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BuzzyBeagle
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
136
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Posted - 2012.04.14 09:13:00 -
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So as an attept to breathe new life into Eve before my account expires, i wanted to try nullsec life.
I applied for a nullsec corp. and was surprisingly accepted for after a rather lengthy interview over TS, where i had to lie through my teeth on-the-fly on how my prior corp and alliance history and had to duck and play dumb on all sorts of questions re: TEARS and something to do with guys TK flew with or something. Wife giggling in the background calling me a bullshi*$%rdid not help.
anyway all of a sudden, i see the corp accepted mail.
For the first 15 seconds i must admit i truly did not intend to do harm to this corp. The interviewer seemed like a kind sounding man, who was naive enough to let ME in, i could not be so low as to do anything bad could i??
For what seemed like an eternity, i waited for that 15 seconds to pass.. and it eventually did.. and my 3 or 4 neurons i have left from all of the oil i have been smoking fired into absolute OVERDRIVE.
I wanted to go to null, to do some PVP, mebbe rat some fation loot drops etc. but NO this was impossibleGǪ these #$%# rained on my paradeGǪ this was not happeningGǪ THEY LIVED IN DRONE SPACE! No rat bounties, no rat drops, no further interest in this corp at all from Buzzy.
I log in ready to do an infamous QQ filled Buzzy ragequit, and see one person in the force field that they were building their work-in-progress POS in. I was inside the bubble, he was inside the bubbleGǪin a Legion .. but i could not target him!. i wanted to pod the AFK-CEO bad. I asked in dojo and someone suggested bumping him out of the bubble.
I was in my trusty Interdiction/Cloaky Loki.
5 or 6 bumps later he was outside and all of a sudden, out of nowhere this happened.
[KILLMAIL FROM CEO's LEGION] I was jovial to say the least.
I followed up with one of these for good measure. [KILLMAIL FROM CEO POD]
So im like GÇ£now what Buzzy?GÇ¥ theres a bunch of buildings floating around in this bubble force field thing, lets go explore.
One was an obvious item-drop hangar, i clicked ****, Gǣno access to view contentsGǥGǪdarn these dudes are SMART. got me locked out of stuffGǪ
Another one of the floaty bubble buildings was one that said something about ships. I guess me, or other people could park ships in or somethingGǪ i flew over and right clicked the **** out of it.
options showed something like GÇ£park your shipGÇ¥ and GÇ£take a shipGÇ¥ or something along those lines, i looked in and saw a crapload of ships. loki, haulers, dramiel, ashimmu etc. . i noticed there was an GÇ£eject ship button' i highlighted the loki, and ejected it right before my very eyes!
i boarded said Loki, and was in awe of the faction shinies.
I reboarded my loki, , and took off my DG Web put it in cargo,jettisoned the CEO biomass+ faction web, and reboarded the nicer Loki that had that GÇÿnew car smellGÇÖ
i then proceeded to dump the other ships in this ship bay into the bubble hopping into and out of them looking for faction **** to eject into my newly jacked loki.
OH SNAP
a few guys from corp/alliance come in and i cloak up, in my new loki. The gig is upGǪ.
I log onto TS. and waitGǪ..
an hour or so later, the CEO logs on TS FREAKING OUT. GÇ¥guys? how did i end up in my medical station? were we attacked?GÇ£ lots of tears on TS as he found out someone bumped him out into space and left a can next to his wreck with the name GÇ¥love BBGÇ£.
GÇ¥WHO THE **** IS BB????? BUZZYBEAGLE IS THAT YOU??!?!?!!GÇ£
i respond with one wordGǪ.in a hushed whisperGǪGǪGǥumadbro?"
RAGE ensues and i go eat supper.
I come back and this PM was opened with the CEO
[chatlog of tears removed]
I am glad i was afk and he closed convo, as my conscience would have kicked in [probably not] and i may have tried to make amends.
I followed up with this email to the entire corp:
Invoice 12114
From: BuzzyBeagle
Sent: 2012.04.14 00:12
To: CORP NAME HERE
The following invoice is for services rendered
- teaching someone starting a corp not to trust new people 100 million ISK
- teaching someone not to AFK in a bubble when new people are in corp 250 million ISK
- teaching someone that you do not give full hangar access to a 1 day old ninja in corpGǪ 500 million ISK.
