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Martin VanBuren
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 17:10:00 -
[421]
Originally by: Moonlight Express
Originally by: Reapeat Offender
Actually you have it right on the money there. Since BoB and EXE won't leave their POS, we've been going to them. BoB and EXE are much better at the poke their head out of the shields and take a few shots game than Goons are at remembering to align out. 
We really are horrible at this game.
So you are saying that with your numbers, jammed system, bridges and other advantages, your fleets get slaughter because you can't align? Then you come here to talk about BoBs failures? How pathetic is that? You don't think that people can see thru your BS and see how ridicules your claims are? Wow.
Hahahahahaha what the hell is this post. GOONS ARE BAD YOU SAY!? WHAT'S GOING ON ????????
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Will Hunter
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 17:16:00 -
[422]
Edited by: Will Hunter on 24/12/2008 17:16:56 Edited by: Will Hunter on 24/12/2008 17:16:48
Originally by: Audrea
So say the ones who failed to finish off even just ONE tower.
*brags about killing a tower*
*loses 50 caps while doing it*
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Moonlight Express
Amarr Moonlight Express Inc.
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Posted - 2008.12.24 17:23:00 -
[423]
You goons are right. These BoB POS gunners and pilots must be pretty good to shoot your fleets & capitals down with a shot or two. Talk about failure, pretty sad indeed. 
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Reapeat Offender
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 17:27:00 -
[424]
Originally by: Moonlight Express You goons are right. These BoB POS gunners and pilots must be pretty good to shoot your fleets & capitals down with a shot or two. Talk about failure, pretty sad indeed. 
You are adorable. I hope you never stop posting.
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Moonlight Express
Amarr Moonlight Express Inc.
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Posted - 2008.12.24 17:29:00 -
[425]
Originally by: Reapeat Offender
Originally by: Moonlight Express You goons are right. These BoB POS gunners and pilots must be pretty good to shoot your fleets & capitals down with a shot or two. Talk about failure, pretty sad indeed. 
You are adorable. I hope you never stop posting.
Why thank you. Merry Christmas to you too. 
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Talitana
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 17:49:00 -
[426]
Originally by: Estios Edited by: Estios on 24/12/2008 16:15:35
Originally by: BeefSupreme
Originally by: Tholarim
Originally by: Petar Quaresma Band of Excuses more like it. Play Eve Online better and maybe you will succeed at something unlike the past year or two.
Hey mom, i'm a mobile pos gun.
*exploits*
From POS bowling to using wacky argo timers to kill logged off Titans, BoB is EvE's premier exploiter of broken game mechanics. It's amazing how you are always the first ones to find these little tricks out! How do they do it people? It's like they got a guy on the inside!
translation ....waaa waaa waaa we get owned in Delve = Titans are overpowered ....waaa waaa waaaa a conventional fleet is killing our conventional fleet AND caps and we suck so so hard at using our 4 titans that next Goon threadnought is about how Titans suck and POS shields are overpowered
keyword strategy itt ?
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Illiya
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 18:14:00 -
[427]
lets just make the general forums on goonfleet dot com public Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Mitnal |

Spathi
Gallente Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.12.24 18:26:00 -
[428]
That guy is way too serious to be in goonfleet.
Next he will be making a powerpoint presentation thing about how much we fail in 0-w. Perhaps some graphs too.
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O Thief
Amarr The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.12.24 18:30:00 -
[429]
There is a fine line between irreverent wit, and being ******ed (and unfunny with it).
Unfortunately for the majority of goons, they have no idea where that line is drawn. But they do have a wonderfully ample capacity for self-delusion (ie, thinking they are irreverent and witty), so it hardly matters.
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 18:47:00 -
[430]
*loses capfleet*
*comforts self with tales of heroic pos gunning*
*looks for eve girls to impress and internet-date*
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The Mittani
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 18:48:00 -
[431]
Originally by: O Thief There is a fine line between irreverent wit, and being ******ed (and unfunny with it).
