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Gratuitous cleavage
Empire Plunder Bunnies
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Posted - 2009.01.10 15:33:00 -
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Edited by: Gratuitous cleavage on 10/01/2009 15:34:17
I know this belongs in a recruitment thread and it will probably be moved, however I want to take the time to explain what were up to. This isnt neccesarily a "Real" Corp. We are an alt entry corp to get into the main corp.
What I am offering, is a place for anyone that wants to join , we will be holding training classes for every form of pirating. I could use some help with the scamming department, as its one of the few things I havent really mastered.
Things well be doing:
 Empire war decs against pure indy corps / alliances, well attempt to always have a spy of some sort in the target corps for intel.
Training on proper methods of can flipping.
Training on the proper methods of ore theft / can ransom.
Training to ninja into level 4-5 missions to steal loot / salvage.
Tier 1 frigate gang pvp training.
We will train proper methods of scanning targets to down in belts / moons / safes. We will also go into 0.0 / low sec and I will train you to find pos's that have ran out of fuel, and proper methods of ransoming them / looting. This will be invaluable information as you try and enter 0.0 pvp alliances, or move to a true pirate corp for scouting / main tackle.
We will work on invading heavily protected 0.0 space with small swarm tactics, and kill anything that crosses our path.
Will teach you how to safely logoffski without being able to be probed.
Will train you how to bump tackle assuming we find a target where that will work.
Will train basic FCing methods. Two of the corp members have FCed for years, 3 man gangs to 100+ fleets.
Will teach the proper methods of using small anchorable bubbles.
There is more, but thats what I came up with off the top of my head.
Once you tire of the corp, your more than welcome to join someone elses corp. There is no SP requirement, tho I would like you to at least be able to use a warp scrambler, and t2 guns on a frigate. Unless your just in this for the scamming part, or plan other non pvp oriented stuff.
Once youve reached 2k pts on the killboard against war targets, youll be approached with an offer to join the main corp.
This corp isnt aimed at being a mega large e-peen corp , its just my giving back to the pirate community, and hopefully it will provide some fun laughs.
Loot from empire wars when one of the FCs is involved will go to pay war dec fee, we need to generate 150 mil isk a week to cover expenses, after that it will be split between members involved. Solo kills / scams are exactly that you dont share with anyone.
Lastly if anyone out there has 100 mil isk per week, we will war dec any target of your choice, just give us intel where there home systems are and well do our best to terrorize them. No amazing results promised, but well send you copies of thier loss mails if you request it. Its a training corp after all.
And I have references that will back up my claims that I can actually pew pew fairly well.
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Gratuitous cleavage
Empire Plunder Bunnies
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Posted - 2009.01.10 15:43:00 -
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Send eve mails to Gruelokk, to join up, and to talk about war decs.
If you want to negotiate any ransom to end a war dec, convo gruelokk when hes online. There are lots of industrial corps out there, and your probably not special.. If the wardec on you wasnt a paid contract, then you merely have to pay us 250 mil per week that the dec has been running and well just go find someone else. |
Gruelokk
Minmatar
Empire Plunder Bunnies
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Posted - 2009.01.10 15:45:00 -
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Im the diplomat.
Im guessing since were offering some sort of half assed merc work that hopefully our thread wont get nerfed hah. |
Skira Ranos
Blood Money Inc.
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Posted - 2009.01.10 16:28:00 -
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Edited by: Skira Ranos on 10/01/2009 16:29:10
Most of this is not piracy. If you want to learn piracy, grow a pair and move to low sec.
(and/or check my sig =P )
Can flipping? pish.
Also, recruitment forum is that way > |
Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.01.10 16:30:00 -
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 Originally by: Gratuitous cleavage
Training to ninja into level 4-5 missions to steal loot / salvage.
Suddenly Ninjas and TEARS have no affiliation to the above-mentioned Corporation, and make no claim as to their effectiveness in this training. Suddenly Ninjas is the Premier Ninja Salvaging and Looting Corporation in New Eden, so we didn't want others to be confused as to what this Corp is offering.
Tchell Dahhn
CEO, Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
CEO, Suddenly Ninjas
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Gratuitous cleavage
Empire Plunder Bunnies
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Posted - 2009.01.10 16:58:00 -
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Edited by: Gratuitous cleavage on 10/01/2009 16:58:27
Skira im not sure if youve pirated recently, but post jump bridges, cloaky t2 haulers, jump freighters, camping a low sec gate doesnt yield much but a blob.
Ceo Empire Plunder Bunnies |
Gratuitous cleavage
Empire Plunder Bunnies
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Posted - 2009.01.10 17:00:00 -
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and tchell im well aware of your guys exploits in dodixie, however that will take one training session for the members, i cant see making an entire corp / based on that one facet of griefing. Its not even hard there, as you drop 3 grav quests and youll have 10 navy ravens on scan at 0 every time.
