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Cool dude
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Posted - 2004.07.22 10:44:00 -
[1]
Note to the Mod's - This is just for fun!
I was thinking of topics that nobody would dare post. As a couple of suggestions:
"How do I get my keylogger to work on Tomb's account?"
or
"I have a problem with my macro mining program"
Any suggestions? Try to keep this fun only!
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Cool dude
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Posted - 2004.07.22 10:44:00 -
[2]
Note to the Mod's - This is just for fun!
I was thinking of topics that nobody would dare post. As a couple of suggestions:
"How do I get my keylogger to work on Tomb's account?"
or
"I have a problem with my macro mining program"
Any suggestions? Try to keep this fun only!
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.07.22 10:47:00 -
[3]
Edited by: Miso on 22/07/2004 10:48:19 "would anyone like to contribute to my coke addiction?" -------------------------------------------- Dead
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.07.22 10:47:00 -
[4]
Edited by: Miso on 22/07/2004 10:48:19 "would anyone like to contribute to my coke addiction?" -------------------------------------------- Dead
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Seleene
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Posted - 2004.07.22 10:52:00 -
[5]
"SHIVA CODE ACCIDENTALLY DELETED!!!" -
T2 Weapons Testing in progress! Volunteer today! |

Seleene
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Posted - 2004.07.22 10:52:00 -
[6]
"SHIVA CODE ACCIDENTALLY DELETED!!!" -
T2 Weapons Testing in progress! Volunteer today! |

Puke Skystalker
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:00:00 -
[7]
"Battleship dupeing the EZ way..."
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Puke Skystalker
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:00:00 -
[8]
"Battleship dupeing the EZ way..."
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TheJay
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:04:00 -
[9]
"Tomb is my secret love child"

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TheJay
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:04:00 -
[10]
"Tomb is my secret love child"

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Cool dude
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:06:00 -
[11]
"Yulai Noob gankfest - sign up here"
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Cool dude
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:06:00 -
[12]
"Yulai Noob gankfest - sign up here"
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Ka'ira
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:13:00 -
[13]
"Thread titles that could get you banned"
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Ka'ira
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:13:00 -
[14]
"Thread titles that could get you banned"
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Draculina Hellsing
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:15:00 -
[15]
"I'm having trouble making a popular scam"
-Whose a sexy blood-sucker- |

Draculina Hellsing
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:15:00 -
[16]
"I'm having trouble making a popular scam"
-Whose a sexy blood-sucker- |

Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:16:00 -
[17]
Anything with a major alliance in it.
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Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:16:00 -
[18]
Anything with a major alliance in it.
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Cool dude
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:17:00 -
[19]
Or the ultimate:
"Chain spawning using a macro on the account I purchased on Ebay"
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Cool dude
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:17:00 -
[20]
Or the ultimate:
"Chain spawning using a macro on the account I purchased on Ebay"
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Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:17:00 -
[21]
"Me and my ISD account"
(I do NOT have a volunteer account, just to be clear)
Or maybe:
"ISD corp thief unmasked"
_______________________________________________
Yes yes, blogging is passÚ I know. Rod's Ramblingz on Eve-Online Solutions to your issues. |

Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:17:00 -
[22]
"Me and my ISD account"
(I do NOT have a volunteer account, just to be clear)
Or maybe:
"ISD corp thief unmasked"
_______________________________________________
Yes yes, blogging is passÚ I know. Rod's Ramblingz on Eve-Online Solutions to your issues. |

Kahn Moquil
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:18:00 -
[23]
"Minmatar loverboy seeks companionship with other males"
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Kahn Moquil
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:18:00 -
[24]
"Minmatar loverboy seeks companionship with other males"
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:20:00 -
[25]
WTB *****babies
:)
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:20:00 -
[26]
WTB *****babies
:)
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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NeoMorph
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:40:00 -
[27]
"HELP!! I'm having trouble hacking my Eve bank balance"
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<Stavros> the first motor bike i ever rode <Stavros> was a honda gold wing <Ak-Gara> hah <Stavros> |

NeoMorph
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:40:00 -
[28]
"HELP!! I'm having trouble hacking my Eve bank balance"
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<Stavros> the first motor bike i ever rode <Stavros> was a honda gold wing <Ak-Gara> hah <Stavros> |

Kleric
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:56:00 -
[29]
"i podded tomb with my indy"
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Kleric
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Posted - 2004.07.22 11:56:00 -
[30]
"i podded tomb with my indy"
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Artean
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Posted - 2004.07.22 12:00:00 -
[31]
"TomB and Oveur - more than just friends (pics from CCP-firm fest in link)" ........ There is a fine line between gate camping and just standing by a gate, looking like an idiot... |