Unfortunately for the majority of goons, they have no idea where that line is drawn. But they do have a wonderfully ample capacity for self-delusion (ie, thinking they are irreverent and witty), so it hardly matters.
hey i was about to make fun of you for being a roleplayer but then i realized you're in that corp of ex-issn guys who we screwed over when we wiped your alliance off the map
o/\o
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Dangerously Cheesey
Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 19:05:00 -
[432]
Edited by: Dangerously Cheesey on 24/12/2008 19:07:29 Edited by: Dangerously Cheesey on 24/12/2008 19:06:11 I gotta say, BoB has been really impressive this past week. After suffering their most one sided cap defeat ever at purely goon hands, I was worried they would sulk about the boards for weeks and maybe even retreat back to delve. The BoB of 2 years ago would have been shocked and appalled, and probably kicked an FC or two from the alliance. But you guys, with your drastically lowered expectations, have shown resilience in your devotion to the increasingly failing BoB brand. Almost immediately you returned to chest beating about how you dodge some of our doomsdays, managed to kill some battleships while hugging pos shields and picking off the occasional carrier with drivebyes. Its as though that embarrassingly one sided beat down has been completely blocked out in your heads. Molle and freinds must have thrown some really convincing propaganda posts around to get you guys to feel like you are winning.
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Captain Thunk
Amarr Captain Morgan Society Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 19:17:00 -
[433]
Originally by: Metal Dude
Is that's why you only engage when you have double the numbers?
Originally by: Spathi ~mobile pos guns~
Originally by: Reapeat Offender
Here is a summary of the fight in 0-W so far:
BoB shows up along with Exe a week ago.
BoB loses entire cap fleet while trying to kill a tower.
BoB have been doomsdayed countless times and lost so many fleets they hardly ever leave their POS shields now.
BoB find themselves in a worse position as far as tower majority than they when they first attacked a week ago
BoB have failed in several attempts to drop the cyno jammer throughout the course of multiple days.
Over the last few days, -A- has needed to show up with fleets to protect BoB's towers as they exit reinforced during BoB's prime time.
In summary, they've been here a week and have nothing to show for it other than a wrecked capital fleet and great practice at scooting back into the shields the moment anything hostile enters grid.
Do not despair though BoB. Atlas is here now along with several corps of former Tri. Your saviors have arrived and it isn't even Christmas yet!
I see.
I agree with Metal Dude, goons should only bring the same number as BoB have so BoB can wipe all the goons out with the help of happening to be at their own tower.
Then BoB can take out the cyno jammer so they don't need to ask AAA for help saving their towers. If they had say 10 Carriers they could rep their tower themeselves, I imagine when in Triage mode carriers can do a lot of repping in just one cycle and if you happen to have cloaked BSs nearby you could always bump the carriers back into the shield if anything turns up to kill them. It would be unprecedented tactical genius and could confound everyone while they try to find a way to counter it.
BoB can then look great again and tell pathetic Empire dwellers like me how amazing they are without their noses starting to extend, it'll be just like 2005 all over again and everyone in BoB will rejoice and want to post about it.
Captain Thunk
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BeefSupreme
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 19:40:00 -
[434]
Re-cap of thread. Goons curb stomp BoB, killing 49 caps in one engagement in 0-w. BoB makes zero progress towards threatening 0-w sov throughout the week. They then gather over 200 Battleships with help from their allies AAA in an op to take down the cyno jammer. Even this attempt is beaten back and the the goon cyno jammer is saved and rep'ed. BoB then kills a few carriers and about two dozen battleships while using cheesy pos hugging tactics, and then proceeds to chest beat about it on caod.
I think that about covers it.
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O Thief
Amarr The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.12.24 19:47:00 -
[435]
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: O Thief There is a fine line between irreverent wit, and being ******ed (and unfunny with it).
Unfortunately for the majority of goons, they have no idea where that line is drawn. But they do have a wonderfully ample capacity for self-delusion (ie, thinking they are irreverent and witty), so it hardly matters.
hey i was about to make fun of you for being a roleplayer but then i realized you're in that corp of ex-issn guys who we screwed over when we wiped your alliance off the map
o/\o
*becomes fat and short sighted as a teenager*
*gets bullied at school*
*has no friends or social skills*
*finds release on 'irreverent' internet forums*
*joins goonswarm*
*makes failed troll*
/golfclap
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BeefSupreme
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 19:53:00 -
[436]
Edited by: BeefSupreme on 24/12/2008 19:54:12
Originally by: O Thief
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: O Thief There is a fine line between irreverent wit, and being ******ed (and unfunny with it).
