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H Lecter
Gallente The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.12.07 14:24:00 -
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So there I was, roaming around in my trusty little Ishkur assault frigate in Placid when I spotted an Enyo on my scanner in Kenninck. Nice I thought - nobody else in system, and a reasonable opponent, so I offered a 1v1 in local chat.
The pilot, lunnatic from Solarflare Heavy Industries accepted and invited me to a nearby moon. As i don't like to fight at a POS I changed the venue of our little encounter to an asteroid belt and we met there. While we were fighting and the Enyo turned out to be quite a soft target another local shows up, ID ReDead from the same corp. I ask if that was an incident and while lunnatic assured me that his buddy would not come and help an Eagle burst out of warp 10 clicks from me.
Of course the Eagle starts targeting me and fires missiles that hit me for laughable damage. The Enyo dies and I give all my love to his friend in the heavy assault ship. As I am a nice pirate I forget about the dishonored fight and generously offer 70M to let him go.
ID ReDead stalls for time and it comes as no surprise that the Enyo pilot returns in his Brutix. This was the moment when I felt slightly annoyed, so I kill the Eagle and tackle the Brutix. The battlecruiser turns out to have quite a nice tank and while I slowly wear it down the other guy shows up in his Onyx, this time at a respectful 40k distance. The Onyx shoots me, I tank him, he shoots my drones, I pull them in and unleash their anger on the Brutix again. When the Brutix is sure to die ID ReDead decides to save his sorry ass and warps off.
I recommend Solarflare Heavy Industries for your fighting pleasure. They got no honor but you'll have lots of fun. 
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Dun Bynar
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.12.07 14:35:00 -
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Edited by: Dun Bynar on 07/12/2008 14:37:51 It just keeps getting better.....while I make no bones about my dislike of pirates, I much prefer pirates of honor, to non pirates like these......Glad you were able to send them to the clone vat and home with thier tails tucked neatly between thier legs.
perhaps someday me Ishkur will meet up with yours. Me drones love playmates And rest assured if it's 1v1 even with 50 of my corpy's in system we could fight in front of them and win or lose youll pass untargeted if i dont take your pod, or you win. And I dont pod gf's A system of morality which is based on relative emotional values is a mere illusion, a thoroughly vulgar conception which has nothing sound in it and nothing true. |

H Lecter
Gallente The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.12.07 14:54:00 -
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Originally by: Dun Bynar Edited by: Dun Bynar on 07/12/2008 14:37:51 It just keeps getting better.....while I make no bones about my dislike of pirates, I much prefer pirates of honor, to non pirates like these......Glad you were able to send them to the clone vat and home with thier tails tucked neatly between thier legs.
perhaps someday me Ishkur will meet up with yours. Me drones love playmates And rest assured if it's 1v1 even with 50 of my corpy's in system we could fight in front of them and win or lose youll pass untargeted if i dont take your pod, or you win. And I dont pod gf's
Hehe, thx Dun 
I hope we'll meet some day and can let our drones play together 
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croakroach
Gallente DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2008.12.07 16:53:00 -
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Originally by: H Lecter So there I was, roaming around in my trusty little Ishkur assault frigate in Placid when I spotted an Enyo on my scanner in Kenninck. Nice I thought - nobody else in system, and a reasonable opponent, so I offered a 1v1 in local chat.
The pilot, lunnatic from Solarflare Heavy Industries accepted and invited me to a nearby moon. As i don't like to fight at a POS I changed the venue of our little encounter to an asteroid belt and we met there. While we were fighting and the Enyo turned out to be quite a soft target another local shows up, ID ReDead from the same corp. I ask if that was an incident and while lunnatic assured me that his buddy would not come and help an Eagle burst out of warp 10 clicks from me.
Of course the Eagle starts targeting me and fires missiles that hit me for laughable damage. The Enyo dies and I give all my love to his friend in the heavy assault ship. As I am a nice pirate I forget about the dishonored fight and generously offer 70M to let him go.
