Originally by: Sworn Absent

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BEACHBOYS
Blade.
Burning Souls
Confederation of Indipendent Corporations
Frontal Impact
G00DFELLAS
HUN Reloaded
Interdiction
Morne
R.U.R.
STYX
Skunk-Works
T e r c i o s
X13 Alliance

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Originally by: luckyduck

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Delve and other areas are infested with allies these days, kick them to Fountain.

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Originally by: Aegis Osiris

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I laugh at the self-erected superiority of those that snicker into their sleeves at the magnificence of our impending infestat...err, invasion of Fountain.

Oh, you vainglorious rabble...for shame, for shame I say!

I despise watching such ingorance persist in this fine community, so I shall lift the veil of bewilderment from you pod-Phlistines and expose you to the wonderous light of reason.

Our plan is insidious...so vile, so dastardly, so full of cunning and voluminous bile, that it is a marvel the mearest mention has not yet choked entire regions.

We plan to do no less then cover every region of EvE with a thick, cloying, slightly sweet, massively fragrent layer of fail. Epic failure. Such a massive dose that it will clog the arteries of the mighty and self-important like a double-bacon fried spam and fatback sandwich.

When our enemies all enter into siezures of extraordinary proportion....when they lie by their keyboards, weezing out their final, cholesterol-soaked breaths....when they fall prostrate upon the floor, choking from laughter, chewing their own prostates, wrapped in blankets weaved of utter fail....only THEN shall our victory be complete.

Look upon us, yee mighty, and despair! For you do not stand a chance...our fail is ready, our victory is assured...forward, pets, one and all!!

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Originally by: harry beanbag

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Originally by: BeefSupreme

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goodfellas somehow post worse than they play EvE.

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Well you are an expert in horrible posting and plenty of experience failiing in eve. So i guess it must be true

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Originally by: harry beanbag

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Also smash killed your titan. That makes you the worst alliance in eve by default.

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Originally by: LoveKebab

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Originally by: BeefSupreme

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Originally by: harry beanbag

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Also smash killed your titan. That makes you the worst alliance in eve by default.

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We've killed two BoB titans, what does that say about them?

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u've killed two ships in an internet spaceship game, gratz !

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Originally by: AN ATTROCITY

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I was thinking of making this really unwitty and cringey post, and spelling everything poorly in order to get Mitnal {the hero he is} to repeatedly tell me that I needed to learn english, and then I was planning on continuing to post badly in many threads where I was not relevant. I then had this bright idea that if I make my posts a different colour, people will pay attention to my AMAZING POSTING. I was then considering drafting a large group of post-peak alliances and adding in a few terrible ones for numbers, and then, in a moment of brilliance, I would make a really big thing of a threat to a region and then not actually invade it. I would quickly log off or pretend I didn't understand if someone pointed out I was terrible or threw me a troll which was TOO HOT TO HANDLE. I pondered then, 'actually, is this a good idea?' and I came to the conclusion that in fact - it was not, as it would mirror this attrocious and horrific thread.

So, instead I made a square of :rolleyes:






... and quoted some gay fanfic

"A soft peal of laughter rang out through the quiet forest, the sound was mesmerizing, it engulfed me completely. I looked up slowly and beheld the most beautiful site I have ever seen. With the sun directly behind him, his head was haloed like that of an angel, his gorgeous angular features were emphasized by the light behind him. He looked down at me and offered a hand, I slowly reached out and let him help me to my feet. As I stood there, gazing into his beautiful dazzling eyes, naked as the day I was born, I was dumbstruck. I couldn't say a thing, I couldn't move, his face was about a foot from mine and I still could not believe this was happening."

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