Artean
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Posted - 2004.07.22 12:00:00 -
[32]
"TomB and Oveur - more than just friends (pics from CCP-firm fest in link)" ........ There is a fine line between gate camping and just standing by a gate, looking like an idiot... |

Cleuseau
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Posted - 2004.07.22 13:04:00 -
[33]
Edited by: Cleuseau on 22/07/2004 13:05:25 "Need help finding location of credit card information on eve servers"
or
"101 Ways to hack and edit eve's data files"
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Cleuseau
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Posted - 2004.07.22 13:04:00 -
[34]
Edited by: Cleuseau on 22/07/2004 13:05:25 "Need help finding location of credit card information on eve servers"
or
"101 Ways to hack and edit eve's data files"
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Rigz
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Posted - 2004.07.22 13:39:00 -
[35]
Free Pann pics, click here.
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Rigz
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Posted - 2004.07.22 13:39:00 -
[36]
Free Pann pics, click here.
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.07.22 13:40:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Rigz Free Pann pics, click here.
Free Eris pics, click here. -------------------------------------------- Dead
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.07.22 13:40:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Rigz Free Pann pics, click here.
Free Eris pics, click here. -------------------------------------------- Dead
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Mirvnillith
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Posted - 2004.07.22 14:01:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Miso
Originally by: Rigz Free Pann pics, click here.
Free Eris pics, click here.
OK, and there would be links to crowds of protesters holding signs "Free Pann/Eris NOW!!!".  --- Implement forum search already!!! |

Mirvnillith
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Posted - 2004.07.22 14:01:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Miso
Originally by: Rigz Free Pann pics, click here.
Free Eris pics, click here.
OK, and there would be links to crowds of protesters holding signs "Free Pann/Eris NOW!!!".  --- Implement forum search already!!! |

Angry Dan
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Posted - 2004.07.22 14:09:00 -
[41]
"GOD mode in 5 easy steps" ++++++++++++++++++++ CEO of the Space Munchkins. Fear my kneepads of allure!
Huzzah Federation Foreign Minister - Ask about our tasty NAP's - Now in protein delicacy and cow flavour!
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Angry Dan
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Posted - 2004.07.22 14:09:00 -
[42]
"GOD mode in 5 easy steps" ++++++++++++++++++++ CEO of the Space Munchkins. Fear my kneepads of allure!
Huzzah Federation Foreign Minister - Ask about our tasty NAP's - Now in protein delicacy and cow flavour!
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Rigz
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Posted - 2004.07.22 14:18:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Mirvnillith
Originally by: Miso
Originally by: Rigz Free Pann pics, click here.
Free Eris pics, click here.
OK, and there would be links to crowds of protesters holding signs "Free Pann/Eris NOW!!!". 
bom bom tssch.
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Rigz
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Posted - 2004.07.22 14:18:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Mirvnillith
Originally by: Miso
Originally by: Rigz Free Pann pics, click here.
Free Eris pics, click here.
OK, and there would be links to crowds of protesters holding signs "Free Pann/Eris NOW!!!". 
bom bom tssch.
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.07.22 14:54:00 -
[45]
how about...
"The Zezman Manouver"
sorry, it's an old joke  ----------- "Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!" Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2004.07.22 14:54:00 -
[46]
how about...
"The Zezman Manouver"
sorry, it's an old joke  ----------- "Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!" Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Clan MacGregor
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Posted - 2004.07.22 14:56:00 -
[47]
Star Wars Galaxies is Hot!
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Clan MacGregor
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Posted - 2004.07.22 14:56:00 -
[48]
Star Wars Galaxies is Hot!
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Scoobee
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Posted - 2004.07.22 15:11:00 -
[49]
"Look at this ISD account I bought on Ebay!" |

Scoobee
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Posted - 2004.07.22 15:11:00 -
[50]
"Look at this ISD account I bought on Ebay!" |