- Dumbass tax - 150 million ISK
amount total - 1 Billion ISK
amount is payable in full or you will be subject to further actions which may include any of the following: violence, op interruptions, further infiltrations.
love and kisses - Buzzy
annnyway i get the obigatory GÇ£$%^& youGÇ¥ in corp as they have not kicked me from corp yet. and all of a sudden, i get PAID. not in ISK, but in tears, juicy buttery fat old man tears, they tasted a little like cinnamon buns.
enjoy:
Re: Invoice 12114
From: CEO
Sent: 2012.04.14 03:05
To: BuzzyBeagle,
Your beef is obviously with me, although I do not know why. That being said I have resigned as CEO of [CORPNAME] and am quitting the game.
Please leave my friends alone for they have nothing to do with this. You got what you got and forced me to leave to protect them. I willnot return to this game as a result. Youve won. They are good guys and do not deserve to suffer for my failure.
I hope me leaving the game satisfies my debt to you as i do not have any isk to give nor do they.
Peace
CEO
anyway i thought you guys would enjoy my last hurrah. my game time expires 9PM Saturday and i think i need a break from gaming in general. Thank you all in C&P for putting up with my frequent trolling. yes you can haz my stuff, and tl'dr
fly safe and much love
Buzzy |
lanyaie
34
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Posted - 2012.04.14 10:13:00 -
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Im first so can i have your stuff?
Also well done teaching them :)
I dont post often, but when I do i'm probably trolling you |
Daemon Ceed
Crushed Ambitions
Reckless Ambition
49
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Posted - 2012.04.14 10:20:00 -
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BuzzyBeagle wrote:
anyway i thought you guys would enjoy my last hurrah. my game time expires 9PM Saturday and i think i need a break from gaming in general. Thank you all in C&P for putting up with my frequent trolling. yes you can haz my stuff, and tl'dr
fly safe and much love
Buzzy
BB, I have immensely enjoyed your antics/trolling/etc while you where here. I wish you the best and bid you a long slow-clap on your last hurrah. I'm about to be able to fly a Loki myself (and doing VERY bad things to good people in it), so if you would like I will lovingly accept such a gift and put it to good use in your absence. Good luck!
Post with your main or GTFO! |
Nightowl Agnew
DinoDoggy Inc
1
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Posted - 2012.04.14 10:28:00 -
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i second to post, any stuff left? liked it
NightOwl Out |
Cats'Meow
The Toll Booth
30
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Posted - 2012.04.14 11:00:00 -
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Seems like my Loki Secrets *laughs* were put into good use.
Well done sweetheart *purrs* |
Ammzi
Imperial Guardians
The Aurora Shadow
981
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Posted - 2012.04.14 13:03:00 -
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*slow claps*.....
Would read again +1 
Corp management needed to learn how to take proper security measures.
quote CCP Spitfire
"Hello Im Blue,"
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StonerPhReaK
Nasgul Collective
Cascade Imminent
48
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Posted - 2012.04.14 13:19:00 -
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This sounds like a new form of plexing. Scan out potential bubbly sites, Drop an app, Make up a bunch of ****, Profit. I dunno about you buzzy, But that last plex would make me resub another month in the hopes of finding the rarest of "sites". |
Mokanor Lenak
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
16
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Posted - 2012.04.14 14:28:00 -
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<(' ')> (>' '<) <(' ')> (>' '<) <(' ')> (>' '<)
Kirby is clapping for you.
Nice way to finish
Thanks for the story. |
genevieve serpentina
dem broken bones
0
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Posted - 2012.04.14 16:30:00 -
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What an idiot , he shouldve stuck to highsec pve
As much as that bloke was a mug for being taken in by you, clearly it feels like an empty win or you wouldnt be quitting though.
so win all round.
err, do i get the loki btw? |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
248
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Posted - 2012.04.14 16:58:00 -
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Aww dont leave :( |
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kiki mo
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
24
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Posted - 2012.04.14 17:13:00 -
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Buzzy, I agree with everyone here that says don't leave.