Ceo Empire Plunder Bunnies |
Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.01.10 17:19:00 -
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Edited by: Tchell Dahhn on 10/01/2009 17:19:53
Originally by: Gratuitous cleavage
not to sound like a *****, you guys are the premier mission ninjas, I will only teach basic stuff, you guys im sure have it mastered to an art.
No problems here. I'm happy to see our influence is rubbing off on others.
I've actually developed a timeline of Ninja Salvaging: CCP made it possible, Kahega Amielden made it well known, Suddenly Ninjas made it popular, and Tchell Dahhn made it look good.
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Gratuitous cleavage
Empire Plunder Bunnies
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Posted - 2009.01.10 17:27:00 -
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lol yea, aside from actually blowing up thier crap or corp thieving, ninja loot / salvage probably ****es off carebears more than anything else in game.
Ceo Empire Plunder Bunnies |
Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.01.10 17:30:00 -
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where i can learn how to post on forums?
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Free ISK. No scam, for REAL!!! |
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.01.10 17:35:00 -
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Originally by: Gratuitous cleavage
lol yea, aside from actually blowing up thier crap or corp thieving, ninja loot / salvage probably ****es off carebears more than anything else in game.
Heh. So, basically, we have a Pyramid showing The Causes of Carebear Anger:
#1 - Pirates (Insert your name here - in your head - if you kill stuff)
#2 - Kublai (I put 'Corp Theiving' under 'Scamming', so one name really stands out.)
#3 - Suddenly Ninjas (and those who wish they were)
I like where this is going.
We're Recruiting! |
Gratuitous cleavage
Empire Plunder Bunnies
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Posted - 2009.01.10 17:35:00 -
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Heres a good spot to start, lots of forum trainers in this one.
Ceo Empire Plunder Bunnies |
Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.10 17:36:00 -
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Where's Surfin? He's a plunder bunny!
Karrade-Confirming all pirate babies come from me
Surfin's PlunderBunny-I always knew you were a woman
Karrade-I am a man of many talents.
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.01.10 17:39:00 -
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Originally by: Gratuitous cleavage
Heres a good spot to start, lots of forum trainers in this one.
eww CAOD |
5yndr0m3
Caldari
Letiferi Praedones
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Posted - 2009.01.10 17:45:00 -
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Where's Surfin? He's a plunder bunny!
i was thinking the same thing.
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.10 17:46:00 -
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Originally by: 5yndr0m3
Originally by: Karrade Krise
Where's Surfin? He's a plunder bunny!
i was thinking the same thing.
what am I thinking now? |
Kirra Liu
Gemini Industries Inc
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Posted - 2009.01.10 17:53:00 -
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Originally by: Karrade Krise
Originally by: 5yndr0m3
Originally by: Karrade Krise
Where's Surfin? He's a plunder bunny!
i was thinking the same thing.
what am I thinking now?
Boobies? |
Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.10 17:54:00 -
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Originally by: Kirra Liu
Originally by: Karrade Krise
what am I thinking now?
Boobies?
Bah! Foiled again...Bunny boobies...heh...boobies.....boob....booooooooob.....bunny...heh... |
Rilwar
22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
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Posted - 2009.01.10 18:19:00 -
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I just AP'ed just shy of 500m in BPO's near Jita in a shuttle.
For 19 jumps. |
Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.01.10 18:23:00 -
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Wait, what is this thread about? i can't read what's written behind that wall of text |
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Lavraen
Minmatar
Animus Furandi
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Posted - 2009.01.10 18:27:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
Edited by: Tchell Dahhn on 10/01/2009 17:19:53
Originally by: Gratuitous cleavage
not to sound like a *****, you guys are the premier mission ninjas, I will only teach basic stuff, you guys im sure have it mastered to an art.
No problems here. I'm happy to see our influence is rubbing off on others.
I've actually developed a timeline of Ninja Salvaging: CCP made it possible, Kahega Amielden made it well known, Suddenly Ninjas made it popular, and Tchell Dahhn made it look good.
To be perfectly honest RAK were doing this in Sobaseki in 2006 and PRIV in their heyday before that. Hi sec griefing is nothing new.
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Velocity Prime
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.01.10 18:35:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
Originally by: Gratuitous cleavage
lol yea, aside from actually blowing up thier crap or corp thieving, ninja loot / salvage probably ****es off carebears more than anything else in game.
Heh. So, basically, we have a Pyramid showing The Causes of Carebear Anger:
#1 - Pirates (Insert your name here - in your head - if you kill stuff)
#2 - Kublai (I put 'Corp Theiving' under 'Scamming', so one name really stands out.)
#3 - Suddenly Ninjas (and those who wish they were)
I like where this is going.
You forgot #4 - Dead Orcas
We're Recruiting! |
Skira Ranos
Blood Money Inc.
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Posted - 2009.01.10 19:18:00 -
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Originally by: Gratuitous cleavage
Edited by: Gratuitous cleavage on 10/01/2009 16:58:27
Skira im not sure if youve pirated recently, but post jump bridges, cloaky t2 haulers, jump freighters, camping a low sec gate doesnt yield much but a blob.
