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Jovoich Infestation.	Posted - 2008.12.31 00:39:00 - [1] Edited by: Jovoich on 31/12/2008 00:44:03 I'm posting mainly because I'm bored and since the guy was so nice I didn't want his loss to be instantly forgotten. While roaming one of my normal systems I found a Hulk and Orca mining in a belt. They had wrecks out and I decided to go steal on for ***s and giggles, saldy the Orca had a tractor beam and managed to stealz them all before I looted one. The following takes place after I'd been sitting next to his op for about 10min... Victim > hello, can i help you? Jovoich > Yes Victim > go on.... Jovoich > what with? Victim > i'm just wondering why you are so close Jovoich > I'm liking how you smell Victim > ok Jovoich > May I ask what fragrance you have on? Victim > its just veldspar and sweat Jovoich > oh, interesting. Have you thought about going maybe expanding your current methods of gaining ISKY by selling essence of Veld juice? Victim> can't seem to find the bp Jovoich > Maybe you should create one. If your the first person to make it, market it, sell it... you get to 'write' the book on it. Victim > how do you make isk? if you don't mind Jovoich > I don't. I currently have 234 isk in my wallet. So, one could say I'm alittle poor. Jovoich > if you are interested and would like to make a donation I wouldn't object Victim > your riding in an assult ship and asking for cash?! Victim> take the loot Victim > i won't blow you up Jovoich > 100% honestly i found it floating in space, im not really sure how to fly it or fit it Victim > you are already flashing red Jovoich > infact im thinking about doing some missions but im not sure how this ship is Jovoich > are you able to help me see how its able to tank? or give me any tips? Victim> it will do lev2s quite easily Jovoich > I just cant afford to take it into a mission and lose it since its my only ships Jovoich > well ive got a free ship that they give you but nothing else Victim> start off on level 1s Jovoich > yeah i need to do abit of research into them. I still want to find out how the ship handles first Jovoich > why are you binkly yellow? Victim> i got a lock on you Jovoich > oh, Jovoich > what ship are you in? Victim > the hulk Jovoich > is that a fighting ship? Victim> no, mining barge Jovoich > oh nice one. those make people loads of money Jovoich > does the hulk mining barge have any guns to defend itself with then? Victim> i've had it ages but not really used it, suddenly decided to be a miner Victim> i've got drones Jovoich > yeah my friends told me about drones i need to go buy some i think (Que hulk sending drones to attack me)* Victim > woh Victim> alright Jovoich > your loot is in the can if you would like it Victim> ok cheers Victim> why you do that Jovoich > was an accident Victim> i don't believe you Jovoich > please believe me. im a nice person Victim > just tell me why concord didn't pop you? Jovoich > i dont know :( Jovoich > are you wanting your loot? Edit - Picy I call 'Bull****' CCP. Isn't it great that the alchemy process was introduced & can 'take up the slack?'
hellsknights Hells Angels Inc.	Posted - 2008.12.31 00:47:00 - [2] I hate walls of text.
Jovoich Infestation.	Posted - 2008.12.31 00:51:00 - [3] Originally by: hellsknights I hate walls of text. It isn't a wall, more of a column. Since it's nearly the New Year I'm feeling kind and won't force you to read it, go free little one. I call 'Bull****' CCP. Isn't it great that the alchemy process was introduced & can 'take up the slack?'
Eudamidas Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2008.12.31 00:51:00 - [4] i dont get it. ps. oh? ~ Woke up, got myself a gun
Kirra Liu Gemini Industries Inc Sylph Alliance	Posted - 2008.12.31 01:22:00 - [5] In your pic you have taken the time to black out the victims name in chat yet forgot to black it out right smack bang in the middle of the screen, so to sum your editing ability up: you suck. Also your screen is just a mess with clutter, thus you suck. The victim fell for a lame ass trap, thus he also sucks. So the message in this story is that everyone sucks.
Spyriadon Caldari Ankaa.	Posted - 2008.12.31 01:33:00 - [6] Originally by: Kirra Liu In your pic you have taken the time to black out the victims name in chat yet forgot to black it out right smack bang in the middle of the screen, so to sum your editing ability up: you suck. Also your screen is just a mess with clutter, thus you suck. The victim fell for a lame ass trap, thus he also sucks. So the message in this story is that everyone sucks. this also includes you... and there for me
Kirra Liu Gemini Industries Inc Sylph Alliance	Posted - 2008.12.31 01:38:00 - [7] Originally by: Spyriadon Originally by: Kirra Liu In your pic you have taken the time to black out the victims name in chat yet forgot to black it out right smack bang in the middle of the screen, so to sum your editing ability up: you suck. Also your screen is just a mess with clutter, thus you suck. The victim fell for a lame ass trap, thus he also sucks. So the message in this story is that everyone sucks. this also includes you... and there for me QFT
Orogaldeo Amarr Extreme Solutions Frontal Impact	Posted - 2008.12.31 02:01:00 - [8] Edited by: Orogaldeo on 31/12/2008 02:01:00 Sigh...What a nice system Josameto is...i Should pass there sometimes... EDIT: i suck at system names ________________________________
Concorduck Gallente	Posted - 2008.12.31 02:04:00 - [9] OP failing to hide anything ITT ----------------------------------------- Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
Eudamidas Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2008.12.31 02:13:00 - [10] the correct reply is oh? or just oh ~ Woke up, got myself a gun

