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![]() George Peppard |
Posted - 2004.07.16 17:13:00 -
[1] Yesterday the A-Team received the following message from Sirus Jago of Freelancing Corp: Hi, I run this Chinese Restaurant in Chinatown, Amaar Prime. These rednecks from dowtown keep hassling us, I think they are gun smugglers. Me and my fiance are really finding it hard to keep the business going. D'ya think you could come down and make a tank from a Citroen 2CV and defeat them without killing anyone all for free? Kind regards, Sirus _____________________________________________ If you have a problem, and if no-one else can help, then if you can find us, maybe you can hire the A-Team! |
![]() George Peppard |
Posted - 2004.07.16 17:13:00 -
[2] Yesterday the A-Team received the following message from Sirus Jago of Freelancing Corp: Hi, I run this Chinese Restaurant in Chinatown, Amaar Prime. These rednecks from dowtown keep hassling us, I think they are gun smugglers. Me and my fiance are really finding it hard to keep the business going. D'ya think you could come down and make a tank from a Citroen 2CV and defeat them without killing anyone all for free? Kind regards, Sirus _____________________________________________ If you have a problem, and if no-one else can help, then if you can find us, maybe you can hire the A-Team! |
George Peppard Gallente THE A TEAM |
Posted - 2004.07.16 17:13:00 -
[3] Yesterday the A-Team received the following message from Sirus Jago of Freelancing Corp: Hi, I run this Chinese Restaurant in Chinatown, Amaar Prime. These rednecks from dowtown keep hassling us, I think they are gun smugglers. Me and my fiance are really finding it hard to keep the business going. D'ya think you could come down and make a tank from a Citroen 2CV and defeat them without killing anyone all for free? Kind regards, Sirus _____________________________________________ If you have a problem, and if no-one else can help, then if you can find us, maybe you can hire the A-Team! |
![]() Dell |
Posted - 2004.07.16 17:14:00 -
[4] lol |
![]() Dell |
Posted - 2004.07.16 17:14:00 -
[5] lol |
Dell Reikoku Band of Brothers |
Posted - 2004.07.16 17:14:00 -
[6] lol |
![]() George Peppard |
Posted - 2004.07.16 17:16:00 -
[7] Naturally we responded with 24 hours - he is our report: Hi Sirus When we heard about your problem with these slimeballs we decided to pose as traders and came down to your place for something to eat in the corp Badger. But somehow these guys knew we were coming and warp scrammed us as we came through a stargate. We had to surrender and they locked us in a disused hangar at the same station as your restaurant. But they underestimated us and we managed to build a raven and a scorpion out of a couple of trashed ibis's and the station garbage (note that we prefer Caldari ships because of the red stripe down the side). We surprised them outside the station when they came back. We podded them all and held them in warp scramblers whilst we gave them a good talking to. Miraculously no-one was pod killed. They won't be bothering you again. All we gotta do now is sort out Murdoch's fixation with being Buck Rogers. George _____________________________________________ If you have a problem, and if no-one else can help, then if you can find us, maybe you can hire the A-Team! |
![]() George Peppard |
Posted - 2004.07.16 17:16:00 -
[8] Naturally we responded with 24 hours - he is our report: Hi Sirus When we heard about your problem with these slimeballs we decided to pose as traders and came down to your place for something to eat in the corp Badger. But somehow these guys knew we were coming and warp scrammed us as we came through a stargate. We had to surrender and they locked us in a disused hangar at the same station as your restaurant. But they underestimated us and we managed to build a raven and a scorpion out of a couple of trashed ibis's and the station garbage (note that we prefer Caldari ships because of the red stripe down the side). We surprised them outside the station when they came back. We podded them all and held them in warp scramblers whilst we gave them a good talking to. Miraculously no-one was pod killed. They won't be bothering you again. All we gotta do now is sort out Murdoch's fixation with being Buck Rogers. George _____________________________________________ If you have a problem, and if no-one else can help, then if you can find us, maybe you can hire the A-Team! |
George Peppard Gallente THE A TEAM |
Posted - 2004.07.16 17:16:00 -
[9] Naturally we responded with 24 hours - he is our report: Hi Sirus When we heard about your problem with these slimeballs we decided to pose as traders and came down to your place for something to eat in the corp Badger. But somehow these guys knew we were coming and warp scrammed us as we came through a stargate. We had to surrender and they locked us in a disused hangar at the same station as your restaurant. But they underestimated us and we managed to build a raven and a scorpion out of a couple of trashed ibis's and the station garbage (note that we prefer Caldari ships because of the red stripe down the side). We surprised them outside the station when they came back. We podded them all and held them in warp scramblers whilst we gave them a good talking to. Miraculously no-one was pod killed. They won't be bothering you again. All we gotta do now is sort out Murdoch's fixation with being Buck Rogers. George _____________________________________________ If you have a problem, and if no-one else can help, then if you can find us, maybe you can hire the A-Team! |
