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Kaijusan Gallente gallach minig Corp New Eve Mining manufacturing Organisation	Posted - 2008.12.26 23:29:00 - [1] So I'm mining away in my Hulk when i notice a message in local. I tab over, seems someone has put out an alert theres a ore thief on the loose! Oh noes. Being bored I decide to have a bit of fun. I head back to the station and refit to BATTLE HULK MODE. I head back to the belt and casually mention in chat "Frank, I'm jet canning so get your Itty to 7 belt 2." I then jettison some ore and wait. Sure enough, Mr Ore thief in his Thrasher shows up. I watch as he creeps his way to the can. Sure enough, he takes the bait. As he warps away halfway into structure I get the following tells: Nooborethief: I'm filing a petition against you. me: why? Nooborethief: Hulks cannot equip weapons, they only mine. me: Uh, wrong. Ever see "When carebears attack" on youtube? Nooborethief: Bull****. Hulks cant equip weapons of any sort. Ive been playing for 3 years noob. me: o'rly? You or the account you bought are three years old? Nooborethief: You better watch it. I know the head of Goonswarm. I'll have your corp destroyed. me: you know Darius? Nooborethief: who? at that point I had enough. Yeah, not the greatest story in the world, but first time I ever heard the "Hulks cant equip weapons" line before.
Ralarina Caldari Vivicide	Posted - 2008.12.26 23:31:00 - [2] Edited by: Ralarina on 26/12/2008 23:30:58 Cowboys, eh? I think you need to hire a professional ore thief. -- Ralara's Alt (due to Forum ban)
Deva Blackfire coracao ardente	Posted - 2008.12.26 23:55:00 - [3] Originally by: Kaijusan Nooborethief: You better watch it. I know the head of Goonswarm. I'll have your corp destroyed. me: you know Darius? Nooborethief: who? Made me LOL IRL :)
Marlenus Caldari Ironfleet Towing And Salvage Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2008.12.27 00:10:00 - [4] He can't have been in the ore retrieval business for long. Even a well-fitted covetor can ruin your day if he catches you by surprise. ------------------ Ironfleet.com
Kuranta Minmatar Pator Tech School	Posted - 2008.12.27 00:20:00 - [5] Originally by: Kaijusan Yeah, not the greatest story in the world, but first time I ever heard the "Hulks cant equip weapons" line before. I loled anyways. Shame you didn't pop him. No scram/web? Trasher should die pretty fast to T2 drones. Three years....yeah...right....
Dyaven The Tuskers	Posted - 2008.12.27 01:35:00 - [6] Edited by: Dyaven on 27/12/2008 01:35:37 Originally by: Deva Blackfire Originally by: Kaijusan Nooborethief: You better watch it. I know the head of Goonswarm. I'll have your corp destroyed. me: you know Darius? Nooborethief: who? Made me LOL IRL :) Me too.
Kirra Liu Gemini Industries Inc Sylph Alliance	Posted - 2008.12.27 01:45:00 - [7] This sure made me laugh, now it's the criminal crying, times are changing for the worse
Jadon GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.12.27 02:06:00 - [8] Originally by: Deva Blackfire Originally by: Kaijusan Nooborethief: You better watch it. I know the head of Goonswarm. I'll have your corp destroyed. me: you know Darius? Nooborethief: who? Made me LOL IRL :) this is p good, made me smile too
Dirk Magnum Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.12.27 02:38:00 - [9] @ Goonswarm bit. Battle Hulk pwnage never gets old. Too bad you couldn't keep him in scram range long enough though.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar Ninjas N Pirates	Posted - 2008.12.27 03:51:00 - [10]
Garan Savlar Gallente Twilight Operations	Posted - 2008.12.27 09:56:00 - [11] Originally by: Dyaven Edited by: Dyaven on 27/12/2008 01:35:37 Originally by: Deva Blackfire Originally by: Kaijusan Nooborethief: You better watch it. I know the head of Goonswarm. I'll have your corp destroyed. me: you know Darius? Nooborethief: who? Made me LOL IRL :) Me too. And me ... good story! ------------------------------------------------ Faugh-A-Ballaugh!
