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RedSplat
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.01.26 19:38:00 -
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Originally by: Irida Mershkov
Originally by: Lolfast Edited by: Lolfast on 26/01/2009 01:57:12 Edited by: Lolfast on 26/01/2009 01:54:43 pretty boyish,
lol, you're gonna get pegged. haha.

Wait a minute 

Not really a troll |

Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2009.01.26 20:01:00 -
[32]
Originally by: Chomin H'ak
People have sex still? When did this happen??? 
The Party's five year plan to medically eliminate the orgasm failed (but please don't tell them that.)
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Orar Ironfist
Digital assassins
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Posted - 2009.01.26 20:09:00 -
[33]
Shes a lesbian. I bet 5mill on it. Any takers? |

Sol'Kanar
Minmatar SRIUS BISNIS
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Posted - 2009.01.26 21:07:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Orar Ironfist Shes a lesbian. I bet 5mill on it. Any takers?
I require graphic pictures as proof, but I'll take the bet.
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Deathhawk
mensajero de muerte
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Posted - 2009.01.26 21:09:00 -
[35]
Originally by: Orar Ironfist Shes a lesbian. I bet 5mill on it. Any takers?
yeah defo... and remember when she comes out and you were the last person she was with your friends are gonna say you were that bad that you changed her hahaahahahaha i know i would and it would never stop.
plz post when that happens...
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Incinate
Atomic Battle Penguins The Darwin Award Foundation
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Posted - 2009.01.26 22:50:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Tefkros
Originally by: Lolfast Edited by: Lolfast on 26/01/2009 01:57:12 Edited by: Lolfast on 26/01/2009 01:54:43
So I just asked the girl I like out. We've been friends for a while
I stopped reading right here. Well ok, I read about the dinner proposal as well.
Just as Gregor said, once you have put yourself in the friend zone, you need extremely tight game to dig yourself out of it.
Also, dinner dates are boring. Every chump and loser takes a chick to dinner.
Basically, you are about to be tested and rejected.
You need to be extremely confident and assertive to win this one. She will try every test in the book to test what a man you are. She will try to bring friends along, be late, and the ultimate test she will say "I¦d like to be just friends". If you ***** out and fail any of these tests, you are gone and there is no return.
Is she late? Leave and go to the gym. Is she bringing someone along? Leave her have dinner with her friend because you are offended by this attitude. "Let¦s just be friends"? Honey, I¦m sure you have enough girlfriends, and the only way I¦ll fall into that category is when I¦m gay. Now follow me, we are going bowling.
You get the point.
Get back to us with what happened :) And send me like 200mill isk, people pay like $3000 for one weekend of what I told you ;)
Someone knows his Game 
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Flossing
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Posted - 2009.01.26 23:08:00 -
[37]
The Sushi is the closest thing your gonna get to Fishy fingers, on that date. |

Abene Placito
Black Legion Command Black Legion.
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Posted - 2009.01.26 23:44:00 -
[38]
To accurately determine whether she is indeed a lesbian, a full body picture is required.
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Chomin H'ak
Integrated Takeovers
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Posted - 2009.01.27 00:19:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Abene Placito To accurately determine whether she is indeed a lesbian, a full body picture is required.
QFT
Nude photos would indeed help as the lines and curvature of the spine is indicative of sexual orientation.
Originally by: Frenden Dax My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.
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Joseph Christ
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Posted - 2009.01.27 00:32:00 -
[40]
Web her. |

zombiedeadhead
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.01.27 00:48:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Lolfast Edited by: Lolfast on 26/01/2009 01:57:12 Edited by: Lolfast on 26/01/2009 01:54:43
Keep in mind, this one is pretty boyish, as in, she's usually my wingman when we go to bars.
This means she thinks your gay. Shes a ***hag tbh, but **** it
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.01.27 01:04:00 -
[42]
Edited by: Lana Torrin on 27/01/2009 01:04:55
Originally by: Joseph Christ Web her.
Don't forget the point or she might get away when you get her in to hull.
Edit: Apparently my 'h' key needs a ard wack to get it to work.
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Erica 'cowpig'Lafehr
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Posted - 2009.01.27 01:58:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Lolfast Edited by: Lolfast on 26/01/2009 01:57:12 Edited by: Lolfast on 26/01/2009 01:54:43 Okay, so I figure all you pirate types are great intuitive judges of character, seeing as you have to figure ransoms all the time.
So I just asked the girl I like out. We've been friends for a while, and I just very directly told her I like her and wanted to go to dinner! SOMETIME IN THE WEEK!
It was ****ing awkward for a second, she then told me," I don't really ever do more than just friends, but I'm willing to try anything."
And now we're getting sushi.
Did I get rejected, or accepted?
Keep in mind, this one is pretty boyish, as in, she's usually my wingman when we go to bars.
It's a total mind**** right now, and TBH, I need the EVE C&P communities help.
Honestly, the fact that you are here, on the internet, asking for help about some boyish girl who acts as your wingman in a bar tells me that you have been REJECTED and she would rather do farm animals than you. Get a life geek dweeb.
That or you're a total troll. Both I think. |

Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.01.27 02:01:00 -
[44]
"Gank" her and see if she drops any good loot. Also, I think you'd be the one paying the ransom.
Wait, did you say boyish? You're not a Catholic Priest are you? |

Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.01.27 02:41:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Karrade Krise Wait, did you say boyish? You're not a Catholic Priest are you?
OH SNAP! |

