Originally by: ScaR97731

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I have been wardecced by yet another lame corporation full of dropkicks who seriously share personal, social, and mental issues. When will these mama's boyz learn that they cannot wardec me and gain anything from it? When huh? When?

The start of the so-called war begins tomorrow, and I feel rather sorry for these mentally ill people who wardecced me. They will have nothing to shoot at, and they will have a very difficult time finding any of my corp members. We will force them to expend 2 mill a week looking for us, and while all of this is happening we will be making a profit and conducting business as usual, and of course LAUGHING at the people who declared war on us.

How is this possible you might ask? Simple. We have many alts spread throughout all of the known empires so anyone can wardec us until the cows come home, and we will never, ever get dragged into a war that we are too cool to fight. We are not cowards we are just into the making of ISKS and Wars and PVP just gets in the way of that. We leave that up to you pigheaded pirates, and gankers who always appear broke because you blow your ISKS on senseless owning of each other like a group of mentally ill, pack animals.

The poor idiots wardecced one of our alt corporations, and their CEO had the nerve to send us an EVEmail full of threats and how they are going to "OWN" us! We got a good laugh from that. I'm rather hoping that we can make them keep the wardec on us for a whole year so we can jeer and taunt them in order to frustrate them.

So you see people. Wardeccing for the sake of wardecs are rather stupid and costly for the corp doing the wardec. The last 12 corps that wardecced us did not get a penny, nor a fight. We forced them to play the game using OUR rules not theirs because when it comes right down to it wardecs are about power, and force. Wardecs are about bending people to your will. Every corp that tried that with my corps always walked away with dust in their mouths and minus a whole lot of ISKs with the mocking, hollow sound of our laughter in their ears.

When will these sissified, wardeccing, mama's boyz learn not to mess with me? Must I continue to keep hurting their e-feelings, and laughing at them in local? Must I continue to answer their EVEmails with taunts and lurid descriptions regarding the weight of their mothers? Must I? When will it end???

Oh the humanity...

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