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Dun Bynar Caldari	Posted - 2009.01.18 15:09:00 - [1] I was bored last thursday, no real targets worthy of the ammo it would cost to pop them and after reading here about hi sec can flippers i thought to myself "now there might be a good fight!" so i headed up to some old stomping grounds of my toons younger days, bought meself a t1 cruser, fit 2 t2 mining lasers on it, 3 blasters, scram II,disruptII,mwdII,3 mag stabII's, dcII, and 400 plate,(dam I had forgot how those lasers eat cpu) and filled me drone bay with warriorII's, and went to a 1.0 belt and started mining, dropped a can labeled: " buying my first bc please dont steal" hadnt really had time to remember how much i hated mining when along can a ranis all yellow, and sure enough he crept right up to me can ...waited about 3 minutes before finally flipping me ore......wow.... how can it get any better? I start locking him and to my surprise hedoesnt haul it out of there!! instead he locks me and goes into tight orbit....not a bad plan (unless the t1 cruiser has t2 lights x10) soon as im locked scram shuts down his mwd(ZOMG! inties still use mwd up here) disrupt says he has long way to go to escape, and bam!! im webbed and disrupted...hummmm..... me goes into 5k orbit and speedo says im still doing 523 ms!!! life is good!!! me group of modal electrons, hit once in 5 vollies and me thinks...yep put the ebil drones on him...nah....let him think hes got me for a bit...gotta love dcII!! soz anyways...i let him gets me down to armor and ive hit him once when out of the blue ......poooof...me hits a wrecking shot..:( man what an anti-climax...t1 guns, t1 mwd, t1 disrupt, and t2 od's....no dc 1 or II....soz ill stick to me origanal idea for piwats...guys/gals get in a corp, learn how to fly, how to fit, and raise your skills. both sp's, and game skills, and when you have learned the game..seen most of the universe....when if your still of the mind....try ur hand at being a piwat!
Grunanca Mean Corp Mean Coalition	Posted - 2009.01.18 15:11:00 - [2] Edited by: Grunanca on 18/01/2009 15:13:50 Arrrrrghhh!!!! My poor eyes! They are bleeding!!! Edit: Now I have actually read it... And I think you should be more concerned about your writing skills than his piloting skills
Dun Bynar Caldari	Posted - 2009.01.18 15:15:00 - [3] Originally by: Dun Bynar I was bored last thursday, no real targets worthy of the ammo it would cost to pop them and after reading here about hi sec can flippers i thought to myself "now there might be a good fight!" so i headed up to some old stomping grounds of my toons younger days, bought meself a t1 cruser, fit 2 t2 mining lasers on it, 3 blasters, scram II,disruptII,mwdII,3 mag stabII's, dcII, and 400 plate,(dam I had forgot how those lasers eat cpu) and filled me drone bay with warriorII's, and went to a 1.0 belt. started mining, dropped a can labeled: " buying my first bc please dont steal" hadnt really had time to remember how much i hated mining when along can a ranis all yellow, and sure enough he crept right up to me can ...waited about 3 minutes before finally flipping me ore......wow.... how can it get any better? I start locking him and to my surprise hedoesnt haul it out of there!! instead he locks me and goes into tight orbit....not a bad plan (unless the t1 cruiser has t2 lights x10) soon as i lock, scram shuts down his mwd(ZOMG! inties still use mwd up here) disrupt says he has long way to go to escape, and bam!! im webbed and disrupted...hummmm..... me goes into 5k orbit and speedo says im still doing 523 ms!!! life is good!!! me group of modal electrons, hit once in 5 vollies, and me thinks...yep...... put the ebil drones on him...nah me second thinks....let him think hes got me for a bit...gotta love dcII!! soz anyways...i let him gets me down to armor and ive hit him once when out of the blue ......poooof...me hits a wrecking shot..:( man what an anti-climax...t1 guns, t1 mwd, t1 disrupt, and t2 od's....no dc 1 or II....soz ill stick to me origanal idea for piwats...guys/gals get in a corp, learn how to fly, how to fit, and raise your skills. both sp's, and game skills, and when you have learned the game..seen most of the universe....when if your still of the mind....try ur hand at being a piwat!