Mischa Jackson x13 X13 Alliance	Posted - 2008.12.31 02:33:00 - [11] "I do honestly feel alittle bad." - I don't belive you dear
Faekurias Black Legion Command Black Legion.	Posted - 2008.12.31 02:52:00 - [12] Originally by: Concorduck OP failing to hide anything ITT lols @ blacking out the current loation and leaving the stations on overview IN JOSAMETO visible. Black block of hiding nothing.
Metalcali Amarr	Posted - 2008.12.31 03:07:00 - [13] i lol'd
Spaztick Canadian Imperial Armaments Veritas Immortalis	Posted - 2008.12.31 03:13:00 - [14] I took the liberty of fixing your picture for you. ...but on a serious note, more people should have some type of spacer in their sigs to show it's not part of the post.
Concorduck Gallente	Posted - 2008.12.31 03:17:00 - [15] Originally by: Spaztick I took the liberty of fixing your picture for you. Saved just in time. Well done, Good sir. Well done ----------------------------------------- Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
soldieroffortune 258 Gallente Trinity Council.	Posted - 2008.12.31 03:26:00 - [16] Originally by: Spaztick I took the liberty of fixing your picture for you. classic, 10/10 Originally by: soldieroffortune 258 "*Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer*"
Kirra Liu Gemini Industries Inc Sylph Alliance	Posted - 2008.12.31 03:28:00 - [17] Originally by: Spaztick I took the liberty of fixing your picture for you. That just made me fkn lmao.
Nadir Shabbaz Shuugouteki	Posted - 2008.12.31 04:13:00 - [18] not shooting blues anymore jov?
Xavier Zedicus	Posted - 2008.12.31 04:30:00 - [19] that hulk was TargetPainting you.
Miss Uylear Caldari The Gentlemen of Low Moral Fibre	Posted - 2008.12.31 05:43:00 - [20] Originally by: Jovoich Edited by: Jovoich on 31/12/2008 00:44:03 I'm posting mainly because I'm bored and blah blah blah. Thanks bye. go and rot. 00-000 I see no man like man see's me.

Dark Soldat Caldari Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire	Posted - 2008.12.31 11:21:00 - [21] Originally by: Xavier Zedicus that hulk was TargetPainting you. THIS IS MADNESS I SAY ! If you are reading the above post you are not very bright.I live in Russia. I wear the fufaika, valenoks and the shapka-ushanka with the red star.
Sol'Kanar Minmatar SRIUS BISNIS	Posted - 2008.12.31 13:38:00 - [22] I killed a ship once. We should compare notes some time.
Imperious Rapt	Posted - 2008.12.31 14:49:00 - [23] Do people actually PLAY with that horribly low of a resolution?
Waylan Yutani	Posted - 2008.12.31 16:17:00 - [24] Originally by: Jovoich Edited by: Jovoich on 31/12/2008 00:44:03 While roaming one of my normal systems I found a Hulk and Orca mining in a belt. Can baiting in hi sec is hardly roaming - get out there and take some sec hits
Metalcali Amarr	Posted - 2008.12.31 17:14:00 - [25] Originally by: Imperious Rapt Do people actually PLAY with that horribly low of a resolution? That's what happens when you save as .jpg instead of .png
Concorduck Gallente	Posted - 2008.12.31 17:16:00 - [26] Doctor, i see White exclamation points talking...am i sick or something? ----------------------------------------- Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
oodin SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.12.31 17:19:00 - [27] i dont think we need CIA to find out the victims name and location tbh
Le Poupon Gallente Center for Advanced Studies	Posted - 2008.12.31 17:48:00 - [28] Edited by: Le Poupon on 31/12/2008 17:51:18 Originally by: oodin i dont think we need CIA to find out the victims name and location tbh Based on thier track record? They still couldn't. EDIT: COS MeSUCKY IN A ENGLISH SPEAK -------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt Post like a butterfly Sting like a bee


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