Silly me, everyone knows low sec piracy is dead.
Just like it was "dead" when I started in 2004.
Right. |
soldieroffortune 258
Gallente
Trinity Council.
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Posted - 2009.01.10 20:34:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Gratuitous cleavage
Edited by: Gratuitous cleavage on 10/01/2009 17:44:44
I know this belongs in a recruitment thread and it will probably be moved, however I want to take the time to explain what were up to. This isnt neccesarily a "Real" Corp. We are an alt entry corp to get into the main corp.
What I am offering, is a place for anyone that wants to join , we will be holding training classes for every form of pirating. I could use some help with the scamming department, as its one of the few things I havent really mastered.
Things well be doing:
Empire war decs against pure indy corps / alliances, well attempt to always have a spy of some sort in the target corps for intel.
Training on proper methods of can flipping.
Training on the proper methods of ore theft / can ransom.
Training to ninja into level 4-5 missions to steal loot / salvage.
Tier 1 frigate gang pvp training.
We will train proper methods of scanning targets to down in belts / moons / safes. We will also go into 0.0 / low sec and I will train you to find pos's that have ran out of fuel, and proper methods of ransoming them / looting. This will be invaluable information as you try and enter 0.0 pvp alliances, or move to a true pirate corp for scouting / main tackle.
We will work on invading heavily protected 0.0 space with small swarm tactics, and kill anything that crosses our path.
Will teach you how to safely logoffski without being able to be probed.
Will train you how to bump tackle assuming we find a target where that will work.
Will train basic FCing methods. Two of the corp members have FCed for years, 3 man gangs to 100+ fleets.
Will teach the proper methods of using small anchorable bubbles.
There is more, but thats what I came up with off the top of my head.
Once you tire of the corp, your more than welcome to join someone elses corp. There is no SP requirement, you need ventrillo to at least hear. I would like you to at least be able to use a warp scrambler, and t2 guns on a frigate. Unless your just in this for the scamming part, or plan other non pvp oriented stuff. We encourage all forms of griefing, and I would like nothing more than to learn some new forms of griefing from members. If we currently lack a war target, any targets a member really wants to grief will be seriously considered.
Once youve reached 2k pts on the killboard against war targets, youll be approached with an offer to join the main corp.
This corp isnt aimed at being a mega large e-peen corp , its just my giving back to the pirate community, and hopefully it will provide some fun laughs.
Loot from empire wars when one of the FCs is involved will go to pay war dec fee, we need to generate 150 mil isk a week to cover expenses, after that it will be split between members involved. Solo kills / scams are exactly that you dont share with anyone.
Lastly if anyone out there has 100 mil isk per week, we will war dec any target of your choice, just give us intel where there home systems are and well do our best to terrorize them. No amazing results promised, but well send you copies of thier loss mails if you request it. Its a training corp after all.
And I have references that will back up my claims that I can actually pew pew fairly well.
its YAAAAR!!!
not ARR. . . . .
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258
"Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer"
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Dickens Cider
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Posted - 2009.01.10 20:53:00 -
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Originally by: Skira Ranos
Edited by: Skira Ranos on 10/01/2009 16:29:10
Most of this is not piracy. If you want to learn piracy, grow a pair and move to low sec.
(and/or check my sig =P )
Can flipping? pish.
Also, recruitment forum is that way >
Wow, that was fast
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Elienee
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Posted - 2009.01.10 20:55:00 -
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Originally by: Gratuitous cleavage
We will work on invading heavily protected 0.0 space with small swarm tactics, and kill anything that crosses our path.
You must have been in south to managed to do this. Advice you to stay away from the north though, since your learning curve on this will be downhill.....
and yes, OP fail as a pirate  |
Velocity Prime
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.01.10 21:36:00 -
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OP now wishes he would have originally posted this in the the Alliance and Corp Recruitment thread.
That'll learn ya...
heh
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JordanParey
Minmatar
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.01.10 22:28:00 -
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I may be interested in signing up for your corp, send me an evemail ingame.
I can be one of the ninja-teachers =P |
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CCP Mitnal
C C P
CCP
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Posted - 2009.01.10 22:51:00 -
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Moved to Recruitment Centre.
Mitnal
Community Representative
CCP Hf, EVE Online
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Dun Bynar
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.01.10 22:55:00 -
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Originally by: Elienee
Originally by: Gratuitous cleavage
We will work on invading heavily protected 0.0 space with small swarm tactics, and kill anything that crosses our path.
You must have been in south to managed to do this. Advice you to stay away from the north though, since your learning curve on this will be downhill.....
and yes, OP fail as a pirate
I suggest you make your training grounds for this evasion tactic, providence.......if nothing else it will provide me with a few hours of joyfull entertainment....also if you can actually amke this your training ground, and evade cva's crew consistantly with the numbers your talking about taking on this lil op, Why i might reconsider my opin on such corps.
It shall never be lowered, the black flag we bear;
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