Hematic
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Posted - 2004.07.22 15:44:00 -
[51]
"Denial Of Service and blackmailing CCP what you need to know"
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Hematic
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Posted - 2004.07.22 15:44:00 -
[52]
"Denial Of Service and blackmailing CCP what you need to know"
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Garrack
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Posted - 2004.07.22 15:50:00 -
[53]
Edited by: Garrack on 22/07/2004 15:52:14
Originally by: Mirvnillith Free Pan/Eris pics, click here.
I read that as "Free [male organ] pics, click here." I would think that one would work pretty well. :)
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Garrack
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Posted - 2004.07.22 15:50:00 -
[54]
Edited by: Garrack on 22/07/2004 15:52:14
Originally by: Mirvnillith Free Pan/Eris pics, click here.
I read that as "Free [male organ] pics, click here." I would think that one would work pretty well. :)
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Jael Markinsen
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Posted - 2004.07.22 15:50:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Omber Zombie how about...
"The Zezman Manouver"
sorry, it's an old joke 
Lol, good one, i remember that one, whatever happened to him anyway? 
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Jael Markinsen
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Posted - 2004.07.22 15:50:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Omber Zombie how about...
"The Zezman Manouver"
sorry, it's an old joke 
Lol, good one, i remember that one, whatever happened to him anyway? 
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Saibin Gias
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:03:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Omber Zombie how about...
"The Zezman Manouver"
sorry, it's an old joke 
i remember that one too. looong time ago. null Cookware for sale. Non-stick Teflon.
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Saibin Gias
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:03:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Omber Zombie how about...
"The Zezman Manouver"
sorry, it's an old joke 
i remember that one too. looong time ago. null Cookware for sale. Non-stick Teflon.
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Firebyrd
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:12:00 -
[59]
i got to admit, i cant think of any at the momemt, but this thread is hilarious, and hope it keeps going, as it's light hearted fun, and makes a bright spot out of a usually dreary forum...lol, i'll think of one soon ----------------------------------------------- In the End , there can be only 1
Today we celebrate, for tomorrow we die
learn from yesterday, that u may be stronger tomorrow
May the force be with us all |

Firebyrd
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:12:00 -
[60]
i got to admit, i cant think of any at the momemt, but this thread is hilarious, and hope it keeps going, as it's light hearted fun, and makes a bright spot out of a usually dreary forum...lol, i'll think of one soon ----------------------------------------------- In the End , there can be only 1
Today we celebrate, for tomorrow we die
learn from yesterday, that u may be stronger tomorrow
May the force be with us all |

Ronyo Dae'Loki
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:17:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Kleric "i podded tomb with my indy"
Bah, that's easy, I've done that. 
"My secret life as an Eve Online GM" ------------- My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants. I <3 ( . Y . ) |

Ronyo Dae'Loki
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:17:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Kleric "i podded tomb with my indy"
Bah, that's easy, I've done that. 
"My secret life as an Eve Online GM" ------------- My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants. I <3 ( . Y . ) |

Wild Rho
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:24:00 -
[63]
"See what oveur does alone in his shed"
I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it... |

Wild Rho
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:24:00 -
[64]
"See what oveur does alone in his shed"
I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it... |

Armaki Kalear
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:29:00 -
[65]
Edited by: Armaki Kalear on 22/07/2004 16:33:46
Originally by: Omber Zombie how about...
"The Zezman Manouver"
sorry, it's an old joke 
Ahahaha! Actually it was an old joke the day he posted it too, hehe.
"SWG is heeeaps better than Eve. Here's why..."
I'd personally send the email to mods asking them to lock the thread...  -- Top 5 corporation improvements as requested by CEOĆs |

Armaki Kalear
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:29:00 -
[66]
Edited by: Armaki Kalear on 22/07/2004 16:33:46
Originally by: Omber Zombie how about...
"The Zezman Manouver"
sorry, it's an old joke 
Ahahaha! Actually it was an old joke the day he posted it too, hehe.
"SWG is heeeaps better than Eve. Here's why..."
I'd personally send the email to mods asking them to lock the thread...  -- Top 5 corporation improvements as requested by CEOĆs |

Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:34:00 -
[67]
Edited by: Admiral IceBlock on 22/07/2004 20:37:25 "Explore and Exploit" a HOW-TO by Admiral IceBlock
"We brake for nobody"
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:34:00 -
[68]
Edited by: Admiral IceBlock on 22/07/2004 20:37:25 "Explore and Exploit" a HOW-TO by Admiral IceBlock
"We brake for nobody"
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Mongo Peck
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:34:00 -
[69]
Anyone know a remedy for Crabs 
Mongo speaks !!
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Mongo Peck
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:34:00 -
[70]
Anyone know a remedy for Crabs 
Mongo speaks !!
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Mongo Peck
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:36:00 -
[71]
Ebay for beginners
 Mongo speaks !!
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Mongo Peck
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:36:00 -
[72]
Ebay for beginners
 Mongo speaks !!
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Mongo Peck
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:38:00 -
[73]
Network stability by CCP
 Mongo speaks !!
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Mongo Peck
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:38:00 -
[74]
Network stability by CCP
 Mongo speaks !!
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Victoria Madison
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:39:00 -
[75]
"Return of the EVE Haiku Thread"

Seriously though...I loved the EVE Haiku thread...

Kisses! Victoria

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Victoria Madison
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:39:00 -
[76]
"Return of the EVE Haiku Thread"

Seriously though...I loved the EVE Haiku thread...