ID ReDead stalls for time and it comes as no surprise that the Enyo pilot returns in his Brutix. This was the moment when I felt slightly annoyed, so I kill the Eagle and tackle the Brutix. The battlecruiser turns out to have quite a nice tank and while I slowly wear it down the other guy shows up in his Onyx, this time at a respectful 40k distance. The Onyx shoots me, I tank him, he shoots my drones, I pull them in and unleash their anger on the Brutix again. When the Brutix is sure to die ID ReDead decides to save his sorry ass and warps off.
I recommend Solarflare Heavy Industries for your fighting pleasure. They got no honor but you'll have lots of fun. 
Eagle ? thats a rail boat from caldari , not a misile boat , but still nice story
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis
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Posted - 2008.12.07 16:59:00 -
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Originally by: croakroach Eagle ? thats a rail boat from caldari , not a misile boat , but still nice story
It still has two missile hardpoints.
Just because it has 3 medium hybrid bonuses won't stop people from fitting missiles on it if they want too 
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Radarboy
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.07 19:09:00 -
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Now these are the kind of guys that make a good war dec 
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H Lecter
Gallente The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.12.07 19:28:00 -
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Originally by: Radarboy Now these are the kind of guys that make a good war dec 
looks like a good idea to me - at least they do not hesitate to fight!
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Trinity Council.
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Posted - 2008.12.07 19:48:00 -
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Edited by: soldieroffortune 258 on 07/12/2008 19:52:03
Originally by: H Lecter So there I was, roaming around in my trusty little Ishkur assault frigate in Placid when I spotted an Enyo on my scanner in Kenninck. Nice I thought - nobody else in system, and a reasonable opponent, so I offered a 1v1 in local chat.
The pilot, lunnatic from Solarflare Heavy Industries accepted and invited me to a nearby moon. As i don't like to fight at a POS I changed the venue of our little encounter to an asteroid belt and we met there. While we were fighting and the Enyo turned out to be quite a soft target another local shows up, ID ReDead from the same corp. I ask if that was an incident and while lunnatic assured me that his buddy would not come and help an Eagle burst out of warp 10 clicks from me.
Of course the Eagle starts targeting me and fires missiles that hit me for laughable damage. The Enyo dies and I give all my love to his friend in the heavy assault ship. As I am a nice pirate I forget about the dishonored fight and generously offer 70M to let him go.
ID ReDead stalls for time and it comes as no surprise that the Enyo pilot returns in his Brutix. This was the moment when I felt slightly annoyed, so I kill the Eagle and tackle the Brutix. The battlecruiser turns out to have quite a nice tank and while I slowly wear it down the other guy shows up in his Onyx, this time at a respectful 40k distance. The Onyx shoots me, I tank him, he shoots my drones, I pull them in and unleash their anger on the Brutix again. When the Brutix is sure to die ID ReDead decides to save his sorry ass and warps off.
I recommend Solarflare Heavy Industries for your fighting pleasure. They got no honor but you'll have lots of fun. 
so, you killed:
1 Enyo 1 Eagle Heavy Assault Ship and ; 1 Brutix
all while in an ISHKUR
nice little story
EDIT:
the kills are in fact all on battleclinic, and APPEAR to be genuine
methinks these pilots just suck then
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258
"Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer"
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H Lecter
Gallente The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.12.07 19:53:00 -
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Edited by: H Lecter on 07/12/2008 19:55:16 Mate, I could not invent that story, not enough phantasy to imagine it. You can check our alliance kb on griefwatch for their names. And no, we have no reason to fake killmails.
[EDIT: At least the Brutix must eat me alive with small drones but he had just hammerhead II, I did not say that I'm the greatest pvper - hell, that Ishkur died to a Ruppy 2 hours later - but I had fun and those guys dishonor 1v1 - end of story ]
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Trinity Council.
