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Brechan Skene
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Posted - 2008.12.27 11:35:00 -
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q.What does Michael Jackson and Eve Player Pirates have in common?
a. They both Moon walk and molest miners
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Le Poupon
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.27 11:39:00 -
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Hmmm
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.12.27 12:19:00 -
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I don't get it.
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 Originally by: Crumplecorn
Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Malvorak
Amarr
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.27 12:26:00 -
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Who's Michael Jackson?
"I wave my private parts at your aunties son of a window dresser" |
Garan Savlar
Gallente
Twilight Operations
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Posted - 2008.12.27 13:20:00 -
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Faugh-A-Ballaugh! |
Szent AdamKiraly
Art of War
Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.12.27 13:22:00 -
[6]
Best thread of 08.
Period.
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Marchocias
Silent Ninja's
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Posted - 2008.12.27 16:37:00 -
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Q. Why are pirates called pirates?
A. Because they Aaaaaaaarrrrre!!
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*coughcough*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr!! |
Le Poupon
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.27 16:51:00 -
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but i thought the yarr?
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Jim Hazard
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Posted - 2008.12.28 02:18:00 -
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Originally by: Brechan Skene
q.What does Michael Jackson and Eve Player Pirates have in common?
a. They both like making little boys cry
fixed. (You know stealing lolipops and stuff, just to make sure no1 is thinking anything wrong here *g*)
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Epegi Givo
Amarr
Tundra Wolf.
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Posted - 2008.12.28 02:22:00 -
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Q. what do Micheal Jackson and an Xbox 360 have in common
A. They are both made of plastic, they both come in black and white, and they both get turned on by little kids.
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: Epegi Givo
This is my sig, or is it?
Now the only thing I can think of are Yard Gnome Ninjas...
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Jim Hazard
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Posted - 2008.12.28 02:27:00 -
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Originally by: Epegi Givo
Q. what do Micheal Jackson and an Xbox 360 have in common
A. They are both made of plastic, they both come in black and white, and they both get turned on by little kids.
Well... does not have much to do with a pirate joke, but still not a bad one 
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Mai Frend
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Posted - 2008.12.28 02:47:00 -
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Edited by: Mai Frend on 28/12/2008 02:46:48
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel protruding from his zipper. The bartender looks at him and points "What the hell are you doing with that?" The pirate grabs the wheel and says "It's drivin me nuts."
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.28 05:25:00 -
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A young man is captured by pirates and is persuaded to join the crew rather than walk the plank. After a few weeks at sea the captain speaks to the man and asks him how he is getting on. The man replies that on the whole he is enjoying things - the rum-soaked drinking binges, the plundering, etc - but there was one thing missing.
"What's that?" asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women" replies the man.
"Y'arr" says the captain "Follow me!"
The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is a bung hole. "We calls her Carmen," says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.
However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined!
The next day the captain greets him again. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?" he asks eagerly.
The man replies "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"
"Good," says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!"
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2008.12.28 08:21:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
A young man is captured by pirates and is persuaded to join the crew rather than walk the plank. After a few weeks at sea the captain speaks to the man and asks him how he is getting on. The man replies that on the whole he is enjoying things - the rum-soaked drinking binges, the plundering, etc - but there was one thing missing.
"What's that?" asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women" replies the man.
"Y'arr" says the captain "Follow me!"
The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is a bung hole. "We calls her Carmen," says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.
However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined!
The next day the captain greets him again. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?" he asks eagerly.
The man replies "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"
"Good," says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!"
I admit it.
I fcking lol'd
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.12.28 12:19:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
A young man is captured by pirates and is persuaded to join the crew rather than walk the plank. After a few weeks at sea the captain speaks to the man and asks him how he is getting on. The man replies that on the whole he is enjoying things - the rum-soaked drinking binges, the plundering, etc - but there was one thing missing.
"What's that?" asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women" replies the man.
"Y'arr" says the captain "Follow me!"
The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is a bung hole. "We calls her Carmen," says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.
However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined!
The next day the captain greets him again. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?" he asks eagerly.
The man replies "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"
"Good," says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!"
You just saved the whole damn thread.