Kisses! Victoria

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Armaki Kalear
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:52:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Victoria Madison "Return of the EVE Haiku Thread"

Seriously though...I loved the EVE Haiku thread...

Oh! Oh! That reminds me of the fanta shokata thread 
-- Top 5 corporation improvements as requested by CEOĆs |

Armaki Kalear
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Posted - 2004.07.22 16:52:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Victoria Madison "Return of the EVE Haiku Thread"

Seriously though...I loved the EVE Haiku thread...

Oh! Oh! That reminds me of the fanta shokata thread 
-- Top 5 corporation improvements as requested by CEOĆs |

Cool dude
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Posted - 2004.07.22 19:32:00 -
[79]
"How do I mine now that I am in Jove space?"
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Cool dude
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Posted - 2004.07.22 19:32:00 -
[80]
"How do I mine now that I am in Jove space?"
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Attrael
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Posted - 2004.07.22 20:09:00 -
[81]
How about...
"Molesting Underage Eve Players Made Easy"
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Attrael
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Posted - 2004.07.22 20:09:00 -
[82]
How about...
"Molesting Underage Eve Players Made Easy"
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.07.22 20:10:00 -
[83]
How To Dupe Isk and not get Found!
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |

Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.07.22 20:10:00 -
[84]
How To Dupe Isk and not get Found!
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |

Sphalerite
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Posted - 2004.07.22 20:31:00 -
[85]
Mail order brides from Iceland(kinda smelly, but dirt cheap)
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Sphalerite
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Posted - 2004.07.22 20:31:00 -
[86]
Mail order brides from Iceland(kinda smelly, but dirt cheap)
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Pandora Panda
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Posted - 2004.07.22 20:35:00 -
[87]
"WTB: Passwords, rootkits, loggers" "Credit Cards and You: How to get free EVE" "Hello, My name is Lord Zap"
-------------------------------------------- CONCORD: Kneecapping Pilots for Misdemeanors Since 2003 |

Pandora Panda
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Posted - 2004.07.22 20:35:00 -
[88]
"WTB: Passwords, rootkits, loggers" "Credit Cards and You: How to get free EVE" "Hello, My name is Lord Zap"
-------------------------------------------- CONCORD: Kneecapping Pilots for Misdemeanors Since 2003 |

psychonaut
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Posted - 2004.07.22 21:02:00 -
[89]
WOW 30 day trial offer
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psychonaut
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Posted - 2004.07.22 21:02:00 -
[90]
WOW 30 day trial offer
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spurious signal
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Posted - 2004.07.22 21:06:00 -
[91]
CCCP SUX0RR!! UR ALL ****S ADN *****S U ****ING *****UK3RS!!!11111
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spurious signal
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Posted - 2004.07.22 21:06:00 -
[92]
CCCP SUX0RR!! UR ALL ****S ADN *****S U ****ING *****UK3RS!!!11111
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Angry Dan
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Posted - 2004.07.22 22:05:00 -
[93]
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Or is that going a bit too far? ++++++++++++++++++++ CEO of the Space Munchkins. Fear my kneepads of allure!
Huzzah Federation Foreign Minister - Ask about our tasty NAP's - Now in protein delicacy and cow flavour!
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Angry Dan
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Posted - 2004.07.22 22:05:00 -
[94]
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Or is that going a bit too far? ++++++++++++++++++++ CEO of the Space Munchkins. Fear my kneepads of allure!
Huzzah Federation Foreign Minister - Ask about our tasty NAP's - Now in protein delicacy and cow flavour!
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Chaz
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Posted - 2004.07.22 22:10:00 -
[95]
" I found the /heal button for eve !"
lol this is a great thread
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Chaz
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Posted - 2004.07.22 22:10:00 -
[96]
" I found the /heal button for eve !"
lol this is a great thread
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Mei Mei
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Posted - 2004.07.22 22:38:00 -
[97]
"Lets talk politics" "Greatest scams: holocaust and 9/11" "Gender supremacy: My views" "How to make a bomb in RL" "WTS endless money making macro, please send $14 to [email protected]" "using the in game browser to exploit players"
------------------------------ Homer: Don't you have school? Bart: Don't you have work? Homer: Touche ------------------------------ |

Mei Mei
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Posted - 2004.07.22 22:38:00 -
[98]
"Lets talk politics" "Greatest scams: holocaust and 9/11" "Gender supremacy: My views" "How to make a bomb in RL" "WTS endless money making macro, please send $14 to [email protected]" "using the in game browser to exploit players"
------------------------------ Homer: Don't you have school? Bart: Don't you have work? Homer: Touche ------------------------------ |