If you do though, I'm open to donations if you'd like. A Loki would be perfect, but really anything.
Otherwise, I'd suggest to just leave a plex in your account, let it go dormant for now and you can come back at any time. |
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
211
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Posted - 2012.04.14 17:38:00 -
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Buzzy, you're a philosopher king and a warrior poet. We should hang out some time. |
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
259
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Posted - 2012.04.14 18:21:00 -
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A rousing story that filled my heart with glee, and my lungs with glue. I should quit smoking. |
Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
919
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Posted - 2012.04.16 14:27:00 -
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BuzzyBeagle wrote:I wanted to go to null, to do some PVP, mebbe rat some fation loot drops etc. but NO this was impossibleGǪ these #$%# rained on my paradeGǪ this was not happeningGǪ THEY LIVED IN DRONE SPACE! No rat bounties, no rat drops, no further interest in this corp at all from Buzzy.
I'm not sure you herd...
Carebear_2.0_Blog wrote:WeGÇÿve recently spent a lot of time looking at Rogue Drones, and ultimately decided to add bounties to their heads. To keep things balanced, the drones will stop dropping alloys, but instead they will have sizable bounties for any pilot who dares hunt them down.
In your absence try and practise your troll posts moar
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny |
Drake Draconis
Nexus Advanced Technologies
Fidelas Constans
471
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Posted - 2012.04.16 14:41:00 -
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*snores*
who...wha?
What happened again?
Fell asleep reading OP's post. 
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Get PAID FOR SPAM!
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=78152 |
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
201
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Posted - 2012.04.16 14:47:00 -
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Buzzy, you're an inspiration to us all. If you must leave, then leave. But regardless of where you go, go forth, and troll the living **** out of everyone. Hope to see moar post from you.
Also, if you have anything left, can I has it?
E .-+ ` ' / -+. F
Your Carebear tears fuel us
Heil Hizzle Mein Nizzles. |
Adunh Slavy
Ammatar Trade Syndicate
631
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Posted - 2012.04.16 17:01:00 -
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And people wonder why noobs can't find corps to join. |
Ativan Loko
15 Minute Outliers
Novus Dominatum
3
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Posted - 2012.04.16 17:08:00 -
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Your my Hero BB, don't leave EvE just yet!!! |
Emma Royd
Jupiter Industries
C0LD Fusion
108
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Posted - 2012.04.16 17:23:00 -
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And the moral of the story is...
If ever you go afk at a pos, orbit the tower or something static.
Great story, some good loot, shame you're going  |
Lady Spank
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
2085
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Posted - 2012.04.17 09:37:00 -
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One less badposter. Congrats on killing a blue ship though.
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
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Bernie Nator
Talocan Hive
Talocan United
210
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Posted - 2012.04.17 14:32:00 -
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Take it easy Buzzy. If you ever find yourself near Baltimore hit me up for a beer. I'll miss your amusing stories about then all failing. |
BattleBeaver
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2012.04.18 17:30:00 -
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Hahahaha!! Full of win!
Cool story, I thoroughly enjoyed it! The "umadbro" part was particularly funny!
Well played, sir!
I'll has some stuffz is there's any going begging :)
Take it steady.
*Slow clap* |
Ka Jolo
The Tuskers
10
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Posted - 2012.04.18 18:33:00 -
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What a jerk.
Just because someone's an idiot doesn't mean I like it when you s**t all over him.
Representing the not-impressed faction here. Bye.
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Masamune Dekoro
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
83
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Posted - 2012.04.18 22:38:00 -
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Ka Jolo wrote:What a jerk.
Just because someone's an idiot doesn't mean I like it when you s**t all over him.
Representing the not-impressed faction here. Bye.
Consider for a moment the sub-forum you are posting in. |
Ka Jolo
The Tuskers
10
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Posted - 2012.04.19 00:30:00 -
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This is Crime and Punishment. I've been reading this forum for years. What's your point? You saying it's OK to steal from a corp but it's not OK to tsk-tsk over it in C&P?
