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Schalac Caldari Apocalypse Reign	Posted - 2009.01.16 17:08:00 - [1] To Sheriff Jones, /me begins taking off gloves. A challenge. AFs, at a time to be specified in an area we both can go to without repercussions from others. I think I would like to fight you. /me slaps Sheriff Jones with a pure white glove. I posted this in another thread, but I've been drinking grolsch all day now and think this is worthy of it's own topic. Who wants to fight Sheriff Jones? I say we all get some AFs out meet up at a place and fight him. 1v1 ladder matches with myself and Sheriff Jones as the opener. Providing that he is down with it. I would say 10 slots, with a losers bracket, double elimination and no restrictions on our ships other than they must be AFs. So in total you will need 2 fitted AFs in system so that if you lose you can just go to station and jump into it and the fitting that you submit on the first step of the ladder is what you bring to the final rung. Implants can change as to the fact that unless you have an entirely different clone already they are destroyed, and we can't really monitor what's in your head anyway. No podding, as sheriff currently has a positive Sec status as I do so chances are this will be in high sec. Honestly though I would just like to kill the guy and this is easier than getting someone to find him for me through locator agents.
Gunnanmon Gallente UNITED STAR SYNDICATE	Posted - 2009.01.16 17:16:00 - [2] I thought you meant irl. But this works, too. The Ghost-training vote thread
LordSwift Unus Somnium Inc	Posted - 2009.01.16 17:19:00 - [3] This will be awesome.
Mynxee Hellcats The Bastards.	Posted - 2009.01.16 17:19:00 - [4] This sounds fun. Too bad you're suggesting high sec.
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2009.01.16 17:21:00 - [5] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 16/01/2009 17:20:55 looks at thread gets out lawnchair waits Should be interesting to see where this goes.
Qordel Caldari School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2009.01.16 17:24:00 - [6] I hate to say it, but I have to side against Sheriff Jones. Filthy Amarr. They're only good for buying my wares. Also, lust is often disguised by misguided anger and rage, such as the above... :P
Lithyia Theia	Posted - 2009.01.16 17:24:00 - [7] why do you want to fight him? is this your way of showing him your love? where you beaten as a kid?
Schalac Caldari Apocalypse Reign	Posted - 2009.01.16 17:27:00 - [8] Originally by: Mynxee This sounds fun. Too bad you're suggesting high sec. I would happily do low sec as well as long as you have control over the system and are partial to this type of thing happening in your front lawn with respect to the overall goal of AF fights being uninterrupted while the contest is in play. They say to never trust a pirate, but from my experience those are the only ones that actually put up a fight. If you could secure low sec and give passes to all those involved for a few hours, lets do it.
Qordel Caldari School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2009.01.16 17:28:00 - [9] Originally by: Schalac Originally by: Mynxee This sounds fun. Too bad you're suggesting high sec. I would happily do low sec as well as long as you have control over the system and are partial to this type of thing You don't want to know what Sheriff Jones is partial to. Seriously. You just don't... -- Dirk Magnum's Heartfelt Confession
Schalac Caldari Apocalypse Reign	Posted - 2009.01.16 17:29:00 - [10] Originally by: Lithyia Theia why do you want to fight him? is this your way of showing him your love? where you beaten as a kid? Because he has the smart comments already in the thread before I even get to read it. And basically he is a ****. So I figured he would prolly accept the challenge.
Schalac Caldari Apocalypse Reign	Posted - 2009.01.16 17:37:00 - [11] Originally by: Qordel Originally by: Schalac Originally by: Mynxee This sounds fun. Too bad you're suggesting high sec. I would happily do low sec as well as long as you have control over the system and are partial to this type of thing You don't want to know what Sheriff Jones is partial to. Seriously. You just don't... Hey if he is too small to do a 1v1 AF fight and has to bring in friends to pod my combat clone, more power to him. I won't lose much, but if he accepts and then does such a thing then he loses. Granted what he loses doesn't even matter but I like AFs. I like PVP. And a AF PVP ladder match sounds fun to me. That's what I'm tring to set up. With Sheriff Jones and myself as the first match. So sign up, I mean you do realize how Ladder matches work don't you.