Papolytic
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Posted - 2004.07.22 22:43:00 -
[99]
"Molly does Metropolis"
"Reducing sentry range to 2k with household mods"
"Capacitor booster tracking nerfed!"
"How to jam cruise missiles into Kestrels post-patch"
"Metropolis evacuated due to runaway bladder infections"
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Papolytic
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Posted - 2004.07.22 22:43:00 -
[100]
"Molly does Metropolis"
"Reducing sentry range to 2k with household mods"
"Capacitor booster tracking nerfed!"
"How to jam cruise missiles into Kestrels post-patch"
"Metropolis evacuated due to runaway bladder infections"
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Del Narveux
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Posted - 2004.07.22 23:29:00 -
[101]
"Lamer CCP you ruined my login trap" "Debunking the myth of Soon(tm)" "Gimme some luvvin, Oveur!" "WTS Jove Battleshp" "Griefing newbies 101"
_________________ [SAK] And Proud Of It! aka Cpt Bogus Is that my torped sig cloaking your base? |

Del Narveux
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Posted - 2004.07.22 23:29:00 -
[102]
"Lamer CCP you ruined my login trap" "Debunking the myth of Soon(tm)" "Gimme some luvvin, Oveur!" "WTS Jove Battleshp" "Griefing newbies 101"
_________________ [SAK] And Proud Of It! aka Cpt Bogus Is that my torped sig cloaking your base? |

Zatuko
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Posted - 2004.07.23 00:04:00 -
[103]
did you know that CCP stands for "Can't Code Programes"?, and that EVE ONLINE stands for "Empty, Vacuous Environment (that) Openely Neglects Loyal Innocent Noobs Everywhere" .
Or that,
ISK = Icelandic Scamming Kriminals, or even: Iceland Smells (of) Kelp!
_______________________________
Th3 CHee5E......5T@Y 4w4y PHr0m +EH cH33S3!
[ 2004.09.12 00:37:04 ] (combat) Your Modal Light Neutron Particle Accelerator I perfectly strikes Sansha's Ravisher, wrecking for 226.6 damage.
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Zatuko
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Posted - 2004.07.23 00:04:00 -
[104]
did you know that CCP stands for "Can't Code Programes"?, and that EVE ONLINE stands for "Empty, Vacuous Environment (that) Openely Neglects Loyal Innocent Noobs Everywhere" .
Or that,
ISK = Icelandic Scamming Kriminals, or even: Iceland Smells (of) Kelp!
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Th3 CHee5E......5T@Y 4w4y PHr0m +EH cH33S3!
[ 2004.09.12 00:37:04 ] (combat) Your Modal Light Neutron Particle Accelerator I perfectly strikes Sansha's Ravisher, wrecking for 226.6 damage.
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Liu Kaskakka
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Posted - 2004.07.23 00:26:00 -
[105]
Originally by: Omber Zombie how about...
"The Zezman Manouver"
sorry, it's an old joke 
It's called zezzing ..
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Liu Kaskakka
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Posted - 2004.07.23 00:26:00 -
[106]
Originally by: Omber Zombie how about...
"The Zezman Manouver"
sorry, it's an old joke 
It's called zezzing ..
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Cool dude
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Posted - 2004.07.23 01:24:00 -
[107]
"CCP Christmas party - I have the photo's"
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Cool dude
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Posted - 2004.07.23 01:24:00 -
[108]
"CCP Christmas party - I have the photo's"
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Armaki Kalear
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Posted - 2004.07.23 11:43:00 -
[109]
Originally by: Del Narveux "WTS Jove Battleshp"
Actually, given some of the things you see in escrow, I don't think the GM's would raise an eyebrow to that. -- Top 5 corporation improvements as requested by CEOĆs |

Armaki Kalear
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Posted - 2004.07.23 11:43:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Del Narveux "WTS Jove Battleshp"
Actually, given some of the things you see in escrow, I don't think the GM's would raise an eyebrow to that. -- Top 5 corporation improvements as requested by CEOĆs |

Nyrram
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Posted - 2004.07.23 18:41:00 -
[111]
"Yet another cargo expoit found.. transport anything anywhere, anytime with just one click!"
"How to hack your attributes.. Is 60 willpower enough?"
"Overmining For Dummies.. Basic Miner yields 300m3!"
"New bug found, press ALT-F4 for impenetrable shields!"
-- Nyrram |

Nyrram
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Posted - 2004.07.23 18:41:00 -
[112]
"Yet another cargo expoit found.. transport anything anywhere, anytime with just one click!"
"How to hack your attributes.. Is 60 willpower enough?"
"Overmining For Dummies.. Basic Miner yields 300m3!"
"New bug found, press ALT-F4 for impenetrable shields!"
-- Nyrram |