Unfortunately for the majority of goons, they have no idea where that line is drawn. But they do have a wonderfully ample capacity for self-delusion (ie, thinking they are irreverent and witty), so it hardly matters.
hey i was about to make fun of you for being a roleplayer but then i realized you're in that corp of ex-issn guys who we screwed over when we wiped your alliance off the map
o/\o
*becomes fat and short sighted as a teenager*
*gets bullied at school*
*has no friends or social skills*
*finds release on 'irreverent' internet forums*
*joins goonswarm*
*makes failed troll*
/golfclap
*plays an MMO*
*member of a roleplaying alliance*
*calls other people in said MMO fat nerds*
*Glass house/stones in play*
*Bad poster*
/golf claps
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Moonlight Express
Amarr Moonlight Express Inc.
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Posted - 2008.12.24 20:00:00 -
[437]
Originally by: BeefSupreme Re-cap of thread. Goons curb stomp BoB, killing 49 caps in one engagement in 0-w. BoB makes zero progress towards threatening 0-w sov throughout the week. They then gather over 200 Battleships with help from their allies AAA in an op to take down the cyno jammer. Even this attempt is beaten back and the the goon cyno jammer is saved and rep'ed. BoB then kills a few carriers and about two dozen battleships while using cheesy pos hugging tactics, and then proceeds to chest beat about it on caod.
I think that about covers it.
Sure sounds like goons of a year ago. BoB is learning very well. All they need to do now it spam how unfair the game is, how goons exploit all the time and they will be uber just like goons.
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Haargoth Agamar
Gallente Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.12.24 20:05:00 -
[438]
Originally by: Captain Thunk
Originally by: Metal Dude
Is that's why you only engage when you have double the numbers?
Originally by: Spathi ~mobile pos guns~
Originally by: Reapeat Offender
Here is a summary of the fight in 0-W so far:
BoB shows up along with Exe a week ago.
BoB loses entire cap fleet while trying to kill a tower.
BoB have been doomsdayed countless times and lost so many fleets they hardly ever leave their POS shields now.
BoB find themselves in a worse position as far as tower majority than they when they first attacked a week ago
BoB have failed in several attempts to drop the cyno jammer throughout the course of multiple days.
Over the last few days, -A- has needed to show up with fleets to protect BoB's towers as they exit reinforced during BoB's prime time.
In summary, they've been here a week and have nothing to show for it other than a wrecked capital fleet and great practice at scooting back into the shields the moment anything hostile enters grid.
Do not despair though BoB. Atlas is here now along with several corps of former Tri. Your saviors have arrived and it isn't even Christmas yet!
I see.
I agree with Metal Dude, goons should only bring the same number as BoB have so BoB can wipe all the goons out with the help of happening to be at their own tower.
Then BoB can take out the cyno jammer so they don't need to ask AAA for help saving their towers. If they had say 10 Carriers they could rep their tower themeselves, I imagine when in Triage mode carriers can do a lot of repping in just one cycle and if you happen to have cloaked BSs nearby you could always bump the carriers back into the shield if anything turns up to kill them. It would be unprecedented tactical genius and could confound everyone while they try to find a way to counter it.
BoB can then look great again and tell pathetic Empire dwellers like me how amazing they are without their noses starting to extend, it'll be just like 2005 all over again and everyone in BoB will rejoice and want to post about it.
Captain Thunk
You actually believe that his summary is accurate? We have only lost 1 fleet to doomsday and we have barely even attacked their cyno jammer, we have been having a good time raping goon battleship fleets and killing caps with our mobile pos guns instead :)
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O Thief
Amarr The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.12.24 20:12:00 -
[439]
Originally by: BeefSupreme Edited by: BeefSupreme on 24/12/2008 19:54:12
Originally by: O Thief
Originally by: The Mittani
Originally by: O Thief There is a fine line between irreverent wit, and being ******ed (and unfunny with it).
Unfortunately for the majority of goons, they have no idea where that line is drawn. But they do have a wonderfully ample capacity for self-delusion (ie, thinking they are irreverent and witty), so it hardly matters.
hey i was about to make fun of you for being a roleplayer but then i realized you're in that corp of ex-issn guys who we screwed over when we wiped your alliance off the map
o/\o
*becomes fat and short sighted as a teenager*
*gets bullied at school*
*has no friends or social skills*
*finds release on 'irreverent' internet forums*
*joins goonswarm*
*makes failed troll*
/golfclap
*plays an MMO*
*member of a roleplaying alliance*
*calls other people in said MMO fat nerds*
*Glass house/stones in play*
*Bad poster*
/golf claps
My, how irreverent and witty. Not to mention original.