Tzar'rim	Posted - 2008.12.27 11:14:00 - [12] I love those kind of 'orethieves', it makes people overconfident and that's exactly what I want :)
Dark Soldat Caldari Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire	Posted - 2008.12.27 11:16:00 - [13] i saw that trasher... If you are reading the above post you are not very bright.I live in Russia. I wear the fufaika, valenoks and the shapka-ushanka with the red star.
Faekurias Black Legion Command Black Legion.	Posted - 2008.12.27 11:24:00 - [14] I lol'd at the convo. ------------------
Silent Samuel Dark Skullz Empire Intrepid Crossing	Posted - 2008.12.27 11:32:00 - [15] Something funny happend to me yesterday aswell. I did honestly not know the hulks tank was amazing. I live in 0.0 and mine there on a daily basis, some lonely pilot came along and i was a bit slow warping off, actually I warped to a planet instead of a safespot. He was waiting for me on that planet and shortly targetted me. I was at that time sure i was a goner. He was in a Arazu yielding 5x hammerheads II (if I recall correct) Started hammering my hulk with them. I also had 5x hammerheads II and rougly 6 mil sp in drones so i started targetting his drones.. He kept recalling them and relaunching them and like that we kept it going for a minut. After a minut or two i saw him comment my tank in local and well my cap was dropping so i warped in a commandship alt and he ran away. But seriusly tanking and arazu with 5x hammerheads II in a hulk made my day.
Orogaldeo Amarr Extreme Solutions Frontal Impact	Posted - 2008.12.27 12:18:00 - [16] hulks are funny, even without a real tank, they are awesome :D Hulk (Damage recieved: 7,268) ________________________________
Ralarina Caldari Vivicide	Posted - 2008.12.27 13:20:00 - [17] Originally by: Silent Samuel Something funny happend to me yesterday aswell. I did honestly not know the hulks tank was amazing. I live in 0.0 and mine there on a daily basis, some lonely pilot came along and i was a bit slow warping off, actually I warped to a planet instead of a safespot. He was waiting for me on that planet and shortly targetted me. I was at that time sure i was a goner. He was in a Arazu yielding 5x hammerheads II (if I recall correct) Started hammering my hulk with them. I also had 5x hammerheads II and rougly 6 mil sp in drones so i started targetting his drones.. He kept recalling them and relaunching them and like that we kept it going for a minut. After a minut or two i saw him comment my tank in local and well my cap was dropping so i warped in a commandship alt and he ran away. But seriusly tanking and arazu with 5x hammerheads II in a hulk made my day. don't get too excited, the Arazu with rails/drones only does about 180 DPS and with blasters (doubtful) it's only about 400. --
Concorduck Gallente	Posted - 2008.12.27 13:28:00 - [18] Originally by: Kaijusan Nooborethief: You better watch it. I know the head of Goonswarm. I'll have your corp destroyed. me: you know Darius? Nooborethief: who? Comedy Gold ----------------------------------------- Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
Silent Samuel Dark Skullz Empire Intrepid Crossing	Posted - 2008.12.27 14:04:00 - [19] Originally by: Ralarina Originally by: Silent Samuel Something funny happend to me yesterday aswell. I did honestly not know the hulks tank was amazing. I live in 0.0 and mine there on a daily basis, some lonely pilot came along and i was a bit slow warping off, actually I warped to a planet instead of a safespot. He was waiting for me on that planet and shortly targetted me. I was at that time sure i was a goner. He was in a Arazu yielding 5x hammerheads II (if I recall correct) Started hammering my hulk with them. I also had 5x hammerheads II and rougly 6 mil sp in drones so i started targetting his drones.. He kept recalling them and relaunching them and like that we kept it going for a minut. After a minut or two i saw him comment my tank in local and well my cap was dropping so i warped in a commandship alt and he ran away. But seriusly tanking and arazu with 5x hammerheads II in a hulk made my day. don't get too excited, the Arazu with rails/drones only does about 180 DPS and with blasters (doubtful) it's only about 400. Dont think he had 400 dps no, I only tank 332 dps aproxematly with my setup and skills.
