaint against Ukiah.
Either he will have to change his name, race, or corp.
Why?
Just look under his picture..
Ukiah
Gallente
Imperium
Technologies
Quote:
lol
nice
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <) |
eddie valvetino
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Posted - 2004.07.13 15:46:00 -
[46]
Edited by: eddie valvetino on 13/07/2004 15:48:15
Edited by: eddie valvetino on 13/07/2004 15:47:23
Originally by: Avon
I'm sorry to do this, but I am going to have to make a formal complaint against Ukiah.
Either he will have to change his name, race, or corp.
Why?
Just look under his picture..
Ukiah
Gallente
Imperium
Technologies
Quote:
lol
nice
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <) |
Zajo
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Posted - 2004.07.13 18:00:00 -
[47]
Edited by: Zajo on 13/07/2004 18:13:19
Originally by: Avon
Say 'Hi' to everyone.
Apologise for being late.
Join the gang.
ROFLMAO
(may i lub you and call you my little squichie)
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-= You Will Survive Only On The Breath Im Finished With=-
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Zajo
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Posted - 2004.07.13 18:00:00 -
[48]
Edited by: Zajo on 13/07/2004 18:13:19
Originally by: Avon
Say 'Hi' to everyone.
Apologise for being late.
Join the gang.
ROFLMAO
(may i lub you and call you my little squichie)
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-= You Will Survive Only On The Breath Im Finished With=-
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Sajuuk Cor
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Posted - 2004.07.13 20:17:00 -
[49]
Hmm here's a novel idea..
Check the map more frequently,stop flying afk..avoid the situation completely.
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Sajuuk Cor
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Posted - 2004.07.13 20:17:00 -
[50]
Hmm here's a novel idea..
Check the map more frequently,stop flying afk..avoid the situation completely.
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Kreeper
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Posted - 2004.07.13 20:33:00 -
[51]
Hmmmm....i really dont know. maybe pray that it dont look like a massacre and hope your pod gets away....
DoWnThEsUn
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Calling Christos Hendez come back to EvE
Smother another Failur
Lay this to rest...
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Kreeper
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Posted - 2004.07.13 20:33:00 -
[52]
Hmmmm....i really dont know. maybe pray that it dont look like a massacre and hope your pod gets away....
DoWnThEsUn
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Calling Christos Hendez come back to EvE
Smother another Failur
Lay this to rest...
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Skelator
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Posted - 2004.07.14 01:06:00 -
[53]
Target the Scorp and Pound him till he pops while you
Die With Honor from his supporting gang.
At least you got a Scorp
They have us Surrounded again.. the Poor Bastards |
Skelator
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Posted - 2004.07.14 01:06:00 -
[54]
Target the Scorp and Pound him till he pops while you
Die With Honor from his supporting gang.
At least you got a Scorp
They have us Surrounded again.. the Poor Bastards |
ZulKalai DeKebec
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Posted - 2004.07.14 01:24:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Avon
Say 'Hi' to everyone.
Apologise for being late.
Join the gang.
ROFL
Zul'Kalai DeKÚbec
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ZulKalai DeKebec
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Posted - 2004.07.14 01:24:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Avon
Say 'Hi' to everyone.
Apologise for being late.
Join the gang.
ROFL
Zul'Kalai DeKÚbec
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Hamatitio
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Posted - 2004.07.14 04:28:00 -
[57]
1) Launch drones, say bye bye to scrambling frigate(s)
2) target supporting scorp wtfpwn him back to the stoneage
3) while you die say gf in local, log off and complain on ts how you hate this game >.<
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Director of Ganking:
Death Row Inc. |
Hamatitio
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Posted - 2004.07.14 04:28:00 -
[58]
1) Launch drones, say bye bye to scrambling frigate(s)
2) target supporting scorp wtfpwn him back to the stoneage
3) while you die say gf in local, log off and complain on ts how you hate this game >.<
--
Director of Ganking:
Death Row Inc. |
Mydrial Jacor
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Posted - 2004.07.14 06:06:00 -
[59]
Ransom the scorp.
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Mydrial Jacor
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Posted - 2004.07.14 06:06:00 -
[60]
Ransom the scorp.
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Marcus Aurelius
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Posted - 2004.07.14 09:18:00 -
[61]
Possible solutions with degree of lameness marked against em.
1. Change your corp/personal description to make it look like you're part of their alliance and hope to luck your way thru. ***
2. log off *****
3. Whine, die, talk smack *****
4. Type in local: "ok guys, jump thru, they are on this side of the gate and we can take em easily, switching to TS now", followed by " oops, wrong channel  ". Proceed to make a run for it or start locking the scorp.
5. Say "tag" and run. Hope they like a game.
6. Just act like they aren't there.
7. Jettison a can and petition them for lagging you out.
8. Take it like a man and start looking for a replacement ship.
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Marcus Aurelius
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Posted - 2004.07.14 09:18:00 -
[62]
Possible solutions with degree of lameness marked against em.
1. Change your corp/personal description to make it look like you're part of their alliance and hope to luck your way thru. ***
2. log off *****
3. Whine, die, talk smack *****
4. Type in local: "ok guys, jump thru, they are on this side of the gate and we can take em easily, switching to TS now", followed by " oops, wrong channel ". Proceed to make a run for it or start locking the scorp.
5. Say "tag" and run. Hope they like a game.
6. Just act like they aren't there.
7. Jettison a can and petition them for lagging you out.
8. Take it like a man and start looking for a replacement ship.
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Legenda
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Posted - 2004.07.14 09:46:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Avon
Say 'Hi' to everyone.