Qordel Caldari School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2009.01.16 17:40:00 - [12] Originally by: Schalac Originally by: Qordel Originally by: Schalac Originally by: Mynxee This sounds fun. Too bad you're suggesting high sec. I would happily do low sec as well as long as you have control over the system and are partial to this type of thing You don't want to know what Sheriff Jones is partial to. Seriously. You just don't... Hey if he is too small to do a 1v1 AF fight and has to bring in friends to pod my combat clone, more power to him. I won't lose much, but if he accepts and then does such a thing then he loses. Granted what he loses doesn't even matter but I like AFs. I like PVP. And a AF PVP ladder match sounds fun to me. That's what I'm tring to set up. With Sheriff Jones and myself as the first match. So sign up, I mean you do realize how Ladder matches work don't you. I was speaking more to his predilection to hoarding corpses and using them for his necrophilic orgies. I told you that you didn't want to know... -- Dirk Magnum's Heartfelt Confession
Gabrialle Amarr Sanctuary Logistical Industries Inc	Posted - 2009.01.16 17:55:00 - [13] Recommendation:- speak to the guys at eve radio and get them to organize the fight as part of one of there shows.
Chomin H'ak Integrated Takeovers	Posted - 2009.01.16 17:58:00 - [14] I'm in... When and where? Sounds like a blast, but my time's limited to the weekends for events and the like. /me crosses fingers and hopes...
Schalac Caldari Apocalypse Reign	Posted - 2009.01.16 18:30:00 - [15] Originally by: Chomin H'ak I'm in... When and where? Sounds like a blast, but my time's limited to the weekends for events and the like. /me crosses fingers and hopes... Weekends are great for me as well. Soon as Sheriff mans up and accepts my challenge in thread we can start talks of when and where.
Schalac Caldari Apocalypse Reign	Posted - 2009.01.16 18:31:00 - [16] Originally by: Gabrialle Recommendation:- speak to the guys at eve radio and get them to organize the fight as part of one of there shows. I listen to EVE radio often. I'll look into this.
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2009.01.16 18:32:00 - [17] Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 16/01/2009 18:33:58 Thing is...stands up from lawnchair First you say you don't know who i am. Then you call me names. Then you say i'm "too small" if i don't accept a fight invitation from someone, who doesn't know me and whom i don't know. It all, well, smells like someone pushing me in a bar and going "Fight me!". Not to mention, i do like to quote the Joker; "If you're good at something, don't do it for free" In a nutshell, i'm nto saying "no", i'm asking "why?" If you did know me you'd know i'm a generous guy, someone who tries to cheer these forums up, who helps anyone anytime given my resources and in general a "nice guy". My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Ocih Amarr	Posted - 2009.01.16 18:34:00 - [18] Jones is Amarr, OP is Cadari. OP loses. Fight over.
Sidus Isaacs Gallente	Posted - 2009.01.16 18:35:00 - [19] As fun as it would be to kills other AF's in my Hapry, OP has made a fail thread. Arranged fight like this is stupid, adn why should this Jones fellow care what you thinks of him?
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2009.01.16 18:35:00 - [20] Originally by: Ocih Jones is Amarr, OP is Cadari. OP loses. Fight over. Also good point touching post, as Caldari are my closest friends My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Sidus Isaacs Gallente	Posted - 2009.01.16 18:42:00 - [21] Originally by: Ocih Jones is Amarr, OP is Cadari. OP loses. Fight over. Don't embarass yourself :P
Trader20	Posted - 2009.01.16 18:43:00 - [22] I see this fight ending with many cap ship wrecks.
Ocih Amarr	Posted - 2009.01.16 18:44:00 - [23] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Originally by: Ocih Jones is Amarr, OP is Cadari. OP loses. Fight over. Also good point touching post, as Caldari are my closest friends The Ancient scriptures call the Caldari "usefull idiots". The Ancient scriptures call the Minmitar "Blue collar". The Ancient scriptures call the Gallente "Beetles fans". (I think this is code or something) The Khanid are in fact the true Amarrians. We just prefer meat shields. OP is a pawn.
