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Irida Mershkov
Gallente Noir.
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Posted - 2009.02.08 01:23:00 -
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My God
Jesus, this may be slightly old, but this is the first i've ever heard of it. Jesus god damn christ, this is the biggest load of trash i've ever seen. Essentially, this is basically just a really, ****ty, fanfiction of Harry Potter. Or something else. Nice lil readup
If your eyes can't stand reading the 'chapters'! Well, here's an audio take on it just for you! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF |
Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.02.08 01:29:00 -
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LOL thoguht this was advertisment for my friends band
http://myspace.com/motherofgodofficial
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ceaon
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.02.08 01:30:00 -
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:wtfisthi****: . . .
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ceaon
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.02.08 01:31:00 -
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Originally by: Kaeten LOL thoguht this was advertisment for my friends band
http://myspace.com/motherofgodofficial
bookmarked . . .
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente Noir.
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Posted - 2009.02.08 01:31:00 -
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Edited by: Irida Mershkov on 08/02/2009 01:31:45
Originally by: Kaeten LOL thoguht this was advertisment for my friends band
http://myspace.com/motherofgodofficial
Will slide it into the OP. :)
Edit: my god this just gets worse by the damn second.
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Atama Cardel
Perkone
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Posted - 2009.02.08 04:48:00 -
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Quote: And thenààààà suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. ôOh! Oh! Oh! ö I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And thenà. ôWHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!ö It wasàààààààààààààààààààà.Dumbledore!
That would be the best part of the story so far
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente Noir.
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Posted - 2009.02.08 12:45:00 -
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Originally by: Atama Cardel
Quote: And thenààààà suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. ôOh! Oh! Oh! ö I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And thenà. ôWHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!ö It wasàààààààààààààààààààà.Dumbledore!
That would be the best part of the story so far
Fairplay, i'd love to see Dumbledore scream that in one of the movies. Haha. |
rValdez5987
Amarr 32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment.
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Posted - 2009.02.08 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: Kaeten LOL thoguht this was advertisment for my friends band
http://myspace.com/motherofgodofficial
Oh wow, this music is pretty good. bookmarked |
Cedric Diggory
Perfunctory Oleaginous Laocoon Mugwumps
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Posted - 2009.02.08 17:52:00 -
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Surely, surely this is a ****-take. Tell me it's not real. Tell me there aren't people like this in our world... |
Irida Mershkov
Gallente Noir.
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Posted - 2009.02.08 18:09:00 -
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Originally by: Cedric Diggory Surely, surely this is a ****-take. Tell me it's not real. Tell me there aren't people like this in our world...
She's a real person (the "Author") and she really, does write like this. Really. :/
Also the music in that link is pretty good.
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Grimpak
Gallente Celestial Horizon Corp. Celestial Industrial Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.08 19:46:00 -
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Originally by: Cedric Diggory Surely, surely this is a ****-take. Tell me it's not real. Tell me there aren't people like this in our world...
in what world do you live? cuz I want to go there ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |
Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2009.02.08 21:04:00 -
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This is seriously heinous. I remember my writing from my teenage years to be pretty immature but I mean come on.
Quote: AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I donÆt own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.
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Tyr Vaantau
Amarr Disorder.
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Posted - 2009.02.08 21:33:00 -
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Quote: So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hal and looked in from a widow. A ****ing prep called Britney from Griffindoor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledork. Cornelia Fudged was there shouting at Dumbledore. Doris Rumbridge was there too. ôTHIS CANNOT BE!ö she shouted angrily. ôTHE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!ö ôTHE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!ö yelled Cornelia Fudge. ôYOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!ö yelled Rumbridge. ôYOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!ö
I think it's a troll but damn some of this **** is funny... ------
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zibelthurdos
Hoshi's Mining and Logistics
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Posted - 2009.02.09 09:48:00 -
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pretty poor fan fiction, clearly not written by a potter fan.
I'm not a huge fan. (have read every book) but not insane about it. and even i know hagrid doesn't have a broom. he flies a motorcycle everytime you read about him flying. ----------------------------------------------- Don't think of it as dying, Think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush |
Cedric Diggory
Perfunctory Oleaginous Laocoon Mugwumps
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Posted - 2009.02.09 09:57:00 -
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Oh yes, I just thought I'd better mention this:
NSFW!
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Irida Mershkov
Gallente Noir.
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Posted - 2009.02.09 13:45:00 -
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Originally by: Tyr Vaantau
Quote: So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hal and looked in from a widow. A ****ing prep called Britney from Griffindoor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Dumbledork. Cornelia Fudged was there shouting at Dumbledore. Doris Rumbridge was there too. ôTHIS CANNOT BE!ö she shouted angrily. ôTHE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!ö ôTHE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!ö yelled Cornelia Fudge. ôYOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!ö yelled Rumbridge. ôYOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!ö
I think it's a troll but damn some of this **** is funny...
GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NAO!
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Stitcher
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.02.09 14:14:00 -
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I give her 7/10 - Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain. |
Rondo Gunn
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2009.02.10 00:23:00 -
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Originally by: Cedric Diggory Surely, surely this is a ****-take. Tell me it's not real. Tell me there aren't people like this in our world...
Cedric....you don't take a look around the Internetz too often, do you? |
Alex V0X2
Minmatar Exiled. Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2009.02.10 04:34:00 -
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Originally by: Atama Cardel
Quote: And thenààààà suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. ôOh! Oh! Oh! ö I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And thenà. ôWHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!ö It wasàààààààààààààààààààà.Dumbledore!
That would be the best part of the story so far
This is the best thing I've read in years! I can't stop horking like an idiot! Halp... ----------------- http://cakematar.wordpress.com/ (epicness in rabbles) |
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