Danks
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Posted - 2004.07.23 18:52:00 -
[113]
"I'm the pimp of EvE, my Ho's will cyber you up!"
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Danks
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Posted - 2004.07.23 18:52:00 -
[114]
"I'm the pimp of EvE, my Ho's will cyber you up!"
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Bobby Wilson
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Posted - 2004.07.23 20:20:00 -
[115]
"Best PvP loadout for my Polaris frigate?"
BW
Originally by: Selim
Cool, congrats.
Oh, stupid idea by the way.
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Bobby Wilson
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Posted - 2004.07.23 20:20:00 -
[116]
"Best PvP loadout for my Polaris frigate?"
BW
Originally by: Selim
Cool, congrats.
Oh, stupid idea by the way.
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Tristan
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Posted - 2004.07.23 21:28:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Rigz Free Pann pics, click here.
google.
as for the first post...
"WTS: Shiva source code"
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Tristan
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Posted - 2004.07.23 21:28:00 -
[118]
Originally by: Rigz Free Pann pics, click here.
google.
as for the first post...
"WTS: Shiva source code"
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Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2004.07.23 21:31:00 -
[119]
some real funny topics 
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage Mail [email protected] if you have any questions. |

Eris Discordia
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Posted - 2004.07.23 21:31:00 -
[120]
some real funny topics 
I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage Mail [email protected] if you have any questions. |

crice
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Posted - 2004.07.23 22:43:00 -
[121]
"WTS 100 Pounds of Dope". "Hacking EVE for Dummies"
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crice
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Posted - 2004.07.23 22:43:00 -
[122]
"WTS 100 Pounds of Dope". "Hacking EVE for Dummies"
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crice
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Posted - 2004.07.23 22:43:00 -
[123]
"WTS 100 Pounds of Dope". "Hacking EVE for Dummies"
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Phoenixgurl
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Posted - 2004.07.24 00:12:00 -
[124]
"How as a carebear I got respect from pirates" "CCP gave me 100M isk last night.." "GM did answer to my petition!" --------------------------
When the universe collapses and dies, there will be 3 survivors: Tyr Anasazi, the coc*roaches ... and Dylan Hunt trying to save the coc*roaches. --Tyr (Andromeda) |

Phoenixgurl
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Posted - 2004.07.24 00:12:00 -
[125]
"How as a carebear I got respect from pirates" "CCP gave me 100M isk last night.." "GM did answer to my petition!" --------------------------
When the universe collapses and dies, there will be 3 survivors: Tyr Anasazi, the coc*roaches ... and Dylan Hunt trying to save the coc*roaches. --Tyr (Andromeda) |

Phoenixgurl
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Posted - 2004.07.24 00:12:00 -
[126]
"How as a carebear I got respect from pirates" "CCP gave me 100M isk last night.." "GM did answer to my petition!" --------------------------
When the universe collapses and dies, there will be 3 survivors: Tyr Anasazi, the coc*roaches ... and Dylan Hunt trying to save the coc*roaches. --Tyr (Andromeda) |

Tristan
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Posted - 2004.07.24 00:27:00 -
[127]
"Eris Discordia likes spit roast"
i meant food wise of course. Really! - some people have sick minds.
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Tristan
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Posted - 2004.07.24 00:27:00 -
[128]
"Eris Discordia likes spit roast"
i meant food wise of course. Really! - some people have sick minds.
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Tristan
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Posted - 2004.07.24 00:27:00 -
[129]
"Eris Discordia likes spit roast"
i meant food wise of course. Really! - some people have sick minds.
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Broc Vallion
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Posted - 2004.07.24 01:21:00 -
[130]
How to log on with all three alts..
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Broc Vallion
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Posted - 2004.07.24 01:21:00 -
[131]
How to log on with all three alts..
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Broc Vallion
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Posted - 2004.07.24 01:21:00 -
[132]
How to log on with all three alts..
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Cykur
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Posted - 2004.07.24 02:07:00 -
[133]
"TomB plays Empathy Defender on CoH Infinity Server!"
"Targeting range goes to 99999999.9 when hit by 8 sensor dampeners!"
"Save the pirates!"

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Cykur
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Posted - 2004.07.24 02:07:00 -
[134]
"TomB plays Empathy Defender on CoH Infinity Server!"
"Targeting range goes to 99999999.9 when hit by 8 sensor dampeners!"
"Save the pirates!"

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Cykur
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Posted - 2004.07.24 02:07:00 -
[135]
"TomB plays Empathy Defender on CoH Infinity Server!"
"Targeting range goes to 99999999.9 when hit by 8 sensor dampeners!"
"Save the pirates!"

