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CALDARGUY
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Posted - 2009.02.05 21:44:00 -
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Thank you so much for smashing the window of my car. I've met so many new people this morning, all of them saying "I think someone has tried to break into your car". They are all wrong, of course, since you didn't even open the door. Clearly you just needed to smash something.
Perhaps you could pop back and leave your address. The next time *I* feel the need to smash something, I'd be happy to come round to your place and smash something of yours.
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rValdez5987
Amarr
32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2009.02.05 21:46:00 -
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sugoi sutori aniki.
furthermore,
kill the bastard who did it with fire
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TraininVain
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Posted - 2009.02.05 21:48:00 -
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Can I have your stuff?
It wasn't in your glove compartment 
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Crackuji
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.02.05 21:49:00 -
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Pretty sure the guy is an Eve player and will read this, yup
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Zeba
Minmatar
Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2009.02.05 21:51:00 -
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And you think it was someone from eve why? Unless it was that guy from school you overheard talking about just starting eve so you told him 'omg I have this awesome pos in low sec if you want to drop by we can go hunt rats just jump through this gate in Amamake and talk to the flashy red guys and they will tell you what moon its at'. You did that didn't you. 
inappropriate signature. ~WeatherMan |
mcnuggetlol
Amarr
Outlandish Operations
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Posted - 2009.02.05 21:52:00 -
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 Originally by: CALDARGUY
Thank you so much for smashing the window of my car. I've met so many new people this morning, all of them saying "I think someone has tried to break into your car". They are all wrong, of course, since you didn't even open the door. Clearly you just needed to smash something.
Perhaps you could pop back and leave your address. The next time *I* feel the need to smash something, I'd be happy to come round to your place and smash something of yours.
Yeah sorry bout that
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Sirez Cartwright
Caldari
Gallente Mining and Manufacturing Inc
Cloud 7 Nebulosa
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Posted - 2009.02.05 21:58:00 -
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Edited by: Sirez Cartwright on 05/02/2009 21:59:37
Originally by: Crackuji
Pretty sure the guy is an Eve player and will read this, yup
Originally by: Zeba
And you think it was someone from eve why?
Fail.
It was probably Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC. He was mad because you didn't have a seat.
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Buhhdust Princess
Annihilate.
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Posted - 2009.02.05 22:25:00 -
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that was YOUR car?
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Uncle Smokey
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Posted - 2009.02.05 22:29:00 -
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Originally by: CALDARGUY
Thank you so much for smashing the window of my car. I've met so many new people this morning, all of them saying "I think someone has tried to break into your car". They are all wrong, of course, since you didn't even open the door. Clearly you just needed to smash something.
Perhaps you could pop back and leave your address. The next time *I* feel the need to smash something, I'd be happy to come round to your place and smash something of yours.
i suggest you forge some copies of your prescriptions and atleast double your medication. |
Battleclash
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Posted - 2009.02.05 22:29:00 -
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If you didn't drive such a ugly pos I wouldn't be compelled to try and put it out of it's misery
Originally by: Vladimir Ilych
Stupidity is universal.
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Armoured C
Gallente
Federation of Freedom Fighters
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2009.02.06 00:20:00 -
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Originally by: TraininVain
Can I have your stuff?
It wasn't in your glove compartment
This week EvE Life: Wormhole Wars 01/Feb
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Kagura Nikon
Minmatar
The Black Dawn Gang
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Posted - 2009.02.06 00:54:00 -
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Originally by: Zeba
And you think it was someone from eve why?
daa obvious.. because the car had a web over it a falcon was tied to the car and he drawn a lot of POINTS! over the car before smashing it!
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If brute force doesn't solve your problem... you are not using enough
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Gunnanmon
Gallente
UNITED STAR SYNDICATE
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Posted - 2009.02.06 01:00:00 -
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Are you sure the culprit plays Eve? And reads the forums, of course. |
Sturdy Girl
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Posted - 2009.02.06 01:34:00 -
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Originally by: Kagura Nikon
Originally by: Zeba
And you think it was someone from eve why?
daa obvious.. because the car had a web over it a falcon was tied to the car and he drawn a lot of POINTS! over the car before smashing it!
And there was a frozen corpse sitting next to it, which looked iudentical to the op. |
Sniper Wolf18
Gallente
A Pretty Pony Princess
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Posted - 2009.02.06 01:37:00 -
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I shot it with my dronses! |
Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.06 02:16:00 -
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Confirming I am the window smasher. For every dollar you send me I'll send you back 10x as much.
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Jack Light
legion syndicate
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Posted - 2009.02.06 02:35:00 -
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Damn, that was your car? Whoops
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CCP Mitnal
C C P
CCP
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Posted - 2009.02.06 02:52:00 -
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Moved to OOPE. |
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Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2009.02.06 02:53:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal
Moved to OOPE.
Lies
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
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Posted - 2009.02.06 02:55:00 -
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be glad that whoever smashed your car window didn't steal your car |
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OffBeaT
Caldari
KaMiKaZes
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Posted - 2009.02.06 03:38:00 -
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like huh! 
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Brea Lafail
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Posted - 2009.02.06 03:57:00 -
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Don't fly what you can't afford to lose. |
Reven Cordelle
Caldari
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2009.02.06 08:45:00 -
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Originally by: Brea Lafail
Don't fly what you can't afford to lose.
Aaahahahaha.
This. This times 100 Percent. |
Taradis
Amarr
The Imperial Assassins
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Posted - 2009.02.06 09:52:00 -
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I pwnd it with my Apoc 
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xGradiusx
Minmatar
Shoot To Thrill
Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2009.02.06 10:08:00 -
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Originally by: TraininVain
Can I have your stuff?
It wasn't in your glove compartment
This.
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Gabrialle
Amarr
Sanctuary Logistical Industries Inc
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Posted - 2009.02.06 10:20:00 -
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Originally by: CALDARGUY
Thank you so much for smashing the window of my caracal. I've met so many new people this morning, all of them saying "I think someone has tried to break into your caracal". They are all wrong, of course, since you didn't even open the airlock. Clearly you just needed to smash something.
Perhaps you could pop back and leave your address. The next time *I* feel the need to smash something, I'd be happy to come round to your place and smash something of yours.
fixed, also explosive decompression sucks
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Kappas.
Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.02.06 15:32:00 -
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I saw some guy slash 1 of my ú200 tyres about a month or 2 ago, just after he'd parked across the street.
Of course, I repaid that favour by slashing all of his and smashing his windscreen.
Win.
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Xen Gin
Universal Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.02.06 16:24:00 -
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Originally by: Kappas.
I saw some guy slash 1 of my ú200 tyres about a month or 2 ago, just after he'd parked across the street.
Of course, I repaid that favour by slashing all of his and smashing his windscreen.
Win.
Burn.
Also who would think that having your windscreen smashed in equates to attempted robbery? Anybody attempting to do so would go for the non-laminated door windows.
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Originally by: Rifter Drifter
News just in..
Games are a pastime.. not a way of life.
If your not enjoying, stop playing, and don't post about it.
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Alex V0X2
Minmatar
Exiled.
Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2009.02.06 17:08:00 -
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In soviet RL, the window smashes you. |
goodby4u
Valor Inc.
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Posted - 2009.02.06 18:07:00 -
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Goons gank another...
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