![]() stalefish |
Posted - 2004.07.16 17:19:00 -
[10] Edited by: stalefish on 16/07/2004 17:20:47 LOL. this is awesome! I love it when a plan comes together. |
![]() stalefish |
Posted - 2004.07.16 17:19:00 -
[11] Edited by: stalefish on 16/07/2004 17:20:47 LOL. this is awesome! I love it when a plan comes together. |
stalefish Caldari |
Posted - 2004.07.16 17:19:00 -
[12] Edited by: stalefish on 16/07/2004 17:20:47 LOL. this is awesome! I love it when a plan comes together. |
![]() Rizmordan Hillgotlieb |
Posted - 2004.07.16 17:54:00 -
[13] How'd you get B.A. on the bridge of that badger? Did Mudock have to tranqualize him? You know B.A. he hates to fly... Posting for Numbnutz |
![]() Rizmordan Hillgotlieb |
Posted - 2004.07.16 17:54:00 -
[14] How'd you get B.A. on the bridge of that badger? Did Mudock have to tranqualize him? You know B.A. he hates to fly... Posting for Numbnutz |
Rizmordan Hillgotlieb Gallente Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition |
Posted - 2004.07.16 17:54:00 -
[15] How'd you get B.A. on the bridge of that badger? Did Mudock have to tranqualize him? You know B.A. he hates to fly... |
![]() Xtro 2 |
Posted - 2004.07.16 18:39:00 -
[16]
He probably fell prey once more to the "Glass of Milk" routine... __________________________________________ Hell is nothing more than an office with fluorecent lights. |
![]() Xtro 2 |
Posted - 2004.07.16 18:39:00 -
[17]
He probably fell prey once more to the "Glass of Milk" routine... __________________________________________ Hell is nothing more than an office with fluorecent lights. |
Xtro 2 Caldari Pre-nerfed Tactics |
Posted - 2004.07.16 18:39:00 -
[18]
He probably fell prey once more to the "Glass of Milk" routine... Xtro 2 - Tactically Insane Tradesman. Insanity, or madness, is a semi-permanent, severe mental disorder. |
![]() Old Winter |
Posted - 2004.07.16 20:08:00 -
[19] I am glad you got our corp members message. At first when four blokes walked in wearing really bad disguises he thought he was in for some real trouble. But soon realised it was going to okay when you were quickly overwhelmed and put in the hangar that contained all the duct tape and cardboard boxes. We can now reveal one of our customers was the US Attorney General and was the target of a redneck hit coz of his liberal views on all things. ---------------- There are no bugs just locked threads |
![]() Old Winter |
Posted - 2004.07.16 20:08:00 -
[20] I am glad you got our corp members message. At first when four blokes walked in wearing really bad disguises he thought he was in for some real trouble. But soon realised it was going to okay when you were quickly overwhelmed and put in the hangar that contained all the duct tape and cardboard boxes. We can now reveal one of our customers was the US Attorney General and was the target of a redneck hit coz of his liberal views on all things. ---------------- There are no bugs just locked threads |
Old Winter Freelancing Corp Confederation of Independent Corporations |
Posted - 2004.07.16 20:08:00 -
[21] I am glad you got our corp members message. At first when four blokes walked in wearing really bad disguises he thought he was in for some real trouble. But soon realised it was going to okay when you were quickly overwhelmed and put in the hangar that contained all the duct tape and cardboard boxes. We can now reveal one of our customers was the US Attorney General and was the target of a redneck hit coz of his liberal views on all things. ---------------- There are no bugs just locked threads |
![]() Jonkai |
Posted - 2004.07.16 20:16:00 -
[22] roffles |
![]() Jonkai |
Posted - 2004.07.16 20:16:00 -
[23] roffles |
Jonkai Caldari 3B Legio IX Freelancer Alliance |
Posted - 2004.07.16 20:16:00 -
[24] roffles |
![]() Greystar |
Posted - 2004.07.16 21:28:00 -
[25] You gotta respect a corp called The A-Team. |
![]() Greystar |
Posted - 2004.07.16 21:28:00 -
[26] You gotta respect a corp called The A-Team. |
Greystar Caldari The Ankou The Reckoning. |
Posted - 2004.07.16 21:28:00 -
[27] You gotta respect a corp called The A-Team. |
![]() Cowboy |
Posted - 2004.07.16 21:52:00 -
[28] nice read "Come on God. Answer me. For years I am asking you why. Why are the innocent dead and the guilty alive? Where is justice? Where is punishment? Or have you already answered? Have you already said to the world, here is justice, here is punishment, here..............in me" |
![]() Cowboy |
Posted - 2004.07.16 21:52:00 -
[29] nice read "Come on God. Answer me. For years I am asking you why. Why are the innocent dead and the guilty alive? Where is justice? Where is punishment? Or have you already answered? Have you already said to the world, here is justice, here is punishment, here..............in me" |
Cowboy Caldari Body Count Inc. Mercenary Coalition |
Posted - 2004.07.16 21:52:00 -
[30] nice read |
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