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Shade Widow
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Posted - 2004.07.24 02:07:00 -
[136]
"101 reasons why space invaders is better than eve" ---
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Shade Widow
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Posted - 2004.07.24 02:07:00 -
[137]
"101 reasons why space invaders is better than eve" ---
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Shade Widow
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Posted - 2004.07.24 02:07:00 -
[138]
"101 reasons why space invaders is better than eve" ---
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Ebedar
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Posted - 2004.07.24 02:42:00 -
[139]
"How to make children mine for you while you're at work in 10 easy steps"
"Should I give up my regular job and live off the cash I make selling mods on eBay?"
"Sexy Gallente women will talk dirty for ISK"
"List of performance-enhancing drugs to improve your PvP skills"
"l337 +|-|r34|> |=0r +3|-| |_|83r l337 0|\|1y!!!1!!!ONEONE!1!"
"Free Viagra - check inside for details!"
"Which drugs are the RL equivalents of Eve drugs?"
"'Crash' in the Eve universe: blowing up ships for self arousal"
"Who would win in a fist fight: Oveur or TomB?"
"Fan art: Eris Discordia wrestling Alexandra Belani in jelly"
"Hey, my member looks just like a Thorax! (Pics inside!)"
"Blockade running: how to beat the police IRL"
"Corp thief seeks info on RL companies with lax security"
"List of swear words that aren't blocked by the filter"
My life in pictures:
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Ebedar
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Posted - 2004.07.24 02:42:00 -
[140]
"How to make children mine for you while you're at work in 10 easy steps"
"Should I give up my regular job and live off the cash I make selling mods on eBay?"
"Sexy Gallente women will talk dirty for ISK"
"List of performance-enhancing drugs to improve your PvP skills"
"l337 +|-|r34|> |=0r +3|-| |_|83r l337 0|\|1y!!!1!!!ONEONE!1!"
"Free Viagra - check inside for details!"
"Which drugs are the RL equivalents of Eve drugs?"
"'Crash' in the Eve universe: blowing up ships for self arousal"
"Who would win in a fist fight: Oveur or TomB?"
"Fan art: Eris Discordia wrestling Alexandra Belani in jelly"
"Hey, my member looks just like a Thorax! (Pics inside!)"
"Blockade running: how to beat the police IRL"
"Corp thief seeks info on RL companies with lax security"
"List of swear words that aren't blocked by the filter"
My life in pictures:
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Ebedar
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Posted - 2004.07.24 02:42:00 -
[141]
"How to make children mine for you while you're at work in 10 easy steps"
"Should I give up my regular job and live off the cash I make selling mods on eBay?"
"Sexy Gallente women will talk dirty for ISK"
"List of performance-enhancing drugs to improve your PvP skills"
"l337 +|-|r34|> |=0r +3|-| |_|83r l337 0|\|1y!!!1!!!ONEONE!1!"
"Free Viagra - check inside for details!"
"Which drugs are the RL equivalents of Eve drugs?"
"'Crash' in the Eve universe: blowing up ships for self arousal"
"Who would win in a fist fight: Oveur or TomB?"
"Fan art: Eris Discordia wrestling Alexandra Belani in jelly"
"Hey, my member looks just like a Thorax! (Pics inside!)"
"Blockade running: how to beat the police IRL"
"Corp thief seeks info on RL companies with lax security"
"List of swear words that aren't blocked by the filter"
One Step Further |

Nethel
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Posted - 2004.07.24 03:53:00 -
[142]
WTB: Cigarettes, 5m perpack, 25m per carton!
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Nethel
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Posted - 2004.07.24 03:53:00 -
[143]
WTB: Cigarettes, 5m perpack, 25m per carton!
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Nethel
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Posted - 2004.07.24 03:53:00 -
[144]
WTB: Cigarettes, 5m perpack, 25m per carton!
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Steini OFSI
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Posted - 2004.07.24 06:33:00 -
[145]
The Zombie's guidebook to exploiting .
There goes the neighbourhood.
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Steini OFSI
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Posted - 2004.07.24 06:33:00 -
[146]
The Zombie's guidebook to exploiting .
There goes the neighbourhood.
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Steini OFSI
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Posted - 2004.07.24 06:33:00 -
[147]
The Zombie's guidebook to exploiting .
There goes the neighbourhood.
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Zezman
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Posted - 2005.07.27 14:13:00 -
[148]
Originally by: Jael Markinsen
Originally by: Omber Zombie how about...
"The Zezman Manouver"
sorry, it's an old joke 
Lol, good one, i remember that one, whatever happened to him anyway? 
He returned to the game.
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Winterblink
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Posted - 2005.07.27 14:17:00 -
[149]
"Eris Discordia, Will You Marry Me?" "Why does it burn when I pee" "Just got back from the bar, what I think about missile changes" "Goatse for everyone!"
___winterblink/warp_drive_active/eve_nature_vraie// |