J Bravo Minmatar Cash Money Brothers	Posted - 2009.01.18 15:30:00 - [4] People should really use the word "epic" more often. ---- "Trying is the first step towards failure"
Metalcali Amarr	Posted - 2009.01.18 15:31:00 - [5] tl;dr version is nothing special He killed a noob while in a cruiser.
Ariinn	Posted - 2009.01.18 15:39:00 - [6] People should stop posting in these forusm, while they PVP at the same time. You can get one right, not both. Lets hope the OP won his PVP fight. His forum post on the other hand, need some tiding up. But beside that, ok read
No Beard The Gentlemen of Low Moral Fibre	Posted - 2009.01.18 15:43:00 - [7] I tried to read that a few times, but it was trying to listen to Vicky Pollard.
oodin Beyond Divinity Inc	Posted - 2009.01.18 15:49:00 - [8] Edited by: oodin on 18/01/2009 15:50:12
Tobbie T	Posted - 2009.01.18 15:59:00 - [9] I must say, Have you ever tried to Write something that used the most common way of Writing? Whit Periods and Capital Letters and such. Which would stop people to smash it all together in a all out Unreadable, ok it wasnt Unreadable, but quite Hard to Read Pile that looks mostly like Porrage at first glance, and i also have to comment that Baiting Idiots in Interceptors is not as fun as Destroying Cruisers that Baits Idiots, now have a nice day and Fly safe / Tobbie T
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2009.01.18 19:57:00 - [10] ... You were mining in a bait Thorax (5/3/5 50m3) and you bravely slew a can flipping Taranis? Yay. Next time do it in a Covetor or an Industrial so you at least can pretend that you've accomplished something worthwhile.
Silent Sins Deliciously Vicious	Posted - 2009.01.18 23:24:00 - [11] epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic
Captain Pompous	Posted - 2009.01.18 23:35:00 - [12] i hate you and your posts Dun byar, your literary monstrosities represent all that is wrong in this world watch out, i know narranganasenett and I will ask him to annoint this thread with his God-Emperor of Jita nonsense. Then, you'd be wishing you'd tapped the "return" key once in a while
Lavraen Minmatar Animus Furandi	Posted - 2009.01.19 01:30:00 - [13] Originally by: Dun Bynar Wall of text Say what?
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.01.19 10:23:00 - [14] Originally by: Captain Pompous i hate you and your posts Dun byar, your literary monstrosities represent all that is wrong in this world
hellsknights SniggWaffe	Posted - 2009.01.19 10:43:00 - [15] If i had to name this story something i would name it (Sac Of ****). 1. use spaces, paragraghs when you write. 2.Sentence structure. 3.Plan your punctuation. Then perhaps i would name it (Just A Crappy Story)
Lysander Collins	Posted - 2009.01.19 11:20:00 - [16] That wasn't quite as unreadable as it first appeared. However the story itself seems hardly interesting enough to merit posting about it. I thought the guy that killed can-flippers in a hulk was much more entertaining.
Burn Mac Minmatar The Tuskers	Posted - 2009.01.19 11:26:00 - [17] Originally by: Dun Bynar I was bored last thursday, no real targets worthy of the ammo it would cost to pop them. After reading here about hi sec can flippers i thought to myself "now there might be a good fight!" so i headed up to some old stomping grounds of my toons younger days, bought meself a t1 cruser, fit 2 t2 mining lasers on it, 3 blasters, scram II,disruptII,mwdII,3 mag stabII's, dcII, and 400 plate,(dam I had forgot how those lasers eat cpu) and filled me drone bay with warriorII's. I went to a 1.0 belt and started mining, dropped a can labeled: " buying my first bc please dont steal" hadnt really had time to remember how much i hated mining when along came a ranis all yellow, and sure enough he crept right up to my can and... waited about 3 minutes before finally flipping my ore, wow! how can it get any better? I start locking him and to my surprise he doesnt haul it out of there! Instead he locks me and goes into tight orbit, not a bad plan. (unless the t1 cruiser has t2 lights x10) As soon as im locked scram shuts down his mwd(ZOMG! inties still use mwd up here) disruptor says he has long way to go to escape, and bam! Im webbed and disrupted. I then go into 5k orbit and speedo says im still doing 523 ms! life is good, my group of modal electrons, hit once every 5 vollies. And i dont put the drones on him yet to let him think he's got me for a bit. I then let him get me down to armor and ive hit him once when out of the blue poooof! i hit a wrecking shot :( Man what an anti-climax! t1 guns, t1 mwd, t1 disrupt, and t2 od's no dc 1 or II. So ill stick to my origanal idea for pirates. Guys/(guys roleplaying girls) get in a corp, learn how to fly, how to fit, and raise your skills, both sp's, and game skills. When you have learned the game, seen most of the universe, then if your still of the mind, try your hand at being a pirate! i tried to fix it, but i failz
Mithos Victus Aurelius Federation Apotheosis of Virtue	Posted - 2009.01.19 17:00:00 - [18] Ugh. Had a stigmata moment there for a second, blood coming out of my eyes and such. Less crit in the future please, more [Enter Key].