Apologise for being late.
Join the gang.
ROFLMAO
That¦s a good one....hahaha |
Legenda
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Posted - 2004.07.14 09:46:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Avon
Say 'Hi' to everyone.
Apologise for being late.
Join the gang.
ROFLMAO
That¦s a good one....hahaha |
hired goon
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Posted - 2004.07.14 10:02:00 -
[65]
Funnily enough, I was in this situation yesterday. Luckily however I was in a shuttle, and when I realized noone could hit me, I began dancing in and out of the gate and chanting "Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!"
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We come in peace. And tanks. |
hired goon
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Posted - 2004.07.14 10:02:00 -
[66]
Funnily enough, I was in this situation yesterday. Luckily however I was in a shuttle, and when I realized noone could hit me, I began dancing in and out of the gate and chanting "Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!"
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We come in peace. And tanks. |
M0RIARTY
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Posted - 2004.07.14 11:04:00 -
[67]
Tell them you will let them go for 100mil 
Noo sig comming SOONÖ
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What are we going to do about all this ignorance and apathy?.... I don't know and I don't care! |
M0RIARTY
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Posted - 2004.07.14 11:04:00 -
[68]
Tell them you will let them go for 100mil
Noo sig comming SOONÖ
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What are we going to do about all this ignorance and apathy?.... I don't know and I don't care! |
khainestar
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Posted - 2004.07.14 12:34:00 -
[69]
Quote:
Funnily enough, I was in this situation yesterday. Luckily however I was in a shuttle, and when I realized noone could hit me, I began dancing in and out of the gate and chanting "Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!"
I tried doing that before they fixed tracking several bs that couldn't hit me. I really should have been looking at the interceptors closing on me though 
best thing to do in that situation is to do down guns blazing and die with honour. All the time praying for the servers to crash :D
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Pain. Looks great on other people. Its what there for. |
khainestar
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Posted - 2004.07.14 12:34:00 -
[70]
Quote:
Funnily enough, I was in this situation yesterday. Luckily however I was in a shuttle, and when I realized noone could hit me, I began dancing in and out of the gate and chanting "Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!"
I tried doing that before they fixed tracking several bs that couldn't hit me. I really should have been looking at the interceptors closing on me though
best thing to do in that situation is to do down guns blazing and die with honour. All the time praying for the servers to crash :D
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Pain. Looks great on other people. Its what there for. |
XpoHoc
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Posted - 2004.07.14 12:54:00 -
[71]
Take out the scramblers and warp out.
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XpoHoc
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Posted - 2004.07.14 12:54:00 -
[72]
Take out the scramblers and warp out.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.07.14 13:10:00 -
[73]
Unless you are a really good pvper the only thing you can do is get stuck in and enjoy the fight.
Then it's back to the Veldspar to pay for map reading classes.
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.07.14 13:10:00 -
[74]
Unless you are a really good pvper the only thing you can do is get stuck in and enjoy the fight.
Then it's back to the Veldspar to pay for map reading classes.
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Zalasar
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Posted - 2004.07.14 13:16:00 -
[75]
Deploy my nuclear missile i have in the back of the ship.
and say dont move ore die, pay me 1 billion
huhuuhuh yeah iknow it was so funny 
Well i guess you should try to warp, away.
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Zalasar
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Posted - 2004.07.14 13:16:00 -
[76]
Deploy my nuclear missile i have in the back of the ship.
and say dont move ore die, pay me 1 billion
huhuuhuh yeah iknow it was so funny
Well i guess you should try to warp, away.
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deathfighter
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Posted - 2004.07.19 00:08:00 -
[77]
say hi
say u are from chanel 6
and u want to interview them
p.s. this is the most entertaining topic ever.
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deathfighter
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Posted - 2004.07.19 00:08:00 -
[78]
say hi
say u are from chanel 6
and u want to interview them
p.s. this is the most entertaining topic ever.
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ALI G
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Posted - 2004.07.19 03:33:00 -
[79]
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ALI G
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Posted - 2004.07.19 03:33:00 -
[80]
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Boldyn
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Posted - 2004.07.19 05:30:00 -
[81]
Pray that for once..in the history of mankind, EVE bugs out in a GOOD way and for some reason, your ship doesn¦t uncloak.
Most fun however would prolly be if all the attackers gets CTD JUST as u uncloak...preferably leaving that 1 guy in the weak ship that said "yarr, fresh meat in system" when u jumped in...
And yes, high quality post, keep it coming
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Boldyn
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Posted - 2004.07.19 05:30:00 -
[82]
Pray that for once..in the history of mankind, EVE bugs out in a GOOD way and for some reason, your ship doesn¦t uncloak.
Most fun however would prolly be if all the attackers gets CTD JUST as u uncloak...preferably leaving that 1 guy in the weak ship that said "yarr, fresh meat in system" when u jumped in...
And yes, high quality post, keep it coming
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Jurushy
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Posted - 2004.07.19 08:26:00 -
[83]
Aktivate your Armagedon Smartbomb which makes 1 Mil Damage at 50 km range and destroy them all
if this doeant work set a by order in the market for a new bs
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Jurushy
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Posted - 2004.07.19 08:26:00 -
[84]
Aktivate your Armagedon Smartbomb which makes 1 Mil Damage at 50 km range and destroy them all
if this doeant work set a by order in the market for a new bs
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