*pays to post on internet forum*
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ardik
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 20:28:00 -
[440]
Originally by: O Thief
My, how irreverent and witty. Not to mention original.
*pays to post on internet forum*
your posting is to bad posting what good posting is to posting
except bad!
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Breaky Uzumaki
Caldari The Greater Moon GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 20:41:00 -
[441]
Originally by: O Thief
*plays an MMO*
*member of a roleplaying alliance*
*calls other people in said MMO fat nerds*
*Glass house/stones in play*
*Bad poster*
/golf claps
My, how irreverent and witty. Not to mention original.
*pays to post on internet forum*
OOC ((It's pretty simple really, you play an MMO in a role playing corp. You can't really make fat nerd jokes without turning them on yourself also.))
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O Thief
Amarr The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.12.24 20:56:00 -
[442]
Originally by: Breaky Uzumaki
OOC ((It's pretty simple really, you play an MMO in a role playing corp. You can't really make fat nerd jokes without turning them on yourself also.))
Cute, but don't worry, you have nothing to prove, you pay to post on a forum, that makes you a witty and well balanced individual. Everyone knows that.
So relax, and return to entertaining us all with your razor sharp wit. You do have razor sharp wit, right? Of course you do, you're a Goon. You all have that.
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Captain Thunk
Amarr Captain Morgan Society Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.24 20:59:00 -
[443]
Originally by: Haargoth Agamar
You actually believe that his summary is accurate? We have only lost 1 fleet to doomsday and we have barely even attacked their cyno jammer, we have been having a good time raping goon battleship fleets and killing caps with our mobile pos guns instead :)
I doubt its any more accurate than any other summary on CAOD.
Metal Dude appeared to miss out some important details as well. Why not even attempt to remove the cyno jammer? or is a 'BoB attack' still planting a POS then expecting the defenders to do the attacking?
I do think goons are doomed, but I can't see the way you're going about it is going to improve your reputation especially as it's on the back of another 'arch enemies' bandwagon.
"We blued our enemies are brought all our pets and destroyed the worst players in the game" just doesn't have a ring to it. It'll take a very long time as well if you're not actually attacking the systems, just defending your POSs - or is that Against Some Authorities role?
Captain Thunk
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HostageTaker
Gallente Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.12.24 21:02:00 -
[444]
I love this thread, rly I do! 
If you goonies are so awesome, and we're so terrible, then why are you clowns so angry at life?!

Chillax brohams! Santa is almost here!!! 
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Martin VanBuren
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 21:27:00 -
[445]
Edited by: Martin VanBuren on 24/12/2008 21:27:12
Originally by: HostageTaker I love this thread, rly I do! 
If you goonies are so awesome, and we're so terrible, then why are you clowns so angry at life?!

Chillax brohams! Santa is almost here!!! 
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Martin VanBuren
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 21:28:00 -
[446]
Originally by: O Thief
Originally by: Breaky Uzumaki
OOC ((It's pretty simple really, you play an MMO in a role playing corp. You can't really make fat nerd jokes without turning them on yourself also.))
Cute, but don't worry, you have nothing to prove, you pay to post on a forum, that makes you a witty and well balanced individual. Everyone knows that.
So relax, and return to entertaining us all with your razor sharp wit. You do have razor sharp wit, right? Of course you do, you're a Goon. You all have that.
Shouldn't you be firing cruise missiles at a dreadnaught fleet with jade constantine
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O Thief
Amarr The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.12.24 21:48:00 -
[447]
Originally by: Martin VanBuren
Shouldn't you be firing cruise missiles at a dreadnaught fleet with jade constantine
Lacking in poise, humour, or factual accuracy as it's base.
As failed trolls go, this is wonderful example... *takes notes*
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Everir Entar
Minmatar Legion Du Lys GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 22:00:00 -
[448]
Tabarnak

Merry Christmas! 
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Petar Quaresma
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 22:12:00 -
[449]
*loses to one alliance after another*
*posts on the forums about not taking things seriously to avoid the shame of being a humiliated group of washed up unfunny pubbies*
WHY SO SERIUOUSS? *leans back*
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Reapeat Offender
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.24 22:14:00 -
[450]
I have an update. BoB has accomplished something today.
While the BoB fleet sat in their POS in 0-W doing absolutely nothing, they lost 2 high end moons in Aridia to PL.
Go BoB!
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