Kaijusan Gallente gallach minig Corp New Eve Mining manufacturing Organisation	Posted - 2008.12.27 18:41:00 - [20] It was my own fault he lived. As the fight started I realized I wasn't recording this epic encounter and in my efforts to turn on the fraps thingie I really wasn't paying attention as much as I should of or I would have podded his noob ass for sure.
z0de Gallente The Bastards The Bastards.	Posted - 2008.12.27 19:51:00 - [21] I love when people make mistakes then call other people noobs.
Jack Light Beyond All Frontier White Core	Posted - 2008.12.27 21:43:00 - [22] Edited by: Jack Light on 27/12/2008 21:44:48 Originally by: Kaijusan Nooborethief: You better watch it. I know the head of Goonswarm. I'll have your corp destroyed. me: you know Darius? Nooborethief: who? LOL that made my day.
Raul Watanabe Gallente NQX Innovations	Posted - 2008.12.28 03:46:00 - [23] Your right, not the greatest story in the world but it sure was funny, cheers
ollobrains2 Gallente New Eve Order Holdings	Posted - 2008.12.28 04:26:00 - [24] fun stuff
Fox Ogmo Caritas.	Posted - 2008.12.28 16:13:00 - [25] Hmm... Sounds more like ore thief was trolling OP tbh.
Kaijusan Gallente gallach minig Corp New Eve Mining manufacturing Organisation	Posted - 2008.12.29 09:00:00 - [26] No, I wish he was because it would explain his lack of brain cells. According to the chat in local leading up to the event, he had been doing this in the system for a while (stealing ore and smack talking about his Thrasher) I guess its possible he was some sort of Borat like performance troll but really, why waste the time.
P'uck	Posted - 2008.12.29 09:43:00 - [27] Originally by: Kaijusan I guess its possible he was some sort of Borat like performance troll but really, why waste the time. I dont know.. there was this vid.. what was it? Mining with Planks? I really liked that one. Anyways... name and shame that guy. Maybe we can spot another Garmon alt
128th ABC123 Eve Liberation Force Liberty.	Posted - 2008.12.29 10:26:00 - [28] Originally by: Silent Samuel Originally by: Ralarina Originally by: Silent Samuel Something funny happend to me yesterday aswell. I did honestly not know the hulks tank was amazing. I live in 0.0 and mine there on a daily basis, some lonely pilot came along and i was a bit slow warping off, actually I warped to a planet instead of a safespot. He was waiting for me on that planet and shortly targetted me. I was at that time sure i was a goner. He was in a Arazu yielding 5x hammerheads II (if I recall correct) Started hammering my hulk with them. I also had 5x hammerheads II and rougly 6 mil sp in drones so i started targetting his drones.. He kept recalling them and relaunching them and like that we kept it going for a minut. After a minut or two i saw him comment my tank in local and well my cap was dropping so i warped in a commandship alt and he ran away. But seriusly tanking and arazu with 5x hammerheads II in a hulk made my day. don't get too excited, the Arazu with rails/drones only does about 180 DPS and with blasters (doubtful) it's only about 400. Dont think he had 400 dps no, I only tank 332 dps aproxematly with my setup and skills. If I remember correctly an Arazu only has 40m3 drone bandwith. So it the best case its a mix of 3 mediums and 2 smalls.
Orogaldeo Amarr Extreme Solutions Frontal Impact	Posted - 2008.12.29 13:08:00 - [29] Name, Shame and Region name please. ________________________________
Dong Ninja	Posted - 2008.12.29 13:27:00 - [30] Originally by: Orogaldeo Name, Shame and Region name please. Oh lawdy, your signature.

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