Neyro7830 Gallente Axxeon	Posted - 2009.01.19 17:01:00 - [19] Originally by: Tobbie T I must say, Have you ever tried to Write something that used the most common way of Writing? Whit Periods and Capital Letters and such. Which would stop people to smash it all together in a all out Unreadable, ok it wasnt Unreadable, but quite Hard to Read Pile that looks mostly like Porrage at first glance, and i also have to comment that Baiting Idiots in Interceptors is not as fun as Destroying Cruisers that Baits Idiots, now have a nice day and Fly safe / Tobbie T I Must Say, Capitalizing every other Word in Your Post sure does make it Proper, wot wot.
Dani SP Caldari Rupture Farms Mining	Posted - 2009.01.19 19:13:00 - [20] What the hells is DC II? And, as others stated, I don't get a ****. Anyways congrats. Owning a can flipper is always funny as hell :) Daniel, 24, from Spain. Have fun and fly safe =)
Suitonia Gallente interimo End of The Line.	Posted - 2009.01.19 19:18:00 - [21] DC II would be a Damage Control II.
Tandin The Knights Templar Intrepid Crossing	Posted - 2009.01.19 19:45:00 - [22] Congratulations.. That wall of unreadable text has earned you a free podding.
Demitria Fernir Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.01.19 21:35:00 - [23] Originally by: Suitonia DC II would be a Damage Control II. lies, it's a Dormitory Chick. they say II's are the best.
Tandin The Knights Templar Intrepid Crossing	Posted - 2009.01.19 21:46:00 - [24] Originally by: Demitria Fernir Originally by: Suitonia DC II would be a Damage Control II. lies, it's a Dormitory Chick. they say II's are the best. Do you mean 2 T1's or a T2? If you can find 2 T2's, go with that. Just be careful, the stacking penalties with then get nasty because they tend to get jealous of each other.
Demitria Fernir Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.01.19 21:49:00 - [25] Originally by: Tandin Originally by: Demitria Fernir Originally by: Suitonia DC II would be a Damage Control II. lies, it's a Dormitory Chick. they say II's are the best. Do you mean 2 T1's or a T2? If you can find 2 T2's, go with that. Just be careful, the stacking penalties with then get nasty because they tend to get jealous of each other. not when you're fitting a Quad 3500mm Artillery Siege I. they love big guns.
Silent Sins Deliciously Vicious	Posted - 2009.01.19 22:22:00 - [26] epic epic epic epic epic epic
Demitria Fernir Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.01.19 22:23:00 - [27] Originally by: Silent Sins ** ** should be filtered.
Silent Sins Deliciously Vicious	Posted - 2009.01.19 22:43:00 - [28] Originally by: Demitria Fernir Originally by: Silent Sins ** should be filtered. QFT ------------------------------ ****************** ------------------------------
Little Fistter Caldari Highlander Guard	Posted - 2009.01.19 23:56:00 - [29] Does "EPIC" mean long-winded? Its almost like a drug indiced, "stream-of-consciousness" tone poem, without tone or poetry, however. Perhaps the "stream of consciousness" was really "Chit Creek". Or again, its a "train-of-thought", but the train derailed. Epic Fail award: Writing.
Lucia Wilber Minmatar Native Freshfood	Posted - 2009.01.20 00:50:00 - [30] I fitted a Badger MKII with a T2 Pulse Laser, passive targeter, three jammers, a webber and a scrambler and killed a Bantam that flipped my can. Was that an epic can flipping fail, too?

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