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Kaijusan
Gallente
gallach minig Corp
New Eve Mining manufacturing Organisation
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Posted - 2009.01.04 17:36:00 -
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So I'm mining away in a belt. Love the rising Veld prices btw. Reading a book, watching local, usual thing. I notice a guy in an Itty-1 mining.
Hmm...not very efficient but whatever, to each their own.
So I'm moving through the belt in the Hulk eating up asteroids faster than Marlon Brando at an all you can eat buffet (RIP great actor). Mr. itty miner finishes and warps out.
Only 4 rocks left so I go eat em. I finish and before warping out I get a message from a friend. Instead of warping out we have a convo, turns out his stser had a baby boy New Years eve so its all good.
Mr Itty miner comes back and I get a conversation request from him:
Me: Yes?
Ittyminer: Where the f**k are the asteroids?
Me: You kiss your mom with that mouth? On second thought, dont tell me
Ittyminer: There we asteroids here when I warped out and now they are gone WTF are they!?!?
Me: I mined em.
Ittyminer: BS you haxed you made em disappear or cloaked em somehow to deny them to me.
Me: You havent been playing Eve long have you?
Ittyminer: I was here all day on ONE asteroid and it didnt disappear!!!!!!! WHERE ARE THEY!!!
Me: I could explain to you how mining works and how inefficient an Itty is for mining and then tell you all about this glorious Hulk and how it ****s asteroids but I get the feeling it would be a waste of time. Bye bye
Ittyminer: PETITION FILED PUDDINGHEAD!!!!!
yes....he called me a puddinghead.
Im under the idea he was a troll or something no one could be that dumb
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Aluin Chaput
Caldari
The Monad Family
La Cosa Nostra Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.04 18:17:00 -
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Wow, that is truly pathetic. Good thing I don't mine...  I might have been tempted to make up some grand plot about how there was this secret place, and if you finally went there, fountains of ISK would be revealed to you. 
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Lord Zarcam
Amarr
Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2009.01.04 18:19:00 -
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 Originally by: Kaijusan
So I'm mining away in a belt. Love the rising Veld prices btw. Reading a book, watching local, usual thing. I notice a guy in an Itty-1 mining.
Hmm...not very efficient but whatever, to each their own.
So I'm moving through the belt in the Hulk eating up asteroids faster than Marlon Brando at an all you can eat buffet (RIP great actor). Mr. itty miner finishes and warps out.
Only 4 rocks left so I go eat em. I finish and before warping out I get a message from a friend. Instead of warping out we have a convo, turns out his stser had a baby boy New Years eve so its all good.
Mr Itty miner comes back and I get a conversation request from him:
Me: Yes?
Ittyminer: Where the f**k are the asteroids?
Me: You kiss your mom with that mouth? On second thought, dont tell me
Ittyminer: There we asteroids here when I warped out and now they are gone WTF are they!?!?
Me: I mined em.
Ittyminer: BS you haxed you made em disappear or cloaked em somehow to deny them to me.
Me: You havent been playing Eve long have you?
Ittyminer: I was here all day on ONE asteroid and it didnt disappear!!!!!!! WHERE ARE THEY!!!
Me: I could explain to you how mining works and how inefficient an Itty is for mining and then tell you all about this glorious Hulk and how it ****s asteroids but I get the feeling it would be a waste of time. Bye bye
Ittyminer: PETITION FILED PUDDINGHEAD!!!!!
yes....he called me a puddinghead.
Im under the idea he was a troll or something no one could be that dumb
Yes, yes they can!
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Yarrmageddon
Gallente
Aeon Of Strife
R.U.R.
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Posted - 2009.01.04 19:13:00 -
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Originally by: Kaijusan
So I'm mining away in a belt. Love the rising Veld prices btw.
gtfo of C&P, please.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Black Legion.
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Posted - 2009.01.04 19:16:00 -
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Why are all these stories posted here too good to be true. 
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Kaijusan
Gallente
gallach minig Corp
New Eve Mining manufacturing Organisation
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Posted - 2009.01.04 19:19:00 -
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These are the only two even remotely interesting things that have happened to me.
well...there was that time at band camp
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.01.04 20:19:00 -
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now even mining a belt is considered griefing
good lord...
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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zombiedeadhead
Minmatar
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2009.01.04 20:50:00 -
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PUDDINGHEAD!!!