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Rhohm
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.12.28 15:25:00 -
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HA!! First one (miners) was good, second one (xbox) was great, third one (bucket) was hilarious! Thanks for that :DDDD
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PsychoBones
Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2008.12.28 15:30:00 -
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Originally by: Concorduck
Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
A young man is captured by pirates and is persuaded to join the crew rather than walk the plank. After a few weeks at sea the captain speaks to the man and asks him how he is getting on. The man replies that on the whole he is enjoying things - the rum-soaked drinking binges, the plundering, etc - but there was one thing missing.
"What's that?" asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women" replies the man.
"Y'arr" says the captain "Follow me!"
The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is a bung hole. "We calls her Carmen," says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.
However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined!
The next day the captain greets him again. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?" he asks eagerly.
The man replies "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"
"Good," says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!"
You just saved the whole damn thread.
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Ren Surkova
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.12.28 17:26:00 -
[18]
this is the worst thread
sig filla, thread killa |
Miranda Reactor
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Posted - 2008.12.28 18:10:00 -
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A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances
The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente
Trinity Council.
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Posted - 2008.12.28 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: MirrorGod
Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
A young man is captured by pirates and is persuaded to join the crew rather than walk the plank. After a few weeks at sea the captain speaks to the man and asks him how he is getting on. The man replies that on the whole he is enjoying things - the rum-soaked drinking binges, the plundering, etc - but there was one thing missing.
"What's that?" asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women" replies the man.
"Y'arr" says the captain "Follow me!"
The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is a bung hole. "We calls her Carmen," says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.
However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined!
The next day the captain greets him again. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?" he asks eagerly.
The man replies "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"
"Good," says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!"
I admit it.
I fcking lol'd
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258
"Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer"
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Le Poupon
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.28 18:59:00 -
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A pirate walks into a bar, his crew made up of an ostrich and a cat. The barman looks in shock as the pirate buys rounds for all three of them. Not thinking too much of it and greatful for the small amount of custom on his remote island and in fear of the pirate pours the drinks. I short while later up comes the ostrich and buys drinks for all three, and leaves a little for the barman too.
This continues for a few rounds and the barman notices the cat not buying any drinks. He finaly plucks up the courage and asks the pirate where he got the talking, drinking animals on his grand voyage.
"I was out at sea for many a year alone and found me the grandest treasure, amongst which was a magical lamp. I rubbed the lamp and out camp a genie and I was granted one wish"
The barman enquired what it was the pirate had wished for.
"A bird with long legs and a tight p*ssy"
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Lady Aja
Caldari
Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2008.12.28 19:14:00 -
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O M G!!! thats sooo bad.. lol
غتيال الموت أصدرته لقتل مو |
lucifers widow
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Posted - 2008.12.28 20:38:00 -
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The thread saved award goes to Tchell Dahhn, supporting artists Le Poupon and Miranda Reactor (dis)honourable mentions.
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Mike Huntswarm
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Posted - 2008.12.29 01:27:00 -
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Whats this?
R
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RRRRRRR
A pirates Eye chart - sorry i know it's bad
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mikeh24
Apeshit Assassins
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Posted - 2008.12.29 01:51:00 -
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wow, have to give you credit for making that up though....
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.12.29 02:52:00 -
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Michael Jackson likes his men like he likes his scotch... 12 years old and full of coke!
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SunGod RA
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.12.29 03:01:00 -
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a robot walks into a bar and asks for a drink. bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." robot replies "no, but some day you will!"
hah hahAHhah a hahh hhhahhAEHHAEhhhAHhhehaeh hh h h
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.12.29 03:05:00 -
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So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle... 
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Kehmor
Caldari
Malevolent Emo Herders
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Posted - 2008.12.29 03:07:00 -
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Edited by: Kehmor on 29/12/2008 03:07:03
The three best pirate jokes of all time:
Garmon
Ginger Magician
Tiller
In that order
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Kehmor
Caldari
Malevolent Emo Herders
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Posted - 2008.12.29 03:08:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle...
Arrr... it's driving me nuts...
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Violence isn't the answer, it is the question.
The answer is yes. |
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