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Qordel
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.01.08 12:45:00 -
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Edited by: Qordel on 08/01/2009 12:47:50
Are there any hot men that play EVE? Pics or STFU.
I know I'm taking a risk here of pushing the buttons of certain moderators and I accept that this may be removed. I simply felt that turnabout was fair play against us blokes after some couple hundred posts regarding "hot chicks" and the inanity therein. Take this as a joke, social commentary, EVE player-base commentary or what have you.
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Tradimar
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Posted - 2009.01.08 12:46:00 -
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 Originally by: Qordel
Are there any hot men that play EVE? Pics or STFU.
Nope. And you sure don't want pics.
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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.01.08 12:46:00 -
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hit me up ingame babe 
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Yelan Zhou
Amarr
PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2009.01.08 12:47:00 -
[4]
There are no men in the internet.
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Qordel
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.01.08 12:47:00 -
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Edited by: Qordel on 08/01/2009 12:49:16
Why would hot dudes play EVE? If they were hot, they wouldn't be wasting their time playing eve. They'd be out doing stuff and getting stuff! 
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Joe
Umbra Legion
Shadow Empire.
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Posted - 2009.01.08 12:48:00 -
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I've got muttonchops, that makes me extra hawt.
Pics to come soon!
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Haakelen
Gallente
Federation of Freedom Fighters
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2009.01.08 12:49:00 -
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If by hot, you mean full of calories, then yes.
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Joe
Umbra Legion
Shadow Empire.
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Posted - 2009.01.08 12:50:00 -
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Originally by: Haakelen
If by hot, you mean full of calories, then yes.
He means hot like sweaty. |
Boma Airaken
The Divine Comedy
Celestial Imperative
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Posted - 2009.01.08 12:52:00 -
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I probably would be considered hot but I went all orthodox jew and now have this massive beard that sends most women running for the hills. My wife doesn't seem to mind it though.
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Discrodia
Gallente
Independent Miners Guild
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Posted - 2009.01.08 12:53:00 -
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Originally by: Joe
Originally by: Haakelen
If by hot, you mean full of calories, then yes.
He means hot like sweaty.
I get it ha- it's still not funny 
I like whales... I'm donating 300 mil towards an Orca BPO.
Did you notice this is my sig?
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I mine rocks. Bigass rocks.
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ry ry
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Posted - 2009.01.08 12:55:00 -
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Edited by: ry ry on 08/01/2009 12:56:11
i'm hot.
1bil for photos.
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Joe
Umbra Legion
Shadow Empire.
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Posted - 2009.01.08 12:55:00 -
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Originally by: Discrodia
Originally by: Joe
Originally by: Haakelen
If by hot, you mean full of calories, then yes.
He means hot like sweaty.
I get it ha- it's still not funny
Sweaty grumpy man spotted.
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Qordel
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.01.08 12:56:00 -
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Originally by: Boma Airaken
I probably would be considered hot but I went all orthodox jew and now have this massive beard that sends most women running for the hills. My wife doesn't seem to mind it though.
I had no idea Matisyahu played EVE!
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.01.08 12:59:00 -
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Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 08/01/2009 13:00:28
I shall give you my picture. If you are already gay, you'll be fine, but I have to warn you, if you're straight, you're about to become gay and it won't be by choice.
*sssssssssizzle*
edit: Unless you are a lesbian. Then, the reverse will happen.
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Boma Airaken
The Divine Comedy
Celestial Imperative
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Posted - 2009.01.08 13:00:00 -
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Originally by: Qordel
Originally by: Boma Airaken
I probably would be considered hot but I went all orthodox jew and now have this massive beard that sends most women running for the hills. My wife doesn't seem to mind it though.
I had no idea Matisyahu played EVE!
I am a bit darker, can't stand those hats, and his teeth are just a tad bit nicer than mine.
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Boma Airaken
The Divine Comedy
Celestial Imperative
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Posted - 2009.01.08 13:02:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 08/01/2009 13:00:28
I shall give you my picture. If you are already gay, you'll be fine, but I have to warn you, if you're straight, you're about to become gay and it won't be by choice.
*sssssssssizzle*
edit: Unless you are a lesbian. Then, the reverse will happen.
I had no idea that the cast of Miami Vice played eve.
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Squably
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.01.08 13:04:00 -
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Ow if you got moobies im a hot guy
I CAN'T DANCE! I CAN'T SING! BUT I DO KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOUR MOOBIES SWING!
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.01.08 13:04:00 -
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Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 08/01/2009 13:05:50
Originally by: Boma Airaken
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 08/01/2009 13:00:28
I shall give you my picture. If you are already gay, you'll be fine, but I have to warn you, if you're straight, you're about to become gay and it won't be by choice.
*sssssssssizzle*
edit: Unless you are a lesbian. Then, the reverse will happen.