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MooKids
Caldari
Dark Echo Engineering
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Posted - 2009.01.04 21:42:00 -
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Originally by: Kaijusan
Ittyminer: BS you haxed you made em disappear or cloaked em somehow to deny them to me.
I want this module. Sounds like it would be fun.
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FarosWarrior
Amarr
Sonnema
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Posted - 2009.01.04 22:16:00 -
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I'd have said that if the guy didn't give me all his isk (so what if its just 1mil) id decloak all roids
everything for me!
Cheers, Faros
FW's haulin' service
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Atedar Kerane
HeXstoof
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Posted - 2009.01.04 22:28:00 -
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Hahahahaha!! I wish this was caught on audio chat instead. Pure gold!! :D
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Spaztick
Canadian Imperial Armaments
Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2009.01.05 00:37:00 -
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Originally by: zombiedeadhead
PUDDINGHEAD!!!
...but on a serious note, more people should have some type of spacer in their sigs to show it's not part of the post.
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eWrath
Caldari
Revenent Defence Corperation
The Omni Federation
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Posted - 2009.01.05 01:26:00 -
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Never thought someone could actually compete with this..
But that guy sure came close
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.05 01:27:00 -
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What must I do to earn the title of Puddinghead? I MUST HAVE IT!
Voluntold, New Webcomic
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doctorstupid2
The Accursed
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Posted - 2009.01.05 02:58:00 -
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Originally by: Kaijusan
These are the only two even remotely interesting things that have happened to me.
well...there was that time at band camp
Maybe if you didn't pay $15/month to play a spaceship mining simulator you'd have better stories.
This band camp story intrigues me, however.
Abusive | Deadspace | Deadspace2 |
Rothgar Detris
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Posted - 2009.01.05 06:22:00 -
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Actually, you should have jettisined a small amount of trit and "offered" it to him. When said offender collects and turns red, drone his ass to death.
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Navtiqes
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2009.01.05 06:35:00 -
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That's so awesome!
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar
MasterBlasters Inc.
CORPVS DELICTI
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Posted - 2009.01.05 08:05:00 -
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Let it be known that henceforth Kaijusan will be referred to as Puddinghead... thus sayeth the forum *****!
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Ralarina
Caldari
Vivicide
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Posted - 2009.01.05 11:37:00 -
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Originally by: Concorduck
now even mining a belt is considered griefing
good lord...
It's pathetic, isn't it?
ninjaedit: and pretend I said "pathetic" with a voice drooling with spite and contempt.
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Goyda
Destry's Lounge
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Posted - 2009.01.05 13:59:00 -
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Edited by: Goyda on 05/01/2009 13:58:59
I'd have tossed a can out and said "oh, sorry here is the ore from them." Then popped him.
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.01.05 14:06:00 -
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Requesting OP to fit a battlebarge and go postal.
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Drake Draconis
Minmatar
Shadow Cadre
Worlds End Consortium
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Posted - 2009.01.05 17:06:00 -
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Guess he's never heard of strip miners.
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CEO of Clan Shadow Cadre
www.shadowcadre.com
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RedSplat
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Posted - 2009.01.05 17:51:00 -
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Its not uncommon for cries of 'Where did all the wrecks go' to ring out in local.
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midge Mo'yb
R.U.S.T.
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.05 17:57:00 -
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...puddinghead.......
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Lord Zoran
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2009.01.05 20:45:00 -
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Originally by: Spaztick
Originally by: zombiedeadhead
PUDDINGHEAD!!!
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Malusae
Caldari
House CHOAM
Terrebellum
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Posted - 2009.01.05 21:01:00 -
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Damn haxxors.
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Tacyon
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Posted - 2009.01.05 21:16:00 -
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I don't care wether he was a troll or this is fake, its cute and funny!
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Grek Forto
Truth And Rage
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Posted - 2009.01.05 21:51:00 -
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"You mined all the Pyrox, Gneiss, the Veld!"
"Yes, the Veld is gone!"
"But why is the Veld gone?!"
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RedSplat
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Posted - 2009.01.05 22:10:00 -
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Originally by: Grek Forto
"You mined all the Pyrox, Gneiss, the Veld!"
"Yes, the Veld is gone!"
"But why is the Veld gone?!"
Withnail at his finest
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.01.06 00:01:00 -
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Originally by: Grek Forto
"You mined all the Pyrox, Gneiss, the Veld!"
"Yes, the Veld is gone!"
"But why is the Veld gone?!"
"sorry guys" - Chribba
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Originally by: Crumplecorn
Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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