Lolfast
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Posted - 2009.01.27 03:57:00 -
[46]
Who, me?
No i'd never be a troll.
Especially not involving such a serious subject. |

Zettarra
Ihatalo Navy Ihatalo Cartel
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Posted - 2009.01.27 04:16:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Lolfast Edited by: Lolfast on 26/01/2009 01:57:12 Edited by: Lolfast on 26/01/2009 01:54:43 Okay, so I figure all you pirate types are great intuitive judges of character, seeing as you have to figure ransoms all the time.
So I just asked the girl I like out. We've been friends for a while, and I just very directly told her I like her and wanted to go to dinner! SOMETIME IN THE WEEK!
It was ****ing awkward for a second, she then told me," I don't really ever do more than just friends, but I'm willing to try anything."
And now we're getting sushi.
Did I get rejected, or accepted?
Keep in mind, this one is pretty boyish, as in, she's usually my wingman when we go to bars.
It's a total mind**** right now, and TBH, I need the EVE C&P communities help.
Mistake number 1, you spent too much time getting to know the person. Personal experience. Find someone else to make the lovez too.
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CCP Mitnal
C C P CCP

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Posted - 2009.01.27 04:28:00 -
[48]
Moved to OOPE.
Mitnal Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Email |
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Irulan S'Dijana
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2009.01.27 04:57:00 -
[49]
How can this not have been linked already?!? - Nobody gets rich in this business. You simply obtain new levels of relative poverty. |

Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.27 05:52:00 -
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Originally by: Lolfast It was ****ing awkward for a second, she then told me," I don't really ever do more than just friends, but I'm willing to try anything."
Well, lucky you. Now is where you mention every wild, kinky fantasy you've ever dreamed of but never had the courage to ask about. Hey, she did say anything... -----------
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gallminin
Gallente Playboy Enterprises Dark Taboo
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Posted - 2009.01.27 06:01:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Misanth Stick to boys. Xbox makes for better foreplay, you can have as much beer as you want, and you know he'll only cheat on you for a good pair of boobs - much more acceptable reason than doing your best pal because he was there listening to her (moaning, x2) when you were watching sports.
MMmmmmen. 
ROFFLLL LMAO hhahhahah xbox makes for better foreplay LMAO
---Asus M2N SLI Deluxe wireles edition.- XFX 8800GT 512MB DDR3 - 6GB G.Skill - AMD 6400+ am2 @3.2 with a zalman cooler--- |

gallminin
Gallente Playboy Enterprises Dark Taboo
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Posted - 2009.01.27 06:05:00 -
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Originally by: Orar Ironfist Shes a lesbian. I bet 5mill on it. Any takers?
make it 20mil isk ---Asus M2N SLI Deluxe wireles edition.- XFX 8800GT 512MB DDR3 - 6GB G.Skill - AMD 6400+ am2 @3.2 with a zalman cooler--- |

Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.27 06:11:00 -
[53]
Originally by: gallminin
Originally by: Orar Ironfist Shes a lesbian. I bet 5mill on it. Any takers?
make it 20mil isk
Hey, even better then. She did say "anything"... can we say threesome?
OP: she clearly wants to invite you to a threesome with her and her hot girlfriend. You should bring this up at the earliest possible opportunity. |

Cing Liberdanis
Fear Inc
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Posted - 2009.01.27 10:41:00 -
[54]
Friend Zone
Amirite? |

Sokratesz
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.01.27 11:49:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Lolfast Edited by: Lolfast on 26/01/2009 01:57:12 Edited by: Lolfast on 26/01/2009 01:54:43 Okay, so I figure all you pirate types are great intuitive judges of character, seeing as you have to figure ransoms all the time.
So I just asked the girl I like out. We've been friends for a while, and I just very directly told her I like her and wanted to go to dinner! SOMETIME IN THE WEEK!
It was ****ing awkward for a second, she then told me," I don't really ever do more than just friends, but I'm willing to try anything."
And now we're getting sushi.
Did I get rejected, or accepted?
Keep in mind, this one is pretty boyish, as in, she's usually my wingman when we go to bars.
It's a total mind**** right now, and TBH, I need the EVE C&P communities help.
boyish girls ftw
and as said, just be cool be yourself you'll need to convince her that you're interesting don't go showing the vulnerable inner self just yet
Your cap ship deserves CPR's! |

Meek Wriggle
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.01.27 12:07:00 -
[56]
Threads like this remind me why I can no longer be arsed to chase women.
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jason hill
Caldari Clan Shadow Wolf Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.27 17:13:00 -
[57]
i bet she`s a 20 stone biffa  |

Gabrialle
Amarr Sanctuary Logistical Industries Inc
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Posted - 2009.01.27 18:54:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Meek Wriggle Threads like this remind me why I can no longer be arsed to chase women.
same here.
Tell us how it goes and good luck!
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Sonorra Baki
Interstellar eXodus Minor Threat.
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Posted - 2009.01.27 19:02:00 -
[59]
Ok I've read alot about the friend zone here... Funny thing here is that I use FZ an awefull lot to keep a big back log of girls, to pull out when fun is to be had. I've never had any problems "switching" them over. Actually I think it't a huge advantage to master FZ, cause you never run dry. |

Meek Wriggle
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.01.27 20:02:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Sonorra Baki Ok I've read alot about the friend zone here... Funny thing here is that I use FZ an awefull lot to keep a big back log of girls, to pull out when fun is to be had. I've never had any problems "switching" them over. Actually I think it't a huge advantage to master FZ, cause you never run dry.
I bet you're still a virgin really. |
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