Schalac Caldari Apocalypse Reign	Posted - 2009.01.16 18:47:00 - [24] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 16/01/2009 18:33:58 Thing is...stands up from lawnchair First you say you don't know who i am. Then you call me names. Then you say i'm "too small" if i don't accept a fight invitation from someone, who doesn't know me and whom i don't know. It all, well, smells like someone pushing me in a bar and going "Fight me!". Not to mention, i do like to quote the Joker; "If you're good at something, don't do it for free" In a nutshell, i'm nto saying "no", i'm asking "why?" If you did know me you'd know i'm a generous guy, someone who tries to cheer these forums up, who helps anyone anytime given my resources and in general a "nice guy". I never called you names, I called you a **. I am a ** as well and I hate the fact that I read an OP and then you are expressing my thoughts before me. The "too small" thing was a jibe and obviously it worked. I have also stated that I have been drinking grolsch all day, so I see where that is coming from, and to the joker comment Batman is my favorite super hero. Normal guy that has assloads of money that affords him advantages in fights... Sounds like me. I'll do it at my expense, hence the buying and fitting 2 AFs exactly the same ready to lose them both in a good 1v1 match. Granted this is only about 100 mil in losses if I do lose them both, it's still greatly above the actual worth of the hulls, and easily compensated by my mission running raven. As to why, well because I see you, in every post that I am going to make a smart comment, and yours are normally better than I thought of and they were first. So I challenge you. Do you accept?
Belmarduk Amarr M.A.R.S. Enterprises	Posted - 2009.01.16 18:53:00 - [25] Originally by: Sheriff Jones Edited by: Sheriff Jones on 16/01/2009 18:33:58 Thing is...stands up from lawnchair First you say you don't know who i am. Then you call me names. Then you say i'm "too small" if i don't accept a fight invitation from someone, who doesn't know me and whom i don't know. It all, well, smells like someone pushing me in a bar and going "Fight me!". Not to mention, i do like to quote the Joker; "If you're good at something, don't do it for free" In a nutshell, i'm nto saying "no", i'm asking "why?" If you did know me you'd know i'm a generous guy, someone who tries to cheer these forums up, who helps anyone anytime given my resources and in general a "nice guy". comes up from around the hedge next to the lawnchair with a baseball-bat stands next to Sheriff Jones swings baseball-bat menacley Come on Forum-Troll Kiddys Mainchar:
Qordel Caldari School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2009.01.16 18:55:00 - [26] Originally by: Schalac Batman is my favorite super hero. Normal guy that has assloads of money that affords him advantages in fights... Sounds like me. I agree. OP is exactly like Batman. -- Dirk Magnum's Heartfelt Confession
Ocih Amarr	Posted - 2009.01.16 18:58:00 - [27] Originally by: Qordel Originally by: Schalac Batman is my favorite super hero. Normal guy that has assloads of money that affords him advantages in fights... Sounds like me. I agree. OP is exactly like Batman. The OP had Alicia Silverstone in his house and never tried to sneak in her room either?
Alex Raptos Caldari The Firestorm Millennium	Posted - 2009.01.16 19:05:00 - [28] He may owe me (Two) Roflwaffles due to his forum jokes, but i'd still side with him.
Sheriff Jones Amarr Clinical Experiment	Posted - 2009.01.16 19:14:00 - [29] Originally by: Schalac Batman is my favorite super hero. Normal guy that has assloads of money that affords him advantages in fights... So I challenge you. Do you accept? Thing is, i don't need advantages No but seriously, if we're doing this, we do it by my book. If a fight with me is what you want, then THAT is what we're gonna give the audience. You, me, time, place, no tournament, no fansypancy stuff and a lot of people who want to see a fight. This is not an agreement, this...is how Jones rolls My opinions represent the opinions of my corporation completely. I'm the CEO damnit.
Chomin H'ak Integrated Takeovers	Posted - 2009.01.16 19:19:00 - [30] Edited by: Chomin H''ak on 16/01/2009 19:22:10 Oh c'mon Jones, you know you wanna... I've been looking for a good event and I just stumbled (only slightly inebriated) onto this. Always wanted to meet and greet (read: pew pew) with some of the great people I've met on the forums, but never had a chance. High-sec with opposable can flipping would make it fair. Edit: OH C'MON, ME WANTS TOURNEY FIGHT! Originally by: Frenden Dax My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.

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