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FOl2TY8
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Posted - 2009.02.12 20:29:00 -
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Make her dinner and make her a card. Then make her chin a nut rest.
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FOl2TY8
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Posted - 2009.02.12 20:38:00 -
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 Originally by: mamolian
Voucher for a local Spa.
HELL to the NO. Don't do this man, do something that you two can do together. Of course you two can go to the spa together but it won't be on the cheap. Just make her dinner and make her a card. 100% guaranteed to make her creamy.
A bonus to this will be that she will let all her friends know how sweet you are. When she eventually breaks up with your unimaginative ass you can be sure her friends will be good for a few romps.
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FOl2TY8
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Posted - 2009.02.12 20:59:00 -
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Originally by: Megan Maynard
How's this:
She likes ducks.
Get her a stuffed duck with a flower or two and maybe attach a card etc to go along with dinner.
NOTE: Stuffed duck does not mean a formerly living duck stuffed.  :-D
Not too sure, she has a **** ton of ducks.
Sounds perfect, now go forth young man and practice making babies!
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FOl2TY8
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Posted - 2009.02.12 21:30:00 -
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Originally by: Megan Maynard
Originally by: FOl2TY8
Originally by: Megan Maynard
How's this:
She likes ducks.
Get her a stuffed duck with a flower or two and maybe attach a card etc to go along with dinner.
NOTE: Stuffed duck does not mean a formerly living duck stuffed. :-D
Not too sure, she has a **** ton of ducks.
Sounds perfect, now go forth young man and practice making babies!
EEP! It's bad enough her best friend has a kid and she gets all mushy and baby eyed when she gets to watch "it".
I got myself a vasectomy for Christmas. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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FOl2TY8
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Posted - 2009.02.12 21:55:00 -
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Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Originally by: FOl2TY8
I got myself a vasectomy for Christmas. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Now I know why you have no problem boinking your wife 10 times a week  
Slade
I'm telling you man, if you don't want kids it's the way to go. Plus it's an outpatient surgery but you can tell your work you will need the entire day off. No more birth control AND you get a full Eve day. You can't lose.
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