I can tell you that not every active participant of C&R is delighted to read tales of people pretending to be friends and then betraying that trust. I am aware that many are; they posted in this thread their approval. I thought I'd post too; I didn't want the uninformed thinking everybody does it or everybody likes it. |
FeAKz
The Scope
Gallente Federation
19
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Posted - 2012.04.19 03:30:00 -
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Ka Jolo wrote:This is Crime and Punishment. I've been reading this forum for years. What's your point? You saying it's OK to steal from a corp but it's not OK to tsk-tsk over it in C&P?
I can tell you that not every active participant of C&R is delighted to read tales of people pretending to be friends and then betraying that trust. I am aware that many are; they posted in this thread their approval. I thought I'd post too; I didn't want the uninformed thinking everybody does it or everybody likes it.
^ This.
You haven't gone out with a bang, you went out with a fizzle. There is no challenge in what you did. If anything, you just did more damage to the game in relation to trust and new corp recruits, than you have anything else.
I especially liked this part: ***the CEO logs on TS FREAKING OUT. GÇ¥guys? how did i end up in my medical station? were we attacked?GÇ£***
If that's freaking out, I'd like to hear your definition of what a normal, reasonable person would call 'freaking out'.
Crime: 2/10
Write up: 3/10
Creative Bonus: 0/10
Total: 5/30
Thanks, you can leave now. |
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.04.20 14:19:00 -
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FeAKz wrote:Ka Jolo wrote:This is Crime and Punishment. I've been reading this forum for years. What's your point? You saying it's OK to steal from a corp but it's not OK to tsk-tsk over it in C&P?
I can tell you that not every active participant of C&R is delighted to read tales of people pretending to be friends and then betraying that trust. I am aware that many are; they posted in this thread their approval. I thought I'd post too; I didn't want the uninformed thinking everybody does it or everybody likes it. ^ This. You haven't gone out with a bang, you went out with a fizzle. There is no challenge in what you did. If anything, you just did more damage to the game in relation to trust and new corp recruits, than you have anything else. I especially liked this part: ***the CEO logs on TS FREAKING OUT. GÇ¥guys? how did i end up in my medical station? were we attacked?GÇ£*** If that's freaking out, I'd like to hear your definition of what a normal, reasonable person would call 'freaking out'. Crime: 2/10 Write up: 3/10 Creative Bonus: 0/10 Total: 5/30 Thanks, you can leave now.
mmm best tears ever.
BB approves [via this alt thats also about to expire]
the butthurtedness is strong in this one.
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Daemon Ceed
Crushed Ambitions
Reckless Ambition
53
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Posted - 2012.04.20 17:35:00 -
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Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:FeAKz wrote:Ka Jolo wrote:This is Crime and Punishment. I've been reading this forum for years. What's your point? You saying it's OK to steal from a corp but it's not OK to tsk-tsk over it in C&P?
I can tell you that not every active participant of C&R is delighted to read tales of people pretending to be friends and then betraying that trust. I am aware that many are; they posted in this thread their approval. I thought I'd post too; I didn't want the uninformed thinking everybody does it or everybody likes it. ^ This. You haven't gone out with a bang, you went out with a fizzle. There is no challenge in what you did. If anything, you just did more damage to the game in relation to trust and new corp recruits, than you have anything else. I especially liked this part: ***the CEO logs on TS FREAKING OUT. GÇ¥guys? how did i end up in my medical station? were we attacked?GÇ£*** If that's freaking out, I'd like to hear your definition of what a normal, reasonable person would call 'freaking out'. Crime: 2/10 Write up: 3/10 Creative Bonus: 0/10 Total: 5/30 Thanks, you can leave now. mmm best tears ever. BB approves [via this alt thats also about to expire] the butthurtedness is strong in this one.
I personally can't tell if hesmadbro or if jealous. Besides, who the hell made him the Simon Cowell of judging C+P posts?
@ Kristopher Rocancourt
Lame Rebuttal: 0/10
Posting like coward with a forum alt: 0/10
Insulting someone who actually *DID* something recently worth noting: 0/10
Total: 0/30 + Failwhale award.
Post with your main or GTFO! |
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2012.04.21 12:33:00 -
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Ceed, u dont get it meng. This is Buzzy's alt. I just logged on to troll before this account melts too.
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Baby Smacker
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
3
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Posted - 2012.05.02 15:17:00 -
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excellent read. good luck in real life |
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