Jernau Gurgeh
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Posted - 2005.07.27 14:20:00 -
[150]
Please please please can we not engage in thread necromancy?
The Miso post on page one was a bit of a giveaway.
There are 10 sorts of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who do not. |

Siri Danae
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Posted - 2005.07.27 14:22:00 -
[151]
Edited by: Siri Danae on 27/07/2005 14:23:46 Edit: Sorry, didn't check the date. Ah well.
Anyway:
"46 More Ways Earth and Beyond was better than EVE"
"Chatlogs prove Devs run the 5, corps are actually highly advanced NPCs"
"Oveur IS the damsel" ------ I generally assume the following: 1. 95% of Empire Carebears don't get 0.0 PVPers. 2. 95% of 0.0 PVPers don't get Empire Carebears. 3. 100% of Ore Thieves steal just to upset the Miners. |

Winterblink
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Posted - 2005.07.27 14:22:00 -
[152]
Wow I didn't even notice the age of the thread. But hey, so much has changed from then until now, it's probably interesting to see what kind of things people can think of. :)
___winterblink/warp_drive_active/eve_nature_vraie// |

Scrofalitic One
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Posted - 2005.07.27 14:34:00 -
[153]
"The patch had nerfeed my missile skillz!!!"
Well I can but wish....
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Zaldiri
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Posted - 2005.07.27 14:36:00 -
[154]
"Easy Peasy Exploits"
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Kris Longknife
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Posted - 2005.07.27 14:37:00 -
[155]
The "23" released
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Jubeli
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Posted - 2005.07.27 14:40:00 -
[156]
"Nebulai, his jove pic isn't a fictional game avatar..."
or
"I bombed the London servercluster"
..that would sort of get all of us banned :P
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lythos miralbar
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Posted - 2005.07.27 14:42:00 -
[157]
Quote: Chain spawning using a macro on the account I purchased on Ebay
yup that would do it! but i reacken i can go one better..
"Chain spawning Concord using a macro on the account I purchased on Ebay while ganking noobs in yulai!
or.
anything with the word "lag" in it. 
"hey everyone,i just managed to offline a stargate"
"how to evemail everyone in a different corp"
"for sale, 2000 cruise fitted kessies I have been saving from beta"
"How to get anything you want on the test server, then transfer it to Tranquility"
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Sewell
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Posted - 2005.07.27 14:42:00 -
[158]
"The Damsel = Eris Discordia? The truth revieled!"
[Insert witty quote from famous person] |

Boonaki
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Posted - 2005.07.27 14:53:00 -
[159]
"Eris cybersex chat logs"
Fear the Ibis of doom. |

Basileus
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Posted - 2005.07.27 14:59:00 -
[160]
"IBTL"
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FireFoxx80
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Posted - 2005.07.27 15:05:00 -
[161]
For my own amusement...
What's "23"? Whose "Lord Zap"?
Topics: "Eve cybersex channel - minors welcome" "ISK generating screensaver released" "Addresses of CCP Employees"
ex: P-TMC | USAC |

Sun Ra
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Posted - 2005.07.27 15:08:00 -
[162]
lol for a second there i thought miso was back
We're coming for you |

Blind Fear
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Posted - 2005.07.27 15:09:00 -
[163]
"Hi, My Name is Derisor. Put CONCORD in 0.0 space!"
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Rimhawk
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Posted - 2005.07.27 15:14:00 -
[164]
"Why I'm flying around in Oveur's Titan..."
"And the EVE cluster root password is:"
"Question for Devs: I've been playing for 2 years and someone just told me you have to pay to play...?"
"OReilly releases new book: EVE Macros in a nutshell"
"Civilian Gattling Gun perfectly strikes Gurista Battleship, wrecking for 9999 damage."
"Crash EVE server HOWTO"
All in good fun... 
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Skeeve
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Posted - 2005.07.27 15:28:00 -
[165]
"Eris Has Great HooTers" hey she likes to keep Owls to yanno..

"SHOW US YOUR HOOTERS!" - traditional greeting at the Annual Owl Fanciers Convention
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Valerie Ganor
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Posted - 2005.07.27 15:29:00 -
[166]
"WTF?!?!?!"
"15 dreadnoughts in 1 hours A How To"
"Monopolizing The Tech2 market in 5 easy steps (picture tutorial aswell)" +=+=+=+=+=+=+ Win the crowd... GFX Corp is recruiting! Contact Will Yokes ingame or post on the forums! |

Pychian Vanervi
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Posted - 2005.07.27 15:34:00 -
[167]
"The Eve 80, how we made our millions."
"How to become a slaver like the Amarians, 3rd world macro miner millions"
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It's all about the fortune and glory, fortune and glory!
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