I had no idea that the cast of Miami Vice played eve.
Do you see handlebar moustaches anywhere in that picture? Long, flowing 70s hair? No.
It's not Miami Vice. It's just that, every guy should own a cocaine dealer suit. It just feels good.
edit: I apologize for the condition of my face. It's been punched a lot.
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2009.01.08 13:05:00 -
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Dirk "Chick Magnet" wait I mean "**** Magnet" Magnum reporting in tbh 
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Qordel
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.01.08 13:06:00 -
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Originally by: Boma Airaken
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 08/01/2009 13:00:28
I shall give you my picture. If you are already gay, you'll be fine, but I have to warn you, if you're straight, you're about to become gay and it won't be by choice.
*sssssssssizzle*
edit: Unless you are a lesbian. Then, the reverse will happen.
I had no idea that the cast of Miami Vice played eve.
Either that or some European James Bond super-villain!
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2009.01.08 13:08:00 -
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Originally by: Qordel
Either that or some European James Bond super-villain!
That's not my supervillain shot. A supervillain is nothing without a tiny adorable animal companion to pet languidly with his cruel robo-hand, while he explains to the captured spy how badly he's gonna kill him in a sec. This is why I have dachshunds.
Dachshunds are the ultimate villain pet.
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Boma Airaken
The Divine Comedy
Celestial Imperative
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Posted - 2009.01.08 13:11:00 -
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Do you see handlebar moustaches anywhere in that picture? Long, flowing 70s hair? No.
It's not Miami Vice. It's just that, every guy should own a cocaine dealer suit. It just feels good.
edit: I apologize for the condition of my face. It's been punched a lot.
I am going to go ahead and credit you there Istvaan, as the pre-religious metro in me is leaping out of my skin. The coke dealer suit is indeed fantastic in places like Miami or gay bars ANYWHERE. But you look terrible in red and white my friend. You need to go for more of the white shirt, black wool jacket, well fitting jeans route. It will offset your lumpy face just perfectly. A little bit of longshoreman on a night out tempered by nerd who takes pictures of himself smiling. An epic combination.
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Bumbum George
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Posted - 2009.01.08 13:11:00 -
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Originally by: Qordel
Are there any hot men that play EVE? Pics or STFU.
Please define hot.
My definition is something like this. Is that what you're looking for?
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Qordel
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.01.08 13:12:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Originally by: Qordel
Either that or some European James Bond super-villain!
That's not my supervillain shot. A supervillain is nothing without a tiny adorable animal companion to pet languidly with his cruel robo-hand, while he explains to the captured spy how badly he's gonna kill him in a sec. This is why I have dachshunds.
Dachshunds are the ultimate villain pet.
Wow, what are you -- some sort of "euro-villian cosplayer"?
The doggie make me laugh, though. :D
Also, I like ladies and all, but I'm not ashamed to say you rock a suit pretty well. I always look like a stuffy r3tard in mine.
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Haakelen
Gallente
Federation of Freedom Fighters
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2009.01.08 13:14:00 -
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Originally by: Qordel
Also, I like ladies and all, but I'm not ashamed to say you rock a suit pretty well. I always look like a stuffy r3tard in mine.
The trick is to spend the time and money to have it properly made by someone with an eye for it. It's a bit of a pain up front, but think of it as an investment.
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Qordel
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.01.08 13:14:00 -
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Originally by: Boma Airaken
Quote:
edit: I apologize for the condition of my face. It's been punched a lot.
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It will offset your lumpy face just perfectly. A little bit of longshoreman on a night out tempered by nerd who takes pictures of himself smiling. An epic combination.
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That whole string of comments is epic. God damn.
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Boma Airaken
The Divine Comedy
Celestial Imperative
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Posted - 2009.01.08 13:15:00 -
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Or at least buy a decent one and have it tailored. It doesn't cost that much money and it is like a brand new you. Seriously. I would never wear an off the rack suit. Ever.
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Qordel
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.01.08 13:17:00 -
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Originally by: Boma Airaken
Or at least buy a decent one and have it tailored. It doesn't cost that much money and it is like a brand new you. Seriously. I would never wear an off the rack suit. Ever.
I'm a software developer, so I rarely need anything except sandals and a tee shirt. Unfortunately, I'm also an ex-wrestler, which means that tailored suits have always been the only option unless I wanted to rip shoulder seams. I bet none of my suits would even fit anymore though. It has been awhile.
This thread turned really metro really fast.
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Haakelen
Gallente
Federation of Freedom Fighters
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2009.01.08 13:19:00 -
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Edited by: Haakelen on 08/01/2009 13:19:59
How is it metro to have a good suit?
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Boma Airaken
The Divine Comedy
Celestial Imperative
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Posted - 2009.01.08 13:19:00 -
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Yes, but are you a MARRIED software developer?
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