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Posted - 2008.12.07 19:55:00 -
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^^^
i konw, i guess i can see why you killed them, none of them really had any kind of tank fitted which would explain why that HAC couldnt tank you
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258
"Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer"
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Ka Jolo
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:20:00 -
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Originally by: H Lecter I recommend Solarflare Heavy Industries for your fighting pleasure. They got no honor but you'll have lots of fun.
This story delivers. It was karma-licious. Thanks for sharing.
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Avan Sercedos
Shockworks
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:27:00 -
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Originally by: H Lecter The Enyo dies
k
Originally by: H Lecter so I kill the Eagle
o...k... wtf?
Originally by: H Lecter When the Brutix is sure to die
normally k, but after fighting an Enyo and an Eagle... wtfmate. GJ! _________________________
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Gilgamesh1980
The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.12.08 10:15:00 -
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This just in!!
more Ishkurs stocked into Corp hangar for Lecter 
the kills are genuines as they also appear in the corp kills. we honour our word and also our stats, as it is what we thrive on.
keep up the good work
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N3oXr2ii
X10 Punishment
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Posted - 2008.12.08 11:13:00 -
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SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT HERE ??????????????
A good post in c&p with no flames !!!! i'm i seeing right ????
GJ shows how good af's are now
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dame death
Minmatar Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.12.08 11:40:00 -
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glad you showed them anyhow mate. People who dishouner 1v1 or ransoms are the reason many people will refuse to pay. |

Lady Aja
Caldari Ore Mongers Black Hand.
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Posted - 2008.12.08 12:06:00 -
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very happy to see some form of 1v1 is still alive.
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Math'ra Hiede
Amarr Quality Assurance Inc.
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Posted - 2008.12.08 12:24:00 -
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That my friend is pretty damn awesome. respect for the Ishkur just went up 10 points.
Only thing that I have ever come close to that is managing to kill a scorpion, drake, merlin, punisher and a catalyst in succession with only a Harbinger. The guys where utter duds, and the Scorp and Drake was a 2v1 and I still killed them both and didnt get jammed - the rest was a gradual progression as they tried to actually do something to me. 
Makes you worry when they profess to be anti-pirate and dock and hide during war decs (we decced 'em twice over a couple of months)
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H Lecter
Gallente The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.12.08 12:37:00 -
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Originally by: Math'ra Hiede Makes you worry when they profess to be anti-pirate and dock and hide during war decs (we decced 'em twice over a couple of months)
Why am I not surprised? 
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VoiceInTheDesert
Gallente Diplomatic Disruption
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Posted - 2008.12.08 16:47:00 -
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Edited by: VoiceInTheDesert on 08/12/2008 16:50:35 Terrible pilots it sounds like. Anyone fighting close range with an Eagle, especially against something small and fast that would be easier to snipe, is an idiot tbh.
Ishkur is a beast as long as your opponents don't have nuets. Webs alone won't slow it down enough for medium guns to hit it, so if the pilots suck as much as they seem to (no nuets, no shooting drones enough, no tank), then this story is very plausible.
Damn waste of ships on those idiots.
EDIT: I just looked at the KMs. The eagle was snipe fitted and warped in at 10? Noob.
The Brut had dual reps and couldn't hold off an AF? Embarassing.
The Enyo sadly just sucks solo cause it's missing a mid, so no surprise there.
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H Lecter
Gallente The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2008.12.08 16:52:00 -
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Originally by: VoiceInTheDesert Terrible pilots it sounds like. Anyone fighting close range with an Eagle, especially against something small and fast that would be easier to snipe, is an idiot tbh.
Yeah, when I saw the Eagle pop up on my overview I already said goodbye to my little Ishkur - but then I saw he was only 10 clicks from me  
Still I object to your statement that they are a waste of ships - at least they fought and did not run away 
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Bfoster
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2008.12.08 20:16:00 -
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Good read Lecter, glad you made them pay. -----------------------------------------------
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Scarlet Rae
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Posted - 2008.12.08 20:30:00 -
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Nice work, also made for a good read. =)
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